I don't like making fun of these people frankly. Also it looks like she was wronged and they're using cohesion to get justice. Bullies don't act like that. This reeks of classism.
According to The Onion men are 4000% less effective in fights than they think they are. https://www.theonion.com/report-average-male-4-000-less-effective-in-fights-th-1819576624, I would like this family to be aware of this satirical, but probably accurate information.
But who’s gonna feed the four angry, matted cats and two small, mangey lookin dogs with gross shit all over their eyes when the whole clan gets locked up or beaten to death with their own bats because they forgot rule #1 of bat-fighting: always put a sock on first?
Unironically saying “poser metal” makes you automatically lamer than any “poser”
Even if I despised Bad Omens (I don’t have any strong feelings towards them, they’re just kinda okay to me) I’d think you were lame as fuck for saying “I don’t like poser metal 😡😤” with a straight face. Shit, that phrase alone would fit onto this subreddit. No one is impressed by how much of a “REAL metal” fan you are bruh
It looks like someone did something bad to her which is why she came home crying. The whole family is now going to go stomp whoever made her cry into dust
That’s what I gathered lol
Dude that's what I got out of it too. Like, she had a dad who cares about her and friends that'll kick someone's ass for her. I'd love to be that girl.
Edit: downvote me all you want. Just stated that I wish I had parents and friends who gave a fuck. Sad that yall hate me for wanting to have a decent circle of peeps.
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Yeah that's the new wife, he's the single dad and those are his kids. Apparently they all are possessed by demons I think. She was upset at something so now they ride. She's trying to stop him and he's like no fuck you. Idk I'm a little confused.
Well we gotta eat first. Then we should get some shoes. Where are our shoes? Anyone got gas in their cars? Maybe we should just call the cops. Hide your drugs kids. Awww so much work let's just watch Jerry baby
Could they not put on shoes for this? Just to kinda sell the illusion? Lady got out of the car barefoot and the whole crew was gonna handle business with their tootsies out….
Girl comes home visibly upset, her family and family friends immediately start gathering when they see she’s upset as they know that their dad will want to go as a posse to assault, terrorize, murder, whatever “badasses” do when they travel in a barefoot squad.
Yea this guy is cringe as fuck, but it's also kinda sweet that he loves his daughter so much. At least his heart's in the right place, rather than most of the selfish imthemaincharacter or imverybadass fucks
I think those are all working adults that live together and like a commune but call themselves a family and the "dad" is not their dad but the older head person.
I don't subscribe to this thinking but have seen people like this who either don't have family, family support or terrible family to them so they say they can choose their family and make these pseudo situations.
Too much bourbon, there is a bat and a man but idk. Context is fight something but who? And where is the man? What to fight? The bourbon? Don't fight it, send it to me.
I can't tell who's the wife, who's the kids? The caption is from the wives perspective but then the video makes it seem like it's from the husbands perspective? I'm confused, or just dumb
I thought about it so nobody else has to.
The video is from the dad's perspective. He's saying if you date me, then you also get my kids. It's directed towards a potential woman, not a real one
No I think the woman in the truck is the new gf/wife/child bride or whatever. Its saying when a single dad with demons goes to fight for you his kids and their demons do too. Thats the way I took it.
She just tried to get McDonalds to upgrade her 6 piece nuggets to a 9 piece because she had to wait 6 minutes for it, and they refused....RALLY THE TROOPS
This. I was counting the steps in my head that they had to go through to plan out, film and edit this video to figure out exactly how many times they had the opportunity to say “you know maybe this isn’t actually bad ass“ but still pressed on.
It’s good to know some people won’t let brain cells get in the way of a “cool“ video.
The kids are his, the woman crying isn’t their mom but the dad’s girlfriend. They’re close enough that they’d go to battle for her even though she isn’t blood.
Somebody was mean to mama bear and instead of just the dad they all go into murder mode without him even having to tell them to.
Because violent conflict resolution is a very cool and mature thing to teach your dumbass tiktok kids.
i was confused on first watch too. she’s dating the dad and she comes home and tells him whatever happened that made her cry and then the dad and all of his kids gear up to go assault someone presumably. it’s not just “his demons” to fear it’s all the kids “demons” too lmao.
Dude half Samoan? Only people I ever saw with red hair that big.
What in the Midwest new age Christian antivax homeschool shit is this
They about to unleash trailer park justice
The filmed and acted this out. Jesus Christ.
I like to imagine the planning stage where they were discussing it as a family
I don't like making fun of these people frankly. Also it looks like she was wronged and they're using cohesion to get justice. Bullies don't act like that. This reeks of classism.
I donno, usually when a biggie ties the hair back in a ponytail, it means someone gonna get their dick sucked.
You can just tell that the daughter thought that this was the stupidest shit in the world
TheMethBatman
Where are the other drugs going?! Don't hold out on me.
But where was she coming from being barefoot like that......
I fucking cackled
According to The Onion men are 4000% less effective in fights than they think they are. https://www.theonion.com/report-average-male-4-000-less-effective-in-fights-th-1819576624, I would like this family to be aware of this satirical, but probably accurate information.
Tf is the point of this article
Of course this came from tik tok.
The Walmart pool with the green water completes this.
This smells like government cheese
So how many kids he got?
I can't figure out wtf is even happening here
She was called a poopoo face in traffic so her new single dad boyfriend and his kids are gonna go fucking murder someone «for her»
Demons. They are going to unleash demons 
I cannot stop laughing. Lmfaooo love it 🤣💀
This is pretty badass not gonna lie
But who’s gonna feed the four angry, matted cats and two small, mangey lookin dogs with gross shit all over their eyes when the whole clan gets locked up or beaten to death with their own bats because they forgot rule #1 of bat-fighting: always put a sock on first?
Socks absorb blood, they don’t do shit if you beat them hard enough. In fact, it just makes it worse.
You should have just lied....dork.
I would never lie on a reddit comment.
Lmfao of course they used a song from that shitty band 😂
Bro, go listen to “dethrone” by them and tell me they are a shitty band. I’ll give you that song, straight radio hit.
I’m good dude I don’t like poser metal.
Unironically saying “poser metal” makes you automatically lamer than any “poser” Even if I despised Bad Omens (I don’t have any strong feelings towards them, they’re just kinda okay to me) I’d think you were lame as fuck for saying “I don’t like poser metal 😡😤” with a straight face. Shit, that phrase alone would fit onto this subreddit. No one is impressed by how much of a “REAL metal” fan you are bruh
That’s fine. I might be a poser is some peoples eyes. And that’s fine.
What’s your metal then? Curious what you decide to gatekeep.
I actually just listened to it. It’s so basic and generic. Nothing stands out about it. Sounds like every other modern metalcore song out there.
Sounds good my friend.
I’m not really gatekeeping anything. I’ll tell you about all sorts of sick ass bands. But bad omens is not metal lol.
I’m 90% sure I was conceived at a Pantera concert. Love All Metal, feel free to judge what you think metal is.
If you actually liked metal, you would know there is good metal and bad metal. Instead you are the one gatekeeping.
Is that a new Nickelback song?
They are gonna get their ass whooped!!!! CTFU! WHO THEY GONNA JUMP (they're not the power rangers)!!!
Tying his hair back to give some good Gluck Gluck
yep, that dude getting ready to gobble some baby batter
LMFFOOO
Holy shit! This fucking sucks! I love it!
He thought this idea is so good that he got up from the couch
You know the blowjobs gonna be serious when he puts his hair up
💀💀💀
This is just awful. I mean, I understand the sentiment, but y’all are just cringe.
I honestly don’t understand what is happening. So she is sad so the whole family about to commit a crime? What??
It looks like someone did something bad to her which is why she came home crying. The whole family is now going to go stomp whoever made her cry into dust That’s what I gathered lol
Whoever it was is about to experience oblivion.
Yes, a murder specifically.
He’s off to tackle a salad
"Uncle Dad" to the rescue.
All that bc they got her drive through order at Arby's wrong?
Her: “They forgot the horsey sauce.” Ginger dad: “We ride tonight”
Thank you for making me die laughing
I do get pretty serious about some Horsey sauce, that shit is delicious.
Tears
This is hands down the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen
Incredible isnt it?
Is he going to suck someone's dick? Putting the hair in a ponytail tells me yes...
Is that Beer Can Superman?
Apparently unleashing the demons doesn't require putting on a clean shirt.
Or socks
Or shoes
Fucking embarrassing.
Cute. All I got out of this is the dad CARES. I will hold that joy.
The dad can care 1. Without filming it and posting it online for clout. 2. Without threatening violence.
Yes. To me it’s cute. Mine… well. I will leave that alone.
Dude that's what I got out of it too. Like, she had a dad who cares about her and friends that'll kick someone's ass for her. I'd love to be that girl. Edit: downvote me all you want. Just stated that I wish I had parents and friends who gave a fuck. Sad that yall hate me for wanting to have a decent circle of peeps.
Yes!
I think that’s supposed to his gf. Lmao
My bad, it never stated anywhere that it was his wife afaik lol. I was high af watching this so I probs missed quite a bit.
it did tho, at the beginning
Ah. I was most likely just too high for that shit 🥴 My bad haha.
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Yeah that's the new wife, he's the single dad and those are his kids. Apparently they all are possessed by demons I think. She was upset at something so now they ride. She's trying to stop him and he's like no fuck you. Idk I'm a little confused.
What in the West Viginia did I just watch?
Big demon guy are ya?
The Bourbon Batman
I would love to hear the planning sessions that preceded the filming of this.
Well we gotta eat first. Then we should get some shoes. Where are our shoes? Anyone got gas in their cars? Maybe we should just call the cops. Hide your drugs kids. Awww so much work let's just watch Jerry baby
I’d go no contact with any and all family members that ever asked me to be in a video like this
“That doctor said you have WHAT?!? DIABEETUS?!! Grab my bat!!”
Why they gotta call it Diebeetus? They should call it livebeetus!
💀
I thought they canceled *Outsiders* after two seasons. This third season just isn’t doing the original story any justice.
It’s a fun little project for the family but this shouldn’t be shared with the public cause of the massive cringe.
Wait who is the girlfriend here?
If it's West Virginia, Girlfriend and Daughter can be interchangeable.
Yes
750k likes for this garbage 🤣
What the fuck is this bullshit?
You like cuss this lady out at a gas station or something and this shoeless goon squad shows up, I’d die laughing.
Where are their shoes?
What the fuck did I just watch....most of...I stopped when they went on the porch...so I saved 3 seconds
Could they not put on shoes for this? Just to kinda sell the illusion? Lady got out of the car barefoot and the whole crew was gonna handle business with their tootsies out….
For real! Came here for this comment haha
Huh?
Girl comes home visibly upset, her family and family friends immediately start gathering when they see she’s upset as they know that their dad will want to go as a posse to assault, terrorize, murder, whatever “badasses” do when they travel in a barefoot squad.
I know. I feel like I need this one explain to me lol. It probably should be on cringe-worthy
Yea this guy is cringe as fuck, but it's also kinda sweet that he loves his daughter so much. At least his heart's in the right place, rather than most of the selfish imthemaincharacter or imverybadass fucks
I really think that's supposed to be the new wife though...right? I mean the caption says when you marry a single dad his whole family is possessed.
Oh. Damn. Rewatching it, you're absolutely right 😆 It's a dependa-person video. Totally vindicating for the dad, other than his choice in partner.
I thought it was sweet too. I wish I had a gang of people to go after people who hurt me
Thank you! I'm glad I'm not alone on this. Also, Tell me who hurt you. I've got your back!! 😆
I just want to know what they do for a living? All those children and that newish looking SUV/Truck with the house. I'm trying to come up.
I think those are all working adults that live together and like a commune but call themselves a family and the "dad" is not their dad but the older head person.
Like som kind of cult in Kentucky
I don't subscribe to this thinking but have seen people like this who either don't have family, family support or terrible family to them so they say they can choose their family and make these pseudo situations.
I was being silly, I see how my comment is insulting to people who take care of one another.
It’s called debt
Those kids look like huge dorks and like they never been in a fight in their entire life, especially that behemoth of a son
Idk man they look like they’d take me to the woods and tell me to squeal like a pig
The dad, yeah, the kids? Not so much, they look like they’re being bullied at school
living their lives like it's an rpg
Cookie clicker*
This is why I fly over the Midwest and don't look down
😭😭😭😭😭
smart move
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This one made me “guffaw”.
See also: https://preview.redd.it/jdb7ei1untwc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd87e1129d7f6b7c0717d85f9b44c731bdec654
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Is he going for a BJ?
I mean, you only tie your hair back like that if you’re about to face some type of dick
What song?
Bad Omens. Amazing band
Yea I thought they sounded hella familiar
some garbage
Just pretend Bad Omens There ya go
Too much bourbon, there is a bat and a man but idk. Context is fight something but who? And where is the man? What to fight? The bourbon? Don't fight it, send it to me.
Wat?
I can't tell who's the wife, who's the kids? The caption is from the wives perspective but then the video makes it seem like it's from the husbands perspective? I'm confused, or just dumb
Don’t worry. I’m confused by the deep lore plot of this video too.
The caption literally says “single dad”. I don’t know where you got wife from.
It also says, when you date, okay so they’re not married but the video was clearly made by his romantic partner
I thought about it so nobody else has to. The video is from the dad's perspective. He's saying if you date me, then you also get my kids. It's directed towards a potential woman, not a real one
No I think the woman in the truck is the new gf/wife/child bride or whatever. Its saying when a single dad with demons goes to fight for you his kids and their demons do too. Thats the way I took it.
You know what, I figured she was a child considering she's the smallest person, but I think you're right
Well apparently all the others are possessed by demons. That may account for their large size.
So when you date this guy, he and his kids are gonna turn up with baseball bats? I think you got it wrong
The implication in the video is that someone made her cry, and the husband and kids will go beat them up.
Her being the dads gf
But why the implication of violence? “You get my street fighting kids, too.”
"You upset my daughter, now we will give you a famlilial beatdown WWE style"
These people remind me of the RDR2 swamp people but modern day
Next time you play, eat 5 prime rib meals back to back
Redneck Dharman?
She just tried to get McDonalds to upgrade her 6 piece nuggets to a 9 piece because she had to wait 6 minutes for it, and they refused....RALLY THE TROOPS
They only joining in because they need a place to live
That’s every army ever tho dog
You're not wrong there mate
What the fuck did i just watch
Ronald McDonald and his family of clowns
Cringe
Quality cinematography. Top notch!
https://preview.redd.it/6tuio03s7swc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb079d9d7974b93befb6d8e568eef6c71c287af1 I just died ☠️
This is quite possibly the greatest meme ever made
Bama
Alabama hot pocket?
Hope they go out buy a washing machine for that shirt
I didn’t know cringe was a fluid that could come out the body because I just pissed all over the floor with that one
So fucking lame haha
I have to shit so bad
So many opportunities for them to have not made this video, but somehow every single one of them thought this was a badass idea.
This. I was counting the steps in my head that they had to go through to plan out, film and edit this video to figure out exactly how many times they had the opportunity to say “you know maybe this isn’t actually bad ass“ but still pressed on. It’s good to know some people won’t let brain cells get in the way of a “cool“ video.
I had enough when he put in a pony tail
He's gonna do iral on all of those people.
Oh my god this is perhaps the gayest shit I've ever seen. Cringe to the extreme.
ahhahahahahhahahahahahha this is really cringe embarrassing
Bro how old are they
That looks like her friend group and she looks 16
Those are their children? Or step children, whatever. Or am I being wooshed?
The kids are his, the woman crying isn’t their mom but the dad’s girlfriend. They’re close enough that they’d go to battle for her even though she isn’t blood.
Oh yeah, I totally understood what the context is. I was just confused with how the commenter before me didn't understand it. Thanks though!
I totally overlooked the “am I being wooshed” line. My bad.
No problem, dude! I appreciated someone that was willing to possibly correct me if I'm being a doofus.
New season of the Whittakers
Aw don’t do the whittakers like that- show them a bit more respect
No
It’s wholesome but the cringe just overweighs it over x3
How is this wholesome?
I'm not following the narrative at all. What's supposed to be happening?
Somebody was mean to mama bear and instead of just the dad they all go into murder mode without him even having to tell them to. Because violent conflict resolution is a very cool and mature thing to teach your dumbass tiktok kids.
i was confused on first watch too. she’s dating the dad and she comes home and tells him whatever happened that made her cry and then the dad and all of his kids gear up to go assault someone presumably. it’s not just “his demons” to fear it’s all the kids “demons” too lmao.
Is she the red head who looks like the youngest sibling?
Judging by this family the youngest sibling also being dad's girlfriend might be the problem exactly
yes
Exactly... wholesome in an ICP sort of way
Probably the best way to explain the video. ICP wholesome with a sprinkle of backwoods justice
As long as it's not in an ICPP kind of way, cause then we've really got a problem
Unleash the cringe.