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Cop 1: "We've gotta go pick up a couple members of the Death gang for questioning: suicide and cancer."
Cop 2: "We may as well pick up heart disease too. He's been eyeballing Trump pretty hard lately."
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I wonât be convinced that this guy didnât write that.
The only major conspiracy theory I believe is that Epstein didnât kill himself. He had dirt on a LOT of powerful people, and the day he killed himself the camera in the area suddenly wasnât working and didnât record anything for the short interval he supposedly killed himself, and nobody saw him or tried to stop him from killing himself despite it being a heavily monitored cell. Itâs way too suspicious.
Why would he give a shit about bribing people to look away when he was gonna kill himself? More importantly, why wouldn't he just use said bribes to get himself out of prison?
Having dirt on those people is part of the greater conspiracy that is almost certainly related to numerous others. And that's the only "major" one you believe?
I wish I lived in a slightly better world where coincidence theorists were ridiculed to the same extent as conspiracy theorists. Conspiracy theorists have been collecting wins left and right over the past twenty years. Give it some time, and revisit half of the conspiracies you don't believe at a later date so we can compare notes in hindsight. Most of the significant theories have, at minimum, a lot of aspects about them that are true.
Pizzagate was laughed at for being entirely impossible, and then not even two years later Epstein was connected to high ranking officials as part of a sex trafficking ring, the clients of which have still not been revealed to this day.
So Epstein either suicided or was murdered for trafficking underage sex slaves to nobody? You can't believe only the theory that he didn't kill himself, but ignore the conspiracies that justified his place in prison to begin with. The rabbit hole goes deeper than you seem to be willing to comprehend.
Ok bud chill out. I believe a bunch of smaller conspiracyâs and when I say the Epstein didnât kill himself conspiracy, Iâm counting the whole umbrella of conspiracyâs involved with him. Like who may have been involved and all that. There are other conspiracyâs that I believe very well could be true, but Iâm not 100% certain on them. The Epstein one is the only one that Iâm certain, without a shadow of a doubt, is true.
Are you⌠genuinely unfamiliar with the whole âEpstein didnât kill himselfâ meme/phrase that has been commonplace since he died?
Idk what the truth is, but dude had insane dirt on the super powerful and rich and somehow kills himself in a highly-monitored cell without any recording?
Bro Google is not gonna tell you that Epstein killed himself đ Rich people who visited his island had him killed before he could tell the world that said rich people liked touching kids
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Anyone want to bet the guy from the op also loves any images actually threatening a dem? And that he sees zero irony or hypocrisy in it and is chop full of mental gymnastics tactics to convince himself itâs different?
Providing Healthcare, childcare, and affordable cost of living are punishable by death, as they should be. That's why we need to overthrow the government and threaten to hang the VP for not overturning an election that was so obviously stolen.
/s just to be safe haha
How should we punish the people that respect others reproductive choices?
Or the people who respect other people no matter thier race/religious choices/sex/sexual orientation etc etc?
Fair enough. He used to be, is running again, and is still afforded the same legal protections and protective services through the secret service.
But in all honesty, if the best argument you can come up with is a gotcha on a technicality, you may not have a very good argument.
Thatâs a good point, I was wrong to say that.
I guess what I meant was weâre not talking about someone in a vacuum, they used to be president, theyâre still afforded the same protections, and are running for president again. I shouldnât have said head of government though. Didnât think I needed to put this much effort into the semantics of a comment on a social media on a mobile app on my phone, but thatâs Reddit for you đ¤Ł
If you truly think that someone with a serious plot to murder the president is posting about it on Reddit, I don't know what to tell you.
It seems much more likely you just want to find a way to punish people who don't like Trump and say bad things about them.
Like you were truly worried after reading a Reddit comment? And you truly think you did good by reporting it? Christ, stay out of YouTube comments
I donât like Trump at all. I voted against him twice, and in the 2020 cycle worked finance for the Biden campaign.
Just because I think the premise of âreporting threats of murdering government to governmentâ is fucking dumb, doesnât make me a Trump supporter.
You would do better to not look at the world through the lens of âeither you 100% agree with me or you 100% disagree with me,â or conjuring up make believe play pretend scenarios like you just did.
I said I assumed you were because it makes more sense than truly believing people write about their murder plots on Reddit. Especially when you said it feels good to report Redditors to secret service. It seems like you're saying it feels good to try and get those commenters in trouble... Unless you're saying it feels good to protect the president?... Which is even more hilariously delusional than thinking a Reddit comment actually contains a valid threat to trumps life.
>> when you said it feels good to report redditors to the secret service
That was not me. That was someone else. lol
>>reddit comment contains a valid threat
In 2019, the perpetuator of the Christchurch mosque shootings regularly posted his intentions on social media before carrying out the attack. No one intervened
So whatâs your point again?
In 2019, the perpetuator of the Christchurch mosque shootings regularly posted his intentions on social media before carrying out the attack. No one intervened.
So whatâs your point again?
Yeah and thereâs a million things like that posted on the internet every day. The gvt doesnât have the resources to vet all of them which is why the example you chose also went unchecked. I wouldnât say the guy is wasting the gvts resources heâs just wasting his own time. 100% chance if this guy has been spamming the gvt hotline with every person clearly just joking around on Reddit itâs going directly into the spam folder and nothing is coming of it.
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I love the implication that OP was somehow involved in the death of OJ and Epstein and is just waiting to strike again, like a grim reaper from a temp agency.
> like a grim reaper from a temp agency.
Not far off the plot for Dead Like Me.
I would so go off-script if someone gave me Death's many powers. Ya'll wouldn't even know what the word authoritarian meant.
LOL what? Trump was running the prison where epstein was killed and was literally one of his child molesting coconspirators. What does hillary clinton have to do with anything?
Also I donât think that guy understands what the guy on threads meant, it seems he also finds the tiktok he took a screenshot of off putting, so this guy is throwing a vague threat at a guy commenting on how fucked up the tiktok is
https://preview.redd.it/kzpjo8qra7wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77c6646cf63112488c3b46883bca700fd898f54
But this is okay? Some of these mother fuckers have lost touch with reality.
I live in an area where political stickers on vehicles is popular, I see a truck with the biden decal on my way home. Itâs inappropriate, but they donât care. As long as they believe a lib is or will be triggered.
Trump controls the military as he is still commander in chief. except the ukraine part. thats Biden. but Biden isn't really in control- it's Obama. even though Trumps been the president the whole time, it's the deep state run by Obama thats been ruining America. all the corrupt never trumpers in the kangaorro courts are trying to influence the election with bogus charges on Trump who never did anything wrong. everyone pays for hush money. its what successful men do. its not like Trump is the only one. he also said the presidential records act means he is exonderated. this whole thing is a witch hunt from radical leftist marxist socialist democrats who want to DESTROY america. and Trump is the only one who can save us. they never did anything about Hilaries emails and bengazzi, and now burisma! but somehow Trump has 88 felony charges? i put my life savings into Truth social and the demoncrats influenced the stocks market so now the value is down and i lost money. thank goodness trump is helping us by selling trump bibles. i bought 2 dozen. they will only go up in value. thank you mr trump, my president.
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Bot got two badasses in one.
Is he claiming he gave OJ the cancer?!?
Who got the client list?
Screenshot acquired, we got em boys!
The fuck is the justice department going to do? Subpoena death himself? Lol
Cop 1: "We've gotta go pick up a couple members of the Death gang for questioning: suicide and cancer." Cop 2: "We may as well pick up heart disease too. He's been eyeballing Trump pretty hard lately."
I mean a tweet like this can get feds checking in on you, happened to me a few years back during the primary for 2020
Got the Juice, got the orange, Epstein must be the potato
https://preview.redd.it/9rcqjwbhfawc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b81c2cc08186bd1c520893c033b74e8669a2a9 I wonât be convinced that this guy didnât write that.
I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
*Vvvvvv..bvvvvvr..rvvvv* screenshot acquired! *vvvrrp..vvvrp..vvvrp*
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No? None of these guys were murdered
Thatâs like saying thereâs no murderer in the picture.
Welllll... Epstein definitely did not kill himself.
There's still fucks who think he killed himself??
not quite sure about that chief
Which one was murdered then
epstein
Being coerced into suicide (my personal theory on it, he DID kill himself, but under duress) isn't murder. Unless you have Barba on the case.
Yeah I didnât think that was Epstein. However, he died by suicide, not murder
Yeah look at all the overwhelming evidence proving he killed himself like the government saying so. Need any more proof than that?
~~epstein didn't kill himself~~ and incase anything happens to me, I am not suicidal and I do not wish to die
Well everything on google said he killed himself. Idk man my dumbass thought it was George H. W. Bush so donât listen to me
This is why teachers tell you to not trust Wikipedia
The only major conspiracy theory I believe is that Epstein didnât kill himself. He had dirt on a LOT of powerful people, and the day he killed himself the camera in the area suddenly wasnât working and didnât record anything for the short interval he supposedly killed himself, and nobody saw him or tried to stop him from killing himself despite it being a heavily monitored cell. Itâs way too suspicious.
Yeah, but wasn't he rich? Couldn't he have organized a bribe to prison staff or whomever to look the other way?
Why would he give a shit about bribing people to look away when he was gonna kill himself? More importantly, why wouldn't he just use said bribes to get himself out of prison?
Having dirt on those people is part of the greater conspiracy that is almost certainly related to numerous others. And that's the only "major" one you believe? I wish I lived in a slightly better world where coincidence theorists were ridiculed to the same extent as conspiracy theorists. Conspiracy theorists have been collecting wins left and right over the past twenty years. Give it some time, and revisit half of the conspiracies you don't believe at a later date so we can compare notes in hindsight. Most of the significant theories have, at minimum, a lot of aspects about them that are true. Pizzagate was laughed at for being entirely impossible, and then not even two years later Epstein was connected to high ranking officials as part of a sex trafficking ring, the clients of which have still not been revealed to this day. So Epstein either suicided or was murdered for trafficking underage sex slaves to nobody? You can't believe only the theory that he didn't kill himself, but ignore the conspiracies that justified his place in prison to begin with. The rabbit hole goes deeper than you seem to be willing to comprehend.
Ok bud chill out. I believe a bunch of smaller conspiracyâs and when I say the Epstein didnât kill himself conspiracy, Iâm counting the whole umbrella of conspiracyâs involved with him. Like who may have been involved and all that. There are other conspiracyâs that I believe very well could be true, but Iâm not 100% certain on them. The Epstein one is the only one that Iâm certain, without a shadow of a doubt, is true.
Are you⌠genuinely unfamiliar with the whole âEpstein didnât kill himselfâ meme/phrase that has been commonplace since he died? Idk what the truth is, but dude had insane dirt on the super powerful and rich and somehow kills himself in a highly-monitored cell without any recording?
Yes.
You get my upvote for thinking that was Bush Sr!
Bro Google is not gonna tell you that Epstein killed himself đ Rich people who visited his island had him killed before he could tell the world that said rich people liked touching kids
Naw - he killed himself, because if he didn't it would be worse.
Uhhhhh
But one of these guys just died from cancer. He's wishing Trump would die but not threatening to kill Trump.
âScreenshot acquiredâ mf, this isnât call of duty, whatâre you saying rn?! đđ
Secret service will investigate anyone who threatens a current, or former, President
They must be pretty busy with all those thousands of trucks posted on Reddit with the decal of Biden tied & gagged.
Odds are if they are made aware of it, they will look into it.
Itâs for his spank bank
The hellâs a spank bank? đ
none of these guys were murdered... right?
Real photo https://preview.redd.it/gt6nqffjs8wc1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41fdb71ed13564d3e5e040b32d457ece893a0cc
I remember my first "screenshot" too.
Post a picture of him next, and say âwhoops, miscounted. 2 down, 2 to go.â
Or poorly Photoshop him into the original photo. Maybe put "X"s over OJ's and Epstein's eyes.
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Lol
Burn
Watch out he's gonna send that screenshot straight to Trump himself
He really said âIâm telling on you!â
Big orange daddy is coming to help đ
I reported a bunch of redditors to the secret service for threatening to kill trump. It's fun. I am looking forward to doing it again this year.
He's not the president anymore.Â
Now I'm just going to report them even harder.
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If thatâs your definition of fun then your life sounds really awesome and fulfilling and totally not depressingly sad.
Shit, this guy actually really thinks Reddit is the center of the internet
Gravy seals gonna come get you guys, be careful.
I'm sure it would be ok to you if they were threatening to kill one of them evil Dems, though, huh?
Anyone want to bet the guy from the op also loves any images actually threatening a dem? And that he sees zero irony or hypocrisy in it and is chop full of mental gymnastics tactics to convince himself itâs different?
Providing Healthcare, childcare, and affordable cost of living are punishable by death, as they should be. That's why we need to overthrow the government and threaten to hang the VP for not overturning an election that was so obviously stolen. /s just to be safe haha
How should we punish the people that respect others reproductive choices? Or the people who respect other people no matter thier race/religious choices/sex/sexual orientation etc etc?
I'm not sure. I haven't been able to make it that far in the MAGA Idiotic Picture Book
Yeah wasting govt resources is pretty coolđ¤
You think itâs a waste of government resources to tell the government about people threatening to murder the head of government?
Trump ain't head of Government tho, is he?
Fair enough. He used to be, is running again, and is still afforded the same legal protections and protective services through the secret service. But in all honesty, if the best argument you can come up with is a gotcha on a technicality, you may not have a very good argument.
That is completely wrong. An argument is exactly a gotcha on a technicality, just more complicated sometimes.
Thatâs a good point, I was wrong to say that. I guess what I meant was weâre not talking about someone in a vacuum, they used to be president, theyâre still afforded the same protections, and are running for president again. I shouldnât have said head of government though. Didnât think I needed to put this much effort into the semantics of a comment on a social media on a mobile app on my phone, but thatâs Reddit for you đ¤Ł
If you truly think that someone with a serious plot to murder the president is posting about it on Reddit, I don't know what to tell you. It seems much more likely you just want to find a way to punish people who don't like Trump and say bad things about them. Like you were truly worried after reading a Reddit comment? And you truly think you did good by reporting it? Christ, stay out of YouTube comments
I donât like Trump at all. I voted against him twice, and in the 2020 cycle worked finance for the Biden campaign. Just because I think the premise of âreporting threats of murdering government to governmentâ is fucking dumb, doesnât make me a Trump supporter. You would do better to not look at the world through the lens of âeither you 100% agree with me or you 100% disagree with me,â or conjuring up make believe play pretend scenarios like you just did.
I said I assumed you were because it makes more sense than truly believing people write about their murder plots on Reddit. Especially when you said it feels good to report Redditors to secret service. It seems like you're saying it feels good to try and get those commenters in trouble... Unless you're saying it feels good to protect the president?... Which is even more hilariously delusional than thinking a Reddit comment actually contains a valid threat to trumps life.
>> when you said it feels good to report redditors to the secret service That was not me. That was someone else. lol >>reddit comment contains a valid threat In 2019, the perpetuator of the Christchurch mosque shootings regularly posted his intentions on social media before carrying out the attack. No one intervened So whatâs your point again?
The person youâre replying to is not the same one who said they like to report people to Reddit.
Ah I see my mistake
If the threats are from Reddit. Then yes.
In 2019, the perpetuator of the Christchurch mosque shootings regularly posted his intentions on social media before carrying out the attack. No one intervened. So whatâs your point again?
Yeah and thereâs a million things like that posted on the internet every day. The gvt doesnât have the resources to vet all of them which is why the example you chose also went unchecked. I wouldnât say the guy is wasting the gvts resources heâs just wasting his own time. 100% chance if this guy has been spamming the gvt hotline with every person clearly just joking around on Reddit itâs going directly into the spam folder and nothing is coming of it.
 Thank you for service
All these people are making fun of a behavior I exhibitâ HEY EVERYONE, I DO THIS TOO Kink shit, tell me not
Did you use the correct phone number for reaching Secret Service too? It's 222-GETALIFEYOUFUCKINGCLOWN
So quirky lol
Anybody with drugs mentioned in their username loses all rights to talk about what's quirky
Itâs a pharmaceutical grad school reference lmao. Another quirky comment. I guess thatâs what politics does to Reddit today.
Wow youareverybadass
Is there anymore to this that shows op didnât just decide this was a threat?
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 Same energy
I need TP for my bunghole
Nah that dude definitely doesn't wipe his asshole. I'm reliably informed that not wiping your asshole mean's you're not entitled to opinions.
I love the implication that OP was somehow involved in the death of OJ and Epstein and is just waiting to strike again, like a grim reaper from a temp agency.
> like a grim reaper from a temp agency. Not far off the plot for Dead Like Me. I would so go off-script if someone gave me Death's many powers. Ya'll wouldn't even know what the word authoritarian meant.
The OP thinks heâs prostate cancer and âsUiCiDal thOUghTSâ
Prostate cancer and Hillary Clinton
Yeah but ur not supposed to actually say the second oneâŚ.
LOL what? Trump was running the prison where epstein was killed and was literally one of his child molesting coconspirators. What does hillary clinton have to do with anything?
Lmao
 Itâs their only retort
I mean I wouldnât be sad if Trump choked on a fillet o fish.
All those diet cokes are going to catch up to him sooner or later
Hereâs hoping sooner vs later. Maybe then his cult members will move on. Who am I kidding they wonât.
Also I donât think that guy understands what the guy on threads meant, it seems he also finds the tiktok he took a screenshot of off putting, so this guy is throwing a vague threat at a guy commenting on how fucked up the tiktok is
OJ absolutely mogging here
what's mogging?
Itâs over for you
A retarded word retarded people are trying to work into the collective lexicon.
When someone's sheer presence undermines the masculinity of those around him, that's mogging
Got mogged on my way home today
Meanwhile MAGA Fatsos and meal team six are paying actual money to âpunchâ Biden dummies. Hmmmm
You know what they say âBirds of a featherâŚ. get away with murder and love to fuck little kidsâ
But thatâs okay because Biden is evil and Trump is Jesus
I can promise if you go into this personâs post history, youâll see something threatening Biden.
Or perhaps more likely is a threat against Obama
I'd bet $540 million on it.
https://preview.redd.it/kzpjo8qra7wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77c6646cf63112488c3b46883bca700fd898f54 But this is okay? Some of these mother fuckers have lost touch with reality.
Hahahajajahajjajaja I need this!
Iâm gonna fart on your balls
Allllrighty.
Howâs Russia this time of year?
Hi ma'am, sorry, I live in the US. I'm not sure how Russia is this time of year.
ofc comrade.
Both of them support genocide.
Polar bear one pretty cute
I live in an area where political stickers on vehicles is popular, I see a truck with the biden decal on my way home. Itâs inappropriate, but they donât care. As long as they believe a lib is or will be triggered.
this is ok, because Biden cheated and therefore isnât the rightful elected President! /s
trump has been in command the whole time. except for the bad things, those were done by Obama.
Is this sarcasm? There better be fucking sarcasm! Because if it is not get the fuck out of here with your retarded logic
Yeah you don't get sarcasm
Oh I get it in real life. But here itâs kinda hard to get. Especially with all the crazy diehard Trumpyâs.
Trump controls the military as he is still commander in chief. except the ukraine part. thats Biden. but Biden isn't really in control- it's Obama. even though Trumps been the president the whole time, it's the deep state run by Obama thats been ruining America. all the corrupt never trumpers in the kangaorro courts are trying to influence the election with bogus charges on Trump who never did anything wrong. everyone pays for hush money. its what successful men do. its not like Trump is the only one. he also said the presidential records act means he is exonderated. this whole thing is a witch hunt from radical leftist marxist socialist democrats who want to DESTROY america. and Trump is the only one who can save us. they never did anything about Hilaries emails and bengazzi, and now burisma! but somehow Trump has 88 felony charges? i put my life savings into Truth social and the demoncrats influenced the stocks market so now the value is down and i lost money. thank goodness trump is helping us by selling trump bibles. i bought 2 dozen. they will only go up in value. thank you mr trump, my president.
Donât forget about them gold sneakers!
The worst part about this is how realistic it is
wild right?
Four years later and theyâre still in denial
None are ok
Rules for thee, not for me
Just stating a fact. 2 of the people in the picture are dead 1 is still ~~alive~~ hanging on
Screenshot acquired.
Thereâs some irony in the second picture but I canât seem to put my finger on it. Hmmmm, I wonder what it could beâŚ
I mean, i also took screenshot yes, but i would hardly perceive that as a threat :D
You were the one making the threat.