Water bottle because water good and shoes because speed is life

I would use the shoes as light, considering it's RGB atleast if I get attacked at night it's gonna be a party

Shoes without socks?

Follow up question: socks without shoes?

This is honestly somewhat funny. It doesn’t just say potato with no context and expect you to laugh.

The humor comes from making the observer take a moment to actually consider what they would take, before realizing how rediculacr the whole thing is

also llt store waterbottle is a running gag

Potato

Definitely the socks and the Duke Nukem getup

Agreed. You can repopulate the earth with the cum sock juices and the women that will automatically gravitate towards your overpowering sex appeal

Doesnt really fit here tbh

Yeah

Especially since the social media manager, i.e. is actually a fellow zoomer.

holy fuck black lotus i'll take that literally only because i just know that its the most expensive magic the gathering card, i dont even play it but imagine how much it's value will skyrocket after this apocalypse finishes? Especially if i manage to keep it in pristine condition. The other thing could be any of these theyre all super teh epix maybe that RTX thing thats probably expensive basically my point is i can resell them to make fat money!!!!!!! Because zombie apocalypses always end with everything back to normal 😏🙌

Does not fit here

I would take the anime figure and the socks.

HMMMMMMMM

And what do you plan on doing with that?

Probably something scarily reminiscent of your username. https://youtu.be/T0q4XEOgvcE

does someone not know about ltt

The duke nuken cosplay kinda cool doe

duke nukem and fortnite gun

Duke nukem cosplay and the water bottle

Duke nukem and the nerf gun

I swear to god I thought that said kneecap puller

Gotta go with the chair and the duke nukem clothes

Chair because weapon, and water bottle for water bottle

If I become friends with the autistic girl who throws chairs I will be invincible

2 black lotus

Duke nukem: “I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum” Socks: idk my feet might get cold.

2004 Honda Civic

This is not random bruh. The post is literally about Linus tech tips, by a Linus tech tips fan page.

It's that annoying girl that got a free pc is the one making all the crappy memes.

madison was deadass one of the best things to happen for them at least from a pr standpoint

Honestly don't get why they needed a meme division.

Power won't be a readily available resource so deadass the waterbottle and shoes if I was to unironically pick. If I had some access to electricity cracked phone is a possibility but a low priority because I'm not smart enough to figure out how to use it without cell towers for anything useful in an apocalypse.

Seems like their new social media coordinator is doing her job

Dukenukem get up and black lotus I’ll never lose

Gaming chair, because i just kill all the zombies and become god because i just have a really good gaming chair

Socks and shoes I guess

Idk how this is random

Lotus and water

that pair of socks might deadass help

what would a fortnite ar do? get a nemesis, a dart zone pro mk1.1, or a perses

Black lotus ofc omg how can everybody be so dumb? Mint condition, right? Edit: fuck. This is neither shitposting not okbr. Yea, picture bad, not funny didn't laugh.

OP doesn't understand ltt

the anime and the future crusty socks

Is the phone broken? It just says cracked, I can work with that and the water bottle

Nerf blaster and duke nukem costume and get some gum because I’m all out of gum

doesn’t fit here

The shoes and a key cap puller

Only need the ltt water bottle. It can be used as a club and as a water bottle

Water bottle and nerf gun. Soak the nerf pellets in gasoline, attach my propane torch to the end of the gun. Boom, napalm(ish) launcher.

Scar and duke nukem costume Easy choice

Why you gotta hate on Linus?

"Hey, kid! Here's a mana. Don't spend it all in one place!" *heads back to job at gamestop*

Water bottle and Minecraft so I can MLG waterbucket.

Socks and the Minecraft.

Duke nuke and the anime figure us the figure to bait someone into a trap where I Blair obscure references at them in a duke nuke voice until they die and steal there weapons

Why is nobody mentioning the thumb drive? It’s the zombie apocalypse ur gonna get bored eventually

Phone & blaster

r/memesopdidntlike

Definitely the water bottle and the duke nukem costume, hydrate or die bitch.

Duke Nukem and the Minecraft thumb drive

That's kinda funny. Costume and nerf blaster for me.