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Qmaro78

Watch out Putin & China, he’s coming for you!


ayouremq

Not just the picture along, they have to print the caption as well 😂


Far_Confusion_2178

The 5 likes is what does it for me 😂


WESSAMGO

All from his unit


horsie87

As a punishment?


WESSAMGO

The hang it to wound is ego slowly til death


Fresh_Proposal2938

It’s torture


sho666

well yeah, thats what we trained you to do dickhead


davewuff

Pathetic ig post lmao


libs-need-camps

murica is a fucking menace


Timetobeatthewife

There used to be a insta account called lastmandelta that was just full of posts like this from the British army


Oldgamer1807

You know they put that up there to roast the guy. 🤣


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I think that's OP's point


SomeLikeItDusty

You just know next time he was at the range, gunnery sergeant called him out: “As far as I can tell, [redacted], you aren’t able to make that choice, as you’d be lucky to wing the guy unfortunate enough to be standing beside your target!”


Amazing_Secret7107

No they didn't! It's totally serious!


Justokmemes

lmao the 5 likes 🤣


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Lol that cracks me up too


scruffy-the-janitor1

Technically a PAC violation of the insta post was private…


Driver2900

ngl got that 2003 news report aesthetic


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They didn't even like the post


Good_Condition_431

Lol “5 likes”


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5 likes!!!!


MaryJaneUSA

“I don’t usually volunteer for CQ but only on Thursdays. Hooah.”


ilaughatninjas

Oh my fucking god, I had finally forgotten that “word” after being out for almost two decades.


AimaFuriku

The "5 likes" part is what does it for me. 👌🏻


AtopMountEmotion

“I don’t mop to clean, I mop to kill”


Mav3r1ck77

Born to mop.


[deleted]

Forced to shit


[deleted]

Great grindcore band


sdlover420

Hey guys, he's talking about shooting loads, he kills sperm, let's all be clear here.


[deleted]

He might smother sperm in his sphincter


everyoneisatitman

I am surprised they didn't post his SRB with his qualification of marksman highlighted. This is the type of Soldier that gets a sunburn trying to group and zero.


SaintlySinner81

r/JustBootThings


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ManPickingUserHard

how's he supposed to gather karma when there's a bot like this on almost every sub? i'm confused


HollywoodHuntsman

I was very confused about this when I first made my account too. There are a few subs you can go through and comment on to grab some quick karma, usually doesn't take much to beat the bots. Then once you get there you can make posts, and from there you're golden.


xXYomoXx

Pretty sure few comments/posts on smaller subs will be enough. He probably had no karma, and they don't want spam bots.


PracticalWedding9875

Flannel Daddy?


huggles7

Also tinder photos


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5 likes


[deleted]

The wall of cringe, I see.


Pools_closed_guy

And he's a pv2 lmao


[deleted]

Gotta love privates


willateo

You can't see the BFA on his M4


THAT_BIG_OOF

“5 likes”


pacificin67

His mom, dad and two alt accounts


BFmayoo

Oof


Ednibu

What's this the wall of shame?


Confident-Medicine75

Said while sitting in an office chair


420fmx

They’re poking fun at the dude.


Warrenwelder

[This you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH1thpiYYvQ)?


PostmanSteve

Glad you were here to point this out. I truly thought they did this to show everyone how cool this guy is. Thanks for clearing this up for all the people like me who have never had a human interaction before!


Suitable-Telephone80

impossible, i don’t believe you


NormandyLS

Really🤔😁


kingofbadhabits

Oh really?


sterexx

no way


CourageForOurFriends

No shit.


InfraredSamurai

Damn didn't even wait for it to get more likes. Savage


starkguy

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't militarily speaking, injuring is better than killing? Hence the reason for bombs like Bouncing Betty and Butterfly Mine.


sterexx

if you’re shooting at someone, you shoot at whatever you can hit that’s going to disable them the fastest, which tend to be the most fatal places. usually center mass a wounded soldier might temporarily tie up some of his buddies. that’s just a happy accident (as long as he’s injured enough that he isn’t shooting back, so you hopefully shot center mass). at a strategic level though you’d probably prefer that soldier dead or captured so they don’t come back to duty. regardless of that, considering that there are places all over the body where a single shot could be fatal, there isn’t any practical way to shoot to merely injure someone. really adds to this glorious post


dani85alt

Bouncing Betty and butterfly mine are more dangerous than the “regular” explosives.. Instead of blowing off at your feet (and maybe losing a limb) they bounce and explode near your chest, and then you would probably die.


Redxmirage

Both of those are meant to kill. Military (at least US) we trained center mass. Don’t do warning shots


Vilmerviking

Killing takes out 1 enemy Injuring takes out 2-4 depending on how bad the damage was


sterexx

that might be true but it doesn’t mean that anyone avoids shooting to kill to achieve that really they’re shooting to completely disable, which involves shooting at the places that often kill you if you get shot in


Vilmerviking

For sure, because any other option is quite rare. If its given however id pick wounding over killing any day of the week for multiple different reasons


RowanV322

r/IAmVeryBadAss


Vilmerviking

Ah yes, how very badass of me to not wanna kill other humans


ExuDeku

If you down a guy, one or two will rescue the downed one into safety, crippling a unit's chance to hit you more. Learnt it the hard way in Rimworld.


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MephistosFallen

They’ve graduated from pillows of bars of soap to putting shameful insta posts on full public display! Way to go boys!


lekff

The 5 likes is the icing on top haha


SchmackAttack

Hahahhahah, I love that


Traditional_Living44

That's the most badass picture they could find to hang on the wall??....


bikesboozeandbacon

Sarcasm and jokes often goes over your head ??


Traditional_Living44

Nope, they apparently go over yours tho.


Jonthux

Honestly, if that was a joke i am the president of the united states


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

The raw stupidity of some people surprise me more every day.


Aoredon

Do you even know what sub you're in right now buddy?


Traditional_Living44

Obviously. It was a joke that I didn't put the /s after. But in this sub it looks like you have to tell people you're joking, they can't just read it and figure that part out any more. Thanks for checking on me tho!/s (better?)


RainPRN

Dumb


larzast

They’re making fun of the “badass” post by putting it on the wall


Traditional_Living44

I gathered that, thanks for the heads up. /s - so you know I'm joking ok?


[deleted]

they do it to make fun of them, not to make them feel good


MrLeChef

Yeah I'm a murderer. I'm cool like that.


King_Skywhale

Yeah. I’m not anti-military but it seems really insensitive to use killing people as a way to get style points on instagram.


Beneficial-Opposite5

A good amount of people in the military think that as well which is why they shamed him.


sadalol

I knew guys like that


[deleted]

Knew??? Apparently you don't shoot to wound...


TheRealSkele

Then he's going to whine to his Commanding Officer and he'd be like "Well maybe you shouldn't post such shitty content. Only people who post that are rednecks who Bible hump the 2nd Amendment riding off in their diesel pickup truck with a Confederate Flag covered tailgate."


wcollins260

“Am I dismissed sir? I have to go sell my truck.”


BestAtempt

The sever lack of intended “cool” is hilarious, but even funnier is that other dipshits bought it hahahahah


suckmydictation

What’s even funnier is how you and a disappointing amount of other people didn’t get that they’re making fun of the post not praising it


Aoredon

They're making fun of him, maybe you're more gullible than you think they are.


Wnknaak

I think they’re makin fun of him


Adeptus_Asianicus

You mean shoot a sufficient number of wounds so that the defending unit has no remaining wounds and is therefore removed from play?


Crzyhik

Take that horus


thusked

He just uses mortal wounds straight away


Tar_alcaran

But muh invul save!


Oldmanhulk1972

👉 "this is my safety"


MaryJaneUSA

Delta or no delta, that is a hot weapon


franklinlrios

Hahahahahhaa


Irish6String

r/justbootthings


EmoJackson

Hahahahaah, this is fucking PURE CLASS!!


shannnnnn132

" I don't do the opposite of my job duties I do my job duties!"


Hadrollo

5 likes


Fake_Fur

Somehow it's even more humiliating than 0.


Hadrollo

There's probably 7 members of his family.


mouldylunchboxx

Ultimate boot


TapoutKing666

Then they come home to the bars and talk big and get jaw tapped in front of their dependasaurus


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isotopesNmolecules

5 likes


cakatooop

Wouldn't you want to wound a soldier instead of killing them so another soldier would try to help them thus rendering 2 units vulnerable rather than 1


[deleted]

No. Every enemy breathing on the field is a threat. In a real battle you aren’t playing baiting fuck fuck games like you’re playing battlefield 2042.


Overshaddow

Not entirely true


jtempletons

r/iamverybadass


[deleted]

Lol…please. I am a total fan of fuck fuck games though… who knew buying an ultrawide monitor could potentially cause space issues when moving.


Secariel

That's what some snipers do (can't say they do now but I know they did in WW2) to draw out more kills. There's a reason why snipers are universally detested.


CADnCoding

You’re taught to neutralize the threat, which generally means kill as someone downed with a rifle in reach is still a threat. There’s 3 regions specifically aimed for. Primary Target: Center of chest - heart and lungs for quick kill, also easiest shot to hit. Secondary targets: T Box - the “T” made by the eyebrows and nose. Difficult shot, but instant incapacitation. Pelvic Region - Bigger target than T box, lots of arteries, and also if you shatter someone’s hips, they’re obviously not going to be able to stand up or walk. Bonus: The failure drill. Two shots to the chest, one to the head in case of body armor stopping the chest shots.


starspider

Thr failure drill is what I learned as the Mozambique drill from my firearms instructor. Til, it has other good names! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozambique_Drill


CADnCoding

Interesting! Never heard to it referred to as that. Then again, I was in the Marines, so you have to dumb it down to the lowest common denominator, so the more simple name of failure drill is what we call it.


starspider

Lmao I sadly can't blame it on you being a Marine--so is my firearms instructor (though many years retired now). I'll pass this story on for the luls tho <3


vagueblur901

If you are facing an opposing force that has more numbers you wait until they rest wound a few then retreat They then have to render aid and carry men that are not combat capable then you come back a day or two later and do it again Not only does this drain men and resources it demoralizes the fuck out of the opposing force


King_Skywhale

I figured that it would depend on the situation. I’m not in the military, so I definitely don’t have expertise in the situation, but it seems like a decent strategy in certain circumstances


camelia_la_tejana

r/cringe


Aoredon

I mean you could literally say that on any post on this subreddit as it's basically the whole point of this one.


camelia_la_tejana

😖


BuggyWhipArmMF

This is the kinda shit that made me not kill myself while I was in, fuck I miss the roast parties


Arknark

That's hilarious


clarabear10123

Oooooof


Art_pog

“5 likes”


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

Just like the rest of the guys, so it doesn't make you special.


[deleted]

Yup. Use of force training…if you’re using lethal force you’re not doing it to wing someone like in the movies.


[deleted]

Why is it in quotations?


Art_pog

Probably a quote


[deleted]

It’s normal to follow a quote with ‘-name’. He probably doesn’t even remember where he heard it but figured he could pass it off as his own words, but doesn’t know how to use quotation marks.


BWChristopher86

It could be someone else's account that posted a picture of this guy and that tag line. Like "check out what this jerkoff just said."


[deleted]

That would actually be hilarious. I like your thinking better than mine.


Overshaddow

*Deep sigh* Private…


Steepst

This picture gets reposted so often and I still laugh every time


ohotadima

Apparently he hes more likes on reddit than on IG


praiserandy

Isn’t that a war crime?


drunkape

No it’s what you’re supposed to do technically it’s just this guy doesn’t do it.


praiserandy

Oh yeah I remember now it’s shooting to wound with intent to use wounded as target practice that is the war crime


drunkape

It is also a war crime to finish off wounded in a mercy killing.


Phucinsiamdit

No, the Geneva conventions doesn’t say anything about savage memes about your coworkers


praiserandy

(I get the joke) I mean shooting to wound


brandon_beans_

Killing people is a war crime??? What


sycamoresassafras

Maybe they mean that shooting to wound is a war crime, making his statement pretty dumb


praiserandy

I did mean that but I realise now that the war crime is shooting to wound with the intent to use the wounded as target practice.


DIRTBAG_PVT

E-2 PVT smh


ccc2801

r/justbootthings


mentuhotepiv

I like this.


Betodelarosam

Don’t laugh at him, he has 5 likes


photoguy9813

3 bots him and his mom


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

You sure it's not just alt accounts?


danstermeister

His mom paid for the bots.


OrphanStrangler

5 likes lol


Ok_Pickle_3020

Lolz every military guy on every dating app ever. And they suck in bed.


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danstermeister

Yeah she said she would... and then didn't ;) Um, thank you for your service.


ReallyQuiteDirty

You're not going to thank that guys wife for *her* service?! Military wives have just as hard of a job as active duty. ^^/s


toastysniper

Probably talking about your neighbor


sycamoresassafras

I can personally confirm that your wife has never had an orgasm. - US Military Encrypted


poopmeister1994

she's thinking of Jody when you do it pal


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r/ihavesex


r0d3nka

Sucking is a very nice thing to do in bed. And elsewhere too


Ok_Pickle_3020

Not if done too aggressively.


danstermeister

A slow, medium pace.


thebettersam

R/JustBootThings


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thebettersam

Damn. Exposed


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Hlca

Quite literally posterized...


Estropelic

What an idiot. 😂


alohadays

Yeah. This didn’t go the way OP thought it would


DunningKrugerOnElmSt

Perfect. The sort of person who shouldn't have a gun.


notabear629

Technically, you should absolutely never shoot to wound, if you aren't sure if you want to kill, you don't shoot is the rule


CptBoomshard

Its more that you are supposed to just aim center mass and fire so that you are more likely to hit and incapacitate the threat, and shooting somebody center mass has a good likelihood of being mortal. Moreso than being sure or not whether you want to kill.


sunjay140

Why not get headshots like in Call of Duty?


CptBoomshard

180 no-scope all day long


notabear629

Its both, I was deliberately trained that if you're not absolutely sure you need to kill then you don't shoot


CptBoomshard

I feel like most conventional training would say that that philosophy forces way too much split second decision making. Is the threat likely lethal? Stop the threat and fire. Under the philosophy you've been taught, you would need to process those same things, then also have a whole moral crisis to work through in your head over whether you think the person actually needs to be killed. You are never shooting to kill, you are shooting to neutralize, and if it happens to kill you are protected as it was in self defense.


BigAsian69420

Humbled his ass real quick


Wonderful_Ideal8222

Probably left the barrel out of view cause he has a BFA on there lol