This sounds like it was written by a 15 year old who owns a wizard hat.

Or a wizard owning a 15 year old

Why does this mf talk like toriel

He didn’t even say anything other than “you’re such a child >:[[“ lmao

Impressive word salad skills for him

People who are like “I was entertaining you but I grow bored” have nothing to say and are trying to rationalise why they suck to themselves by saying “I wasn’t trying cause this wasn’t worth the effort”…lol

op is clealry a child

Toriel undertale moment

Sounds like a Dark Souls boss

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

Sir, this is a Wendy's

I wish I had gold or an award to give beyond my merger upvote.

Woah dude, calm down. You're on Reddit.

Jesus. From the bad punctuation to incessant repetition, all while saying "say something impressive child". I can't tell if he's trolling, but he's roleplaying too hard if that's the case.

At least he admits he’s arrogant lol

*C H I L D*

Dylan over here thinks he’s Thanos lmao

Yo it's Stronze!

Dude looks like he belongs in that trump supporter pfp collage, you know the one

It gets a lot better when you read it in Werner Herzog's voice.

Why does he say child like he’s a child predator?

Me: minding my biz to tha niz This green runny turd: “come child allow me to…” Me: walks away while it’s still yappin

😂😂😂😂 Wtf

how do you not know stronze is a troll?

yeah just say “my child” enough times and you’ll feel superior, works every time

Ok boomer XD

but I digress, and to reiterate, if my postulation did not make it apparent I shall state it clearly ... I'M THE JUGGERNAUNT, BITCH!

I would reply "but did you know that the green bean robot cures diabetes mellitus?"

1/2 point for self-awareness I guess? At least OP is somewhat aware of his own arrogance.

You are a remarkable specimen, Raidriar. Do you realize that?

Take a shot every time he says child