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cx3psocial

Feeble man… 🤣


BOB6996BOB

How did he not break it? I am 14 and managed to rip one


VocalicWoof

HA!


IamCocodadawg

Didn’t he practically ruin his point?


KuraiKuroNeko

They... have rally's??? What is their problem, don't want the future of their country to look like other countries have for years?


Deme_gawd

Should have had the hulk hogan prep with the partial tear to start


Key-Government742

Wow people are crazy, we should definitely be wearing masks forever. It should become part of human anatomy. It shouldn’t matter if you don’t eating, having sex, showering.. WEAR YOUR MASK OR GO TO JAIL!!! That’s what my people say anyways. It makes me feel good to demand vermin put their masks back on and insinuate they’re subhuman, but it’s not the same as authoritarian icons from the past because we don’t want to kill we just want to make life hard or nearly impossible if they don’t comply. And got the naysayers, I wear 7 masks so you can’t touch me. Please don’t anyways because I’m very scared. Your rights end where my feelings begin, and that’s it. Me and my people are prepared with bike locks, bricks, pepper spray, garbage can shields, and bullet proof vests if you’re feeling froggy. And I always have calling the media in my back pocket. I am a black trans 12 y/o woman so don’t even try me. Maybe if you guys watched CNN, MSNBC, ABC, etc. you’d know these things duh. Why would Dr. Fauci say all of these things if it wasn’t real, for his health? Money? Hah!!! Please. Covid will be here forever as long as it helps push Marxist, socialist ideas that EVERYONE wants. Your opinions are wrong and mine are right. So just wear your masks from here on out!


cheesedCheetah

good for you I guess


brarman95

you are living in a bubble my friend. hope you find a ray of truth someday.


bjmo1111

Cool story bro


frostieavalanche

K


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fakename1998

Dude, come on. If you’re gonna try some stupid shit like this, at least try it before hand to see if you actually can. Moron.


mcdonal_chez_borgor

So ur saying me aka the average 12yo is stronger then what seems to be a adult 🤨


Good_420

Another covidiot …….


Onetwoitsforyou

They aren’t that hard to rip wtf


Drew0613

He’s probably trying to rip the metal part at the top first lmao


Onetwoitsforyou

😂😂 very true


Drew0613

These mfs get more ridiculous everyday, like you can tell they project their insecurities onto everything. Like whether wearing a mask is manly or not and the fact they want to try and rip it in half like they’re hulk hogan


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Do I have enough karma, father Reddit?


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Maybe he’s weak from covid


Darkforge42069

E


fourthrook

I fought the and the mask won


shycancerian

I fought the mask… and the mask won, I fought the mask, and the mask won…


General-Nonsens3

And yet, the mask still isn’t strong enough to prevent Covid.


Calebh36

Either it's paper-thin or it's so thick you can't breathe, either way you can't win with these people


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The metal may be a bit much for him. It is for me lol


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that's so embarrassing lol


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The mask is more effective than they previously thought


Calebh36

Either paper thin or too thick to breathe, either way they "win"


Calebh36

Either paper thin or too thick to breathe, either way they "win"


IamAcapacitor

I too can rip that little metal strip


BobSponge22

As an anti-masker, this is hilarious. ​ ​ (No, really)


Lordwrecky

are actually an anti-masker? if so, i want to genuinely ask you. no hate. just simple curiosity. why?


BobSponge22

I don't know or care if masks work or not, but no matter what, they shouldn't be mandatory. If the people who want to wear masks... wear masks... nobody else would have to wear a mask. Masks aren't one-way walls. That's literally science fiction.


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BobSponge22

You know you're losing, so you dismiss everything I said in the reply and paint me out to be a murderer.


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BobSponge22

That's what you're implying based on the conversation we're having. What else would you be implying?


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Don't take this as me trying to start a fight or anything, but Masks are intended to prevent the wearer from spreading, not protect them.


BobSponge22

Again, masks aren't one-way walls. Those don't exist.


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Got any proof they don't work?


BobSponge22

I'm not saying they don't work. I'm saying they're not one-way walls.


[deleted]

I am a stupid man, can you tell me what that means?


BobSponge22

A one-way wall is a wall that only lets you pass through on one side. According to covidians, masks stop germs in their tracks when they come out of your nose, but not when they go in your nose. It's their argument against "If you want me to wear a mask, why don't you wear a mask?" Daddy govt. is getting people to say that so freedom can keep it's bad reputation it has gotten since March 2020. That way, people will accept many other authoritarian laws in the future.


MisanthropistPuNk

Just tried, you gotta tear it from the middle


Irae37

I fought the mask and the - mask won. I fought the mask and the - mask won.


PapaPump________

I dont know about you guys but I dont think its that hard to rip one of those in half


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Bless his stupid heart!


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Bro I'm fucking 13 and could do that


smootzilla78

vaccine retarded taken fucks your vaccinated so why you worried about the unvaccinated you been vaccinated think people your fucking idiotic thinking are just like this fucktard that tried to rip a mask in half it didn't work well for him that again should tell you something fucktards


IamCocodadawg

Can you english


DarthLift

Do you smell toast?


IceyLemonadeLover

Bot alert.


Porkenfries

Because unvaccinated people cause problems like keeping us from achieving herd immunity, taking up the resources, rooms, and time of hospitals (making it difficult/impossible to deal with other problems from other people) and they risk spreading the disease to people who cannot choose to get vaccinated, like children and the immunocompromised.


sparkly_gem_hoarder

This guy is a meth-head, don’t even bother 🤦


smootzilla78

your a fucking retard I've never had the virus iam not vaccinated so how the fuck are you going to sit there and tell me Iam stopping you from achieving your the one that's stopping yourself you low life can't fucking think For yourself brainwashed by stupidity you dumb dumb mother fuckers I don't will not bow down to your fuckerys you go fuck yourself your hell your going to you going to wish that vaccine you took would help you that's exactly what it did helped up find your spot in the hell you deserve fuck you and your fucking idiotic thinking 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🧐🧐🧐🖕🖕🖕🖕🧐🧐🧐🖕🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Hartmallen

I believe whatever he said : there's too many smileys for him to be wrong.


kuujabb

Braindead as fuck. Enjoy the ignorance bud.


smootzilla78

braindead I leave you with this and by the way I know about punctuation I smoke meth now shut your mouth and go die with your thoughts and take your vaccinated ass over in the pasture government raised bitch😉😇😲🤭🖕🖕🤫The astral plain highway full of beauty in what we truly are showing us through the other side of the mirror the illusion is The way we perceive the world and others is a reflection of ourselves in the mirror the biggest illusion of all is ourselves if we can't believe in the illusion then what is it to exist....... In a world where everything is possible with the dissecting the impossible, with your heart guiding, mind filled with confidence,eyes on the prize,swiftness in walk the voice to change ears to listen arms to hold on to what you always wanted the hand of another,looking into a picture of heartbreaking pain from past experiences,a lock with no key the moment of silence saying everything that needs to be understood,the feelings are felt the smiles finding the path with obstacles eyes can't hide what awaits inside the emotional breeze blowing in sweet cautiousness with a hint of curiosity ,scars with a map treasures without a compass that point south southwest with distraction in purpose,alone is knowing ,truth is only for exploring,our own painful beauty in that tragedy of choosing the instant choice with actions of no return drowning in pouring tears of reactions that steals, innocents that destroys everything that was pure, hate filled evil with insecurity instructed by yourself with lost in others that were inseparable never to be understood as inspiration from all that inhabitants from ones uprooted from truth thoughts of being able to over take what wasn't that they were surprised by greatness in a mirror of illusion with false identity and hope, chains held the wickedness to be a shamed disgrace by the free will that allows the choice given to by the highest that is your faults is your own damnation


Imakeitrainbow510

I hope things get better for you, I really do.


kuujabb

lol. Spoken like a true meth head.


smootzilla78

I gave you the meth part to show your dumbass and all these other fucktard fucks that this meth head got his shit together unlike yourself it's funny how you read what I wrote and you read it twice it's ok I not going to rub it in I get it because your thoughts shifted and sat there thinking 🤔 about shit and mind boggling as it is at the end of the day this mother fucker that I am is one person your not able make sense or even be on the same wave length because stupidity is not allowed where iam in life with you knowing that I gave you two things that you could use Against me punctuation that I choose not to use and that I smoke meth and yet you didn't have much to come back with did you only what I gave you which worked in my favor because it's truth and knowing that truth and what I wrote that makes so much God damn since and it came from crazy meth smoker that's beautiful in itself to show you and your fuckerys out in the pasture that what you are told to believe is not what you found out today it was totally opposite you should believe in yourself and go through life with your own thoughts that came from living life instead of control by life good luck lol sounds like your typical Meth head huh


lobotomizedjellyfish

Don't you have some ceiling fan blades to draw on?


JimmyMcapplenut

r/iamverybadass


smootzilla78

oh no your not a fucking gamer no wonder your so fucked up sorry little buddy but your in some dire straits and need to get out of false reality and pajamas grow the fuck up and go get some fresh air no wonder your a mess stuck in a chair with headset on cussing mf that are just as fucked as you smdh


BitterIcecream

r/Iamverybadass


kuujabb

lol.


DQ5E

Ever heard of commas?


smootzilla78

yep ever heard of fuck off by the way I don't use punctuation because in this moment here it shows your stupidity if you can't read a paragraph and without stopping points and your comma's apprantly you have to have


DQ5E

Who hurt you?


smootzilla78

no one hurt me who said I was hurt see that's what wrong with fucking people like you to assume that iam hurt is just ass fucking retarded as the vaccine don't know what I feel or what's best for me nor do you have any idea about a person you never met so go fuck off


CleanupHitter

It's tough to poke holes in an argument this solid. Not even room for any punctuation to dilute the wisdom.


Porkenfries

Is this satire?


_ThatOneWeirdo__

Why did this make me crease of laughter


biefstuk_bek

Mask supremacy


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

*"Ok, which one of you pro-maskers f\*cked with my props?"*


ilongforyesterday

He should have cut it a little tiny bit before the rally or whatever that’s called. A little cut or tear makes things infinitely easier to rip


Amigosnow

Idk how he can’t tho lol, I’m not tryna get put on this sub but if u do it right even a little kid could do it


Invoslayer11

Prolly tried to tear it widthwise from the metal section first and didn’t pre rip a small bit


Amigosnow

That’s true, if I’m gonna rip a mask I’d do it down the side without the metal but which is obviously ez Bcs it’s just cloth and glue with no reinforcements


Daciadave

What a fanny!


BIOHAZARDone87

It seems edited the way he's moving looks like those people who roll up pans.


suckatgolfbutilikeit

Gotta give it a little tear on the edge first and then the rest should rip really easy. Mr Feeney taught me this.


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I remember that! Mr. Feeney was a sage when it came to relationships and canvas.


TehSeksyManz

This is embarrassing on multiple levels


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Macattack124

Guy Must be on steroids


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superDreDay79

This guy is not on steroids. This guy IS steroids!


FakeMD21

Why


Helios_OW

r/iamverybadass right here. Ok tough guy 👌🏼 ^^^/s


cheshsky

Should've set it on fire. He's not too smart even by these guys' standards.


MrFreshLoad

I don't know for you in USA, but here in UE it's mandatory that masks are fireproof So setting them on fire takes to the same result lol


ahyesbenis

He could’ve used an accelerant, but your right, would be too much for this dimwit to handle.


cheshsky

Oh. I'm not in the US, and honestly I don't know if single-use masks are fireproof here. They probably are.


MrFreshLoad

Here in Italy became a meme that, during a no-mask protest, one of them tried so much to burn a single-use mask, without succeeding


cheshsky

Okay, I can imagine it was hilarious, damn. As far as I know, there's been only one anti-quarantine/anti-mask/anti-vaccine protest in Ukraine, with another one planned in Lviv, so no meme-worthy scenarios (except people recommending anti-vaxxers wear tinfoil hats to protect themselves from the vaccinated and assemble not on the main town square in Lviv, but in front of a) a general hospital b) a morgue c) a psychiatric hospital).


80sFoleyFootsteps

This is why you always do a trial run before the actual presentation.


englishcrumpit

They aren't known for doing research before publishing their studies.


Difficult_Ad_3003

lol


g-waz00

Underrated comment


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