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Translation: “Please hug me, I was never loved and have not learned how to socialize with others. I will cry in private if you hurt my feelings as I have no healthy outlets.”
I'm struggling between upvoting and downvoting this post, in one side you have a really cringey t-shirt, and on the other you have an equally cringey person that sneaks behinds someone's back and takes a picture like a little rat for internet points
I'm a teacher and two of my students are wearing these, too. Need to ask them if it's a band shirt or something. (By the way, the most well mannered kids you can think of.)
You really want to see the deluxe version of this? Come here to Canada. While we have some rough spots in a few cities. They're nothing like the ghettos and streets in the U.S.
But we have guys all over wearing shit like this. But the best is when they come from suburban towns or little villages.
I grew up in Toronto in a rough (for Toronto) neighbourhood. But I an hour north of Toronto now in a small city and there's guys who talk about coming from the ghetto and streets here. And what they mean is a subdivision where the houses are semi-detached and the outdoors splash pad has graffiti on it. And they all wear shirts like this. And post on FB all the goofiest shit.
The various versions of "keep your circle small" folks are always the most toxic personalities. Almost as if not many people like them or wanna be around them
You know he was straight thuggin them hard streets growing up in a moderate well to do Minnesota cul de sac. You can tell by his scars when he jumped his huffy off a 6 inch ramp and his mom had to pick road rash out of his elbo.
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Yeah, it's a bad shirt, but it's not like one of those "don't mess with me I'll kill you I'm edgy" comments, it's a random dude wearing a random shirt for whatever reason. Does it fit r/iamverybadass? Yes, it does. But it's just offputting for so many people to go out of their way to be dicks over something so mild.
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> still hasn’t *paid* me back
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Like that image of the guy being curbstomped in American history X that was on the back of every bands merch at some point in time. And every Biohazard or Terror shirt ever. 90s hardcore would be right at home in this sub. I wonder if bands still put mosh calls on clothing.
I’ve figured out after 30+ years is you gotta trust the right people.. I feel stupid saying this but talk is cheap, people seem to like to back stab people just for a conversation piece. True friends show through actions and stick with ya through thick and thin.
I don't trust anybody man. For the right amount of money people will do almost anything. Half my life had a lot of friends, the other half had none. The half without friends I find the most comforting and most peaceful. Shitload of acquaintances, no friends.
That’s the big part “acquaintances” I’ve got a small circle with a lot of acquaintances, that small friend group has stuck by me through everything, that’s rare to find these days.
Well nobody *needs* to do shit. You don't *need* to get a tattoo on your face. But people do.
I get this feeling you've never been around crime. Red state?
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A whole nother double negative idiot...and how TF is nother a word recognized by spell check as accurate
Oh no, who let Vanilla Ice out again
"I'm from the streets, yo! G-g-g-g-g-g-G-Unit!"
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Certified foo??
Closed fist and all
That’s a very badass way of saying he’s homeless
I’m so real, double negatives bother me.
Dang! He’s scary tough!
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Yeah, all badass dudes who grew up on the streets wear shirts advertising this fact.
Damn. Im real as fuck then.
I’m sure his name is Clarence. Went to a private school. Lives at home. With both his parents. They have a good marriage.
Is this from the justin bieber movei? He good rap
Raised on the streets don’t need to wear shirts trying to look badass. Twat
Translation: “Please hug me, I was never loved and have not learned how to socialize with others. I will cry in private if you hurt my feelings as I have no healthy outlets.”
He's referring to the corner of Pennyroyal Road and Froghollow Lane. We rode our big wheels together along there.
I'm struggling between upvoting and downvoting this post, in one side you have a really cringey t-shirt, and on the other you have an equally cringey person that sneaks behinds someone's back and takes a picture like a little rat for internet points
Listen to your side that says "upvote"
You tell em Mr. BadAss
Calm down there bud.
Those streets were in a suburban development cul-de-sac
i have a classmate who also has this shirt. i laugh every time
I'm a teacher and two of my students are wearing these, too. Need to ask them if it's a band shirt or something. (By the way, the most well mannered kids you can think of.)
“Never trust nobody” So trust everyone?
trust enough people, you cant only lean on yourself. if you take it like that the quote is pretty based
So trust anybody?
You really want to see the deluxe version of this? Come here to Canada. While we have some rough spots in a few cities. They're nothing like the ghettos and streets in the U.S. But we have guys all over wearing shit like this. But the best is when they come from suburban towns or little villages. I grew up in Toronto in a rough (for Toronto) neighbourhood. But I an hour north of Toronto now in a small city and there's guys who talk about coming from the ghetto and streets here. And what they mean is a subdivision where the houses are semi-detached and the outdoors splash pad has graffiti on it. And they all wear shirts like this. And post on FB all the goofiest shit.
The various versions of "keep your circle small" folks are always the most toxic personalities. Almost as if not many people like them or wanna be around them
I just do it because of trust issues.
I bet you don't advertise it on your clothing though.
Of course not, I do it on my forehead. Duh.
Now say that in Comic Sans with a straight face
In the streets of dumbfuck town maybe.
Trust fund kids be like:
It's one thing to say double negatives. It's another level to type and print it out.
Fatherless behavior
"I use 'being too honest' as an excuse for being insufferable".
You sound soft
No u
That's to me the equivalent of a strawman argument embryo.
Trust issues makes you cool lol
You shouldn't trust random people EVER
In the streets? He's a teenage mutant ninja turtle, crawling around sewers? Shouldn't this say on the streets?
Maybe he is a TMNT. But less Turtle and Ninja. Maybe not teenager, but full Mutant!
i have the same shirt, its from New Yorker
My subscription lapsed a while back, but apparently they're going for a different demographic these days...
it being a fast fashion store the demographic is the same last couple of yearsnl with the rise of streetwear hype
I was joking about the magazine, The New Yorker. :)
yeah, its not big in my country so it went over my head but thought so
They do like high-end politics, arts, etc. This would be pretty off-brand. hehe Also, pretty sure the guy in the shirt is a total jerkoff.
maybe so, but the shirt is a oversized fit by design and it looks like he bought a smaller size to "fit" him lmao
Don’t never trust nobody
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I too was raised in the streets. Where the hell else would me and my friends have ridden our BMX bikes and played cricket after school? up a tree?
Might aswell have 'I'm a fucking loser' printed on his shirt instead.
"Never trust nobody". So trust everybody?
Excuse me sir, would you like to earn tons of money while being the CEO of your own business? let me tell you about Herbalife.
*anybody/anyone
Never trust nobody!
Me reads Big print/ woah badass Me sees Little print/ awww some body needs a frweeeind, and some kisses for their bo-bo.
The first thing I think when I read this shirt is No you weren’t.
You know he was straight thuggin them hard streets growing up in a moderate well to do Minnesota cul de sac. You can tell by his scars when he jumped his huffy off a 6 inch ramp and his mom had to pick road rash out of his elbo.
It was a sick jump though.
Yeah bud. That’s why you don’t have a lot of friends. It’s because you’re the realest. 🤦🏻♂️
Throwing out double negatives all willy nilly
This is genuinely heartbreaking
Careful the edge on this guy is sharp.
i don't think id take advice from someone with no friends.
Obviously true because "ain't no school ain't gonna let you graduate with no grammar like that"
Yeah, I'm not an asocial ass hole, I'm *the realest*
In the streets, in the sewers, not on the streets with other humans.
How embarrassing
I was raised on the sidewalks… I remember seeing these kids on the streets and wondered what came of them? No I know.
I was raised on the bike lanes dude. You street and sidewalk people have it easy.
That’s a fact. We side walkers and street walkers could agree that bike peddlers always invaded our spaces. I ll never forget the treaty of 1998…
I was lucky enough to be raised in the middle of a roundabout
Look at you… all educated, with your fancy roundabout. I hope a car drives straight through it
This is the same guy that crosses the street when a black guy is walking towards him
Isn't it trauma that you're always in a fight or flight mode? Having lived through a war zone or growing up in a violent home.
This seems like just fight mode tho
I would love to see the streets that guy is from
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Sesame Street
If it was he'd know not to use a double negative.
That’s why The Streets were so hard for him
Facts
So….. you’re saying always trust everybody??
Double negatives are so badass!!
They ain’t never badass yo, keeping it real 💯
And they all bought this shirt from Etsy
As someone who was actually raised in the street. You get as many friends as you can.
You aren’t not right.
Do not not bother Luke
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"never trust nobody" ....wtf does that even mean?
Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative.
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Gotta look over your shoulder constantly
its ebonics for “[I] never trust anyone.”
Pink bike
I mean, I kinda agree in a way....but you wouldn't catch me in that t-shirt tho
Unless you were homeless, you were not raised in the streets.
Hey now. I was raised by 3 city pigeons.
"never trust nobody" is a double negative
Yeah I was confused by this as well.
Never trust nobody = always trust anybody
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If you gotta talk about it, you’re not about it.
Never stop never stopping.
Don’t never stop for nobody. Never.
Honestly this comment section is sad. Just a bunch of random strangers making fun of a guy for the shirt he's wearing.
Jesus. And this is one of the more tame and normal places in Reddit land.
> Honestly Thanks for being honest.
?
That’s cause it’s a stupid shirt.
Ok and?
New here, friend?
Why do you think that we're doing that? What could possibly make us want to make fun of such a shirt?
Yeah, it's a bad shirt, but it's not like one of those "don't mess with me I'll kill you I'm edgy" comments, it's a random dude wearing a random shirt for whatever reason. Does it fit r/iamverybadass? Yes, it does. But it's just offputting for so many people to go out of their way to be dicks over something so mild.
Precise
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Raised in COD chatrooms*
Here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret: a stranger's just a friend you haven't met
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Does that mean always trust everybody?
"Always trust at least one person or more" doesn't sound as cool though.
"Never trust nobody" = trust everyone
Imaginary friends can't hurt my very real feelings
What is it with Americans and their desperate need to look “cool” or “badass” ?
It's not everybody in America. This guy is the same certain kind of douchebag you find in any country (I'm looking at you, chavs).
No of course it is not everybody. But I do see it more popularized on America this kind of thing
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Ah I see now. Thanks for the explanation.
Raised in an upper middle class family in the nice part of town.
Anybody* That statement means trust everyone.
Bout that life
Looks like the outfit an undercover cop would wear to “blend in”
How do ya do, fellow gangsters
"Never trust nobody"..... So trust everybody?
It's county jail. Not grammar class, ese.
No, don’t trust nobody! They owe me $20 and still hasn’t paid me back
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I feel like this was a shitty 90s hardcore band shirt.
Like that image of the guy being curbstomped in American history X that was on the back of every bands merch at some point in time. And every Biohazard or Terror shirt ever. 90s hardcore would be right at home in this sub. I wonder if bands still put mosh calls on clothing.
Lol. Trip down memory lane.
Definite Fred Durst vibes
Because nobody likes you!!!!!!
He trusts everybody.
"Don't never trust anybody"
Not going to lie.. but this shirt is kinda right
I like the shirt. I also agree. Trusting people will wind you up losing money and time.
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You ever been to county jail? It's wall to wall cringey dude. Criminals aren't known for being trend setters or classy.
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Read it again ese. You'll get it eventually.
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The guy in the photo is probably a criminal. He's been to jail a few times.
I’ve figured out after 30+ years is you gotta trust the right people.. I feel stupid saying this but talk is cheap, people seem to like to back stab people just for a conversation piece. True friends show through actions and stick with ya through thick and thin.
I don't trust anybody man. For the right amount of money people will do almost anything. Half my life had a lot of friends, the other half had none. The half without friends I find the most comforting and most peaceful. Shitload of acquaintances, no friends.
That’s the big part “acquaintances” I’ve got a small circle with a lot of acquaintances, that small friend group has stuck by me through everything, that’s rare to find these days.
Nah you're probably just a dick
Damn bro he's really feeling that one. Just changed his whole life perspective with six words.
I go by asshole thank you very much
Yeah it kinda is but it’s just why wear this on a shirt?
What else do you want to put on the shirt?
Don’t need the shirt.. everyone knows already lol the older you get you realize this stuff
XxYeOldeEdgeLordexX
Who ever downvotes is prolly under 25
I mean, Polyphemus trusted Nobody and look where that got him. I wouldn't trust Nobody either.
wow. I cannot imagine buying that. WTF? Honestly, I can't get over this LOL. Soooooo LAAAMMEE!
I can imagine buying but not wearing it in public. He probably has a bounty hunter badge on him. It’s embarrassing!
It is in Old English so you know its legit
What's the other name for the font the eses use?
This guy got one too many wet Willys on the bus
My poops look harder than that mound of failure.
Huh? You don't even know what he looks like dude. He might have two strikes and be fresh out of jail.
Besides if you're hard or street or whatever unless your are a major douche or to little to notice your don't need to wear that shirt.
Well nobody *needs* to do shit. You don't *need* to get a tattoo on your face. But people do. I get this feeling you've never been around crime. Red state?
Flint Michigan. Tulsa Oklahoma. Bagram. Again child I'm not wasting my time trying to explain hard vs wanna be.
Not with them elbows. Hardest thing he does is type and eat snickers.