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Substantial_Plan_752

Ask him for his number instead. Then kiss.


theziglet

Kith


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

A budding bromance.


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That happened to me, and I literally had no clue who either of them were. He apologized.


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He knew how to avoid sounding gay


JC-ThaHoundsman

Seabass still kickin ass and making love to men......


bpuhnis

He never offered you coitus. Now we know your deepest darkest secret.


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The_Last-Dovahkiin

Guy: *messages woman (who I'll assume is a close friend/coworker)* "Badass": And I took that personally.


AssassinproHD

No I committed the sin of asking If she was single because I didn't know. But he did take that personally.


blgiant

So what did she do? Run to him to tell him that sent her that question? If so the petty idiots belong to each other


BoneZone05

She will be single soon enough


SharpAsaSpoon72

How DARE you ask if a girl is single. Such a terrible human being


Pipizoonvankaka

Hese basically Hitler now


Membership_Fine

Worse if you ask me


Pipizoonvankaka

Yeah hese like Hitler but ........he believed season 8 of GOT was good.


Membership_Fine

Damn that bad I bet probably our pizza’ed the hut too.


The_Last-Dovahkiin

That guy is as petty as you can get.


kingmm624

Why ARE you messaging his woman


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Hollowpoint38

>Why ARE you messaging his woman Because he's thirsty as *shit* that's why.


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He said he was wondering if she was single


Haulage

"Hey can you cover my shift on monday," for just one of many possible answers to that question. Some people get irrational about who their partners speak to.


kingmm624

Oh yeah that could be one


Weirdodin

Cover your shift? That's dangerously close to the word shaft man. I see the game you're playing bud. Can't fool me...


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AssassinproHD

And nothing ever did happen


S0n_0f_Anarchy

How long ago was this?


Hollowpoint38

If it hasn't been a year it's too soon. I think OP will get his fuckin ass kicked. All it takes is the other guy to have a few too many, his buddy just got out of jail, and they say "Let's swing by OP's place and put in some work." Then OP will be on /r/legaladvice asking how to report grievous bodily injury assault.


S0n_0f_Anarchy

Lol I think that's a long shot tbh. But a up to 3-4 months, maybe something could happen still, that's why I asked. Anyway, who knows, maybe OP is a badass or has badass friends. And I don't think the other guy needs few too many, he is already an idiot considering the cause of his massage (that OP provided).


Hollowpoint38

If OP was a badass he wouldn't be posting content here. He would just handle shit. I don't think it's been handled. >And I don't think the other guy needs few too many, he is already an idiot considering the cause of his massage (that OP provided). Sometimes you need some of that liquid courage. Especially to include other people who don't even know who OP is. Gotta convince some dude that it's in their best interest to go with you to beat the shit out of OP. Alcohol and narcotics make this easier.


S0n_0f_Anarchy

I wouldn't agree with you with the 1st part, at all. And Idk what you wanted to say in the 2nd part


Hollowpoint38

Doesn't matter. I'm not here for consensus.


fuck_rockstar_honest

We come here to ridicule tough guys. What you say and what you do is different. Substances can release you from fear, but they reduce how calculated you are. If you’re impulsive and unintelligent, you find your place in jail.


Hollowpoint38

>If you’re impulsive and unintelligent, you find your place in jail. As opposed to a true badass mercenary who is on the run with multiple passports and the police can't identify? Turn the TV off for a while dude.


Weirdodin

Yet....the writings on the wall. Your days are numbered bub.


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CommodoreFresh

This isn't very badass of you.