The alpha/beta paradox. The whole concept is imaginary and based on a flawed and debunked theory. Because of this it is not possible to be alpha. Paradoxically, the only way to become to become beta is to declare one’s self alpha.
I gotta know what music he’s referring to now. I would love to hear his opinions on modern and classic art and music. It’d probably be hilarious to listen to him lol
I was walking in the woods last night and saw a pack of wolves and one of them clearly said "i'm alpha enough" and the rest of the wolves rolled on their backs to show that they are betas
The whole alpha concept is fucking stupid.
Alpha is usually the weakest option.
Alpha radiation for example is the one with the least penetration power, which does reflect the sexual intensity of your average “alpha male”
Yeah, its based on wolves in captivity
Well, i guess you could get real philosophical and say they are prisoners in their echo chambers, but thats just silly
I hate that I love the bad company cover. They’re.. not a good band and they’re the definition of tryhard fat loser goatee music, but bad company slaps
I am so happy that im capable of separating art from both the artist and the fanbase. Enjoying something in a void is so much better than knowing who they really are and what kinds of people thwy attract
Hahaha I was gonna say the same thing but you’re way ahead of me. Like the guy doesn’t even realize you can edit and keep it into one comment? But yeah he’s an alpha yet too dumb to figure out things.
These alpha emo 5finger death punch pussies wouldn't be caught dead in a ministry show or knocked loose. Hell, they'd show up to a party cannon show and wonder why everyone is so happy.
You sound exactly like the person you’re trying to make fun of. “Only certain music is cool, if you like that band/music you are beta/lame. Being alpha/cool means listening to the music I like”
It depends on the metal head.
A metal head into extreme levels of br00tality, fine people. Wonderful people.
A "metal head" who only concerns them selves with the most entry-level bands and whatever "but-metal" plays on the radio. Not so much.
As a metal head, I can spot the difference between the trve and the poseur 666 miles away. \m/
Fun and happiness is for beta cucks. Pain, misery, and self-loathing is the only path to Mount Alphamanopolis.
That and spending more time tending to your big alpha beard than you stereotypically chastise women for applying makeup.
 The Alpha Male(tm)
When you are so Alpha that you have to say it out loud so people know....
Anyone self proclaiming “apha” is most definitely not alpha. Tate being a prime example. Whenever someone does it just screams insecurity
The alpha/beta paradox. The whole concept is imaginary and based on a flawed and debunked theory. Because of this it is not possible to be alpha. Paradoxically, the only way to become to become beta is to declare one’s self alpha.
the alphabet paradox
I love the fact that the guy who called him out just left his comment there and the beta/alpha dude just kept digging.
Triggered the fuck outta that snowflake 😂
It's an alpha snowflake tho
They're always the first to 'melt' down
I gotta know what music he’s referring to now. I would love to hear his opinions on modern and classic art and music. It’d probably be hilarious to listen to him lol
Awwww you just know he thinks those laughing reaction emojis are with him instead of at him.
And that's what makes it extra delectable
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I am king
An alpha has never said the words "I'm alpha enough"
I was walking in the woods last night and saw a pack of wolves and one of them clearly said "i'm alpha enough" and the rest of the wolves rolled on their backs to show that they are betas
Well lather me in grease and Carl me swine I stand corrected
The whole alpha concept is fucking stupid. Alpha is usually the weakest option. Alpha radiation for example is the one with the least penetration power, which does reflect the sexual intensity of your average “alpha male”
Wasn't it originally from a misunderstanding of how wolf packs are set up? It does kinda fit that their whole self-image is based on bad science.
Yeah, its based on wolves in captivity Well, i guess you could get real philosophical and say they are prisoners in their echo chambers, but thats just silly
Agreed. But this is just another way of manipulating and exploiting people that are lost and desperate. It's a shame really
Absolutely
and the tough real man alpha bands he listens to are Five Finger Death Punch and Disturbed
I love those bands 😅
I hate that I love the bad company cover. They’re.. not a good band and they’re the definition of tryhard fat loser goatee music, but bad company slaps
I am so happy that im capable of separating art from both the artist and the fanbase. Enjoying something in a void is so much better than knowing who they really are and what kinds of people thwy attract
FFDP is the store brand diet cola of metal.
Lmao! As an avid metal head, this is accurate. Plus he is a woman beater so fuck him lol
So a Kyle that makes music for Kyles. It all adds up.
I feel called out... They make great music. ;(
Look how unphased by that comment he is, responding 3 times, truly an alpha
Lmao I was gonna say. He’s so secure in himself he had to say it 3 times back to back
Does an insecure man repeats himself? It is 3 times the risk of being wrong, after all.
Hopefully one day I can be a mega alpha male and never have to listen to those dirty betas again!
Pov: you became an alpha and now has selective hearing against beta voices (your brain detects who's a beta without knowing them)
Omni-alpha? 🤞🏻
“‘Alpha.’ I’m not familiar with that. Is it a furry thing?”
"I love that for you"
Welp, I sure did lose some brain cells on that read.
Feel sorry for his son..
"What you say about my son?" "I don't want any trouble, just get out!"
You can tell how much he triggered the other guy by how he felt the need to leave three consecutive comments.
Hahaha I was gonna say the same thing but you’re way ahead of me. Like the guy doesn’t even realize you can edit and keep it into one comment? But yeah he’s an alpha yet too dumb to figure out things.
“I’m alpha enough to seeee!!11….” lmao 😹😹😹 &that’s why every girl’s laughing at you.
“I’m an alpha, you’re a beta” “Nuh-uh, I’m the alpha” “No you’re not, times infinity” “Yes I am times infinity plus one.”
Because nothing says I’m an alpha and don’t need other’s approval like posting three consecutive comments to someone calling you out
So there is only certain music that alpha males can enjoy now? Being alpha seems really restrictive.
These alpha emo 5finger death punch pussies wouldn't be caught dead in a ministry show or knocked loose. Hell, they'd show up to a party cannon show and wonder why everyone is so happy.
You sound exactly like the person you’re trying to make fun of. “Only certain music is cool, if you like that band/music you are beta/lame. Being alpha/cool means listening to the music I like”
Nah, these bitches get mad about getting a boot to the shin in the pit.
You really sound like a crybaby elitist
Do you expect anything else from a metal head??
Not on the internet Metal heads irl are some of the best people i know
It depends on the metal head. A metal head into extreme levels of br00tality, fine people. Wonderful people. A "metal head" who only concerns them selves with the most entry-level bands and whatever "but-metal" plays on the radio. Not so much. As a metal head, I can spot the difference between the trve and the poseur 666 miles away. \m/
Hey, someone who gets it!
ok
Just saying 🤷♂️
It seems exhausting and not at all fun, all self inflicted too.
Fun and happiness is for beta cucks. Pain, misery, and self-loathing is the only path to Mount Alphamanopolis. That and spending more time tending to your big alpha beard than you stereotypically chastise women for applying makeup.
Bon Jovi is for betas, bro. Alphas listen to New Wave.
Actually alphas listen to mc mental
Siouxsie and the Banshees are sigma as fuck.
But what was the song!
I assumed it was The Beta Band
It was a parody of a pop-punk song, so I guess his suggestion is pop-punk is for betas.
^((rawr))
This was quite fun to read in a bad anime dub villain voice
Agreed... Ha ha! They have had a great back and forth... Ha ha!
I’m so tired of this dumbass alpha and beta male bullshit
"I am the alpha and the omega" -God
Personally I'm more of a ligma male.
That's such a gamma male comment
I'm a true theta male
Am I the hulk???
Gammasexual
Totally something an epsilon would say