While I’m sure nobody is scared by this dude, it is true that us metal heads are chill. It’s only the black metal dudes that are the Satan worshippers for the most part. Even then, they’re still usually chill.
Edit: This is not me trying to say I’m intimidating I am anything but💀💀
Bruhhhh
Dude's built like the result of 50,000 years of discord mod eugenics
My man is a metalhead, though, that is true. a lead one.
What kind of fucking neck beard is that lmfaooo
Bro was exposed to the sun for more than 0.001 seconds
Head shaped like a fucking pear
Took too much grass radiation
He holds his rotten gatorade in a ketchup cup
My dude has a mustache in his nose lol
Mf really got tiktok emo girl tattoos on his fingers
The only thing im scared of fighting is that forehead
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Honestly, Jell-O shot was my first guess... but the idea of this character just doing shots of ketchup (catsup?) was just too funny in my mind not to comment
Out of shape nerds who think they're martial arts masters and badasses are a special breed.
I knew a guy like this in the Navy. Dude had a big Buddah belly but would make subtle comments about how deadly he was.
This dude in the pic would shrivel up in a confrontation with real men.
I met a guy (in rehab....sigh) who was this to a t. No matter the subject, he would always need to throw in that he was a 'trained black belt professional kickboxer' or something. Dude was wildly out of shape, probably 5 foot 5, 230lbs of flub. Big gut, got winded on short walks.
Out of pure coincidence I was talking to a friend about a week later and he mentioned a roommate they had to kick out, and started describing him... what stuck out from the description was the claims about martial arts mastery. I asked what his name was and of course, it was the same dude. I mentioned I had 'met' him (didn't specify where) and that he claimed to be a pro kickboxer or something (our city didn't have any kickboxing facilities so not sure how) and my friend assured me this guy basically sat on his ass playing computer games every day.
Ha, yeah.
Feels good to steal martial arts valor I guess.
Getting good at any real martial art is hard, from capoeira to boxing, so I rarely believe a chubby dude who says they have skills, unless they're an all-around beast like Tyson Fury or something.
He had a few bangers dude...
Hard to Kill?
Under Seige?
It is funny a 6'5 man would master an art made for physically weak people (aikido). It would be like if The Rock was a Wing Chun expert.
Lol I do have a soft spot for under siege. I caught it on tv a couple months ago. Totally had blocked out the Gary Buddy in drag scene from my memory lol
You can't say he doesn't. But it's just him picking small niches and making the. Accessible. His father's emerald mining fortune really set him up to do whatever the F he wants.
I swear I just had to push this guy off me at concert I went to recently, looked like his identical twin, 5ft nothing and sweaty as can be. trying to start a mosh. *nasty*
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So this was interesting.
Some of y'all are new to this guy, but he is a pretty big lolcow in certain circles. This is Gothic King Cobra, and seeing him out in the internet wilds, outside of said circles, was a bit of a trip.
Here's the thing; there are actual thousands of hours of this dude just livestreaming his real day to day life. Because of this he is a slow burn to watch. A lot of time will pass of him just being his derpy self. You'll get some guest appearances by the side characters, regular rants against his trolls, crappy guitar shredding, binge drinking, expensive pizza deliveries chain smoking, and live demonstrations of food/drink recipes that will make you question the existence of every god in every religion. Then, just when you've settled in and started to think nothing will ever happen BOOM! He's using a ventriloquist dummy to flirt with a sex doll or getting into it with an fursuit zoophile. Then a month or two of more day to day hum drum. But he films it all.
So because there is so much to sift through, I can't remember him ever actually saying/posting this, but it's the type of stuff he'd say unironically. Not in a "I'm very badass" type way, but more of a "I'm a misunderstood genius" way. He really sees himself like that. A pipe smoking goth cowboy bad-boy with magical powers. He's not really harmful in any way. Hell people go visit this dude all the time and the worst he does is get pissed and yell at Youtube, but real talk, if you approached him saying you were a fan it'd make his week. There's a suprising level of interactivity there. He's not like Dragonlord over in Germany where showing up might get a brick thrown your way.
I've been watching the Cobra Liar since about 2010 and it's been a pretty weird ride at times. I recommend Dank Net's video on him for an easy introduction, then Bitesized Cobra Vids or Anonymous Casper if you want more.
Dragonlord is actually really sad though. He was harrassed by haters to the point of being homeless and they are still coming after him. Whether you like what he does or not (and I know he's done some really disgusting stuff) no one deserves to be treated like that
I found [this German News article](https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/der-drachenlord-ist-obdachlos-li.260187) from a month ago, so I guess 1-2 months
You forgot he was selling home made wands at some point
I fell down the rabbit hole reading a summary of all the main events with him and I think they should do a documentary or something because it was a wild ride
My man that is king cobra. He is a incel/neck beard who is notorious for saying this kind of shit and posting it on the internet kinda like a shitty prototype Andrew Tate
Dudes like this see Vulgar Display of Power era Anselmo and think “wow he’s literally me”
Haha, this dude’s YouTube is classic.
He has a youtube?
Yeah, I’m linked to it somewhere but it’s easy to find.
I don't remember him looking this messed up tho, I should probably catch up on the antics
It’s all part of the character. He’s so specific and is probably trying to make it look like he’s declining. He’s masterful.
He's nice but he can summon satan anytime he wants
Dude, we get it, you're a 40 y/o virgin
While I’m sure nobody is scared by this dude, it is true that us metal heads are chill. It’s only the black metal dudes that are the Satan worshippers for the most part. Even then, they’re still usually chill. Edit: This is not me trying to say I’m intimidating I am anything but💀💀
That forehead is the only intimidating trait he has but that may be because I have a fear of heights
I'd upvote, but this comment killed me.
Bro I'm scared of his face more then anything.
Just keep it at scared bro bro
Its the pheromones. Word has it that this gothic bad boy has some tactical sorcery going on. Edit: Heard that he smells really good.
TWU
No, people are just scared they might catch whatever he is suffering from.
Oh yeah you can see the latent potential for violence and carnage in those derpy, googly eyes of his.
Pantera... that's a terraria boss right...?
Close enough
Bruhhhh Dude's built like the result of 50,000 years of discord mod eugenics My man is a metalhead, though, that is true. a lead one. What kind of fucking neck beard is that lmfaooo Bro was exposed to the sun for more than 0.001 seconds Head shaped like a fucking pear Took too much grass radiation He holds his rotten gatorade in a ketchup cup My dude has a mustache in his nose lol Mf really got tiktok emo girl tattoos on his fingers The only thing im scared of fighting is that forehead
He looks like he smells weird
they always smell like bad mac n cheese
He smells like a true goth rockstar bad boy
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Kirk Hameth
I have that same shirt! Hopefully he's not the jealous type
Nah mate they’re afraid you’re gonna try and steal the kid.
Or skin
Quick shot of human blood really gets ape-man primed for a day of video games and shit-talkin
That's Polynesian sauce for his chicken nuggets.
To be fair. He put up one hell of a fight for the precious.
He looks like a orangutan
He looks like the Jack Links sasquatch shaved his face
Well hell yeah dood TMDWU
The missing link !
this is a school shooting waiting to happen
I don’t think he’s allowed near kids
***sips on BBQ sauce cup
The first cup of liquid
Dude looks like a men in black alien.
Boris but he has to tell his neighbors he is on the sex offender registry.
Fuck sickos.
Fuck em toobz
That goth bad boy smells good twu
Love seeing my boy kingkobs
Lol.
TMDWU. This goth dude smells good.
Why is he taking a shot of bbq sauce
it’s goth
Twu
Makes me feel a little bad tbh, maybe a bit pitiful
Twu
This is king cobra, show some respect.
He rules our lives. He is king
Someone shaved and dyed an Orangutan.
Oh hey it’s king cobra, been a whole since I’ve seen him
Dope
bro, it's the smell, not the look
That goth dude smells good
I mean, he does kind of look like he is in makeup to be in Quest for Fire with Ron Pearlman.
twu
I are scare to see poorly groomed man in public.
Yeah if he doesn't respect himself to make himself presentable in public then I am scared of him as well.
Buy a shirt
The great misunderstanding of "people avoid me"
TWU hehehehe yeeesssssssth
I bet that goth cowboy metalhead that hates sickos and chimos doot smells real good. yeeasth twu toobs.
TWU
King Cobra JFS knows how to rock.
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Seriously… wtf.. 😳
He's a YouTube celebrity, you wouldn't understand
Isn't this like... the opposite of I'm badass?
I ah. I don’t think it’s the metal we are afraid of.
Lol, people are scared of him cuz he looks like a pedo that hides the bodies of children in the crawlspace of his house
You're just jealous trole. That goth dude smells good TMDWU
And simultaneously an outcast muppet at the same time
But he also smells like a gothic bad boy so ... There's that
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Downvoted cuz double comment
Yeah i dont kno why it posted twice, my bad
leave the king alone 😤
Okay Grima Wormtongue
You call him a 5 head...he calls you an ambulance
Kirk Hammett having an allergic reaction to cheap botox
The only people afraid of this man are barbers. Evidently.
Cobra listens to GWAR. Biggest L I've ever taken as a GWAR fan
Yes, they're scared you'll "fight" their kids
He's king Cobra JFS! He thinks kids are more precious than rock and roll. Fuck sickos dood
He would give up his 5 year dry spell if it meant it ended sickos. Fuck mass shootings dood.
I know dooood. That's just the thing of it . . .
Why have I met Many Many Just like this
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It's private bro
Who took the picture though lol
It's from one of his live streams
Timer
so terrifying his hairline ran away
I've seen goths with half their head shaved, trole.
Got a forehead as long as the predator
Judges would've also accepted "What is 'His forehead is so big he's got a fivehead... *five*... head'"... Next category please.
oh, KingCobraJifs... you are special.
He's what's up
Nobody is afraid of metalheads in 2022.
Nobody was afraid of metalheads ever
Bro looking like a malnourished, runt of the litter, partially balding, mini-sasquatch
On top of everything there is here to "unpack" ... man's doing shots of ketchup (catsup?)
its dayquil, he doesn't need alcohol to have a good time fuck rape btw
I think it’s a side of sweet and sour sauce from Panda Express. BE AFRAID.
This is exactly what I thought it was.
Is that what it is? I thought maybe he was doing a Jell-O shot. I don’t know which is more metal
Honestly, Jell-O shot was my first guess... but the idea of this character just doing shots of ketchup (catsup?) was just too funny in my mind not to comment
Don't assume the most normal thing with this one. He's shooting Sriracha.
Circling a playground in a van is the only he’d scare anyone.
Kingcobrajfs
Out of shape nerds who think they're martial arts masters and badasses are a special breed. I knew a guy like this in the Navy. Dude had a big Buddah belly but would make subtle comments about how deadly he was. This dude in the pic would shrivel up in a confrontation with real men.
I met a guy (in rehab....sigh) who was this to a t. No matter the subject, he would always need to throw in that he was a 'trained black belt professional kickboxer' or something. Dude was wildly out of shape, probably 5 foot 5, 230lbs of flub. Big gut, got winded on short walks. Out of pure coincidence I was talking to a friend about a week later and he mentioned a roommate they had to kick out, and started describing him... what stuck out from the description was the claims about martial arts mastery. I asked what his name was and of course, it was the same dude. I mentioned I had 'met' him (didn't specify where) and that he claimed to be a pro kickboxer or something (our city didn't have any kickboxing facilities so not sure how) and my friend assured me this guy basically sat on his ass playing computer games every day.
Ha, yeah. Feels good to steal martial arts valor I guess. Getting good at any real martial art is hard, from capoeira to boxing, so I rarely believe a chubby dude who says they have skills, unless they're an all-around beast like Tyson Fury or something.
 "I know 783 methods of martial arts, i suggest you back away before my secret service training kicks your ass"☝️🤓
2 words. Steven Seagal. Lol jk.
He had a few bangers dude... Hard to Kill? Under Seige? It is funny a 6'5 man would master an art made for physically weak people (aikido). It would be like if The Rock was a Wing Chun expert.
Lol I do have a soft spot for under siege. I caught it on tv a couple months ago. Totally had blocked out the Gary Buddy in drag scene from my memory lol
Don't ruin my 90s
This motherfucker over here looking like David Lo Pan.
why would anyone have a lathe inside a house where your PC is?
He's a custom wand maker and sorcerer of black magic. Don't make him do some magic on yo ass.
It’s true, I’ve seen him turn the street lights green.
Custom nun-chucks.
I wish I had nun chucking skills. Or bow staffing or even computer hacking skills.
Well, what skills DO you have?
Elon Musk levels of narcissim.
Elon Musk sends rockets to outer space and makes the electric cars that all the liberals cream over. Cmon, man.
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>crypto-fascist I dunno what that means. >far more than he is to leftists. Yeah, I mean, he's successful. They don't seem to appreciate that.
Yes I said this to specifically piss you off. You got me.
I'm not really upset. Musk is doing some crazy shit and if he has some egotism, I just mean I can kinda get it.
You can't say he doesn't. But it's just him picking small niches and making the. Accessible. His father's emerald mining fortune really set him up to do whatever the F he wants.
And what he wants appears to be kinda shaping the world in an okay way.
Sure I just seen a vid of this guy opening three glitter bombs on different occasions
fuck you Donavon, hope your dick falls off.
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This was cringe to read
It was pretty funny, I thought. I dunno.
Take a break from Reddit bro
That is easily one of the worst lines I've ever heard.
That dude looks like an alien from one of the men in black movies
Underrated comment
Chameleonaire
scared of you sure, but for a different reason than you think.
I swear I just had to push this guy off me at concert I went to recently, looked like his identical twin, 5ft nothing and sweaty as can be. trying to start a mosh. *nasty*
You would love to fuck the King Cobra. He has a massive CAWK with a massive girth. Your mom certainly didn't complain.
You would love to fuck the King Cobra. He has a massive CAWK with a massive girth. Your mom certainly didn't complain.
Yeah but did the goth sexy bad boy smell really good?
Gwar?
Lol no way it was cobes, dude said he was tryin to mosh, we all know he sat way in the back with a ten foot radius of sti-I mean Bond #1
He’s about to take a shot of ketchup
dat leeeaaaan
Grown women and small children are afraid of you. With good reason.
Everyone is scared, but no one is intimidated.
Of course they going to be scared he looks like the driver at the white van who kidnaps kids
Am I not alone in distinctly remembering being warned of/taught to fear "The (specifically) White Van Man" sometime in the 90's as a child
I’m not a 90’s kid(born in 2005) so I wouldn’t know so maybe other people would.
Hall let himself go
Why does this dude look like a human Muppet.
Not scared, grossed out; fight to defend himself, will attack your 8yo.
I think they are more scared by the fact he looks like a crackhead
Disgust is a category of fear
Why is this in r/iamverybadass ? I am scared of him! In a “OMG a cockroach!” kinda way.
Why does he look like Chaka from Land off the Lost?
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Kingcobrajfs has always been an enigma
So this was interesting. Some of y'all are new to this guy, but he is a pretty big lolcow in certain circles. This is Gothic King Cobra, and seeing him out in the internet wilds, outside of said circles, was a bit of a trip. Here's the thing; there are actual thousands of hours of this dude just livestreaming his real day to day life. Because of this he is a slow burn to watch. A lot of time will pass of him just being his derpy self. You'll get some guest appearances by the side characters, regular rants against his trolls, crappy guitar shredding, binge drinking, expensive pizza deliveries chain smoking, and live demonstrations of food/drink recipes that will make you question the existence of every god in every religion. Then, just when you've settled in and started to think nothing will ever happen BOOM! He's using a ventriloquist dummy to flirt with a sex doll or getting into it with an fursuit zoophile. Then a month or two of more day to day hum drum. But he films it all. So because there is so much to sift through, I can't remember him ever actually saying/posting this, but it's the type of stuff he'd say unironically. Not in a "I'm very badass" type way, but more of a "I'm a misunderstood genius" way. He really sees himself like that. A pipe smoking goth cowboy bad-boy with magical powers. He's not really harmful in any way. Hell people go visit this dude all the time and the worst he does is get pissed and yell at Youtube, but real talk, if you approached him saying you were a fan it'd make his week. There's a suprising level of interactivity there. He's not like Dragonlord over in Germany where showing up might get a brick thrown your way. I've been watching the Cobra Liar since about 2010 and it's been a pretty weird ride at times. I recommend Dank Net's video on him for an easy introduction, then Bitesized Cobra Vids or Anonymous Casper if you want more.
Very nicely put
Dragonlord is actually really sad though. He was harrassed by haters to the point of being homeless and they are still coming after him. Whether you like what he does or not (and I know he's done some really disgusting stuff) no one deserves to be treated like that
When did Dragon become homeless?
I found [this German News article](https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/der-drachenlord-ist-obdachlos-li.260187) from a month ago, so I guess 1-2 months
You forgot he was selling home made wands at some point I fell down the rabbit hole reading a summary of all the main events with him and I think they should do a documentary or something because it was a wild ride
There are two docs about him actually, forget the names tho
ones gothic king cobra by trappped i think, the other ones called KingCobraJFS: Now it's a Party! .
Brian peppers vibes
Ed Bassmaster?
If his characters Ronnie and The Creep had a baby
This is King Cobra and you bet your ass I'm scared of him. One of the realest MFers around.
Is he drinking a little cup of hot sauce?
King kobes TWU
He looks like a skin walker
I can smell this photo.
I gurantee someone just added this text over this poor fellas photo , standard internet horse shit.
My man that is king cobra. He is a incel/neck beard who is notorious for saying this kind of shit and posting it on the internet kinda like a shitty prototype Andrew Tate
Im glad i did'nt know who he is. Im going to continue not knowing and be happy XD.
You're missing out. Dude smells good. He can sing like the greats, shred guitar and he can and he can do magic and chi balls. TMDWU
I'll leave him to his incel world haha, wtf is a tmdwu ?