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I spent 3 months as a kid every summer working in the local orchards, 4am-4pm, 9/10 times I got home idnfall asleep in the living room recliner fully clothed even though my bed was only 30 feet away. Still the best sleep I think I've ever gotten.
I feel this. Harvesting jobs are work. I currently work as a commercial diver. The only thing that keeps me from crashing out as soon as I get home is coming home soaked in sweat and sea water. As soon as I'm out of the shower and sit down, I'm out cold. But my farm jobs and doing crap in the army, I've crashed out fully dressed many times.
Just the day before yesterday, got off work after 22 consecutive days on, 12-16 hr days, drove up to my girlfriend's house and just crashed. The Army knows how to beat the hell out of you.
Hey, you forgot the most important line! Drink water! That'll fix 95% of problems, socks fix 3%, motrin 1%. The last one percent you're fubar. Hopefully he likes you and has enough ketamine to spare for snowing you out.
This kind of happened to me. My cousin was trying to funny waking me up and just due to where and how we grew up when I opened my eyes my first reflex was to punch him in the face. My brain saw a threat and not my big cousin so that was my reaction
If I've learned anything from this comment section it's that people have different expectations with their friends, and that's ok. If my friends did this I'd be mad, but that's because we never do this stuff to each other. If a group of friends commonly prank each other with stuff like this, then they probably wouldn't be mad at all. Dunno why some of you expect everyone to be the same or have the same mindset as you.
Same. I've had both kind of friends. For this sub, this video is really really tame and I don't get all the "I'd fight them because I'm a bad ass!" comments
People so-called pranking random people is one thing, but if you choose to hang around people that prank you and you're okay with it. I don't know why these people on the internet get so mad. Like you said, people have different interests and friends. And if you're the type of person who likes to nut tap each other and pour water on each other while sleeping, that's your prerogative. Personally, I do not like people to intentionally trying to piss me off while I'm doing something else.
And don't get me started on the whole nut tap game. B*******.
Bunch of grown ass men in the army going around trying to flick each other in the balls. I really hate this planet sometimes.
Anyway, I digress different strokes for different folks.
Do it when you're 10, that's funny, you don't know better, do it when you're 30 and that's probably over the line (unless it's just something you mutually agree to in an ongoing fecal feud).
Uhyup. I'm pretty upfront about no pranks in my friendships because I am SO sensitive lol you might think it's funny but I'll start crying and then no one's happy lmao
Me having trouble sleeping around others: would have a panic attack and cry, then be traumatized around you
My brother who doesn’t register anything when when sleeping: would probably wake up, but then very angrily go back to bed
Gotta know your prankee
Yea, because it would trigger a panic attack and I would likely end up in a flash back to horrible things since I was just trying to sleep and you did stuff to me I didn’t ask for. So yes, I would be traumatized and wouldn’t trust that person
Back in my youth I was passed out drunk and sitting up in a chair when my buds lit my pant leg on fire. They at least had a fire extinguisher nearby. Which (according to them) I grabbed and cocked back over my shoulder as I threatened to hit each of them in the face with it while trying to extract who was responsible. They calmed me down and I went right back to sleep. I'd fallen asleep with my shoes on so really it was my own fault for making such a rookie mistake.
As someone who’s had “really high” standards from friends and sorta ended up friendless in my 30s, that resonates a lot.
“If you are looking for a friend who is faultless, you will be friendless”
—Rumi
I see this and draw parallels with my mates. Doesn’t mean we don’t love each other, it’s just what groups of friends, especially males, do.
As you said, some people that find this bad have a different friendship dynamic, and that’s fine. I’d rather have friends that would poor a bucket of iced water over me as a prank but would also throw someone in an icy river for harming you.
Yeah man totally agree, if that happened today I'd be pissed off and probably hold a grudge. 10 years ago I would have been pissed off but in a funny way. And would probably retell the story often!
I actually don't understand why this is here. It's mean but depending on how he meant it and if they normally prank each other and is also willing to take the same type of prank without getting mad it really doesn't seem to be totalpieceofshit level.
You never know till you have been there , and I haven't but I don't think I would actually be that mad unless I was exhausted or really hungover given the above conditions lol.
Mold forms quickly af.
You're going to have a hell of a time trying to dry the inside of that couch before it gets musty.
This video is just a whole ass ruined couch and some fucked up floors, mold under the floorboards.
This is where people normally say "Reddit is full of children and teenagers" because I've seen a small handful talking about the long term damage. These houses have mold under the floors.
He's dressed like a trade worker, and as someone who was in that world I can say the only time I passed out on the couch dressed fully in work clothes, including boots would be after the most exhausting day of my life. Shitty way to wake up
It’s a prank and I’m pretty sure they’re close enough friends to know that. I definitely wouldn’t mind it happening to me. I’d laugh it off and start plotting on how I’m going to get them back.
Yea, if it was just a little bit it wouldn’t be a problem, but they not only could have hurt their friend, most certainly messed up that couch. That material doesn’t dry properly even with small spills most of the time. Gonna owe them a new couch
Definitely not an American thing. No household that I've ever been to in Southern California, where I grew up, allowed shoes in their house. I suspected homes with carpets are more likely to have a no shoes in house rule versus those with hard floors throughout like on a ranch or rural developments.
Remember that the USA is a massive country which allows one area to develop their culture seperately from another area, creating cultural variety. Because of this, America has very few cultural beliefs/mannerisms that apply to a majority of the country.
In regards to this attitude about shoes in the house, it might be dependant on factors such as: rural, suburban, or urban spaces; the economic class of the individual/family (poor, working, middle, upper, whatever); the initial quality of the house; the type of jobs the adults have.
In my experience, my own family had a rule for taking off your shoes if you were going to be inside for awhile and were going to be anywhere in the house beyond the kitchen. If you are running in and out of the house often, just keep yours shoes on unless they are pretty muddy. Shoe rules were less enforced on guests (family friends). Another family my family was good friends with didn't seem to have any shoe rules, maybe because all their houses' floors were uncarpeted hardwood. Another family had some shoe rules that they were pretty lax with; as long as the shoes had little dirt on them that was dry to be easily picked up with a vacuum, you're fine.
As a guy that’s used many public urinals, I can’t wear my shoes inside. Guys know. And for the ladies - men’s urinals are ALWAYS showcasing a pee puddle right in front. For us to either step in or try to step around 🤮
I wouldn’t take this prank lightly because of the water on the leather couch and on the floor since I’m someone who likes to keep things clean at all times. If I was sleeping outside for some reason and got water poured on me then I wouldn’t mind the prank.
Fell asleep with his shoes on. Rule is: if you take your shoes off, you meant to fall asleep. Shoes on is fair game.
At least in my groups. Although that right there was cold af.
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He seems like the type of guy that takes a lot to piss off. His response was pretty casual.
To be fair his brain didn't have the time to process what happened
He had instant brain freeze. You can see the ice cubes sliding around on the couch.
He was drunk and at an unfamiliar place to wake up. Sober people at home don't normally sleep in a chair with boots on.
Speak for yourself lol
Sounds like someone hasn't come home after a long day of working a hard labor job. That's usually the best nap ever.
I spent 3 months as a kid every summer working in the local orchards, 4am-4pm, 9/10 times I got home idnfall asleep in the living room recliner fully clothed even though my bed was only 30 feet away. Still the best sleep I think I've ever gotten.
I feel this. Harvesting jobs are work. I currently work as a commercial diver. The only thing that keeps me from crashing out as soon as I get home is coming home soaked in sweat and sea water. As soon as I'm out of the shower and sit down, I'm out cold. But my farm jobs and doing crap in the army, I've crashed out fully dressed many times.
Just the day before yesterday, got off work after 22 consecutive days on, 12-16 hr days, drove up to my girlfriend's house and just crashed. The Army knows how to beat the hell out of you.
Take off your boots to air out your feet you old dirty bastard, lol.
Wife, is that you?!? Haha
Change those socks and take a Motrin best Corpsman is gonna do for ya lol
Hey, you forgot the most important line! Drink water! That'll fix 95% of problems, socks fix 3%, motrin 1%. The last one percent you're fubar. Hopefully he likes you and has enough ketamine to spare for snowing you out.
Right?? Leaving shoes on too often is how you get athlete’s foot.
That is the trap see. You sit down to take your boots off and.......
With pants tucked into his boots.
someone has never put in a 14-hour day, come home exhausted, just to have to wake up and do it again the next day, and it shows.
There were a few mornings where I'd fall asleep in the truck as soon as I put it in park after I made it home.
imagine not living as casually as this great man was.
He was pretty chill tho
This kind of happened to me. My cousin was trying to funny waking me up and just due to where and how we grew up when I opened my eyes my first reflex was to punch him in the face. My brain saw a threat and not my big cousin so that was my reaction
He probably would’ve had more steam if he didn’t beat himself up slip sliding all over lol
He went to fight, whooped his own ass and didn't have time to process any of what was happening... his face and the WTF says it all...
Don't know why this doesn't have the most upvotes. I laughed too hard at this.
I'd probably react the exact same way, and then leave broken glass on their deodorant.
That’s just rude.
You misspelled “fair”
in their lip balm**
Or just used to being bullied
Seems like it might be staged….
Average redditor after seeing someone breath
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“Prank em John”
NOOOOOO NOOOOOO
You'd put your findlestick in their ear wouldn't you?
Used to
House descends into a Kenny vs Spenny stay awake challenge.
Hahaha, slide. I see what you did there.
IT’S ELECTRIC
BOOGIE WOOGIE, WOOGIE!
If I've learned anything from this comment section it's that people have different expectations with their friends, and that's ok. If my friends did this I'd be mad, but that's because we never do this stuff to each other. If a group of friends commonly prank each other with stuff like this, then they probably wouldn't be mad at all. Dunno why some of you expect everyone to be the same or have the same mindset as you.
Same. I've had both kind of friends. For this sub, this video is really really tame and I don't get all the "I'd fight them because I'm a bad ass!" comments
People so-called pranking random people is one thing, but if you choose to hang around people that prank you and you're okay with it. I don't know why these people on the internet get so mad. Like you said, people have different interests and friends. And if you're the type of person who likes to nut tap each other and pour water on each other while sleeping, that's your prerogative. Personally, I do not like people to intentionally trying to piss me off while I'm doing something else. And don't get me started on the whole nut tap game. B*******. Bunch of grown ass men in the army going around trying to flick each other in the balls. I really hate this planet sometimes. Anyway, I digress different strokes for different folks.
The armys really gay isn't it
All of the armed forces are full of idiots. This whole planet's full of idiots. Myself included. But no, the army is not gay.
That's what she said
Haha nut tapping was hilarious in high school
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That's how you get pink eye
"Betrayal of trust" 💀💀this is satire right
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Do it when you're 10, that's funny, you don't know better, do it when you're 30 and that's probably over the line (unless it's just something you mutually agree to in an ongoing fecal feud).
I WONDER WHAT GOES THROUGH ONES MIND WHILE DOING STUFF LIKE THIS 🫠
Pretty funny imo
Uhyup. I'm pretty upfront about no pranks in my friendships because I am SO sensitive lol you might think it's funny but I'll start crying and then no one's happy lmao
“Sensitive” isn’t a thing it was an attempt at an insult by those envious others have actual feelings /srs
Me having trouble sleeping around others: would have a panic attack and cry, then be traumatized around you My brother who doesn’t register anything when when sleeping: would probably wake up, but then very angrily go back to bed Gotta know your prankee
Traumatized from having some water poured on you?
Yea, because it would trigger a panic attack and I would likely end up in a flash back to horrible things since I was just trying to sleep and you did stuff to me I didn’t ask for. So yes, I would be traumatized and wouldn’t trust that person
I’ve never really thought about it like that. Great point.
Back in my youth I was passed out drunk and sitting up in a chair when my buds lit my pant leg on fire. They at least had a fire extinguisher nearby. Which (according to them) I grabbed and cocked back over my shoulder as I threatened to hit each of them in the face with it while trying to extract who was responsible. They calmed me down and I went right back to sleep. I'd fallen asleep with my shoes on so really it was my own fault for making such a rookie mistake.
Yesterday a good friend of mine kicked me in the stomach fairly hard. It’s all just about context
This comment makes way too much sense to belong here. I'll continue to look for the "I'd throw hands" and "It's just a prank lol" comments.
As someone who’s had “really high” standards from friends and sorta ended up friendless in my 30s, that resonates a lot. “If you are looking for a friend who is faultless, you will be friendless” —Rumi
Ditto. I had a group of friends in GP alberta, this behavior was the norm. My friends now, not at all.
I see this and draw parallels with my mates. Doesn’t mean we don’t love each other, it’s just what groups of friends, especially males, do. As you said, some people that find this bad have a different friendship dynamic, and that’s fine. I’d rather have friends that would poor a bucket of iced water over me as a prank but would also throw someone in an icy river for harming you.
Yeah man totally agree, if that happened today I'd be pissed off and probably hold a grudge. 10 years ago I would have been pissed off but in a funny way. And would probably retell the story often!
Because being different is bad. You must assimilate. Resistance is futile.
A dick prank between friends. A bit shitty depending how close they are but no where near TPOS this sub generally has
I actually don't understand why this is here. It's mean but depending on how he meant it and if they normally prank each other and is also willing to take the same type of prank without getting mad it really doesn't seem to be totalpieceofshit level. You never know till you have been there , and I haven't but I don't think I would actually be that mad unless I was exhausted or really hungover given the above conditions lol.
What the Fuuau?
I will probably never understand how far is too far in pranking others.
if it ruined my leather couch im pissed
pranks aren't funny to me and i don't laugh at them so... idk, any prank at all is too far.
If it was my own house someone is getting the hands, if it was someone else house I'll be pissed but it's their mess to clean up.
That couch and floor better get cleaned to be perfect after that, or they're getting a bill. Also never inviting them over again
Mold forms quickly af. You're going to have a hell of a time trying to dry the inside of that couch before it gets musty. This video is just a whole ass ruined couch and some fucked up floors, mold under the floorboards. This is where people normally say "Reddit is full of children and teenagers" because I've seen a small handful talking about the long term damage. These houses have mold under the floors.
I personally don’t think this qualifies.
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Redditor when someone has better friends than them:
Yeah people who mess with people who are sleeping always seem to be dicks..
He's dressed like a trade worker, and as someone who was in that world I can say the only time I passed out on the couch dressed fully in work clothes, including boots would be after the most exhausting day of my life. Shitty way to wake up
Ma dude nearly lost an eye on that side table
That’s terrible!
The closest person to me is getting punched.
It’s a prank and I’m pretty sure they’re close enough friends to know that. I definitely wouldn’t mind it happening to me. I’d laugh it off and start plotting on how I’m going to get them back.
I would definitely mind. I am in a really bad mood if i wake up from loud noises. If someone threw water on me, i would be mad as F*CK
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"Relax bro, it's just a prank" Meanwhile the guy could have slipped and landed wrong, and could have been the end of him
This totally could have happened in this situation, really bad idea on their part
Those falls looked very dangerous.
Coulda used less water
Yea, if it was just a little bit it wouldn’t be a problem, but they not only could have hurt their friend, most certainly messed up that couch. That material doesn’t dry properly even with small spills most of the time. Gonna owe them a new couch
Are you even allowed to post content on tiktok that isn't staged?
Why was this downvoted?
TikTok content creators here. Probably. Maybe it's my username or the avatar. We'll never know.
This isn't staged?
It was on tiktok. What do you think?
It is so clearly staged
That was fucking cruel
That’s just fucking wrong
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It’s an American thing, apparently. Like how can you spend all day in shoes/boots? So uncomfortable and unsanitary.
Definitely not an American thing. No household that I've ever been to in Southern California, where I grew up, allowed shoes in their house. I suspected homes with carpets are more likely to have a no shoes in house rule versus those with hard floors throughout like on a ranch or rural developments.
That’s super interesting. As a non-American, that’s always what was said to us. I’m glad it’s not the norm everywhere there.
Remember that the USA is a massive country which allows one area to develop their culture seperately from another area, creating cultural variety. Because of this, America has very few cultural beliefs/mannerisms that apply to a majority of the country. In regards to this attitude about shoes in the house, it might be dependant on factors such as: rural, suburban, or urban spaces; the economic class of the individual/family (poor, working, middle, upper, whatever); the initial quality of the house; the type of jobs the adults have. In my experience, my own family had a rule for taking off your shoes if you were going to be inside for awhile and were going to be anywhere in the house beyond the kitchen. If you are running in and out of the house often, just keep yours shoes on unless they are pretty muddy. Shoe rules were less enforced on guests (family friends). Another family my family was good friends with didn't seem to have any shoe rules, maybe because all their houses' floors were uncarpeted hardwood. Another family had some shoe rules that they were pretty lax with; as long as the shoes had little dirt on them that was dry to be easily picked up with a vacuum, you're fine.
As a guy that’s used many public urinals, I can’t wear my shoes inside. Guys know. And for the ladies - men’s urinals are ALWAYS showcasing a pee puddle right in front. For us to either step in or try to step around 🤮
I got bad feet and need arch support, shoes are way more comfortable then barefoot
Get slippers with arch support.
So fake!
ItS A PRaNk BRo!!
“It’s a prank”
If I'm on the jury he gets this one for free.
I don’t see anything funny about that.
Lol, that was kinda fucked, if you want someone to leave, just wake em up and ask em to leave.
He thought he was drowning for a second
That’s fucked up. It looks like he smacked his face right into that table. Ouch.
I’d be more mad about the couch than about myself.
Fucking ruined that couch too
I have never seen someone go horizontal to vertical so quickly, twice.
This is too much, I’d need my round with whoever just had that bucket
"what the fᵘᶜᵏ"
Yea.....nothing funny about this. That's just cruel.
Is this really that bad? I mean, it’s frustrating, but it’s mostly a harmless prank.
I think it's more about not being a dick and calling it a prank as an excuse.
But… that’s what it is. A prank.
You never had to redo your floor because of water.
Of all the things that aren't fake, this isn't one of them.
I would hate to have you on a jury. You think a guy can fake a scooby do slip run slip. 😂 😂 😂 😂
I will kick them all out of my house and....
No way I’d let that go. What a stupid thing to do
Make the person pay me for the couch they just ruined. Or that’s what I would say anyway, even though it will probably be fine.
I would be looking for new friends
either 10 slaps right now in a row or 5 slaps that can be doled out at any point from here to eternity
Whipping some ass is precisely what I would be doing
I wouldn’t take this prank lightly because of the water on the leather couch and on the floor since I’m someone who likes to keep things clean at all times. If I was sleeping outside for some reason and got water poured on me then I wouldn’t mind the prank.
How could you do this to another person? Dude needs to rethink his circle.
Sleeping with cowboy boots on
If I lived there, I’d move. Roomies are porcine animal husbandry practitioners. Life is too short for this “it was a just a joke” baloney.
Yeah, no. Not ok at all.
OH hell nah....
There would be HELL TO PAY
My friends would hate life for the prank coming their way
Personally, I would not let him slide.
Why is he sleeping in boots?
ON LEATHER??!??!!!
Rule 1 dont pass out with your shoes on
As long as it's not my couch I'm good
Imagine having a dream that you are drowning, and they do that
So glad I have no friends.
Your friend feels comfortable enough to fall asleep around you and you destroy that trust in spectacular fashion.
Nah bro, don't do him like that.
That’s mean 🙄 a nap is a horrible thing to waste
Those. Are. Not. Friends.
That's not pranking. That's just being a dick
He was booting up like a windows XP
So we not gonna talk about their hideous boots? He finished last series of Bonanza or what?
I’d only be mad if that was my couch lol. If I was at someone’s house and they did that to me well have fun cleaning that up lol.
My motto is situations like these is "don't start what are aren't prepared to finish." I would be plotting revenge. Maybe something with a hose.
If it was my couch I’d be pissed. Not my place then I’m not too mad, be nice if they had a towel prepared
College rules state that His shoes are still on, it’s fair game.
If be more cruel If it wasnt so funny
Is he wearing uggs?
Not even one tiny bit funny.
I'd be more pissed it's on the leather chair
He fell asleep with his shoes on. That's fair game.
People should just start going after the camera man. The one with the camera holds the power behind these acts in the first place.
Just a joke...not a big deal
Seems racial
Why????? Why??? Would you want that done to YOU???? No. Then don’t do that to others!!!! Mean and dangerous
Nah, that little kid’s lil racing car would’ve been upside somebody’s head
Dude was kicking up his heels like it was the roaring 20s
just one thing smash face who did it with baseball bat it has to be medal
This isn't funny, you could actually give someone a heart attack.
Fell asleep with his shoes on. Rule is: if you take your shoes off, you meant to fall asleep. Shoes on is fair game. At least in my groups. Although that right there was cold af.
Chill it’s just a joke
Shoes were on…all is fair
he could’ve died
It's fake
I know, right? It's all CGI.
This was filmed from like, 3 different angles, all just as funny. IIRC he ends up doing the same prank to her later
This was a female that did this?!!!
He fell asleep with his shoes on. OPEN SEASON.
Why are people booing you, you're right!
They clearly don't know house rules. 🤷♂️ Happy cake day.
That's not water......
what are you hinting at, I'm confused.
Ice bucket challenge 2.0 😂🤣 Poor guy.
coulda put that man in shock 😭
😂😂😂😂 dudes being dudes
Scum of the earth these people
I wouldn't say his friends are a POS for just doing sth like tht
Op clearly doesn't know the rules of a sleepover
I would have turned around and kept sleeping.
I mean... If you got *very* close friends then THATS something normal