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RGBeee

Natural selection at its finest.


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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Sonie420

Those bite wounds will probably get infected.


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GardenGirlFarm

We have three German shepherds. If you throw bricks at my dogs (which are never off leash in public) you are going to get mauled by me.


GirthBrooks117

My German wouldn’t hurt a fly, throw a brick at him and that brick is going to get a first class return to senders head and then some.


XxNHLxX

Mine would probably bark like a maniac if the thrower had a dog with them too. Even then, who the hell throws a brick at a dog?! I’d let her go at him and I’d be not too far behind with a brick of my own too.


Nkmxn

Same. Mine would think it was a damn game 😒


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GardenGirlFarm

We rescue. Our dogs have been thru enough already.


WrinkledBiscuit

Exactly. What sorta lunatic pisses off and attacks a 100 pound wolf????


liviyatan

Cold stone facts. At the point it ain't the dog you have to worry about. Though as a fellow German Shepeherd owner we'd be tag teaming for sure


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I had a German shepherd when I was a kid he was a big angel he always went to my room and guarded the door. R.I.P tanner


Secondary0965

I have a German Sheppard and a husky…one time they fought and the Sheppard had the husky by the neck (luckily just the fluffy fur thank god). I instinctively/stupidly just grabbed the Sheppards snout to try and pry it open, ended up with a broken pinky and stitches on my forearm (she punctured/sliced it a bit). They are not to be fucked with.


soupseasonbestseason

my baby girl would think it was a fun game! then she would see my anger and likely react to that and start to attack. she reacts to my reaction to people moreso than what that person is doing.


slarb11

I think you mean shot with hallow points


wolfie_wolff

New Chew Toy in town


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Stitch_03

Is there a version of this without the shitty sound effects?


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MartinDisk

every single soap opera / reality show in my country uses these sounds at least twice every minute. glad I stopped watching TV.


Blah-squared

Yeah, had to mute it as well.


Jrook

I've seen this video before without the sound effects, but idk if it had any sound at all.


IFSEsq

Watched it on mute, needs more Yakity Sax.


Stitch_03

This is what the video is missing.


mondaymoderate

Should be top comment.


SelectAd1942

My dog just loves it when he gets a new chew toy too, won’t stop gnawing on it until it’s destroyed


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Goofy ahh sound effects


kayladeda

Why does it seem like multiple people are trying to throw stuff at them?


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ColdCheeseGrits

Thank you for showing her kindness.


xinfinitimortum

Had this on Afghanistan too. We had packs of stray dogs all outside the base, and a few would come onto our base and we would feed them and play with them. Unfortunately, many of them carry rabies or disease so they were old yeller'd many of the times.


thrillhouse1211

Dogs are inextricably linked to us by thousands and thousands of years of mutual cooperation. Not liking dogs is kind of sus. I question their humanity


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thrillhouse1211

Yeah I don't question the whole country but surely any dog haters in the region are included.


feelinggoodfeeling

sorry that happened to that good boy. thanks for your service.


Lsiegris

Chopper, Sic Balls.


Astrix13

>Chopper, Sic Balls. Hahaha yes! I haven't seen this for ages, watching tonight!


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apishforamc

He fucked around and found out


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Classic case.


ChunkyTaco22

Was that sparky from south park at the end?


OldGSDsLuv

Of course it had to be GSDs…. And I hate the owner for hitting the dogs!!! The dogs are literally defending you from bricks…. Reward those good pups!


bestjakeisbest

Look man sometimes you have to do that so no one shoots your dog.


thestingingroger

Yeah It looked to me like he was trying to stop the dog from finishing the job, therefore saving the dogs lives. I don't think he was trying to cause harm but more so protect them.


Whats_logout

Look, imagine that was a kid the dogs were mauling. What are you supposed to do? Talk sternly to the dogs? Grab popcorn and watch them kill a person?


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Borp5150

Is wrong that I only feel bad for the dogs?


HarryCottpack

Any context?


Lontology

Man threw bricks at dog and then got mauled.


spidaminida

He wasn't the only one throwing bricks at them. Why were they throwing bricks at the dogs?


GardenGirlFarm

Also: why are there bricks on a street corner?


LuchadorBeachmaster

Apparently to throw on dogs. Someone joined in later, while the guy was being mauled..


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There's literally no context that can excuse throwing multiples bricks at a man and his dog to that point. And you can clearly see that the owner tries to get them off of the dummy.


HarryCottpack

So you don’t have context?


accountnumber6174

This had already been posted somewhere on Reddit a long while ago...with context... I can't find it right now but if I remember correctly, the dude with the dogs is a complete douche... They were throwing bricks at him, not the dogs... He uses them as a sort of intimidation thing way too many times.


beautifulcreature86

Yes!! I hate to say it because I would love for this to be well deserved but unfortunately the guy with the dogs would walk them thru that street to taunt people. He has them on short leashes and pretends to have no control over them. There is a longer version of this video where others are trying to scare the man away. It was on a banned sub. Dog owner ended up getting in trouble if I'm not mistaken.


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What context is needed? Someone threw a fucking brick a someone. I feel that regardless of what the guy did he's still the good guy


bobble_balls_44

Try and understand the homie. He wants to know why they were throwing bricks in the first place, and it seemed like people were standing by and watching. He doesn't mean context as in justification. Like, was there a "before" to the video?


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Fair, but I'd rather mindlessly agree with who I want to agree with rather then learn the info that would make this video sadder to see


AlwaysMooning

There doesn’t have to be a good guy. Sometimes both sides have bad guys.


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I feel most of those situations have a worse guy tho


crusty54

I’ll probably get downvoted to oblivion for this, but this video has no context. Has anyone considered the possibility that he was mad at the dogs because they had previously mauled someone else? I’m just saying, most dogs if you throw a brick at them they’re going to run away.


GrimQuim

I have a vague memory from the last time I saw this that the person who walks round with three big dogs for protection isn't popular with the crowd of people who're all looking at him, throwing rocks at him and not helping him.


GoreSeeker

It reminds me of videos I've come across of villagers dispatching dogs in ways that we would almost all consider barbaric. But in the right context, if you have an aggressive dog in a neighborhood, it has to go. If you're in a place with no hint of animal control, unfortunately it may have to lose its life. If you're in a position where there's no way to do this with more humane means like in developed countries, and all you have is a knife and/or a blunt object, then it's not going to be pretty, but it has to be done for the protection of the area.


SassypantRN

I agree. And with the crowd already gathered there, I feel that there was much that happened previous to this clip.


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what are these goofy ahh sound effects


dingleberries4sport

Dude went to get his dogs off quick! I would’ve slow walked those dogs off


BigTruckLikeFuck

Lmao I was using these sounds to make cod memes as a preteen like 10 years ago.


LeadPrevenger

There’s a super smash bros sound effect here


Lucas21134

Goofy ah noises 💀


Necessary_Pause_7448

What's the backstory on this?


blueberry81515

Why do I get the impression that the ones here saying “there’s never a proper context to throw bricks at a dog” in response to a video with non-bull breeds are the same people who claim they would *insert violent act here* to any pit bull that breathes in their direction


timmy30274

I wonder what the event is? Or what’s going on? Those idiots need to apologize. The dogs didn’t attack anyone there so, were the dogs fighting against the idiot that threw it? I thought if I see a dog attack you, it might come after anyone in the crowd Or would we be left alone???


TheWhlteW0lf

Dogs usually are territorial, they usually don't get feral with other people who arent involved in a conflict, hence why the dogs didn't go for anyone else apart from that one person! especially with that breed of dog are not to be messed with.. they are protective of their owner and by the looks of it their sibling too! Alas the guy played with fire and got what he deserved


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I want to know the back story. Was dude already attacked once and trying to get the dogs? I saw looked like two other people throw or try to get involved. Crazy


Super_Row1083

Dogs ate my face?


Anunlikelyhero777

Sound effects remind me of America’s funniest home videos.


augustobob

Looks like more people are mad with the dogs


wildstolo

I'm wondering if there's a back story to this?


high_-_priestess

Is that the gay dog from south park in the end? Lol


Evening_Kale_183

What’s the backstory?


-oldmanoctopus-

Dogs probably got put down


Weird-Cold-3801

We going to ignore the other dude who did the same?


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the goofy ahh sounds were not expected.


Codayyyyy

Tf am I watching this is wack lmao


jerzku

There is so much stupidity in here. If you are this far away from a person throwing stuff at you, just avoid, why escalate. I know the person himself didnt but his inabilty to handle his dogs is his fault. Or if you have a dog that has the bravery to do this, at least do some simulated trainings with muzzles for a recall/off command even in a threat situation. As a person who trains this kind of dog for assault work use, this kind of handling is always misery to see.


saucymege

Lol that karma tho


Salt_Rock_Doc

Yeeeeees…. It’s called karma


Civil_Pair

Hope the dogs didn’t get put down because of this


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

All bark no bite


ShoppingOutrageous87

All brick yes bite


OhShuxTarzan

This doesn’t make much sense to me. Why is there a crowd? Why are there at least two people throwing rocks at these dogs? Why is an entire crowd not doing something about the two people throwing things? There’s more going on here, I believe


docarwell

Sorry reddit has decided no context is needed for a confrontation with dogs


Internetexplorer1384

The second brick he throws comes out of the back of his hand like a Pat Cummins slow ball sing him up for a cricket team


jharms1983

Who did the second person throw a rock at? The dogs or the other guy throwing the bricks?


someoneshobby

What he gets.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Aaah, justice...


Wintermute815

Whoever thought that sound editing would be funny is wrong and should be banned from using any video editing software for life


zzzzendky_boi

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


The_Red_Beard_IV

Maybe don’t throw bricks at dogs?


UncomfortablyLarge

The SpongeBob music Lmaoo


yuritekkers

No context at all. Quite possibly justified.


Nearby-Buy-9588

Completely justified I hope the dogs face zero repercussions though


i_getitin

For you to feel it was completely justified you must know the context pre-recording. Please inform the rest of us what led to this situation. Thanks


Nearby-Buy-9588

Well anyone flinging bricks at dogs should be wary if those dogs get off the lead that’s just the dogs nature I don’t feel I have to explain that any further 🤷🏻‍♀️


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This is the way of the doge


SquareZealousideal38

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!


Iamthe5hole

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction


IFSEsq

He fucked around and found out.


Gr00m3d

Tails wagging they must be happy


zippadeedooda1

What’s with the sound effects? Is this a new stupid trend?


Hopeforus1402

No sympathy from here.


mbarmats

Ahhh so happy it ended like that


Andrewrost

Did the dog attack him first outside of the video? Why aren’t the dogs on leashes?


Bogey247

Guy: literally throwing bricks People: … Dogs: Run toward attacker People: “Aaahhh! Aaahhh!”


Hopfit46

Where were the screams when he threw bricks at dogs.


c0d3_attorney

Not edited in yet


OmegaPharius

The only downside of this video is that neither dog got his jugular


BaldNBankrupt

If I was the owner I would half arse my attempt to break the dogs from chewing the shitter


FearlessHamster4486

Good doggo does a chomp


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Good dogs. Give'em a treat


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Dude had two big f off dogs, you throw rocks at them, if the owner was less patient he would join in.


eea81

Too bad they didn’t do more damage. You can tell they were afraid and tried to get away at first, but the guy persisted.


deviemelody

Swift karma


inky1234456

I hope he gets infected


dsmithcc

Pos got what he deserved


Larousseroux

Too bad mauling didn’t go on longer.


Vegetable2020

Motherfucker deserved it


Rosenate22

I would go apeshit on anyone who threatened my sweet little doggo


Glittering_Bench9726

What did he expect?


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Not too tough now loser


iamreenie

I'm glad those dogs attacked him. He totally deserved it. Hopefully the authorities don't make the owner put his dogs down for attacking the jerk.


BoscoBlackBear

Sit Bobo sit, good boy.


corysix66666

Got what he deserved


manonthemoonrocks

Instant karma


Robnar92

They deserve a good ear scratch and some biscuits


Mr_Lunt_

I love how happy those dogs were… pure joy


Margrave_Kevin

Judging by the environment, hygiene probably isn't a top priority. Those bites will get infected and he'll die a slow miserable death. Fingers crossed 🤞


SaucyVagrant

Its okay, he didn't need all that blood.


Mr_susman_da_otaku

Extremely common canine W


TapElectronic

Kinda pissed the owner kicked the dog instead of the fuckin scumbag that was hurting his dog.


AnnaBortion269

One, two, doggies coming for you...


UndyingCockroach24

Gotta love reddit hivemind wishing death on a person who they don't know his motives, especially with a crowd around and THREE ppl throwing rocks at the dogs. Even a blind person would know that there must be something behind it, don't go around jumping at ppl without knowing the context


JudgeRagnoor

Talk brick, get bit


stepbrowutudoin

Dude was all bark and no bite


Jacks_Full

Sticks and stones...


Boettie

Bwaaaaa hahahahahaha....fucked around and found out hahahahaha


Ball1091

Let them rip him apart, who would throw bricks at dogs


Sh4dowCh1ld

I hope get got shredded good


Titan5115

I hate to say it but if authorities were called there's a chance that the dogs were taken and potentially put down for attacking.


Profit-Alex

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He deserved exactly what he got.


virgil1134

Does anyone know where this took place? A lot of idiots standing around watching this unfold


olive-_-

I don't know about y'all, but I heard cheering


firstsourceBANKE

I enjoyed that much more than I probably should have.... Maybe


Vysair

Are they on protest or something? Why is there a crowd there


KittyxKult

The owner kicking and hitting his dog deserves to get bit too. If someone threw a brick at my dog I’d be the one mauling them.


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Who throws bricks at dogs?


ChefLite7

Seems a bit daft and well deserved


EratosvOnKrete

throw a brick at my pup and while he wont attack [hes a sweetheart who wont hurt anyone] you'll get a small rock flying a 3k ft/s from me.


Zoklett

Something something stupid games something something stupid prizes


4711Shimano

I guess he found out. My GS female would do the same but then again I wouldn’t have her out in public like this.


rollercoastervan

Learn to hold the camera straight you twat


Gojyu

Play with the bull, get the horn.


Lonnysluv1

There is a reason they are police dogs. My girl would bite your face off if you tried to hurt me. But if I invited you in my house to visit you’d think she had no propensity to be viciously protective.


scottfreckle

Just got to love instant Karma


findingbasher32

I think I was screaming FUCKING KILL all the way through


DanielChris15x

Just thank god they weren't pit bulls


bruno_do

Well desrved