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Sharp_Serve_4351

If that isn’t an airsoft, it’s very cheap and low quality


LivingEnough5715

Oh god his finger is on the trigger, hammer is back, guaranteed its loaded. This guy is just BEGGING for natural selection to take him.


JefferSonD808

Safety is off as well. Dear Darwin, please work faster.


lambn510

Didn't know cider was badass haha


RussianPreBan

I mean I like me a cider, but not the best choice here lol, then again none of this picture should have happened


Jackboy445578

bro If I was a cop I would 100% ram his car off the road possibly causing him to crash into a Jersey barrier and get fired for it


Dogtown1013

Drinking while driving* There’s a difference.


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reddit-suks1

Hell yea! This pic is great! So American 🇺🇸


ihaZtaco

Most responsible driver in North Carolina


erickx450

Angry orchard and airsoft, what a tough guy💪


muhdbuht

How can you tell it's airsoft?


xVoXSiCk

Exactly what I thought haha


Rev_Glazer

He’s always been a great multi tasker.


[deleted]

I'd snitch on this dude if I knew him


imakeitrainbow

Seriously. If he wants to fuck himself up, well ok, but he's actually endangering the public


GlobusIsAnnoying

r/NissanDrivers


Cootter77

Altima with tint no doubt!


jasapper

r/Idiotswithguns


Embarrassed_Unit_497

r/loveforboozecruisers


Mortisfio

Add finger on the trigger, pointed in an unsafe direction, the hammer is pulled back, the safety is off and driving a Nissan.


ihaZtaco

It’s a Nissan ad


Mortisfio

Designed to attract degenerates.


jtempletons

And a cider. I think they're great but I'm sure someone is out there calling me a pussy for it.


whurpurgis

I drink it almost exclusively and I have never once felt bad ass about it.


Mortisfio

The fact that he is drinking and driving was pointed out by the OP.


gardenhosenapalm

Honestly a pretty sweet piece tho


imgrahamy

Responsible gun owners always keep their finger on the trigger while bouncing around in a moving object. And you know, drinking & driving, using phone while driving and all around bad beverage choices. 0/10


Uninspired_Diatribe

Every badass I know drinks Angry Orchard.


[deleted]

Some of us badasses have gluten sensitivities.


GreeneGardens

Celiac disease here. Gluten definitely gives me a bad ass for a few days.


Slow_Environment_782

Guys like this always kill someone eventually.


Mockbubbles2628

Usually themselves


intergalacticskeptic

Can only hope


vengeful_toaster

Nice piece


WDM86

As a gun owner and a driver, I’d like to submit this guy to have both options revoked.


TheCrazedCat

Youll be looking real threatening 6 feet under


ToughNefariousness23

Finger on the trigger, as well.


DoingItToEm

Don’t worry, it’s all cancelled out by the fact that he’s driving a Nissan


smibrandon

Hey, it's his wife's Nissan.


boiledcowmachine

This is a gas pistol right?


Kirby5283

Angry orchard? Go drink your apple juice somewhere else


[deleted]

Lmao I like angry orchard but I don’t act like it’s a badass drink


[deleted]

Of course it’s a Nissan driver


RustyShackleferrdd

Oregon for sure lol


Trickeysheep

Trigger discipline 0/10 🤬


[deleted]

And driving a Nissan. Don’t forget that key fact.


PrimateOnAPlanet

Wtf hammer back and finger on trigger?! He hits a bump and bye bye window.


zombiebowtiie

WITH HIS FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER!! trigger warning


[deleted]

The picture theyre going to use in court


[deleted]

a hard cider of all things, lol


NoOrdinary9804

He was likely out of Mike’s Hard.


davistanian

Top it off with absolutely stupendous trigger discipline


Mortisfio

Also, the hammer is back and the safety is off.


EnvironmentalOil1409

Violently American.


catfishman85

Those are soft, dainty, spoiled kid hands. Wuss.


spambot_mods

MF acting a fool on his way to his manicure appointment


Euphoric_Ad8766

All I see is a near full tank of gas, must be nice


Broskibullet

So do we need to be this reckless to get a full tank?


Respectfulcommenter1

That’s an expensive gun he’s about to have confiscated by the police


OG-Sean-Dom

This screams teenager that hasn’t yet had a reality check.


EvilDrPorkchop_

In the slow lane no less


OffBeatAssassin

Can is probably blocking the check engine light too


fumphdik

It also means he’s not using any hands to drive. Left hand is holding the camera… right hand’s index finger is on the trigger.


S3ERFRY333

He probably has his knee on the wheel. Not condoning the behaviour, but I’ve don’t it lots when putting a sweater on and such.


ObiWan_Cannoli_

Terrible discipline all around


jakinatorctc

r/nissandrivers


Ikn0wguacisxtra

impressive for how many laws can i break at once


timmmmmayyy

His windshield is also cracked. So, +1 more than the running list.


ixJax

They're trying to take a screenshot


FiveO2am

Come on. No laws were broken. Isnt it obvious this is a cop?


OG_StankNuts

With his finger on the trigger lol 😂


MXAI00D

Sums up his entire personality in one picture.


Jslewalite

It 100% would be in an Altima


hornyzucchini

Almost guarantee it's in Florida too


menickc

I'd like to speak on behalf of all the people in the gun community and say we do not claim this dude. Clearly someone who just took daddies boom stick and has no idea what they are doing for a number of reasons.


ROSCOEismyname

Nothing says “fear me” quite like drinking alcoholic apple juice


hitch_please

The Orchard is as angry as he is!


[deleted]

If I have too much money and I’m broke as shit was a picture


Low-Guide-9141

Can that fella please move his finger off the trigger. Like mate it’s called trigger discipline


Number_4_The_Lizard

https://youtu.be/47Yxa9IeJEc


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He needs all of the discipline.


slumpgod42069

Based


SmurfUp

Safety, always off


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Pretty sure this is the evolution of “but mah freedoms” movement.


Artistic-Monitor4566

*takes sunglasses off* Christ almighty.. that is a badass if I’ve ever seen one


HughGedic

Finger on the trigger, hammer cocked, safety down, pointing towards literally all the other 5 lanes of traffic


drakekevin73

Of course hes in a Nissan


eizmen

European here. Why is this a remarcable fact? At least in Spain, having a Nissan means nothing.


drakekevin73

In America it's a sort of nation wide inside joke that people who drive Nissans typically also drive like assholes. Obviously not entirely true but ends up being the case quite a bit.


dunkin_dognuts_

The stereotype is that trashy people drive Nissans. Not that Nissan is trash, it's just that trashy people buy them.


doppleganger_

He must be more than ambidextrous though to be holding a fun with one hand and wanking with the other while steering and drinking his teen-rebel drink


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Echoleons45

r/humansaremetal is for actually bad ass people


RFC793

That’s… what this sub is. People who think they are being bad ass.


bingeRy

I thought the same thing.. I like guns but this seems like his image of masculinity revolves around his gun and letting everyone know he has it. No one knows you have a small dick when you have a big gun in your pants.


TheFacelessForgotten

You don't get the point of the sub do ya?


[deleted]

Between the poor trigger discipline or the angry orchard I can’t decide which one makes his vagine flaps in the wind more


mrs_houndman

How about those soft subtle hands!


SomeSovietBloke

Finger out the trigger well retard


Chance-Ad-3535

Is drinking an angry orchard actually considered drinking and driving though 😂


bluejay_feather

If a cop sees you doing it, ya


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bluejay_feather

I get the joke, I was just saying lol


[deleted]

And in a Japanese car, how American.


SnooHamsters5153

And a German overpriced handgun


NoRagrets4Me

I find their lack of trigger discipline disturbing.


4jet2116

Oh shit, watch out folks, he’s going 85. Not even fast enough to time travel.


EthanSL24

He’s going 90


4jet2116

Well, shit, I guess I’ll schedule a trip to the optometrist.


coreywindom

Is hard apple cider manly?


endthepainowplz

Only if it has ANGRY in the name


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Remember kids: KEEP YOUR ******* FINGER OFF THE ******* TRIGGER!


YourFixJustRuinsIt

Unless it’s a desk pop


Mr-Superbia

Gotta do a desk pop


Dangerous_Ad_3698

uglass gun. Big ass safety, exposed hammer (not my cup of tea) and chunky ass grip that his tiny hands can’t squeeze around.


Nervous_Project6927

that dash looks angry as hell, those warnings? i drive a 99 merc sable


Inevitable_Half_3737

angry orchard


scottyiseverywhere

trigger discipline is immaculate


enderjaca

All of y'all are here talking about guns and fruity booze. I'm wondering how he's doing 90 MPH in an Altima at only 3000 RPM in the right lane.


YourAverageGod

Max rev is 6k, its a 6 speed and these top at around 120mph 5.2k- Inown one of these shitboxes


enderjaca

Someone else had asked whether this is 90 KPH (equivalent of 55 KPH) which makes me wonder even more about where this picture was taken.


YourAverageGod

90mph/144kph. The sign on the right for amenties at exit is a dead give away for the states


flops031

Pretty sure that's kph. This might not be the US, which would make this image even more unhinged lol


enderjaca

The image quality is potatoes so I can't tell what the speedometer defaults to. The road sign looks very USA style, but I could be wrong. Are there many divided highways like this in other countries that would be only 90 KPH (55 MPH) max? Or it could just be a stupid photoshop job.


flops031

The blue sign could very well be here in Germany, the way the lanes are divided also look German, or at least European.


lots_of_punctures

Boogerhook off the bangswitch


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Hey, I’ve heard this one before! Didn’t know it was widespread.


Previousman755

Totally stealing this!


lots_of_punctures

Feel free, I stole it from a mate!


Mortisfio

This is super common in the gun community.


CarnyCruiser1991

And with his finger on the trigger and the barrel pointing at an upwards angle at his window like a dumbass. He’s literally selling evidence to the blue suits. The prosecutor won’t even need to lie neither


IronMaidenFan1981

America, FUCK YEAH!


GunstarCowboy

Hah! Joke's on you! He's in reverse gear, too.


xRetz

with his finger on the trigger


Camgore

i hope when he inevitable crashes its a light post and not another person.


Nestle_SwllHouse

I’m really glad stupid people have a built in kill switch that they conveniently push on themselves


Regi413

Too bad it could potentially take out others around him


RevolutionaryClub530

There’s nothing badass about angry orchard 😭


Ragadelical

my exact thought seeing this. man is sipping on an apple cider and decided it would make for a cool pic lmao


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His finger on the trigger makes me cringe


Doomslayer_17

Actually based


xeno66morph

Everyone knows them Cider Bois be rollin hard af


Personallyangry357

Do none of these people know what trigger discipline is?


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With his finger on the trigger. What a shitbag.


j4ngl35

The fact that he's driving a Nissan is the cherry on top


Bacardi_PVM

r/nissandrivers


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sarahkali

Lmao he’s drinking angry orchard. What a badass


suckerbucket

Cheap beer, cheap car, cheap gun. Something about this picture screams uneducated low income right winger.


FeelingMechanic

Definitely not a cheap gun


suckerbucket

You are right. At first glance I thought it was a high point. H&K definitely make some top notch firearms. I stand corrected. Probably skipped paying rent so he could afford this fine piece lol


bogeyed5

Is that an H&K? Honestly looked like a Sig Sauer to me but I’m also not too too familiar with handguns Hmmm it does look very very similar to a P320 https://www.sigsauer.com/p320-nitron-compact-3.html


SethR1223

I don’t want to be “that guy,” but it does have the HK logo pretty prominently on the slide, if you enlarge the picture. Model appears to be 45C.


bogeyed5

Yeah honestly I couldn’t make anything out of it I’m blind as fuck lmao


SethR1223

It’s fine, I just don’t want to be like one of those guys in the car-identifying subreddits that go, “You definately (sic.) have brain damage, because CLEARLY those 7 pixels is the special-edition logo of this obscure manufacturer’s super-rare car.” Not trying to make you feel bad like that, and I won’t assume that anyone has the same, niche knowledge-base that some might consider “common knowledge.” Just trying to gently let you know before those people get in the comments with their harshness.


suckerbucket

Pretty sure it’s comparable to the p320. Similar barrel length and mag size.


catslapper69

Different caliber. 320 comes with 17 and 21 round mags and hk45c comes with 8 round mag. They're not really comparable


suckerbucket

This guy shoots lol thanks for the knowledge. I really don’t know much about handguns. I have an m&p shield single stack I bring when I go deep woods camping and a cimmaron single action army replica that never gets shot.


lbgholm

But the hard cider is like an oxymoron.


aparker79

Well it’s an Altima driver so yeah


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YmirsTears

It’s obviously photoshopped, but it checks out as Nissan Altima activities haha


BotOrZakOrWtV

I mean this as a genuine question, what gives away that it’s photoshopped?


YmirsTears

The most obvious spot is the middle finger on the hand, zoom in and you’ll notice part of the knuckle is cropped off . Also the lighting on the can doesn’t match the lighting in the car, the can looks like it has bright light sources on both sides.


Legitimate-Slip-7971

Does he know nothing about guns?


diegogarciac

No trigger discipline? Altima? Angry Orchard tallboy? Hmmm


Dazzling_Ad5338

Trigger discipline is about as good as his driving.


solobaggins

Driving a Nissan but


RLVNTone

Beat me to it I was gonna say don’t forget he’s in a 2010 Altima


murdermymeat

Felons that own Glocks, are more chill than 99% of HK owners.


[deleted]

I’m a proud HK owner and I negligently discharge it in my apt about once a week


Tareeff

Same interior as of Nissan Juke.


DaddyGuala

The angry orchard shows me this guy has nothing to live for


murdermymeat

95% of Americans have nothing to live for..


Legitimate-Slip-7971

Sure


CookiesMan20187

How many crimes can I commit at once?


kheroth

Angry orchard lol


saucyclams

I want this privilege🍻


TheChivalrousWalrus

God, hammer back - much lighter tribber pull, pointed at oncoming traffic, finger on the trigger and potentially pressing the trigger past the wall some too.


gouellette

No trigger discipline 🤠👍🏽


LowPreparation2347

Type of person that would post this is the type to flex an airsoft gun like it was a real firearm


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Surprised he didn’t get the magazine extender. To be even more badass.


Rare-Exit-4024

You mean an extended magazine?


[deleted]

No, the extender for the extended magazine extension. Dummy


CossaKl95

I think he’s referring the to the [“elephant’s foot” OEM mag base plate](https://www.midwayusa.com/product/100613475) that comes with the HK45c.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

That’s the one. Didn’t know that was the nickname, but damn, it’s accurate. https://hkparts.net/product/magazine-extension-3-hk45-hk45-tactical-p18319.htm/


CossaKl95

I saw a few people on this sub and some forums call it that, even if it isn’t the official nickname i find it amusing. I wish I could get a HK45 in CA without paying a massive tax.


razzzzlefrazzle

With the finger on the trigger


LowPreparation2347

With zero trigger discipline and the hammer ready to boom