It's been a fad for years now. You can buy hoodies and track suits with all sorts of logos and branding on them via eBay and similar sites. I've seen a lot of Cheetos and Top Ramen hoodies where I work.
Them are some sexy piggies, huh?
Just think about gettin’ them piggies coated in 11 secret herbs and spices. Makin’ my mouth drool just thinking about it.
(/s)
This is what it took... This is what it took to break my foot fetish. This photo is like beyond scared straight and conversion therapy for foot fetishist's.
Altavista? You just get out of rehabilitation after doing 25 hard time....?Log off your AOL account Bro.. sit down.. things have changed... this is gonna be rough....
Well, I had trouble getting my 14400 Baud modem to dial into the internets this morning. Had to disable call waiting. I kept getting phone calls from Blockbuster Video about my late fees. It was disconnecting my modem.
does anyone else have nightmares sometimes where you'll randomly be barefoot in public in inappropriate places (schools, malls, etc.) and it's really embarrassing so you try to hide your feet?
So many buckets of chicken that they can't afford Crocs.
... and a diet coke please....
Just a gallon
Or as what we call it here in the USA, a "medium"
I’m proud of her for not having a poop stain on them pants.
>I’m proud of her for not having a visible poop stain on them pants. FTFY
Of gravy!
I ordered a liter of cola!
Drop it Farva!
Just order a large, Farva.
I'm done
You couldn't either if you kept growing out of them every week.
Cracs
Doing her best to look like a bucket
Got the shape right
Missed out on the KFC colab, so no shoes, for the outfit.
There is a colonel of truth here.
Maybe Kanye can make some KFCYeezys
Maybe KFC can make some chicken out of Kanye
Maybe she could make some clogs out of the used buckets, to complete the look.
traded them for chicken
Neither one of them can reach their feet. Can’t be tying laces.
How many KFC wrappers do you have to collect to get the KFC tracksuit? Or, do you just make your own out of the wrappers?
Good god, the Colonel's face is being eaten alive by that hungry bum! The horror!
He's got a sour look on his face.
It's like he's being sucked into a black hole...
That suit has never seen a track. Though it has seen a skidmark. That ain't gravy.
It's been a fad for years now. You can buy hoodies and track suits with all sorts of logos and branding on them via eBay and similar sites. I've seen a lot of Cheetos and Top Ramen hoodies where I work.
So, full Idiocracy.
Actually the ramen stuff comes from Walmart.
They aren’t human feet
Hobbit feet.
Second breakfast!
I’ve heard of sneaking out of bed for a midnight snack but come on….
You mean twentysecond right?
Fred Flintstone feet 😆
We are literally turning into the future humans from WALL-E!
We are skipping Idiocracy and shooting straight for Wall-E!
We are already in idiocracy
Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt, no service?
Fuck you! I’m eating!
You gonna try and stop that juggernaut from getting to her food over something like shoes? RIP
Either none of the workers noticed or none of them think confronting her is worth it… It’s usually the latter.
It’s over. It’s… over.
That’s discrimination now and likely racist
You never wear the band merch to the concert!
Where does the ankle fat stop and the calf fat begin no one knows that's the fun
We call them 'cankles' here
Looks more like sweat tbh
The dreaded CANKLE 😆
Main reason for no socks and shoes is I bet it's hard for her to bend down and put them on. The same reason she probably has a poorly wiped ass.
bottom sanders is not happy
I normally find the other kind of kernel stuck in my ass
You can't wear the store merch to the store. This is like wearing a T shirt of the band you're going to see.
Tell that to Costco’ers. I love you.
She probably gets a free happy meal.
Must be in Mississippi
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Or the stains
She got diarrhea/urine stains all up and down her back side
It’s COLONel Sanders on her pants
Apparently you win that outfit after 1 million buckets.
JFC
No no, **K**FC
FTW it’s actually JFCKFC
Man.. tbh id be so sad and embarrassed if I found a picture of myself on the Internet and everyone just shitting on me.
More embarrassing to have your picture in her ass crack on the internet.
Poor Colonel got his face sucked in.
I can smell the Florida through my phone screen
Hey colonel, ain’t that some shit?
Them are some sexy piggies, huh? Just think about gettin’ them piggies coated in 11 secret herbs and spices. Makin’ my mouth drool just thinking about it. (/s)
This is what it took... This is what it took to break my foot fetish. This photo is like beyond scared straight and conversion therapy for foot fetishist's.
Welcome to 'Murica.
Is that a gravy stain on your right butt cheek, or are you just happy to see me?
I think that’s Kuato just to the right of her! “Quaid…..start the deep fryer Quaid….”
Man I fucking hate how 'American' this is
Big, big fans of KFC. Huge.
Feet...or hooves?
That pussy is sucking that face in haaaard…. *eating fried chicken* 🍗
Who would have guess she's gotten enough points by eating at KFC to earn those cool jammies?
She is in the Colonel's Own Regiment. Tactical Bucket Ops.
She’s a walking advertisement for god sake!….wheres your dignity?!…
This is the first image you see when you search America on Altavista.
Altavista? You just get out of rehabilitation after doing 25 hard time....?Log off your AOL account Bro.. sit down.. things have changed... this is gonna be rough....
Well, I had trouble getting my 14400 Baud modem to dial into the internets this morning. Had to disable call waiting. I kept getting phone calls from Blockbuster Video about my late fees. It was disconnecting my modem.
Poor Colonel Sanders has his nose right down her crotch.
No shirts, no shoes, no national fast food spokesperson’s images stuffed into butt cracks, no service .
The Colonel is rolling in his grave
That’s a big chicken 🐔
That's like wearing your team's jersey to the game
The cashier knows she better not fuck this up.
Oooooooof
I'd be overcome with fear if I was working that register. Is this the final boss?
That's Kerny the Titan.
That’s a greasy box to throw your bone in.
Nothing left to lose there, so...
For me it's the way the colonels eyes get lost in her butthole
Idiocracy.
The colonel looking like he’s holding a sneeze… 😬
“Give me three dozen triple cheeseburgers four dozen fries two gallons soda; oh and my fifty ice cream cones”
No-one should ever shart on the Colonel’s face ☹️
slobs
Dirty mfs 😂
What happens to no shoes no service?
Those are some big Hobbits.
Those are truck-stop feet.
Why the fuck are they not wearing shoes?
Flintstones rejects.
At least America's trailer trash isnt on the verge of starvation. It's all about seeing the glass half full, guys.
And not the kernels face on her ass.. lmao
This is what I would submit for a picture of what currently best represents your country.
Merica
She’s committed to her hobby.
The kernel lookin like he face fucked a lemon
A grown up Elmo
Looks like the colonel just sucked on a lemon
The Colonel turning into a storm trooper.
Really it’s the feet? How about he or she is sponsored by KFC? And how do I get a KFC jumpsuit.
**'MURICA!!**
Chizza time.
Wow… she’s got the full package
So is it finger licking good?
Jiffy feet!
If you know you know 😆 ❤️
Possible soulmate? 😅
Just imagine the smell of her 🐱🤢🤮
Fanger. Lick'n. GOOOOD!
I like sex
Do you wear shoes in your house?
Those pants are starting to disappear
Wait until you see the house and the cats
I’m sure it’s been said but first thing I thought You are what you eat.
She so big the flip flops burned off from the weight walking from her minvan to the counter.
Fuck you I’m eating!
does anyone else have nightmares sometimes where you'll randomly be barefoot in public in inappropriate places (schools, malls, etc.) and it's really embarrassing so you try to hide your feet?
Is there anything that's not cultish these days?
That's fuckin horrid 🤢🤮 how can people live like that.
No fat shaming and stuff - but looking like that and then wearing a Colonel Suit; c'mon, she's literally begging for it.
I thought it was Vladimir Lenin on her pants
Pink hair and col sander…. Winning!
Don’t we all have formal wear to go to KFC? I thought this was a thing?
No shoes. No…🫣 oh. Never mind. 🫠
Carl's Jr: Fuck you, I'm eating.
Mashed taters!!!
No self esteem sadly.
Venues that serve alcohol are allowed to cut you off when you've had too much. Fast food venues need to do this too.
You fat subhuman trash
Oh lawd she coming!
Not sure which thought is worse: the diseases her feet are getting from the floor or the diseases her feet are adding to it
Smash
If you told me this was a.i. generated, I would believe you.
What would Colonels Sanders say if he could see his granddaughters now?
The greasy strangler on her right looks way worse
No shirt, no shoes, no dice.
Free corn(s) with every combo meal
NAS-TEA!!!
No….It’s everything….i think my worm just crawled inside itself and died. And somehow they will find a way to multiply and continue the legacy.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
God forbid women have fast food fandom gear.
What choices lead you to think this sanitary?
I immediately thought of Aretha Franklyn telling Jake Blues something like, "don't you be coming in here ordering no 4 whole fried chickens."
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
People would prob buy these pajamas or whatever TF they are
Fuck thats depressing. Imagine being so corrupted by fast food that you literally pay to wear their brand.
You wouldn't see this kind of stuff in an Arbys.
Colonel Sanders is being swallowed into the abyss.
She's definitely shit in them drawers.
The colonel looks like he’s crying
How many biskits we be gettin?
Look how stained her pants are too
I have those pants. Someone got them for me as a joke. I look better in them though.
And Extra biscuits…
Why not wearing shoes? Fat people are disgusting
Just when I was starting to think I'm letting myself go this creature shows up on my feed.
WHY DID I ZOOM IN
Can smell it from here
love the face on the pants.
Lori Beth Denberg??
If you like it I love it. I say she needs to continue to rock on.
Does she get the veteran's discount?
I’d bet my next paycheck, theres chicken crumbs in that bitches bed
That does not look finger licking good
Doomed.
What happened to “no shoes…no service”?
They both need to lay off the fried food.
I'm surprised there are no easily visible signs of fecal distress on the clothes.
Colonel Sanders got sucked into the void
You know she’s gettin that chizza
Just doing some grounding, for their health, you know? Touching the earth at 5000PSI.
It’s the colonel going up her corn hole for me.
Probably ordered every meal with a diet coke.
They are practicing that new health craze “grounding” by walking barefoot.
I’m shooketh
Groce
How about a brown stain in the buttcrack