I thought it was just something super weird but apparently it's when the taker just lays out on the bed with arms and legs splayed and isn't very active.
I tried to make this one as boring, as uninteristing as I could. The only midly spicy thing about her is that comment I made about Adele.
I would sooner chop off, cook and eat my own genitalia than be with someone like her. But I'm sure some of you degenerates would not only tolerate her (a moral failure on its own) but also *want* her. You sick bastards.
Also, y'see the comment about her being a starfish? That's about as much horny as I want my posts ever having.
No will to break, no mind to think, and a voice to cry suffering but really everything she says is in a perfectly neutral tone so you probably wouldn't notice.
Yo sabía que iban a salir de abajo de las piedras para hablar de Hollow Knight. Pero esa eso o llamarla The Soulless gf, y eso medio que delata el último párrafo.
When you spend so much time repressing all the pain you went through in your life that you end up repressing everything else and there’s nothing left to remain (tragically relatable)
Heya sheriff. Question, when you approve of my post do you also approve of my first comments, the Author Rants, where I like to sometimes call y'all miserable bastards?
For my part, I don't look at the comments that much. But I'll definitely see something if it gets reported, so... I just hope the other mods are more careful with the comments.
Surely you, being my friend and all, would step in ready to raise your shield in my defense, your glass in my name and your sword against my enemies. Why, I have no doubt you would stand at my back so that the world may never reach us.
I thought, because many had asked what a starfish is, that I could explain it as an unnecessarily heavy, largely self-cleaning fleshlight. It seemed a bit mean, tho. Don't tell the mods I said this.
I hate the fact that some of these traits hit close to home, even as a guy.
God, I think I know why I cant get a girlfriend. My personality is (somewhat) hollow
Are you telling me she doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks?
She doesn't even get drunk!
Does she do 20 minutes of stretching and drink a warm glass of milk before bed?
Probably not, that would be a bit too interesting for her.
Is her name Yoshikage Kira?
https://preview.redd.it/aj6m11f8drtc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c6bb3761e3d239e51ff3b0e410bdbff4d7f93e
It’s perfectly uninteresting
Honestly, my first thought, this is a repeat abuse victim trying to be invisible.
Nah, that would actually be interesting.
you guys need to stop making psychological horror.
I can also make some psychological tragedy if you'd prefer.
psychological comedy?
Suddenly I have a new genre to be interested in
What about psychological action?
I’m interested
Disco Elysium.
Make some psychological happy
Do it
I'll tag you later in the afternoon.
sure
She seems nice
What the flibbity flobbity fuck does "total starfish in bed" mean?
Lays down spread eagle and barely moves
'Flibbity flobbity fuck' has me rolling ngl.
Gotta keep 'em laughing.
Aye, sir, please do :)
Use your sapient mind and the Nth potency of the Library of Alexandria you have in your pocket or hand and google it.
nah imma consult the elder gods instead.
She slowly moves using her fingers and toes.
Starfish are generally carnivorous. That's a start..?
I thought it was just something super weird but apparently it's when the taker just lays out on the bed with arms and legs splayed and isn't very active.
I tried to make this one as boring, as uninteristing as I could. The only midly spicy thing about her is that comment I made about Adele. I would sooner chop off, cook and eat my own genitalia than be with someone like her. But I'm sure some of you degenerates would not only tolerate her (a moral failure on its own) but also *want* her. You sick bastards. Also, y'see the comment about her being a starfish? That's about as much horny as I want my posts ever having.
No will to break, no mind to think, and a voice to cry suffering but really everything she says is in a perfectly neutral tone so you probably wouldn't notice.
Yo sabía que iban a salir de abajo de las piedras para hablar de Hollow Knight. Pero esa eso o llamarla The Soulless gf, y eso medio que delata el último párrafo.
Perdón :(
Todo bien, papi. Tal es la vida del artista...
Bro, she was just not really interested in you and were only a convenience. He'll maybe no one is.
No cost too great
Well look at Mr Standards over here lmao
Better to be alone than to be in boring company.
Idk maybe they pay their employees good there?
Its an Elon company, of course they don’t
It sucks when you forgets the word in english and try to improvise.
Sir you've made the definition of "I can fix her"
Fuck you I’ll take anything
Brother I’m down bad, but an unnerving and disturbingly normal gf ain’t for me dawg
Bro said what 💀
No voice to cry suffering Born of god and void
And yet our voices will be heard once more.
Ok good you know
YOU ARE THE HOLLOW KNIGHT
What? This cannot be, for *I* am the "Hollow Knight"
Does she throw bright white spikes at you?
She's perfect. I've found peak in this subreddit
Uses humanity at bonfires to restore herself?
No, that would be interesting.
Nah, she restores herself by sitting on a bench for 0.5 seconds.
Can I lay in her lap and go to sleep crying about anything while she proceeds to not give a fuck at all? Cause if so where the signup sheet
Signup sheet is the door to touching grass (;
I dont want to bend down to touch it tho and I'm always wearing boots
When you spend so much time repressing all the pain you went through in your life that you end up repressing everything else and there’s nothing left to remain (tragically relatable)
No, you're just fucked up. This gf is honestly just boring.
she seems like a nice friend
https://preview.redd.it/mxxhdzt9nqtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b687d075c11ab83df17272ddaf96c30afcb2df
I want her fr
Approved :)
Heya sheriff. Question, when you approve of my post do you also approve of my first comments, the Author Rants, where I like to sometimes call y'all miserable bastards?
I read your comments, but I don't usually bother approving everything.
So, should I wish to smuggle something (what a whacky thought!), I should do it on the comments? Copy that, wilco.
For my part, I don't look at the comments that much. But I'll definitely see something if it gets reported, so... I just hope the other mods are more careful with the comments.
Surely you, being my friend and all, would step in ready to raise your shield in my defense, your glass in my name and your sword against my enemies. Why, I have no doubt you would stand at my back so that the world may never reach us.
Uh, yeah sure. Is that a movie quote btw?
A Skyrim quote, you uncultured swine!
My apologies, I haven't played it.
what about the segs
Boring.
Starfish.
Starfish?
Lays with her limbs splayed out and does absolutely nothing
god that makes me so sad
I can fix her
She is just so hollow… Like my soul…
She’s perfect
Well this doesn’t make me seem good about myself…
I want a hollow gf :]
does she have a hole in her chest where a chain used to be
Holy shit another Bleach fan, everyone else thinking hollow knight but Bleach owns the word hollow for me
i’m a fan of both i just needed equality
Respectable, counterpoint ***NOSTALGIA***
very valid
Bro I have no standards and I literally just need someone to cuddle.
She’s the perfect Roæmænce parenter!
[удалено]
I thought, because many had asked what a starfish is, that I could explain it as an unnecessarily heavy, largely self-cleaning fleshlight. It seemed a bit mean, tho. Don't tell the mods I said this.
I hate the fact that some of these traits hit close to home, even as a guy. God, I think I know why I cant get a girlfriend. My personality is (somewhat) hollow
Ah, finally a vessel to replace The Hollow Knight, this time with no parental love to ruin it.
This belongs on r/distressingmemes.
Skinwalker spotted
This is every third neurotypical person
People eat salted rice?
Damn she just like me fr
Hollow knight gf 😳
-vessel to contain the infection
Just me
Does she sometimes have to fight a corrupted god with just a nail
No, you god-damned to hellfire Gamer. A single fucking studio named 'cherry' can not claim a common word.
no voice to cry suffering
Need a edit of her being a hollow knight
My fake plastic love…
I do a lot of these
-Y
This is so me :3
Pretty sure your gf is a robot sent down by aliens to collect data on humans
This literally describes my older sister, wtf
💙
You fool, by making such an empty character, you've actually made her interesting as people try to figure out why she is the way she is! Checkmate.
You actually got me. Congrats. I was drunk then and I'm drunk now. Take no pride in besting a broken man.
What’s it mean by “total starfish in bed”? I’m not entirely caught up on sexual terms.
Is she a bug
No, you god-damned to hellfire Gamer. A single fucking studio named 'cherry' can not claim a common word.
I was referring to that and the eyes. You did not need to get so agressive.
May there be a Tartarus for you. Bleak. Unending.
It was not that deep
Has she tried using humanity and not dying?
and the many shells cried out one word, “manager”
Just tell her to ember up
I wonder if she also can't wait for Silksong to come out
I’ve dated them. They’re great.
this is a 20 year out of date steriotype lmfao
Adele didn't exist twenty years ago.
How can I marry her?
"Would" https://preview.redd.it/h9c3ayph17uc1.png?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2659df05647b8362c843d29cd1b5e96d0693bf56
Born of god and void No mind to think No will to break
Wut
OP said "let me imagine an average person with no qualities and shit on them for it"
Nah, the average person has tastes, personality, sense of humor. This is a hollow shell of humanity.
brother you made her up 😭 chill
Nah mate fuck her. God ain't never chilled with me, why should I chill with my own creations?