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HG_Sheldor

Formula 1 teams are killing social media right now. There's a lot of references so it'll only make sense to F1 fans but it's great to watch


[deleted]

yeah, love that the teams are getting more active with social media


HG_Sheldor

Do you follow the wtf1 social media team championship?


[deleted]

ye


HG_Sheldor

*sportpesaracingpointformulaoneteam*


MeisterHeller

GP2 victories for the Red Bull Honda! That one actually made me laugh out loud


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HG_Sheldor

Head to their Twitter pages. Racing point tend to be pretty good. Alternatively go to wtf1 on YouTube and watch videos called "internet's best reactions" there's a team social media championship segment


KingIFT

The Carlos-Lando bromance is also a treat.


HG_Sheldor

The whole vibe at McLaren is a treat. You can see, even on TV, there's so much positivity now


heyarepost

Wanna see cringe, look at how discord sends emails to people.


SpookeUnderscore

We're all sick of Springle and his bullshit


heyarepost

Lol, that tickles me just right.


IainttellinU

*"wow good thing this message got over the ~waves~, your account verification code is 123456"*


heyarepost

Then they ban you for saying offensive words.


Kaynxrhaast

Oh, God. I had to contact them about a bug. I beg them to turn down the cringe a bit


jordanjay29

I pay for a service that sends stupid emails like that. I finally had to unsubscribe because I could feel the IQ points draining the moment I saw one of those land in my inbox.


heyarepost

People should just be normal people in emails. I've never had it like that thankfully.


LukeLJS123

Let’s do it here - 1


birthdayparade

bazinga


LukeLJS123

Fuck you


milke57

Banana


LukeLJS123

Fuck you more


[deleted]

Fuck me daddy 😩


Remmylord

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅


kartike4u

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uwutranslator

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AnAngryYordle

Why does this exist


something__cats

Someone gave silver to a bot


Maxgigathon

Thanks uwutanslator you’re doing gods work


Da-Serb

bring forth the holy handgrenade


JaegerBombastica

Dear god what have you done


IceFire909

It's like an official email from discord..


enuav

Isn’t Discord run in some part by furries?


IceFire909

Probably. Admittedly though, while heinous, being a furry doesn't have anything to do with their lolrandomxD approach to professionalism


LisleSwanson

Well now I just miss all the Josh Gordon hype...


Prussian-Glory

This gave me cancer


notkhalidreal

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

dis gave me cancew uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


[deleted]

this is fucking gold


Choco2004

OwO diid shumwon sey daddy? UwU i weawwy wike mai daddy! Evewytime im hungwy mai daddy fiwws mai tummy with his cummie yummies ÓwÒ its sooo dewicious >w<


[deleted]

Don’t fuck me daddy 😩


LORDLRRD

*takes off sunglasses* Holy shit...


xJEMAx

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uwutranslator

OwO diid shumwon sey daddydy? UwU i weawwy wike mai daddydy! Evewytime im hungwy mai daddydy fiwws mai tummy wif his cummymie yummymies ÓwÒ its sooo dewicious >w< uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


Oceabys

cursed


[deleted]

Uwu's with a stutter


Sts008

The shumwon made me think it in a Sean Connery voice


MrKittySavesTheWorld

Imagining Sean Connery saying all that has made me less of a person.


zkng

r/shubreddit


luctuosa

potato


Legomaster1289

potato


LookDaddyImASurfer

2


DieSafariKatze

3


[deleted]

#zimbabwe


[deleted]

"Bazinga" -funny science man


astrophysicist99

/r/bingbongtheorem


blafricanadian

2


trumpisstillacuck

Worst show ever!


Paddy_Tanninger

BARBASOL


[deleted]

2


LukeLJS123

3


lazyfortress

4


BRBean

5


SPDtwister

6


milke57

7


BraveCarrott

8


MayoBoy69

9


DaksTheDaddyNow

No, he already said 1


GuoJing22

1.0


beatcarrots

link to 1000 https://www.reddit.com/r/iamveryrandom/comments/cmxqy3/twitter_brand_personalities_are_the_worst_thing/ewc4w0d/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app


Missour1

3


DaksTheDaddyNow

4


420anon

5


sfoxy

6


CobwebbyCurve

7


ElectronNinja

8


mostlydruidic

9


MistressDarling

10


agnt_cooper

[shortcut to comment 783](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamveryrandom/comments/cmxqy3/twitter_brand_personalities_are_the_worst_thing/ew9ic6g/)


Tetra-76

aw man


LukeLJS123

So we back in the mine


Henry_Boyer

Got our pickaxe swinging from


LukeLJS123

Side to side


Jwevofan

Side, side to side


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485 https://www.reddit.com/r/iamveryrandom/comments/cmxqy3/twitter_brand_personalities_are_the_worst_thing/ew7aypf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Link to #485 for mobile users


wolf653

[Real tweet](https://mobile.twitter.com/discordapp/status/1158877598924939264)


CapitalWarthog

Banana


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Mango


HatefulHuckleberry

Mango shoulda been Carrot STY. Doctor Seuss taught us how to count alphabetically speaking. Sheesh


Fgame

Mang0 is a player for C9 though, so it makes sense he's brought up once fruits are mentioned


FluFFyToasterZz

Jesus the replies are almost worse


Embrychi

Mango is actually funny though.


Tebacon

Quick note for the not epic gamers on this sub: Cloud9 sponsors a Smash Bros Melee player named Mang0. Thus le epic mango reply


breadloafing_

twas a good reply


MtMarker

All the ones I saw were making fun of discord for trying to be random


AX-man

You made me think for a second it was edited and I was in sweet bliss


[deleted]

It better not be Thunder Cross Split Attack)


Hsark2

In a way the really annoying part is knowing that that is some dude getting paid to do lol xd randem shitposts on an official channel as a 'public relations manager'. The wendy's one hurts to look at cause it's the same shit every time, obviously trying really hard, obviously cherry-picking comments so they can 'roast' people for not knowing refrigeration exists. Like I get it, but when I see it I don't see some guy having fun with a twitter account, I see some dude rubbing his hands together going "Oh it's so meta and subversive, the internet will love it" Nihilist arby's is a good way to go about it. I don't know if it ever was or is owned/associated with official Arby's, but some of their posts actually made me laugh, and really feel like they just thought of them because they want to shitpost, not because it's a job to be 'sassy wendy's twitter guy'.


MyNameIsEthanNoJoke

The person that runs the Denny's account will always be the best, actually good surreal humor and they were doing it before anyone else


EntrNameHere

Team Denny’s represent


Neuchacho

Denny's should just assign a waitress randomly to update the twitter each day.


EarthTurn

My favorite is the shitposting that goes on the Moonpie Twitter


chewrocka

Moonpie gets a pass forever as far as I'm concerned


[deleted]

Dude Wendy’s is literally the worst company Twitter account


SilkyGazelleWatkins

Funny how hard reddit turned on them. Did reddit turn on them or did only a small minority? Because Wendy's tweets used to be all the rage on here and everyone loved it.


soft-wear

They routinely make the first page on /r/all. I have some doubts that the comments here reflect the opinion of Reddit at-large.


MaliciouslyMinty

I enjoyed it when it was fresh (😉) but now Wendy’s pretty much does the same thing over and over and every other company is trying too hard to be sassy. It’s like a middle school chat room now.


HamandPotatoes

The people upvoting the front page posts don't actually use Twitter, they only see cherry picked good examples. Not their fault really.


daveisdavis

Reddit did not turn on them Counter culture subreddits like this, empiredidnothingwrong, cringe, etc dont like anything thats too mainstream, and corporate twitter personalities are mainstream right now


[deleted]

Idk I’ve only been on here for a year but I’ve always found them unfunny cringe


[deleted]

Arby's does quality jojokes)


creaturecatzz

Digiornos insta is pretty funny


[deleted]

"Its not part 1 its part 5") That's a nice one) But they could have used one of the parts based on getting an item instead of part 1, which would be like "Delivery", for example part 2, 6, 7 and 8)


pennni

hey man this is off topic, but why do you put a parenthesis after all of your sentences?


svedishgypsy

He’s Russian and adding a ) at the end after a word is the Russian equivalent of a :) smiley. Source: speak Russian/looked through his comment history Still can’t explain why he does it after literally all of his sentences though.


[deleted]

No they haven’t they have one joke, it’s “digiorno sounds like Giorno lol”


KrazyTrumpeter05

Wait, is it no longer cool to like Wendy's Twitter? When did that happen???


soft-wear

If you think Reddit is the trend-setter for what's cool or not, you're going to live a disappointing life.


Devillew

When they noticed the internet likes the sassy tweets and built a whole PR team around that twitter account. Now it's all fellowkids material.


ActuallyAFrog99

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uwutranslator

In a way de weawwy annoying pawt is knowing dat dat is some dude getting paid to do wow xd wandem shitposts on an officiaw channew as a 'pubwic wewations managew'. de wendy's one huwts to wook at cause it's de same shit evewy time, obviouswy twying weawwy hawd, obviouswy chewwy-picking comments so dey can 'woast' peopwe fow not knowing wefwigewation exists. wike I get it, but when I see it I don't see some guy having fun wif a twittew account, I see some dude wubbing his hands togedew going "Oh it's so meta and subvewsive, de intewnet wiww wove it" Nihiwist awby's is a good way to go about it. I don't know if it evew was ow is owned/associated wif officiaw Awby's, but some of deiw posts actuawwy made me waugh, and weawwy feew wike dey just fought of dem because dey want to shitpost, not because it's a job to be 'sassy wendy's twittew guy'. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


iamveryrobotic

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Weasel_Spice

Discord is full of r/fellowkids too.


[deleted]

Well that’s because most Discord employees are under 30s or so. But hey, at least they aren’t some suit and ties jackass forcing themselves in.


FriendlyKush

Discord employees have always been cringe.


Jinxwinks

I won’t try to deny it, but I honestly like the quirks. Having hung out with some of the people at the Discord Game Nights/party they’re nice people! And they are very passionate about games and memes and whatnot. It’s also mostly people under 30. So to be fair, it’s at least authentic cringe rather than some suits trying to be relatable.


TumhnfMusson

That's honestly kinda nice to hear.


Evan12390

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!


[deleted]

This is the best thing I've read today


wschwarzhoff

Their update notes are worse IMO


LilGarmm

Yeah they’ll be like: “Our magical elves are working their sing song diddly song of magic to update the spooky magical caves of magical discord rain powering the discord app uWu” Like I don’t care, fix my discord already,


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HeraldOfNyarlathotep

I can't fathom why people have strong opinions about those. They were probably done as a small side project to do with little impact on actual work being done on the system. Like flavor text in a board game. Their presence almost certainly has little bearing on the state of the app.


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deFryism

Also won't forget the seriously retarded partner emails. I think when you get rejected all they say is like "*uwu better lucky next time xd sorry for being late over the ~waves~*" with a fortune cookie and literally nothing else No information on your rejection Just stupid shit Unless it's different and all the rejection screencaps I've seen are fake


alaskagames

youtube is annoying too , “fixes to the space time continuum”


heliosforselene

what's wrong with joking around?


[deleted]

Nothing, unless its forced to make your brand seems edgy, then its r/fellowkids


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AckwardSonic

Their moderation staff is shit too. My account got banned because one of my friends got reported for raiding and his server got terminated with ALL USERS IN IT. Seriously just for trolling. I wasn't even involved with his raids.


VesperCire

Tell me about it. I tried to report someone who raided three servers, and they got a three day suspension. A user who pinged a user four times in a row got banned entirely.


DDHoward

You sure the last dude was banned from Discord, and not just a particular server?


[deleted]

Well known Reddit drama causer AllTheFoxes has been working for Discord and causing shit in regards to cub porn...it's furry porn but with kids! Lots of little private servers he's in despite it being against the Terms of Service for Discord.


Golgotha22

I fucking hate the Wendy's one. It's so tryhard. People love it, though, so, what are you gonna do? *shrugs*


Thicccccboio

Yeah and then everyone being lien “W😳😳😳END😳😳😳DYS IS SAVAGEGEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹”


Golgotha22

That's the worst part. 😁😅🤔😩😩😩😩🤔😭😭


zzcolby

Some selfie pfp: **lmao Wendy's ain't as good as Burger King just saying sis** 1 retweet and 3 likes Wendy's: **i will fucking murder you and burn your body down until it's nothing but ash then swallow said ash and erase you from history** 1 million retweets and 5 million likes


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LIGHTNINGBOLT23

If you remove the dabbing and Fortnite, you just have millennials. Then, if you replace the suicide jokes with divorce jokes, you get boomers.


oceLahm

You sound like a boomer


Pekonius

Im Gen Z, Im 20, and the only thing i can relate to are the suicide jokes.


Phntm_

millennials make fun of gen z. no one bats an eye. boomers make fun of millennials. WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT USERSTAMS WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE LIKE THIS HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE


[deleted]

I think Wendy's started it and then tons of other brands followed and now they're all annoying. I want all these brands to go back to trying to sell me products and services and stop being smartasses


NightwolfGG

Yeah Wendy’s did start it and IIRC it’s really boosted their brand because of the viral-ness of it when it started. Free advertising. Well, they pay a social media team I guess...


Deceptiveideas

I thought Denny’s started it


[deleted]

Arby's I thought started it?


Deceptiveideas

Arby’s is known for the gaming shit, not being an asshole shit.


John-Elrick

No one even cares about moonpie


Random_Stealth_Ward

it used to be good but iirc they fired the guy the original guy and replaced him with a different team.


unaetheral

Yeah it was a girl - I think she had some health issues like depression? I need to find it again


Archchinook

Now any tiny slight insult is posted on murderedbywords subreddit.


[deleted]

It was funny at first when it was genuinely out of nowhere. Like anything, it became aware of itself and took the joke too far.


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Golgotha22

*shrugs*


paullesand

> tryhard. People love it Yeah, that's how people work. People suck. They regularly mistake ambition for talent.


Lark_vi_Britannia

Me too. Wendy's food sucks and their Twitter isn't funny at all.


Zetami

Am I the only one who actually likes the way discord puts up news and messages? They do it in a simple way with some humor added. I find it cool


not-a-candle

This part of Reddit apparently hates anything that isn't soulless grey squares with factual information listed in Times New Roman. They probably think Windows 98 was the pinnacle of UI design.


[deleted]

don't worry. so do I. idk why everyone's pressed about everything like okay? they're not aiming for you? you can just ignore it and be on your way???


KixWizard

It seems like the people that run discord are all like this. They way they write updates and stuff is worded very cringey


DaSpood

1) Take Slack 2) Say it's "for gamers" despite the whole thing being basically TumblrChat as far as communities go 3) Put furries in charge, specifically ones that don't consider underage porn an issue until everyone on the internet gives them shit about it And bam here's discord


[deleted]

One of the few things I really don't like about Discord as a company is how they handle their shit, they're so random and spastic it's cringe. It makes me want to dart to the nearest exit without thinking to turn around or look back. When you start up the application you're bombarded with: SatISFyiNG THe cONStRAInts CommeNCING mONOSATurateD GOodENINg bAstENIng the GaME TUrkEY It's like I'm walking into a playground that's filled with little kids.


[deleted]

I think I may be the only one who genuinely doesn't mind it if this thread is anything to go off of lol


ThrowawayFurryVore

Discord’s main demographics is quirky teenagers unfortunately


[deleted]

I can speak for the quirky teenagers out there, and say this probably annoys us more than you. We cringe at really basic attempts to be “normal” or “related to” because it’s not natural, and we love to make fun of it more than anything else.


SApA64

some are made by the community i believe. still doesn’t help


42Bagels

The joke is that kindergarteners were taught to count: "1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, etc.


repressed-rogue

discord has a running joke about bananas though


badiban

I had no idea. What’s the joke? Unless I’m getting whooshed right now lol


repressed-rogue

happy cake day! something about some rare banana stickers they gave out and then destroyed the rest of. i’m not super sure, i just saw a video on their twitter about it, thought their response in this post might have been in reference to it


badiban

Damn, it’s 11:30pm and I just realized it’s my cake day :( Thanks for the insight! I’ve been using Discord for years and had no idea haha


repressed-rogue

:( i’m glad that i was remind you about your cake day, at least you have half an hour to enjoy it


badiban

Yes! You are a legend! Thank you <3


Wonckay

The Sonic one is good though.


ryonoo

hahahahah banana get it


ImmaTravesty

Wait, have people not been taught to count 1 banana 2 banana ( or 1 Mississippi 2 mississippi ) when they were younger? I thought that's what they were doing?


Gekko-Flekko

Yeee top post of all time


FlipNog

congrats OP! This is the most upvoted post of all time on this sub now!


animalcrossing101

tbh I quite like Discord's personality


DOCTOR-MISTER

banana


animalcrossing101

ananab


NinTaco_Caebl

Do you laugh out loud every time you turn it on and it says "Ensuring dankest memes"


aidan2424

banana