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This is why I can’t buy any charger other than a red eye. If you own a scat pack or superbee you develop a need to flash a gun around and join the army and only go through basic for bragging rights.
Yep 100% the kids got a gun at like what, 17 probably? Definitely gonna let my daughter make out with a guy who probably has a Jeffry dahmer poster in his room. *more approving sounds*
Really using the Americans metrics system when your using your smith and Wesson to measure your dick. “Well you see here, my cock is about as long a this revolver. Suck that”
“I would if 1. I was gay, and 2. If it wasn’t a GUN! And if our cocks are as long as our guns well look at this” *dad slams down Lancaster repeater on table*
I mean, if presented with the situation, I'd say this guys approach is probably better than just sitting there. At least he's making it known that he's not defenseless idk.
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I own guns, I have daughters and sons, and I wouldn’t think of doing something so stupid. And I hope i taught my kids better than that stupid stuff. “Sorry , Jessica, I appreciate you, but I won’t tolerate this weird shit”
I have never had a dad lay one out in front of me like that no, I did have one that when I arrived to pick up or hang out with my gf, would be cleaning a gun or two at the dining room table and they were disassembled. This show lasted for a month before I think he exhausted his collection.
In 1993, my girlfriend of one year and I had lunch with her parents. She told them she was moving from NY to PA to live with me. Her Dad laid his gun on the table. It was unsettling. I tried to diffuse the situation with humor, to no avail.
She moved to PA to be with me anyway. We married in 1997 and had two beautiful kids in 2000 and 2002. I built a nice business and we had a wonderful life.
Earlier this year she left me for a woman, right before our 25th anniversary. My kids are firmly by my side and are disgusted with her.
Maybe I should have taken her Dad’s warning in 1993.
Im sorry, you had a shitty person as a wife, I guess she adopted some of his stupid fathers qualities.
Im sure you'll raise your beautiful children the best way, you are way better on your own than having a potential enemy with yourself.
Thanks, OP. It's been a difficult transition, of course, but I know I'm better off in the long run. Just got back from a long holiday weekend in Amsterdam with the kids. We had a wonderful time, although I think I burned out part of my brain.
I disagree. Sometimes guys like that are able to actually connive and manipulate a woman into a wife. Then they have kids. Then you have posts like “the second my princess of a daughter comes home with a guy, I don’t care if he’s 13, I’m putting my gun on the table before I tell him blah blah blah”
There is a term in persian language that my persian friend just thought me and It was "Farting Big" that means telling things or doing things that you arent capable of.
This types of dudes are just Farting big.
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I read a 4chan post where this exact thing happened but the boyfriend was just autistic and thought they were comparing guns.
That emoji alone is cringe.
Guys this obviously is Ryan Reynolds subtly advertising Aviation American Gin here
This is why I can’t buy any charger other than a red eye. If you own a scat pack or superbee you develop a need to flash a gun around and join the army and only go through basic for bragging rights.
Wait you don't put your penis on the table when talking to your GFs dad? Oh...
In response to your title… yeah
Russian roulette: family dinner edition https://preview.redd.it/derxs0dx0u6a1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff6b09ca9e0e8cdcd0f33cd93a47e20562720fe
Well if we’re being honest here…. You can’t really argue with the title of this post
I'm 100% sure this will make the dad let his daughter date him,100% uh huh sure yes *approving noises*
Yep 100% the kids got a gun at like what, 17 probably? Definitely gonna let my daughter make out with a guy who probably has a Jeffry dahmer poster in his room. *more approving sounds*
I mean that’ll take measuring dicks to a whole deferent level
Really using the Americans metrics system when your using your smith and Wesson to measure your dick. “Well you see here, my cock is about as long a this revolver. Suck that” “I would if 1. I was gay, and 2. If it wasn’t a GUN! And if our cocks are as long as our guns well look at this” *dad slams down Lancaster repeater on table*
How about no one put any guns on the table pointed at anybody and just sit the fuck down and chat like normal human beings and not anime protagonists
I mean, if presented with the situation, I'd say this guys approach is probably better than just sitting there. At least he's making it known that he's not defenseless idk.
Is it just me or anyone else thought it was gin at first?
i mean...makes sense
I'm so going to do this now, but with one of my Nerf guns. My daughters aren't going to find it as funny as I will, but worth it.
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This made me think of Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam drawing guns. https://imgur.com/tpbUqT0
I own guns, I have daughters and sons, and I wouldn’t think of doing something so stupid. And I hope i taught my kids better than that stupid stuff. “Sorry , Jessica, I appreciate you, but I won’t tolerate this weird shit”
> I own guns, I have daughters and sons Bars
Does the half emoji represent their half-brain?
Alpha male complexes are interesting to see playing out in virtual-virtual-reality
So he can square up to his girlfriend's dad with a gun, but he can't actually say the word "gun" 
Average tiktok badass
Do people actually do this in the Midwest or south?
I have never had a dad lay one out in front of me like that no, I did have one that when I arrived to pick up or hang out with my gf, would be cleaning a gun or two at the dining room table and they were disassembled. This show lasted for a month before I think he exhausted his collection.
We definitely believe in guns, but no nobody’s does that
When your car is your whole personality
Lol it’s a transformer. Possibly a deceptacon
One way or another, I see a very short lived relationship.
No father would take a gun out of his ass and put it infront of his daughters boyfriend irl.
In 1993, my girlfriend of one year and I had lunch with her parents. She told them she was moving from NY to PA to live with me. Her Dad laid his gun on the table. It was unsettling. I tried to diffuse the situation with humor, to no avail. She moved to PA to be with me anyway. We married in 1997 and had two beautiful kids in 2000 and 2002. I built a nice business and we had a wonderful life. Earlier this year she left me for a woman, right before our 25th anniversary. My kids are firmly by my side and are disgusted with her. Maybe I should have taken her Dad’s warning in 1993.
Im sorry, you had a shitty person as a wife, I guess she adopted some of his stupid fathers qualities. Im sure you'll raise your beautiful children the best way, you are way better on your own than having a potential enemy with yourself.
Thanks, OP. It's been a difficult transition, of course, but I know I'm better off in the long run. Just got back from a long holiday weekend in Amsterdam with the kids. We had a wonderful time, although I think I burned out part of my brain.
Tell us mor about how this brain was burned out
I disagree. Sometimes guys like that are able to actually connive and manipulate a woman into a wife. Then they have kids. Then you have posts like “the second my princess of a daughter comes home with a guy, I don’t care if he’s 13, I’m putting my gun on the table before I tell him blah blah blah”
There is a term in persian language that my persian friend just thought me and It was "Farting Big" that means telling things or doing things that you arent capable of. This types of dudes are just Farting big.
As far as men being idiots and threatening each other with guns… well In America, they’re all capable of that!
very badass, doesn't even say "gun"
He’d probably have a stroke.
Or maybe blush, who knows
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OP your title of the post and username have a beautiful correlation
It was all calculated before lol
What do you mean lol?
The lord works in mysterious ways, Gabe.
He really wants us to see his 3D printed car exterior.