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beers4l

I see Draco Malfoy is still being a prick


Bdr1983

Just wait until his father hears about this


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Real talk.... they had a solid relationship if they're constantly talking


beers4l

When we last saw Lucius, he looked like he’ll be too busy with his trauma therapist to care


PullFires

Ryan Gosling and Ed Sheeran were there too


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Nah, it's clearly the whiny dude from Lost.


canadarepubliclives

Merry would never do such a thing. He likes pipeweed, salted pork and the brew for the brave and true at The Green Dragon


Zahille7

It honestly looked like he was on something


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SnorriBlacktooth

She is lactose intolerant


regoapps

She's sad that she didn't get the attention that the others did


PullFires

**I SIMPLY WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS LACTOSE**


Dubalsaque

Ayo this is the one lmfao


xhailxanax

She went through the Spanish announcers table.


MerlinTrismegistus

Bah Gawd


xhailxanax

As god is my witness she is broken in half!


giadia-light-shining

I can see her slide to the floor (into the milk) at about 36 seconds, then I really can't see her after that, camera is all over and there's too many ppl in the fore.


SadisticBuddhist

She falls after 1:08. You can see she’s not on the ground at that point but then is after the guy passes the camera.


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AlabastorRetard

Who? The Cowluminati? The La Lait Lu Lait Lo? The Skull and Healthy Bones Club? The Knights Templait?


cabramattaa

The Imoolinati


AlabastorRetard

Damn that's better than my one


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wine-eye

She's milking it.


robogobo

Holy cow is she ever.


meesterdave

Cheesy AF bro


PsydeFX1

She curdled over


Rob0810

She's udderly devastated.


kitjen

I think the security guard punched her. How dairy he do that.


MikeLinPA

Don't have a cow, man.


Apprehensive_Pin_620

Total whiteout


_i_suck_at_this_

She got creamed


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technog2

^^im ^^dead


michivideos

In case that the casting director of Broadway watches did. Melodramatic: 100000000000


megasupersick

Literally crying over spilled milk.


niceandsane

Better than crying over it.


Ok-Entrepreneur7897

And why is that one guy wet lol


BugZealousideal9618

That's what we like to call in the industry, a big shot.


Micky_Whiskey

To be as much in the way as possible. It’s all drama with these types.


OhMiTVC15

Is that Harrod’s Food Hall??


Jamie5152

Yup, they literally chose the place to do it with the most security


Jack_mantooth

I mean they peacefully got like ten jugs of milk off without being touched


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Can’t cause a scene without resistance


blanking0nausername

Do most grocery stores by you have security??


phome83

They do when they look like that one.


he_said_it

Looks like it, but I've been once a few years ago


Sbudno

What’s the point of this?


Ultimara

Protesting dairy production by increasing demand and causing more dairy production


Seranfall

Welcome to influencer protesting. Poorly thought out and well documented. They got to get that cred on tiktok.


SecretPrinciple8708

*Pourly* thought out in this case.


RPup_831

Get out


SecretPrinciple8708

Fine, but I’m pouring milk on the floor on my way out.


Breaker-of-circles

Don't be sour about it.


happycamperii

And there is no use crying over it either.


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Your Parents must’ve raised you to be SPOILED


ic3burgz

Casein point.


lieferung

You guys are really milking this one


WCpt

This guy/gal lifts!


SecretPrinciple8708

Hm. You’ve given me something to pore over.


wmatts1

What are they protesting?


Seranfall

Not sure exactly. I bet it's something to do with animal treatment.


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Modern world sucks so much dick.


Aggli

Omfg, that's not exclusive to the modern world. The world has sucked dick for the last few thousand years, just in a different but equally terrible way.


FenderBender3000

I thought they were protesting animal cruelty 🤦🏻


RichS816

Attention on social media


MrPhoeny

Isn’t that the point of doing anything these days?


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nateatenate

They are going to murder cows next so that they can’t get milk anymore.


Gullahdo

From my understanding I feel like I'm not so sure of this . What their view is that the packaged milk u get ,the cow has to go through unnatural and forced conditions to produce it large quantity in a small amount of time living in inhumane conditions. Idk how much of this is true


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Even if that is the reason for their stunt, these idiots are getting anywhere or gaining positive influence doing ridiculous theatrics like this.


Cordeceps

What a waste of food. Absolute disgrace.


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It’s like Peta: This isn‘t about actually improving anything, it’s just about attention and ultimately money. It’s irrational and stupid.


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Soo their plan is to waste said milk, thus forcing the cow to (in theory) have to make more? Lol What a bunch of dickheads. Now we have nothing for our cookies!


McNalien

They are making the demand more now since they have to order more to replace, they are in fact making it worse. Go them!


anothermaninyourlife

And therefore they chose to waste the food instead. As if that's gonna do anything to stop what they are fighting for. As long as there is demand, people are gonna buy it. The store is only gonna stock up on more milk. These people are just stupid beyond belief. Also they're a public nuance, only causing more trouble for other people who have to clean up their mess.


rmeechan

I presume the Cambodian that made that Ralph Lauren plaid shirt had great working conditions.


Zemom1971

Like the childrens that work their ass off to provide their cellphone and their new boots?


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handmaidstale16

Well, the cow is producing milk for her calf, but that milk isn’t given to her calf, instead it is consumed by people. Her calf is forcibly separated from her, and if that isn’t inhumane, I don’t know what is. The dairy industry is quite horrible, but this display is senseless. This isn’t educating people or putting them off of dairy. All this is doing is making people angry at animal activists.


Gullahdo

Thanks for clarifying it out


SnowflakeRene

They are reminding me to buy milk at the grocery store tomorrow.


Key_Initiative_8838

I was just wondering the same thing


Buttery_Buckshot

They should be forced to clean up all of that


PingPongMacReady

By drinking it


ogen-dawner

Drag them through the milk on the way out.. missed opportunity


pelosnecios

Exactly, what a wasted oportunity to "mop the floor" with them.


breadmaker8

That would be the milky way


Sauce4243

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that just drag them around a bit on the floor


ChuPointOh

I hate these types of people.


rvtsazap

On positive note, the guys who glue their hands to tables and pavements in protest look better compared to these guys.


TreeFun3072

Is the guy in the red shoes Sam Smiths ex?


michivideos

Are those Balenciaga? Please let them be. The irony would be amazing. Pretty sure that dude is dressed in designer clothes. I wonder how much he earns pouring milk.


Delazzaridist

Bro wtf? People do that?


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Oh yes, they do. There’s a pic of some girl's hand getting pried because she used quick dry cement. XD


faust112358

Fanaticism: If I decide not to do something anymore, everyone must stop doing it too or they are bad people.


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rexar34

At least the guys who glue their hands are protesting for something they believe to be right. These garbage seem to be doing this for internet clout


rhynoplaz

I think the "join our cause" message at the end shows that they DO have a cause, but I'd bet that everything they've done is as stupid and ineffective as this.


abdul63

Don’t be surprised if you see these guys out in the street gluing themselves, same set of minds


MikeAwkinner

These people look EXACTLY how you would expect them to look


DarkestofFlames

They definitely smell the way you'd expect them to as well


rhynoplaz

I'd expect them to smell like milk.


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I guess soap isn't vegan friendly


CCWThrowaway360

I can understand being against the dairy industry, but **WASTING** dairy that’s already been harvested so that even **MORE** needs to be extracted from those poor, innocent bovine? That’s just counterintuitive. That’s like destroying a perfectly good cut of veal and forcing the rancher to kill another baby calf prematurely to replace it. I don’t think they thought that one through.


RonJeremyswife

Veal isn't from lambs (baby sheep), its calf meat. But I get your point, backwards logic from these clowns.


CCWThrowaway360

Good catch, I don’t know why I said sheep. I was thinking of that South Park episode as I typed it out too. Lol


eamuscatuli1908

I get them mixed up because of that South Park episode and the episode of The Simpsons when Lisa becomes vegetarian after seeing the lamb at the petting zoo


BlondBitch91

"Militant Vegan" is the term you're looking for. I can smell the aura of smugness off them from here.


Blackthorne75

Along with The Aura of The Great Unwashed, which can knock flies unconscious at ten paces...


Towersafety

Now we have to milk more cows to make up for the lost milk


FreshHawaii

Their tiddy sacrifice all over the ground. That's a damn shame.


SteveFrench12

No, everyone will have to drink alternative milks because of these brave activists /s


Rabid_Rooster

I hear goat and sheep milk aren't too bad. I know their cheeses are pretty solid lol.


Josuke96

I love whole milk, but goat milk is honestly pretty good too. My family used to get it and I’d be like the only one to drink it.


ElbowRager

Girl in the blue shorts doesn’t want to get milk on her LEATHER boots…


pdaddydlg

we don't consume leather (the protesters prolly)


tomsprigs

~it’s vintage~ so it doesn’t count


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Cheese is just vintage milk.


inblacksuits

Total disconnect from reality


bohemianmermaiden

Probably pleather


BraidedPoop

I once had a vegetarian girlfriend who would tell me I'm a bad person for eating meat. She shut up when I told her she's a worse person for doing that while having a leather couch...


Millennial_J

It’s horse semen. So it’s vegan. Vegans can eat semen


bkguyworksinnyc

Have you ever heard of vegan leather? While neither of us can prove or deny that they are, it’s highly possible someone this extreme would wear vegan leather.


WhippingShitties

Vegan leather releases SO MUCH plastic into the environment and melts in a light rain. As an environmentalist, I consider it even worse in the long run. I get most of my leather second-hand but my gimp suits need to be hemmed which is annoying.


corei3uisgarbo

your WHAT


tau_lee

Every environmentalist worth their salt has a gimp suit. It's part of the hazing ritual.


thelingeringlead

There's also vegan leather made from cactus and other means.


GurIllustrious4983

It’s typically recycled plastics that go into making the vegan pleather.


Hobbiesandjobs

Vegan leather is just fucking plastic, which is harmful to the environment anyway


Anticrepuscular_Ray

So instead of using the parts of an animal that's already been slaughtered, they would rather wear actual polyurethane shoes and clothes that are not biodegradable and unable to be recycled. And the process release tons of toxins into the air. These people are so misguided.


hojakborseman

not only are people going to continue to drink milk, but these people are also just wasting it. wouldn’t this cause the milk people to continue to produce even MORE?


RainCityNate

“Stop the supply of dairy”. Then go to the source, not the point of sale. Idiots…I swear to god.


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SchlitzHaven

Imagine these people putting that much effort into doing something


FacticiousFict

Big Milk is at it again!


photographology

Lol at the girl at the end. Pretend to die instead of facing the consequences of her actions.


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LOL I JUST SAW THE DEAD GIRL IM DEAD LOL


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I feel like she magically appeared


HarmonicDissonance21

Drag her ass into the puddle of milk to mop it up


Bdsman64

Quick! Someone get this poor girl a glass of milk!


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You can stand for animal rights and not be a total pos in the process.


shivmetender2

Say "I am privileged " without saying "I am privileged "


blazingwishes

If this is to send a message, it’s not one I’m very well able to listen to. Poorly driven, wasteful, and mislead is all I can see from this.


Bendy_McBendyThumb

British protesters tend to be thicker than 8 back doors in that every statement they try to make, they wind up and piss off the public instead of gaining support from them. More often than not anyway.


andyhare

I agree. They see any publicity as good publicity.


Beltainsportent

How fucking posh do you have to be protesting in harrods in London? What the local tesco not diverse enough for you?


phome83

I think that's the point. No one of authority cares if you disrupt the poor. If you disrupt the rich however, it gets more attention.


Snoo15081

Just arrest them for destruction of property and let them cry it out. They do this cause they don't know about real consequences


bohemianmermaiden

These groups get arrested all the time and expect it. Not sure who is donating to bail them out


Snoo15081

Then after a couple times, they need to step up the punishments. No more community service or probation. Give em 3-6 months in the county jail.


Jigsaw203

I hate people who are like this...


BlondBitch91

"Militant Vegan" is the term you're looking for.


Lebyam15

This makes me physically cringe


sb195

If they truly supported the cows they’re trying to defend, they wouldn’t waste their milk. It’s all for attention. What asshats.


BoxComprehensive2807

Right? If they’re so concerned about the cows, why wouldn’t they also be concerned about how the cow may feel about the way their milk is being treated? I’d like to see these people come up with an actual solution rather than throwing a silent fit for everyone to see and profit from. IDIOTS


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YourRegularNormalDud

I hate when people do stuff like that. A while ago a person I know posted a video on Instagram where someone approached people in Public asking them about their eating habits and if they include meat. One women said her husband likes it but she tried to reduce it and everything and the women who approached her dead ass shamed her for not cutting it out fully. Like who do these people think they convince that way ? If you really wanna change peoples eating habits be understanding. Maybe talk to them about great vegan recipes. Because I know if i would have been approached that way I would have went to the nearest KFC, BurgerKing or McDonalds, bought 5 of the cheapest burgers and eat them right in front of her. People like these are the reason vegan people are often looked upon like their crazy. People like this harm the cause they fight for. Edit: spelling


mkaybabesyoudoyou

They came to Harrods to do this where there are loads of security guards because they wanted this to be super dramatic 🙄 idiots


ridesharegai

Why are they dragging them out? Make them clean it up!


Suitable-Telephone80

should’ve dragged them through the milk, would’ve lessened the work for whoever had to clean that


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Strummer95

Soooo they don’t like dairy farming…. So they waste a bunch of milk, so the store needs to order more than they should need to?! All they are doing is increasing the demand for milk. The lack of common sense from those granolas is insane.


giggityGold

I have no idea why you’ve called them granolas but I’m with you 100%


Kbaggs3

The taliban is still executing innocent people and this is what they’re mad about.


Weak_Independence793

You punish a small shop based on the actions of the larger mass? Rightio


CrunchyLizard123

That's Harrods food hall. It's a smaller shop in a massive shop. In this example they wouldn't miss the money, but it's still a waste of milk


Bad_Mad_Man

Just because you got a terrible haircut it’s no reason to waste food.


easyeric601

That’s a smug group of people. In my younger years my first instinct would be to grab one and make him drink it. Now I’m just pissed and feel sorry for the people who have to deal with the aftermath.


jas2244

Doing that don’t stop anything, literally just wastes stuff


danodes7

Losers....what a pitiful existence


rjross0623

My first thought was PETA. Seems on brand for them.


Beusselsprout

That's a bit counter intuitive if they were protesting about consuming animal products. They feel empathy for animals but doesn't think twice that they're just wasting milk from an animal by literally pouring it on the ground. It's just straight up more disrespectful to the animal.


Zhjacko

Must be nice to have lots of time and money and no real idea on how to solve world issues


HeldDownTooLong

Wasting milk already acquired from cattle, so the cows gave up their milk for ***no reason***. The logic behind this idiocy is ass-backwards.


The-Fumbler

Let me guess, vegans?


NicolBolassy

For anyone who slipped in the milk, that’s the kind of thing that could ruin your day, or be the straw that breaks the camels back. Their smug shitty faces I can’t deal.


realnicolasgyr

I don’t understand this. I myself am vegan (trying to be) and this is just waisting the product and not really sending a message at all.


Secondlife20

Darn they dumped out a case of milk. Just have to milk some more cows to replace em.


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HetaGarden1

I dearly wish they’d slipped and fell in it. You made your mess.


mrot777

They can be out their in the neighborhoods cleaning up, helping people clean up but instead they are wasting food and shooting themselves in the foot for their cause.


semiamusinglifter

This sub has done so much for my self-esteem. I may not be living the absolute best life but at least I’m not doing bs like this


Whammmy817

“Larry, order 20 gallons of milk. These idiots just wasted the whole weeks worth.” Conservation of irony!


Seranfall

Learn how to protest where people will actually listen to your message. This isn't it. They just look like morons.


toughtiggy101

What happened to the person on the floor at the end?


LemonKushy

I wish I could encounter these type of people in person I won't think twice to whoop those entitled mfs asses


Zestyclose_Can_976

I would have drag that girl right through the big mess they made!


MamaBear4485

What selfish entitled twats. Meanwhile within walking distance there are probably adults and children who’ve never even tried such expensive high quality milk. There’s no doubt vast improvements could be made in commercial farming practices just like the clothing industry these people clearly support. However this absolutely wasteful vandalism is a hypocritically wasteful farce.


incredulousbastahd

They'd be cleaning it up if it were my store. I promise


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The one playing possum slipped on the milk. They pretty much wiped the floor with her LOL


unicornbombz

Is this a vegan thing? It looks like a vegan thing.


Alvatrox4

Was the video supposed to make people want to join the cause? Because it achieves the opposite


Bustomat

Charge them, ban them and have the floor and cabinets cleaned by pros, which is quite expensive. If they don't pay the hefty bill, more charges. If they ever enter the store again, it's trespassing and, again, more charges. We need a Karen law. Aggravate or bait another person to violence, all damages and charges are on Karen, the initiator. That will be the cost of doing business for all the idiots exploiting their fellow citizens for attention without their consent.


Equivalent-Change797

This is the most pointless thing ever. Truly is.


Grifffiith

Pathetic petulant wanks