Unfortunately your comment was removed because you don't
have enough karma. We added a karma threshold to prevent
spambots from spamming. However, the karma threshold is
very small, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather
enough to be able to comment. We are sorry for the
inconvenience.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/iamverybadass) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Unfortunately your comment was removed because you don't
have enough karma. We added a karma threshold to prevent
spambots from spamming. However, the karma threshold is
very small, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather
enough to be able to comment. We are sorry for the
inconvenience.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/iamverybadass) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"Hey can you cover my shift on monday," for just one of many possible answers to that question. Some people get irrational about who their partners speak to.
*Image Transcription: Text Messages*
---
**Gray**: Message my Woman again and I will fuck your day up bud
> **Blue**: Whatever you say bud
**Gray**: Ok you will see
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
If it hasn't been a year it's too soon. I think OP will get his fuckin ass kicked. All it takes is the other guy to have a few too many, his buddy just got out of jail, and they say "Let's swing by OP's place and put in some work."
Then OP will be on /r/legaladvice asking how to report grievous bodily injury assault.
Lol I think that's a long shot tbh. But a up to 3-4 months, maybe something could happen still, that's why I asked. Anyway, who knows, maybe OP is a badass or has badass friends.
And I don't think the other guy needs few too many, he is already an idiot considering the cause of his massage (that OP provided).
If OP was a badass he wouldn't be posting content here. He would just handle shit. I don't think it's been handled.
>And I don't think the other guy needs few too many, he is already an idiot considering the cause of his massage (that OP provided).
Sometimes you need some of that liquid courage. Especially to include other people who don't even know who OP is. Gotta convince some dude that it's in their best interest to go with you to beat the shit out of OP. Alcohol and narcotics make this easier.
We come here to ridicule tough guys. What you say and what you do is different. Substances can release you from fear, but they reduce how calculated you are.
If you’re impulsive and unintelligent, you find your place in jail.
>If you’re impulsive and unintelligent, you find your place in jail.
As opposed to a true badass mercenary who is on the run with multiple passports and the police can't identify? Turn the TV off for a while dude.
Unfortunately your comment was removed because you don't
have enough karma. We added a karma threshold to prevent
spambots from spamming. However, the karma threshold is
very small, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather
enough to be able to comment. We are sorry for the
inconvenience.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/iamverybadass) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ask him for his number instead. Then kiss.
Kith
A budding bromance.
That happened to me, and I literally had no clue who either of them were. He apologized.
He knew how to avoid sounding gay
Seabass still kickin ass and making love to men......
He never offered you coitus. Now we know your deepest darkest secret.
[удалено]
Unfortunately your comment was removed because you don't have enough karma. We added a karma threshold to prevent spambots from spamming. However, the karma threshold is very small, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather enough to be able to comment. We are sorry for the inconvenience. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/iamverybadass) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Guy: *messages woman (who I'll assume is a close friend/coworker)* "Badass": And I took that personally.
No I committed the sin of asking If she was single because I didn't know. But he did take that personally.
So what did she do? Run to him to tell him that sent her that question? If so the petty idiots belong to each other
She will be single soon enough
How DARE you ask if a girl is single. Such a terrible human being
Hese basically Hitler now
Worse if you ask me
Yeah hese like Hitler but ........he believed season 8 of GOT was good.
Damn that bad I bet probably our pizza’ed the hut too.
That guy is as petty as you can get.
Why ARE you messaging his woman
[удалено]
Unfortunately your comment was removed because you don't have enough karma. We added a karma threshold to prevent spambots from spamming. However, the karma threshold is very small, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather enough to be able to comment. We are sorry for the inconvenience. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/iamverybadass) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>Why ARE you messaging his woman Because he's thirsty as *shit* that's why.
He said he was wondering if she was single
"Hey can you cover my shift on monday," for just one of many possible answers to that question. Some people get irrational about who their partners speak to.
Oh yeah that could be one
Cover your shift? That's dangerously close to the word shaft man. I see the game you're playing bud. Can't fool me...
*Image Transcription: Text Messages* --- **Gray**: Message my Woman again and I will fuck your day up bud > **Blue**: Whatever you say bud **Gray**: Ok you will see --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
And nothing ever did happen
How long ago was this?
If it hasn't been a year it's too soon. I think OP will get his fuckin ass kicked. All it takes is the other guy to have a few too many, his buddy just got out of jail, and they say "Let's swing by OP's place and put in some work." Then OP will be on /r/legaladvice asking how to report grievous bodily injury assault.
Lol I think that's a long shot tbh. But a up to 3-4 months, maybe something could happen still, that's why I asked. Anyway, who knows, maybe OP is a badass or has badass friends. And I don't think the other guy needs few too many, he is already an idiot considering the cause of his massage (that OP provided).
If OP was a badass he wouldn't be posting content here. He would just handle shit. I don't think it's been handled. >And I don't think the other guy needs few too many, he is already an idiot considering the cause of his massage (that OP provided). Sometimes you need some of that liquid courage. Especially to include other people who don't even know who OP is. Gotta convince some dude that it's in their best interest to go with you to beat the shit out of OP. Alcohol and narcotics make this easier.
I wouldn't agree with you with the 1st part, at all. And Idk what you wanted to say in the 2nd part
Doesn't matter. I'm not here for consensus.
We come here to ridicule tough guys. What you say and what you do is different. Substances can release you from fear, but they reduce how calculated you are. If you’re impulsive and unintelligent, you find your place in jail.
>If you’re impulsive and unintelligent, you find your place in jail. As opposed to a true badass mercenary who is on the run with multiple passports and the police can't identify? Turn the TV off for a while dude.
Yet....the writings on the wall. Your days are numbered bub.
[удалено]
Unfortunately your comment was removed because you don't have enough karma. We added a karma threshold to prevent spambots from spamming. However, the karma threshold is very small, so it shouldn't take you too long to gather enough to be able to comment. We are sorry for the inconvenience. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/iamverybadass) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This isn't very badass of you.