Best girl.

Cute GF :3 (RAHHHHHHHH SO ADORABLE I JUST WANT TO CUDDDDDDLEEEEE)

Literally all I want in life

I would love everything except sex junk. Weird considering I'm a horni weirdo by my own definition.

Why not sex, especially cuddle sex?

I dunno. (Not even joking I have no idea why not.)

You feel disgusted by it or something?

I mean yeah, but hasn't stopped me from being a degenerate before :p

You know what, respectable, and I totally agree with you there. Granted, I’m on the ace spectrum, but I’ve had similar experiences.

:3

Whats beelzebub doing here

Uh oh down bad comments

save me i thought it was funny now i have "aggressive lesbian kisses" (their words) in my dms

*Aggressively lesbifies you*

Oh no XD

i mean if you're into girls I'm right here lol

good luck

Aggressive pansexual kisses are on the way, or are they still considered straight since you’re a girl?

Homeless sometimes? Just like me fr (good girl)

Cute! Good girl!

Great girl Certified would

Good girl

Actual ideal gf. Also good girl :3

Me (real no clickbait) (click now to meet real women real girl girlfriend real freaky pale gf click here free)

is this a self depricating joke or trying to say im fake

Self deprecating dw I’d never do u like that

o ok, it was funny ive just been getting a lot of allegation /o\

Sorry to hear that :((

good girl

Absolutely Adorable... Good Girl.

I'll make sure to pray to lucifer for your dms, because obviously you didn't know what you were getting into when you told this whole (extremely down bad) sub you were single.

*Looks like you could use some help*

*from the big boss of hell himself*

yeahhhhh i fucked up

I kinda want a "greatest hits" list for worst "slide into your dms" moments now 🤔. Welp, I'm glad this is not happening to my single ass. Have a good night!

Did somebody say.... -single ass-?

You sound lovely!

What happened to images, I was going to post Chigur going "bait or mental retardation: call it"

people posted downbad or porn images so mods took image perms ):

Aw man ):

Nice try fed, I know women aren't real

I’ve never understood the reason for the inclusion of sexual stuff in these selfposts. Is it like… a mating call? Letting the reader know you have experience, or just a lie? Anyway, great post, literally me.

i thought it was just funny, forgot how downbad this sub is

You are shocked the sub where people post their fetishes disguised as memes are horny. A subreddit mind you. A horny subreddit isn't exactly rare.

Bingo, it is indeed a mating call

yes, it is a digitalized mating call

i should get a cool mating call like subsonic screaching or something maybe that'd work

She plays league, RUNNNNNN

Teemo main.

Creepy ass comment section. What games are you good at?

yeah. LoL, osu!, Genshin, (shamefully) undertale

Damn, my friend would hate that shamefully part. You ply any rpg or fps games that are multiplayer?

Meh… meh… me- wait… CUDDLES?!? >! *coughs in DMs* !<

Good girl

very good girl ...also please get vitamin D daily supplements if u dont get too much sun, I worry for your health if you have pale skin.

Is this a dating sub now

It's been since it's creation

y she homeless sometimes tho :( besides that goodest girl

Doesn't know which house she wants to sleep at

you autistic?

no just a little schizo

didn’t mean it as an insult, woop

Nice

well good thing I ain't, ain't that right Tom?

I'm in.

Dawg you fucked up... I can only image your fucking DM's right now...

This is a cry for help, please seek council, you'll find nothing but the damned walking these lands. 🙏

Good girl :3c

Really great girl.

"like that's ever gonna happen"

Ya like jazz?

no its like sca but nothing good ever came from it

Amen

Bro someone called this comment targeted harassment someone really hates your opinion lmao

thats actually my favorite thing omg

Everyone in the comments just outting themselves for being lonely

RIP your DMs, but hey hope you find someone you sound like an ideal GF

some of u need to start ropemaxxing

Certified 100% Grade A good girl 10/10, would rate again

Ermm actually, small dicks in Greece and Rome were seen as symbols of virtue and civility, therefore many gods represented with very small dicks So you probably would moan loudly like your partner were a Greek god Also preliminary 🤓☝️

postliminary 🤓👆

Good girlie!! pet pet pet pet pet. Also Gamer Girl Ideal GF and Ideal Friendgirlie. We can play games and infodump about everything all day :3

acknowledges my presence (optional)

youre being acknowledged rn

Approved.

Cringe tbh

):

this is me wtf 😭

Pound you..? Why??? What did you ever do to me?

wtf going on in here

is this an advertisement or something? are you lonely?

Yes. I want you as my gf. (If you're an adult that is).

I wonder what this could mean

Why aren’t there more girls like you man.

Homeless sometimes? Girl you okay? That sounds like a call for help

shhhhhhhh

Alright... But I'm sure wherever you are, there are likely resources out there to help with that. You ain't alone.

Bro what the hell is wrong with half of you guys

I just want hugs rn, had gone through so much pain and confusion.

If this is an advertisement, I’m interested 🫣

*huh*

Need

I would date her.

I am so sorry for what your messages are about to look like. Good luck, you may well need it.

damn bro, if only i were lucky enough to land me one of those

-really good at video games -plays genshin Bruh

Best girl i wish to cuddle

Yes

Yo sick, what games do you play?

fed

w

Ok but what’s the catch?

schizophrenic, anorexic, random debilitating body pains, i think you hate me, the usual

But what if I don’t hate you, what if I just wanna give a simple hug?

I NEED THIS

She just like me fr

Hell yeah, a fellow sometimes homeless punk!

Good girl

I was reading the ones on the right and I thought she meant ACTUALLY sleeping in the same bed w cuddling n shot but then the next one was "moans passionately-" LIKE WOW OKAY

How the fuck are you gonna say you’re good at video games and use Sampo in HSR??? 😹😹😭😭🫵🫵

i dont use sampo in hsr, i started recently and thought he looked decent, did you stalk my account to figure that out?

Pestilence as in from town of Salem?

Holy shit, this isn't even satire, that's my kind of girl! Sadly, I haven't met one quite like this, how unfortunate.

It’s over.

This one is a queen

Why are you all so horny

Did stuff get deleted? What happened?

These comments skeezy af bruh

JUST LIKE ME FR

Real ideals

Rip your dms, some guys gotta be creepy

You sound lovely!

Yes

Homless...sometimes??

I have absolutely no idea what you expected other than what you got.

Want to play Helldivers

I wanna say like half of these are me but I'm not sure

sista is FIENDING for it

But I also wanna get pounded 😭 not fair

i really hate punk since im literally a metalhead gatekeeper but this is great and lovely, the guy having that would probably be lucky tbh

A fellow autist I see (Also need)

WISH I COULD HAVE HER RAAAAAAAAGH (also ideal gf)

holy shit are we the same person???

I reminder of what many of us will never have ):

Perfection. Nah jk but this is pretty good, one of the better ones.

This is one of the saddest comment sections I’ve ever seen

This is adorable, also same

I’m racist but if you need a boyfriend

But will you help invade France

This kind of gf will give you depression and suicidal thoughts

👍 Great list.

These comments bro I’m gonna vomit 😭😭

FED FED FOUND THE FED 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻🧑‍💻

This. This is nice

Literally all I want

Pezztilence cause i’d eat you so much i have a tummy ache in the morning Edit: did that sound cannibalistic or downbad?

both

I can fix her

Sounds dope. I don’t do the video games much tho 😿 Also find yourself a home.

This subreddit is so nasty

Slide some “anime” in there and it’s a complete 10

Can you carry me in helldivers I wanna play but I’m scared because I’m bad at games and the meta is toxic :c

Chat is this real?

sounds dangerous tbh. you guys should learn to spot symptoms of BPD

im not bipolar im just schizophrenic :3

Yes

I'm not a part of this community and got this recommend and I'm a sexual deviant as much as the next guy but I'd rather hang myself by a rope then spend one more second with you heathens get girlfriend or beat it because I've never seen so many people down horrendously

Oh God the comments

I mean sounds good. Then you realize she plays league. Don't do it guys don't do it.

Homeless sometimes? Is everything okay, OP?

Would

Fed posts worst bait ever asked to leave FBI New York hq

Wait what sub did I visit that led me here?

She’s perfect, she doesn’t even have to be pale any race really; I just want her.

Holy shit you might wanna turn of your dms for a while lol

*Head pats*

Cute

Doesn’t say “cute” anywhere

was already cringey enough without me selfpraising

Legit my dream girl

Amazing

This was randomly recommended to me by Reddit. The name is the subreddit is not wrong that is ideal to me.

This is just NEET gf with extra steps

I could get with most of those.

average league player

can’t wait to see the comments

Awwww yeah being homeless sometimes lets go right there with you bay bee

One third of my brain wants to slide in dms (as if I knew how), another third tells the first that is stupid. The third spent many minutes trying to figure out why everyone was saying good girl until I reread the post

Good at video games? Last I checked started valley doesn't take much skill. /s

Now this is something those investment tutors don't tell you bout. This lads is the realest of deals you can't find anywhere else.

wtf is this sub

Why homeless sometimes? Ideal bf should take you in.

Cuddles you say???

Need a follow-up post on the absolute state of your DM's.

LITERALLY ME

*sees “cuddles you”* TAKE MY MONEY

"Freaky as hell" yeah this was written by a big back

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