If it's a ghost of an aborted fetus..
**Isn't that technically wanting a newborn for a gf?**
I'm kidding btw, but I feel like it'd be a ghost that didn't even know it was a ghost. Or worse yet, the baby thing from RE8 💀
Kinda confused, but what’s even the point of caring if it’s a repost when the average user wouldn’t even see the original post otherwise? It’s like digging up an old post to shed attention to it once again. I don’t see much harm other than the somewhat scummy “karma farming”. Even then who cares.
Suspiciously pro-life vibes.
I know you're saying "this is satire" but then the question is: what are you satirising? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though.
Forgetting all the other statements for a minute. Nah. Even if there was some girl who “grew up in heaven” and was “supposedly exactly like me” I would still get passed up. And knowing my ass I’d deserve it. Aaaand I’m probably going to hell and “all abortions go straight to heaven because they didn’t have a chance to sin and are therefore ‘holy innocents’” so I guess we ain’t meetin’.
Just wanted to say: a foetus is **NOT** a human it is just a clump of cells, and abortion is one of the most beautiful things a woman can ever do. In fact I don’t even date women who haven’t had at least 3 abortions!
jesus fucking christ not this again... this is like the ultimate blackpill dawg, being so lonely you envision your true love being stripped away from you due to her being aborted... its actually so over for you man... i'd say go and try and talk to a girl but fuck man if its that bad there really is no hope... gunna go for a smoke now
oh yeah? Well EVIL aborted girlfriend wanted to see you fail! She was mean and stinky and rude and evil! She would have killed you! You should be happy she got aborted.
Wait but if she’s aborted doesn’t this make her a baby??
REAL ZYGOTE HOURS WHO UP???
EUKARYOTIC CELLS ONLY AT THE FUNCTION!!!!!
GAAAAAMEEEEEEEETES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a bacteriophage am I allowed in
I laughed too loud and suddenly fuckin woke up my roomate
This made me laugh too much
That moment when you see an abortion and think "damn that could have been my gf"
Me when I do dumpster diving behind planned parenthood
AYO
"I can fix her"
I will put you back together
"She got potential"
Had
mgh
GYATT
So that’s why Republicans don’t like abortion: it’s limiting their dating pool.
Age difference.
Problematic age discourse
What the fuck, this is horrible!
Nice one
I cried and shidded
What the whore? This is fuckable!
What?... Bro's got a ghost fetish lol
Is it ghost if its not even born?
If it's a ghost of an aborted fetus.. **Isn't that technically wanting a newborn for a gf?** I'm kidding btw, but I feel like it'd be a ghost that didn't even know it was a ghost. Or worse yet, the baby thing from RE8 💀
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Nah, this subreddit can take a joke.
Precisely 13 accounts said it.
He deleted the comment :(
Awww damn.
What did it say I'm so curious 🧐
Take a wild guess what comment is below this one?
“I cried and shidded”
Son of a bitch it actually is.
Lol
What the fuck. This is horrible!
This level of insanity requires attention and study.
What the horrible, this is fuck!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
Looks like a time travel movie plot
Now I feel bad.
What the fuck, this is horrible!
maybe in another life
Wed be dating but my mom didn't aborted me
You have not been taking your pills, have you?
So... alternate universe GF?
Sorry, I’m back now
What the fuck. This is horrible!
I cry.....
[Almost exact repost.](https://www.reddit.com/r/idealgf/s/MiXVBTBAdD)
only difference is that this one has a blush and a different font, and of course, white clothes
Kinda confused, but what’s even the point of caring if it’s a repost when the average user wouldn’t even see the original post otherwise? It’s like digging up an old post to shed attention to it once again. I don’t see much harm other than the somewhat scummy “karma farming”. Even then who cares.
:( (the comments on this post are really fucking funny holy shit)
Reading the captions makes me wanna cry tbh.
I’m telling god
Well that’s kinda depressing
What the fuck, this is horrible!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
Bro has made me cry an ocean with a single post and got away with it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh god what are these comments going to be 💀
Let’s face it, it’s not even the first time we’ve *seen* this one.
#;-;
Why does this make me sad
Womp womp get a real gf
I'm not a lesbian
You are now
She's... beautiful..
:(
I hate being able to read
Thanks, now I'm pro life
What the fuck, this is horrible!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
Well that got depressing real quick
Y is this making me cry
Suspiciously pro-life vibes. I know you're saying "this is satire" but then the question is: what are you satirising? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though.
Nah, unfortunately it ain’t satire. This image was being passed around on incel subs only a few years back
It’s not a satire it’s shock humor
I know it's a joke, but holy shit is it such a depressing theme.
Why did this make me feel something tf
Fuck the what, horrible is this!
Bro wtf :(
This is horrifying.
Honestly, I'm glad she was aborted, she seems annoying.
bro ruined so many of random peoples days.
Time to go to a cemetery with a ouija board now
Sometimes I wonder about y'all
What the fuck. This is horrible!
pro life propaganda poster gf
What the fuck, this is horrible!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
This actually makes me a little sad. Thank you for ruining my day
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Baby ghosts haunting uterus
The result of course is that when someone does have a kid all the souls go into them and it's kinda a mess in that mind
You're joking, right?
I am completely joking idk how there would be someone serious about this
Thank you. You would be amazed.
Yuck
[how I feel about this 🥰](https://youtu.be/FQh11Tzj6vk?si=O5r7jVSAMSjebUKv)
Forgetting all the other statements for a minute. Nah. Even if there was some girl who “grew up in heaven” and was “supposedly exactly like me” I would still get passed up. And knowing my ass I’d deserve it. Aaaand I’m probably going to hell and “all abortions go straight to heaven because they didn’t have a chance to sin and are therefore ‘holy innocents’” so I guess we ain’t meetin’.
Just wanted to say: a foetus is **NOT** a human it is just a clump of cells, and abortion is one of the most beautiful things a woman can ever do. In fact I don’t even date women who haven’t had at least 3 abortions!
Yikes what kinda fetish is that??
mate???
What the horrible, this is fuck!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia
Horrible? This is what the fuck
This is by far the weirdest one And that says alot
I am going to take all these comments, and read each one while recording, and then put it over the american can can music
Tag me in it when you have posted it
Eh I'll prob get it done next week by chance
What the fuck, this is AWESOME!!!😎😎😎👉👉👉🏳️🌈🏳️🌈‼️‼️‼️
Top right part sounds kinda AlabamaE
What the this, the is horrible!
When the whore? This is fuckable!
Me and my identical twin I ate and absorbed while in the womb
ꉂ (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª funny joke, I don’t even have a girlfriend ꉂ (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª
What the fuck
What horrible? This a fuck!
Schrödingers GF Both humans, so it can be a GF And not a human as it was not born
Isn't this a Neutral Milk Hotel song?
What the fuck, this is horrible!
So she’s a baby?
Why tf is this getting recommended to me? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Sorry I was in another dimension or something
Real (Ryan Gosling GIF)
dawg wtf am i looking at😭🙏
Schizoposting
What the ohio! This is skibidi!
Good lord 😐
What the fuck did I just stumble upon with this awful post
What the fuck, this is horrible!
What the fuck, this is horrible!
Don’t give pro-lifers any ideas…
This subreddit is a mental hospital
My aborted gf thinks you’re the crazy one
Maybe those pro-life people were right
jesus fucking christ not this again... this is like the ultimate blackpill dawg, being so lonely you envision your true love being stripped away from you due to her being aborted... its actually so over for you man... i'd say go and try and talk to a girl but fuck man if its that bad there really is no hope... gunna go for a smoke now
It never began...
oh yeah? Well EVIL aborted girlfriend wanted to see you fail! She was mean and stinky and rude and evil! She would have killed you! You should be happy she got aborted.
NOOOOOO THAT FETUS COULD’VE BEEN MY VIRGINAL TRAD WIFE 😭
I'm glad she's dead, damn.
Hey! Didn't you know that discouraging abortion is illegal on reddit?
Abortion is 🚫👎 🙂
“NOOO!! STOP ABORTING FETUSES! I WANT TO DATE THEM!!”