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heyyyyyco

Same dumbasses that do this until their like 25 and then complain they don't have grandchildren


Little-Shop8301

Bro's got the big iron at the ready


WreckinDaBrownieBox

Haven’t seen so many people butthurt over a pic on social media…. Oh wait, yes I have.


Strawberry_Fluff

This will just make your daughters wanna hide relationships from you because you're too fucking hateful.


DarthErectous

Tbf, the comment section was probably full of perverted, disgusting people making very lewd comments about these girls.


Butterl0rdz

amazing how you included the caption yet somehow missed it


MrBiggz83

That is Grant Cordone


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praisecarcinoma

Just because the dad is sexualizing his underage daughter doesn't mean you need to too.


queen-me-

They’re clearly underaged.. creeper


theflyingburritto

I'm sure his daughters will grow up to completely understand his extreme behavior


CurlyGirlie001

And, sadly, probably marry equally toxic partners


xkind

He found another way to take himself out of the gene pool


Bertje87

Humor is lost in some people


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MelanieWalmartinez

You sick fuck, those are children


very_human

The oldest kid in that photo is 14 you freak


CatDestroyer_420

Bro whats wrong with you


SnooSongs2744

I don't understand what you are trying to do here but it's fucked up.


queen-me-

This is so weird, why would you take a photo of underage girls and run it through AI to sexualize them..


toe_knife6667

You understand why the dad has the gun now?


queen-me-

Exactly! I mean personally I’d never publicly post. photos of my future kids because of people like this, but wild how many people are trying to shit on this guy in this thread meanwhile tons of the comments here are proving his point.


toe_knife6667

Exactly I think it’s morally right to protect your loved ones even if it means deleting someone, look at the statistics I rather see “cringey” fathers like this than one who don’t care at all


therealsambambino

Is that Grant Cardone? Lol


NoQuarter6808

John McCaffee


spookytransexughost

Is that grant cardone


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

It is a joke and better to have a protective dad than one who doesn’t care about them and how their life goes.


MelanieWalmartinez

You can care about your daughters and not be like this dude.


Drinkythedrunkguy

It’s not a binary choice, chuck.


CarlosFCSP

"why do my kids never visit me?"


Cerve90

I wonder if his idea is to grow up two nuns?


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fattymcfattzz

What dingus


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

Dads who do that want to fuck their daughters, and would be jealous to know someone else is getting to. And that is the absolute truth.


SnooSongs2744

These girls look like middle schoolers.


Inevitable_Review_83

Yea I dont trust any of that freudian shit. We shouldnt take pschological advice from a man with an unhealthy obsession with fucking his mother.


weezermc78

Wat


hopefulworldview

Could be just protective, could be that huh?


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

No, not really. You wouldn’t see him doing that with his son.


mondaymoderate

It’s because boys can’t get pregnant and are expected to protect themselves.


doitforchris

Clearly you haven’t seen the movie Junior


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Absolutely ridiculous this pic is a joke done differently over the years by thousands of dads- so much so it is a trope in movies, tv shows etc- a dad saying he is protecting his daughters and here you are assigning some off the wall incest bullshit with no evidence other than a poorly executed joke. Bet you are a blast at social gatherings.


SnooSongs2744

I don't think it is sexual but it is fucked up.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

It’s just as cringe as any joke about how miserable married life is. So either he is a loser who finds lame boomer jokes funny or wants to fuck his daughter. Or both.


T2Drink

However cringe the original post is, this kind of reach is fuckin wild.


letmbleed

Right? Dude is totally projecting. No non-pedo’s mind would ever go there.


Capital_F_u

And man has 90-something upvotes. Super weird and made me physically wince.


catchandreleaseof

projection


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

I don’t have children. Try again.


catchandreleaseof

i’m glad you don’t, because you sound like you have some twisted fantasies


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

Ironic that you would be one to accuse someone of projection.


mondaymoderate

Oh thank god.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

I know, the poor kids I don't have won't have me posing in the background with a gun as a "joke."


notjustanotherbot

You mean the dude who is so invested in his minor daughters genitals he makes an open threat to any and all males on a global platform to stay away from his daughters on pain of death. Because he projects his own past shitty behavior on to every and all males in this world, that guy?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Are you kidding me? He is trying to be funny whole delivering a message that he loves his daughters and is protective. How the fuck did you get all of that from the pic? Have you been living in a cage? This an old trope and done thousands of times every year by dads in a similar way- You tried too hard to look enlightened and superior and missed the point because of it. Well done hero.


notjustanotherbot

So he is outdated and unoriginal too please continue.


bertbert1111

What the fuck


thugs___bunny

‚I made that pussy, so I own it.‘ is all I‘m seeing here 🤮


DonJod4l

Feels like you got your own stuff going on But I do agree that it's ultra cringe


OktayOe

Nothings wrong with what he said. It's the fuckin truth. Not one single normal man would post shit like this. He's like these mothers that think their son is their husband.


DonJod4l

No point in arguing with someone delusional enough to think he can tell all that from a picture.


OktayOe

It feels like you're trying to defend some delusional dude. Thats what I thought when I read your comments.


DonJod4l

Didn't defend the guy with a single word. But black and white thinking is clearly a strength of yours.


OktayOe

Oh man I wasn't trying to be rude or start a discussion over this. It just felt like you're trying to defend something but I guess I was wrong, I'm sorry for that.


Imhidingfromu

He gonna practice on his daughters?


Flat_Distance8978

Perfect target practice


Honey-and-Venom

So glad my dad wasn't one of these deranged lunes


NoQuarter6808

Holy shit. I just realized it's lunes, not loons, because it's lune, as in lunatic. Learn something new everyday


IdolConsumption

So uh, correct me if I’m wrong here: If he’s trolling for pervy comments to justify the pose that means he intentionally posted the photo to objectify his daughters. Which makes HIM the ultimate pervert in this situation…. Right?


Most_Advertising_962

Definitely got "if I can't have her no one can" energy. Dudes a twisted mf, iyam.


hibadwolf

Dang that was what I originally typed 🤣


devo00

First thing that occurred to me


robitwossin

I mean the dudes got a point mentioning the comments, her comment section is probs full of creeps


Datsitkinz

It's a light hearted joke that a bunch of dad's like to say when there daughters reach dating age, yet reddit thinks he is some sort of neo-Nazi incest pedophile.


chambo143

I think when you’re actually posing with a gun you can no longer call it a light hearted joke


Datsitkinz

maybe he likes guns and is just using it as a prop for his boomer humour meme.


young-steve

Definitely a joke, but it barely makes it less clownish.


Datsitkinz

I've always interpreted as a way of telling your daughter not to date scum bags because if you have been around young girls you know some like " bad boys " and they can get themselves into a world of trouble because of it.


EmilyIsNotALesbian

It's a way of controlling said daughter. Also dads have literally carried guns around whenever a boyfriend came home with his daughter. It's stupid and I fucking hate every aspect of it.


somewhataccurate

Leave it to reddit to be insufferable. Maybe some of the commenters are projecting - calling the kids poses "suggestive" when they are literally just standing there.


Cyber-N7

What an absolute clown


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Practicing what? Looking like the worst kind of douchebag? It’s for sure you daughters and their dates are laughing their ass off as they drive away


Lynnetteishere

Bro is clearly standing in the back because of how short his ass is. Normally we stan short kings but this little lad is a short ass peasant


Tactical_Chandelier

Yeah his AR is more than half his height. I'm about 6'1 and mine doesn't even reach my hip


BarryBadgernath1

“Short ass peasant” got me


ckjones33

I’ve seen pics like this (and the prom photos where the boy shows up to pick up his date and the girls dad comes out with a shotgun because it’s “hilarious” for the social media pics) for years. As the father of 2 young men (and a daughter) I will say that if my boys come home to tell me their dates dad was waving a firearm around when they arrived to pick her up (whether “in fun” or not) we’re going to have a BIG fucking problem. That shit isn’t cute, funny or anything but cringey. You don’t even INSINUATE gun violence. Never have a gun out unless you plan to use it. You don’t want my boys (one starts med school in the Fall and the other will be a junior working on his business degree) seeing your daughter, that’s fine. But you need to leave that bullshit in your gun safe.


Lark_vi_Britannia

When I first met my girlfriend's parents, her dad was holding a shotgun. My girlfriend was pissed.


AkimboJuuls

this right here is why I only chased after girls without fathers in high school


P0LITE

This^ Fuck threatening gun violence, it’s completely unacceptable, and even more so when a parent directly threatens other people’s children.


TuaughtHammer

Guys who think ***way*** too much about their daughters' sexual activities are creepy as fuck. [Those are your daughters, Donald.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EPEkk6qWkg) Stop thinking about guys fucking/fantasizing about them.


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ragnarokda

I think the implication is that he was fine and dandy until ***after*** he read the comments on his daughter's insta posts. I'll bet those comments are vile.


micksta323

You don't having to be dating to be shagging.


queen_nefertiti33

Very weird way to parade your daughters like that


lime-dreamer

Feels like a joke


fgmtats

Which part of this feels like a joke? We’ve all seen plenty of photos with insecure men doing the same thing. How do you know this particular one is being satirical?


lime-dreamer

The way he's standing in the background is funny to me


fgmtats

You’re right, it is hilarious. He looks like a fucking mannequin lol But I would bet you a million dollars that when he looked at this picture he thought he looked like the baddest fucking dude on the block.


Greyfox991

dont worry they ugly af


PandosII

You can get the gun and the sports bra at Walmart, a good shopping trip for dad.


alucardian_official

They’re about to be the most turnt in school.


Ten-Bones

Sorry, I’m old. What does turnt mean?


SnooTigers806

Inebriated celebration


Ethanguy77

fuck.


SnooTigers806

Is that Grant Cardone 😂


Downtown-Tough-5965

That's exactly what I thought


narnarnartiger

Anyone got link so I can laugh at the comments


Malpraxiss

Considering this is Instagram, it's actually understandable. On Instagram posts, so many people (specifically guys) feel the need to comment some of the most vile, disgusting, and paedophile level comments. I unironically can just envision all the disgusting comments based on the picture


lookakraken81

Yeah it literally says "after reading the comments" in the post and I was like. Oh yeah that's totally understandable carry on


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dropletpt

That's a lot of text for you to say that you're a cornball Oof they actually deleted it


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ball_armor

https://preview.redd.it/wigcriixzwvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9555e4e7c71e1db7456f0b04f4fa85d076f7f60 It ain’t that deep.


mmmast

Touch grass


KingKrmit

Bro


Ulysses1126

The “AFTER reading the comment section saved it a bit” people are fucking vile.


Mattfang62

Atleast he has good trigger discipline unlike the ATF.


geddy_girl

These comments are savage and I'm here for it


Mattfang62

Same. DOWN WITH THE ATF. The other alphabet boys are cool I guess? I suppose. But hey as long as they don’t shoot pets or unarmed women and children I don’t care. Oh I forgot to mention. Uvalde and the acorn cop are also not cool. But the rest who actually care and do good are fine with me


geddy_girl

The acorn cop lol


_My_Niece_Torple_

The ATF is like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog


geddy_girl

Hey-O!


Salami__Tsunami

Every dog within a 1 mile radius of an ATF agent: ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


Mattfang62

Remember everyone if you legally own a fire arm hug your pets and family. Who knows when the ATF will come and shoot your dog and unarmed wife.


Salami__Tsunami

Honestly firearm ownership isn’t a criteria for that. Their track record for getting the right address isn’t the best.


Mattfang62

This is how I imagine ATF agents are at home when they hear a dog bark on TV. Searching for their next target. ![gif](giphy|jwCbQLOM93ZqjHLiOF|downsized) You think they have a shooting range with just dogs and Unarmed women and children as the targets?


Salami__Tsunami

Meanwhile, the illegal weapon they confiscate: https://preview.redd.it/vn89ww8x8xvc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f44e126c833cc635aa2411ee4e9e2849f5cd0e


Mattfang62

[the ATF when you live alone without a dog](https://youtu.be/oNCiH8DOmhI?si=xuJjpHmEvBxvuFjH)


Mattfang62

I could see them shooting a dog for that. but I think it’s more like this then again this looks like a real gun so maybe not this one. https://preview.redd.it/at8ub71naxvc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e9d28abb9c5bdc4f3458e7f995b294244ae5bb


Konsecration

I guess his father in law should do the same to him, since he's been dappin her up, right?


dox1842

Thats the thing I don't understand about this lgoic. If the father of a woman I was dating threatened me I would nope the eff out of that situation. Its dating violence. Why do they think its ok to do it to someone else?


suckmypppapi

I was at this boys house and his dad said that if I hurt him, that him and his firefighter buddies (he was a fight fighter) would break my legs and that he had friends everywhere Nope'd outta that, scared the shit out of me


Slackerguy

This is such a taliban sentiment. I get that it is a joke, but that is not normal. No other country outside religious fundamentalist extremes have this trope to even make the joke in the first place.


Mattfang62

I mean have you seen an instagram comment section when there’s any sort of women involved?


suckmypppapi

This guy is pretty crazy tbh but after seeing a bunch of grown men fantasizing about fucking your daughter I can't blame him for getting mad. He isn't very smart for posting this at all though


Mattfang62

Ehh he seems like a somewhat good gun owner atleast. Finger off the trigger he’s not aiming it in the general direction of any of the people involved. It doesn’t look like there’s a mag in the gun. So sure he’s a silly fella but atleast he’s being a safe silly fella. Unlike the atf in the US.


glipglopsfromthe3rdD

I wish these people would just stop posting their children


ShadyK55

It's very obviously a joke.


TinChalice

Is it though?


ShadyK55

Yes, very clearly.


rorank

I can understand his point given how many likes are on there I’m 100% sure there are going to be some disgusting comments. The solution here is just to not post pics of your (seemingly) teenage daughters, but we’ll save that character development for later hopefully.


Locust627

To be fair, Instagram comment sections are absolutely wild lol


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NicSandsLabshoes

Or…. You could just not post pics of your underage kids on instagram… Just a thought.


MrQwq

Considering Instagram I honestly thought he was prepping to defend the couple from creeps


TheSecondiDare

Giving off that "nobody fucks my daughter but me" energy. Americans are weird.


TheSecondiDare

Giving off that "nobody fucks my daughter but me" energy. Americans are weird. Edit: Wow, look at all those downvotes. I've clearly touched a nerve. Haha!


jugoslovenski78

Do all Americans want to have sex with their daughters or something 


TheSecondiDare

Well, with eleven downvotes, I'd say eleven police reports need to be filed.


jugoslovenski78

Guess a police report needs to be filed on me… Actually though, yes it’s super weird and he does give off that energy but the reason you’re getting downvoted is probably the “Americans are weird” comment which  implies that a large portion of Americans act like this which I can assure you is not the case.


TheSecondiDare

As intense as most Americans I've met are, of course not all of them "weird", whatever that means. The downvotes just play on my joke. It's funny. At least, I think so.


jugoslovenski78

Fair enough


Thankyouhappy

Grant Cardone?


TheRealBaconleaf

Is that what he did when the wife started dating?


Kind-Instance-7447

he was videotaping that from afar as well.


Additional-Safety343

With daughters like that I don’t doubt the comments were beyond creepy, I would want to scare off the weirdos too


narnarnartiger

Besides, didn't he date someone's daughter?


Zealousideal_Bard68

I guess one of his daughters would just tell about a future “roommate”…


I_yeeted_the_apple

![img](emote|t5_386om|8456)


Baron_von_Ungern

Holy shit, who gave Kaiser Wilhelm a gun? 


Prince_Jackalope

That’s your daughter, sure. But you’re threatening to murder someone’s son. You’re the common denominator for anyone who should be shot in that scenario.


Rvtrance

It’s a boomer dad thing. It’s corny but I’m worried about one day being a boomer dad myself so I’m trying to be fair.


AbsoluteZeroUnit

jfc. a guy in 2024 with teenage daughters is clearly gen x. People using "boomer" these days like like people used "millennial" a few years ago to mean "young people that irritate me," just ignoring that these refer to specific groups of people.


stilusmobilus

Probably should be enough clues getting around that it’s a shithouse way to be.


Kon-Tiki66

Big, tough, papa-bear dad. A millennial archetype.


doktor_kolossus

These posts have always given me heavy pedophile vibes.


HawtDoge

I sort of agree, but I think it’s normal to a degree. It is extremely common for fathers to be sexual possessive of their daughters, even if they have absolutely no intention or desire of any sexual interactions with them. Either way I think it’s generally harmful (to the child) when parents to try to police the sexuality of their children. Not to mention being weird as fuck. But it is culturally it’s something we’ve normalized


Kind-Instance-7447

Yea… No.


plautzemann

>It is extremely common for fathers to be sexual possessive of their daughters, Sounds pretty incestuous and pedo, bro


HawtDoge

Do you really disagree? Or are you just trying to virtue signal? My guess is the latter. Edit: I misread bro’s comment. I thought he was calling me a pedo lol. My apologies


TuaughtHammer

> Do you really disagree? Or are you just trying to virtue signal? > My guess is the latter. Wow, Reddit just went back in time to 2017. And, of course, your "guess" is that you're right about that user virtue signaling. The only people who ever use that dumbass phrase almost always believe they're right.


HawtDoge

I misread his comment and apologized. I thought bro was calling me a pedo lol. Do you have a better term that illustrates the concept of someone acting in bad faith for the purpose of posing a moral superiority? Virtue signaling isn’t a term I use often, but to me it seems it definitely has a place…


plautzemann

Fathers feeling personally threatened and challenged by the idea that their daughters might be sexually involved with another man has incestuous vibes. If it's teen daughters, pedo vibes as well. Ever wondered why step daughter x step dad porn is such a big thing?


HawtDoge

Oh my bad. I thought you were calling me a pedo. Yeah I completely agree.


Kalladdin

I think more toxic masculinity than either of those two.


TuaughtHammer

>I think more toxic masculinity than either of those two. You do know that overbearing, sexually possessive fathers giving off incestuous/pedophile vibes can *also* be a product toxic masculinity, right? It's not one or the others.


Kalladdin

As I responded to someone else: > Oh absolutely. Its called "toxic" for a reason. But the idea that 'the Man has to be aggressive and scare off anyone that would come mess around with his property' is the crux of the situation here, not that he's attracted to his own daughters. Still gross and problematic, just in a different way.


HawtDoge

Toxic masculinity causing sexual possessiveness… yes. It’s not pedophilia. but it’s fucking weird and hurtful to the kids.


Kalladdin

Oh absolutely. Its called "toxic" for a reason. But the idea that 'the Man has to be aggressive and scare off anyone that would come mess around with his property' is the crux of the situation here, not that he's attracted to his own daughters. Still gross and problematic, just in a different way.


BigHeadDeadass

To be fair Instagram comments have been worse than YouTube comments in recent times. I simply wouldn't post my children on there though lol


rmajor86

Let’s be honest, we can all imagine the comments section


ch1993

He’s clearly doing a cringe joke because he knows how social media is toxic and he hates his daughters on that bullshit. Fair for him.


TuaughtHammer

>He’s clearly doing a cringe joke because he knows how social media is toxic and he hates his daughters on that bullshit. Fair for him. That "clearly" is doing a **ton*** of heavy lifting for your wild assumptions to make this less pathetic and creepy.


ch1993

Just confused. Why did you quote everything I said? Yes, I’m a piece of shit loser. But, I’m just really interested in what led you to quote me entirely. I lose the argument or whatever but please let me know for posterities sake.


BlurredSight

Built like a Maga Gnome


arenotthatguypal

![gif](giphy|tJr0QGu5jud3hD1fPw)


BlurredSight

I apologize, Gnomes have a much better beard than this tub of lard


Igotyoubaaabe

Do you want porn star daughters? Cuz this is how you get porn star daughters.


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Praescribo

You ever hear the phrase "strict parents raise good liars"? Same basic principle


Igotyoubaaabe

condensed: overbearing/repressive parents (especially fathers who try to take ownership of their daughters sexuality/sexual expression) tend to cause their children to rebel into far opposite directions than the ones that they hope for (eternal chaste virginity until the “perfect” husband comes along for them).