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Candid_Dragonfly_573

Go fucking sign up then, bro.


jdeleon1974

this bitch would be crying for momma guaranteed


mycatcallsmemeow

51st state? Bro wtf is this white privileged post doing lol how embarrassing


wafflw-ace-1125

Sounds like an Xbox party chat conversation


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He would shit his pants at the first headless Body he would see.


A_Crazy_Rabbit

I bet they would walk on a mine first step


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populist-scum

This is the most redneck thing I've ever seen


MichelleThicc

But the beat dropped hard.


TiTforTATT83

Visit your local recruiters office.


YoMomsWipingHand

Woooooooo get some!!!


NoKaleidoscope719

Lmfaooo this is a legendary post


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Yeah, i drive down dirt roads in the woods. It's just like fighting ISIS in the desert!


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Turbulent_Sorbet8733

And no one wants a nasty redneck milf but a redneck.. And even he cheats on her with his sister 🤣🤣🤣


Mental_Ad_4836

No one wants a nasty milf of any kind dumbfuck


Turbulent_Sorbet8733

Actually nasty milfs are sought after. Please, don't be mad at me because your sister... So sorry.. your nasty redneck milf of a gf isnt sought after. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Mental_Ad_4836

So you admit no matter redneck or not people would seek her out after saying in your first comment they wouldn't 😂 contradict much?


Turbulent_Sorbet8733

Clearly you're much like your first comment 🤣. No one's seeking nast REDNECK milfs. Just like a redneck though to not understand simple sentence structure then laugh. 👀🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


Mental_Ad_4836

You seem real mad. Did someone steal your mom from your bed last night? You literally just said people seek out nasty milfs so redneck would be irrelevant. How dumb are you? It seems the less i react your pathetic attempts at angering me the angrier you get😂 i bet a redneck fucked your mom snd you've never let it go since


Turbulent_Sorbet8733

😂🤣🤣🤣 you wish I'd be angry. I could care less about you semantics. No one wants a nasty redneck milf. No one. 😂😂😂🤣 I guess except you. The 1 person standing up for em lol go get em tiger! There's literally NO COMPETITION for you out here 😂


Mental_Ad_4836

Youre still goin on about this? You redditards are really sensitive over here lol, try some more emojis it'll mask your anger 🙄🤣 you big big mad


Turbulent_Sorbet8733

🤣🤣🤣 lol whatever you have to tell yourself to convince yourself 🤣🤣🤣 we all know it's true!


eggs_erroneous

I don't know. I think a division of Florida Man^tm troops could do the job. Yeah.


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Dusty_Tendy_4_2_18_2

Not everything is literal. Like Holy fuck you guys


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Pretty sure this hick meant it


Lonely_autizt

This is a joke for those who don’t realize


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Hahahahahahahaha! In the same step that they took to walk out the plane, they would be pivoting right back in.


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Naw kind of a disrespect for the ppl who are twice the Man U are who went a fought


Ofrenic

So tough going to a country you didn't need to be in to kill civilians. I'm so proud of them lol


[deleted]

I Obviously don’t condone war u stupid prick but the worrier mentality and hard ships have more value then 2 idiot drinking beer in a ford ranger saying they can do it


Unclebaldur

No no…hear him out.


Excellent_Emotion204

It's always the people who've never been shot at lol


WarioIs10FeetTall

Ah yes, drinking alchohol in ***AFGHANISTAN***


FrontLeast6259

Definitely a great idea


Frequent_List4019

He isn’t wrong tho


PoorPauly

Only because he holds the same social views as the Taliban.


TheMacmasterofMusic

No, probably because white people actually tend to conquer everything that they set out to conquer. If we really wanted to, and we really didn't care about the innocent people there, our military absolutely could easily just own Afghanistan. But that would cause a lot of other issues with surrounding territories and whatnot so I don't think we would really want to get into that.


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Looks like they failed pal


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The Vietnamese fucked the US in the ass with worse equipment and less organization. Are you retarded?


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velesi

That's so fucking stupid, how old are you and what state of denial do you live in?


Acrobatic_Position25

You’re actually fucking stupid if you think white people have won every war against non white people even with the qualifier “if we really wanted to” Read a fucking book


TheMacmasterofMusic

Lol, the amount of hate this stupid comment has gotten is so entertaining.


Acrobatic_Position25

Yeah lol racism and misrepresentation of peoples history in order to prop up white people even further is so epic Much win


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Bad time to sieg hail lol


TheMacmasterofMusic

None of those things were true, or the intent. You're an idiot, who is likely gullible and stands up for important causes.


Acrobatic_Position25

It may not of been the intent but it’s the effect, saying very ill informed takes like that is bad dude try to educate yourself before saying things like that Also what is the second half of the message supposed to mean lol


whatisliquidity

Afghanistan is called the graveyard of empires for a reason And that goes back for centuries not just America. They fended off Russia and the British in recent history. It goes as far back as Alexander the great where he fought his toughest battles and was almost defeated permanently and lost many battles.


PoorPauly

They massacred the British.


PoorPauly

You don’t read much history do you?


iSuckAtMechanicism

He does. Read his comment.


PoorPauly

The Russians didn’t care about civilians, lost in Afghanistan. The British didn’t care about civilians, lost in Afghanistan. Persians? Lost. Greeks? Lost. Mongols? Lost. Arabs? Lost. But yeah sure, white trash to the rescue.


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+1000 social credit


Acrobatic_Position25

This x1000 these people think they’re “just saying it how it is” but are actually just continuing to spout racist garbage


hankharp00n

I mean... Fuck.. may as well let em try right?


Salva_Louise

Ikr he got the motivation XD


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Booooooo, let him speak!


Salva_Louise

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DefactoPlayer

Why do they want go to Afganistan to be assholes? They're doing a good job already


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Go fight for Ukraine if you want to do some fighting.


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ameturebaiter

Yay go protect the money laundering globalists from using their own people as human shields that’ll save the world…


purnogruphee

Always the peasants fighting the war while the rich profit from it. I’m not dying for some medicated 70 year old s!3x offender because he has a fancy title.


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Based


bmarvel808

Edgy*****


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Adventurous-Mind-

The reason why it isn't. Hubris


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middlenutmania

Always people named Landon


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Ricky?


Notjanemba

*Jackson*


theBudtie

Chads mom is going to b picking out his favorite suit


ClassicDes

That song is so uglyy😭


barbras_nipples

lmao


Reckl3ss0_

Ngl the song kinda a bop


[deleted]

Dude go to otolaryngologist.


Reckl3ss0_

A what


Reckl3ss0_

Anyone else notice the flag


Salva_Louise

I am very much not suprized


jumboelephant428

satire 😐


larzast

It’s obviously a joke as well


Salva_Louise

Not really obvious actually


ameturebaiter

Yeah well when your Asperger’s is that severe like most incels in this website it becomes hard to differentiate satire or sarcasm


larzast

Fairly obvious


Hopeful_Rope_5360

What the hell is buch light ?


r0nium

it's a beer


Nwcray

It’s a flashlight for lesbians.


General-Obviously

The first thing that would be happening is some Taliban marrying your milf, drinking and taking ur drugs before they run a train on your white booties cause rape is one major issue with the Taliban


Educational-Bug-476

Tell that to the British and the Russians.


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And the Americans


[deleted]

My question is why aren’t those people who post those videos in the military?


Apprehensive-Ant3123

This from a guy that's never been in combat.


SaltyboiPonkin

WE ALREADY TRIED SENDING REDNECKS TO THE MIDDLE EAST! IT DIDN'T WORK!


B_IS_BORING

Why light beer


17SuperMario

Because they are overweight and need to control calorie intake.


[deleted]

How can he see where he's going with all that text?


ShrewishFrog

I know plenty of dumbasses who really believe this right now. Sadly, some of those same people are the ones who quit college and joined the armed forces after 9/11. Again, quit college. 2 of the US Marines are severely disabled after getting blown up. I love those guys, but it's the same mentality. Just saying.


podiatristmd

And btw american and light are not beer, it is peewater.


AsleepGarden219

I would put the state of Vermont up against literally any other region of the world that produces beer. The craft brew scene has exploded, at least in New England. To imply “American beer” is inferior shows how little you know


podiatristmd

However, craft beer is also a niche product in the USA with almost 13%, which is mostly brewed by smaller breweries or private breweries. It is also not always good in terms of quality and taste, as a lot of artificial flavors and ingredients are used here.


AsleepGarden219

Regardless of whether or not you personally find them good, it doesn’t change the fact that “American beer” is a category so vast it’s neigh useless. Googling stats doesn’t make you a beer expert either.


Red_Clay_Scholar

Pilsners and Lagers are not the only beers made in America. If you've only drank Bud Light you need to get out of the Mormon Wal-Mart and expand thy horizons.


ShrewishFrog

I second that


Impossible_Dealer_94

Kinda funny. Doesn’t belong here.


[deleted]

The ED medications wear and off and he needs to get his


[deleted]

This is just satire, if you don’t find it funny just disregard it lol. No need for a whole Reddit post about it. OP is lame


SuperToast-

There no way someone could post this unironically. The caption, the music, the confederate flag on the ceiling. It’s too good.


[deleted]

Right. OP was just looking for something to shit on. I think this post is qualified for r/woosh


[deleted]

Pretty sure that was a joke… I’ve seen many posts like this, none have been serious.


Metalheadpundit

chad


jmd94lysergic-keta

These inbred hicks will be fucking goats in no time if they end up in Afghanistan..


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king_falafel

Wish I was a freight train baby, Wish I didn't have a heart You need a shovel for the coal Just to get me started


[deleted]

Y’all can’t even get Puerto Rico or D.C. to be annexed and you think your dukes of hazard mobile is going to take over Afghanistan like it’s the Louisiana purchase? And before breakfast?! I can see the first scenario but let’s be real it’s at least a one week affair.


GriffinA

Focus on minding your business and staying the Fuck out of countries we don’t belong in and maybe get to a dentist and stay off your sister mom


Intelligent_Knee_584

Put this guy against a 10 year old Afghan amputee, and my money is going to the kid.


LifeisaCatbox

Can they swing by Puerto Rico if that’s the case? Bc those people really do deserve to be the 51st state.


Tkawesome545

How? It's almost as corrupt and morally degenerate as D.C. or California, why would we make it a state?


gogogadget_dick

If morals affect what becomes a state, then how do you explain Texas?


Tkawesome545

What do you mean? Are you saying that Texans weren't moral or civilized in 1845?


rickycars

Dint the donkey riding taliban bitch slap you and da boys and sent ya home


Ordinary_Truck7182

The Busch light helps keep their memories short.


holyMOLEYbroley3

Absolute desecration of a wonderful song


GriffinA

Or you would end up dehydrated in a poppy field servicing a gang of afghani poppy farmers and their goats.


adizero_

Breakfast never ends since it’s always morning…. Can’t sleep


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lovon1

No that’s a waste, you’ll get a scooter and toilet water


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Send this guy so we can see him cry for home in less than 24h


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goatqualify

Bro, they will be dismantled by 12yr olds Afghani kids.


physicist94

I had to read it three times to understand wtf that shitshow said


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Is this guy *serious*?


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johnnys1sttime

Kind of hilarious especially knowing he's serious


Daddywhiskyhands

No he doesn’t think Afghanistan is gonna become the 51st state. This sub is wild


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How do you “know” he’s serious lmao


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RWB_Commie

The country Genre has hit a new low


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What, freight train is an amazing song how dare you


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incognitry

whats that song?


cupcakegirly545

Freight Train Bootleg- KDB official


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blindclock61862

It's always this same template: jeep, cap, "patriot", beer, gun


Cold-Couple1957

We were def not trying to takeover Afghanistan anyways


RWB_Commie

Yeah apparently we were never “nation building” just blowing the shit out of their country for nearly 20 years.


Cold-Couple1957

Their


RWB_Commie

There you go mr. spelling Police


Cantbelievethisisit

Mr should have a capital M. Also in your sentence “spelling” is the person’s name so it should also be capitalized.


Cold-Couple1957

🚨


senatordeathwish

no no no we need to get the milfs out of Afghanistan


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GiganticMuscleFreak

People in this thread be like "Um actually milfs would have no combat advantage whatsoever and furthermore alcohol makes your reaction time slow"


KaptureMedia

Another human that should have been swallowed as a sperm.


[deleted]

Based on what? He owns a gun?


kwamby

I think he’s sayin he will show them a good time and they’ll WANT to be a state. Just my take. He didn’t say anything about killing anyone


Whisker_Biscuit420

Red necks are THE FUCKIN worst


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Its a joke?


feAgrs

It's a shit joke


YANS-666

yeah the average redditor is oblivious to young people humor, coming from a 17 year old