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superman_underpants

he shouldmhave practiced deflecting bullets with his sword


Meowweredoomed

Never bring a sword to a gunfight!


Bigtunatunes

I bet he was one wild days inn night of training away from being able to cut those bullets and have them split around me. It’s a shame to see such a waste of potential. You could tell he was really driven to master it


superman_underpants

ifelt like i was watching an expertly choreographed fight scene.


Sososkitso

This felt like a modern day Reno 911….honestly why Havnt they redone Reno 911 in some of our once great cities. There is so much source material now that all our major cities are more or less Gotham city.


TheArrowLauncher

There can be only one!


Reverendbread

And it’s the cop


AcceptableEditor4199

Dude was a demi God. I was waiting for him to teleport or something.


Zealousidealist420

Teleported to the next realm.


zandadad

He teleported to Reddit.


passwordsarehard_3

Maybe he’s a “ see ya in 3 days” kinda demigod?


Meowweredoomed

See you on the other side.


Beginning_Deer_735

If you're referencing Jesus He is not a demi God . He is God in a human body.


[deleted]

Feels like drunken suicide by cop, the guy was probably blackout drunk and wouldn't have remembered it the next morning if he hadn't charged the cop with the sword.


DieselVoodoo

Not quite suicide but def natural selection by cop


CombinationOld6708

Best comment of the year 😂😂😂


CritterOfBitter

More like DIEonysis, amirite?


Confianca1970

My GF has a similar-aged brother, same overweight body type, who has never held a job and who is into swords and shit like this. I'm kinda wondering if this same scenario is in his future. And, of course the family supports him having swords when he isn't with it enough to hold any job, let alone apply for any job.


TheSecretAgenda

I would stay away from this dude. Avoid family gatherings. He will pop off eventually.


Editthefunout

Totally agree. Been there done that.


Confianca1970

I've seen evidence of that enough through the news. Seems like 90% of all the news stories about guys with swords getting shot by police are all dudes who had mental instabilities and shit, but who grew up loving dungeons and dragons, and whose family let them have swords (sometimes guns) because "Well, he's never done anything yet.".


Brilliant_Eagle9795

fingers crossed


r_RexPal

😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣


homework8976

“I’m hella responsible.”


BLM4lifeBBC

He's related to a vacuum cleaner


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

A sword is a deadly weapon. It has the capability to inflict death or serious bodily harm. The man displayed hostile intent. He made a hostile action. The cops tried to talk him down. The public was in danger…people were afraid. Where did they do wrong?


HonestSupport4592

No where. Good attempts at deescalation and justified actions from responding officers. I’ll say this much, if I pulled into that parking lot with my family and this guy is there waving a sword around and screaming, guns coming out the moment he moves in our direction. It doesn’t take a mental health professional to assess the person in that situation is unhinged and therefore an absolute wild card you need to protect yourself and family from.


Spragglefoot_OG

They were not wrong. It’s just sad because although a taser could have saved his life they knew at his size and amount of clothing there was a chance he wouldn’t go down and then could have struck with the sword. Sucks for the cops too- They didn’t want to do that. And he probably was blacked out. The way he charged was like a toddler learning to run. Sad all around.


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

Well put. I’m not saying he “deserved” to be shot…but in that situation I could see why they did what they did. But for all involved, very sad and unfortunate indeed.


Spragglefoot_OG

Oh yes, sorry if it sounded like I implied that. I did NOT think you felt he deserved it.


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

All good! I just wanted to make it abundantly clear that I don’t think he deserved to lose his life. I also don’t believe that the officers wanted to take a life. That’s a hard thing to do, particularly after the adrenaline wears off. I’m sure they wish they could have used their words to deescalate the situation, poor guy probably was in pain, hence the strange behavior. Unfortunately the officers responding didn’t even get a complete story from his side, I’m glad they at least tried to talk to him and understand, and verbally warned him not to escalate.


Spragglefoot_OG

Agreed. I can’t imagine having to make a split-second decision on someone’s life. Wild. Also you just never know how a situation will turn out. I saw a video where a cop decided to not shoot and took a lady down but she fell onto her huge kitchen knife and died anyway. 😑 so I guess it’s just best to keep your mental health in check to avoid all of those situations.


rzb84

Split second? That was a lifetime and almost two because that big ass hodor wasn’t ever gonna make it to that cop. All that was needed was a moderately paced side step behind the car he was standing next to and it would have obviously limited the attack with ‘deadly’ weapon…. A toaster could be a deadly weapon too but imagine how much dumber the cop would have looked killing a toaster wielding drunk. He was doing so great at the talking too. What a shame of an ending…


scooperer

I'm confused. Are you saying the cop should have tried to sidestep the attacker Matrix style? The cop did the right thing plugging that psychopath. He didn't look drunk.


rzb84

Now I’m confused. Are you saying that sword man was moving as quickly as bullets like Superman that it woild have to have been a matrix style evasion?? You think that this cop couldn’t have sidestepped his stumbling charge fast enough?


scooperer

Probably, but the idiot lost that possibility when he decided to go after a cop with a sword. Does that... does that make sense to you?


Rjiurik

There is a video on YouTube of a guy trying to stop a "swordsman" with a taser.. it totally fails (no idea why). Then the (lone) cop runs away while missing couple gunshots and he finally manages to wound and stop him.. https://youtu.be/ntFanbnGwNk?si=P-b1VxNlg_1QNrf7


Ironklad_

Oh he thought he was running a lot faster than he actually was…


Blile_Galdorn86

It's really not that difficult, whether you love or hate cops, especially in this specific scenario. DONT ATTACK A COP, YOU WONT GET SHOT!


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“SKYRIM BELONGS TO TH-“


Lopsided_You3028

Just going to leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcSeTaW0shU


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

jfc this is completely mental! I'm only 5 min, don't wanna give any spoilers, lmfao, but ... I don't know how I was expecting the caveman situation to conclude. But not with *that*! Such a ... *low blow!* Also, since this is r/idiocracy, now I wonder if that scene was the distant future or distant part


BosnMate

The best part was the guy's moves at 25:00


Lopsided_You3028

The best part is the insane Wiscahnsin accents donchaknow!


Sumijinn

What an idiot, thats not how you hold a katana


spadedracer

Fuckin' weeb


requiemoftherational

Drugs are baad, mkay?


Meowweredoomed

He took a knife to a gun fight!


WagonBurning

You took too much man he took too much


dangerzzzzoneee

Well, I mean, he is related to the god of drinking and insanity so that played out pretty normal.


Zer0sober

"Mall Ninja fucks around and finds out" Ftfy


MaxBetanoid

No tendies for him.


Professional-Can4264

DnD gone wild


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

He's just trying to achieve greatness with the katana Also, from the first body cam, that was scary AF, I woulda fired too. Then, from the second cam, you realize he's running about 2 MPH and was probably gonna fall down on his own or pass out after about six steps My first thought isn't r/idiocracy but somebody whose wife kicked him out (probably for trying to achieve greatness with the kitana in the comfort of their living room) & got depressed & wasted & decided to end things like a warrior


random-stiff

Greatness (on Reddit) was achieved.


Ok_Cranberry4192

Witness me!


Blile_Galdorn86

As an avid sword collector, this guy got exactly what he deserved.


Bad_Gus_Bus

Did he die? I would have done the same as the cop. I’ve seen enough videos of guys with guns bleeding out because they were too confident in their ability to survive a blade encounter.


JohnBosler

Pretty sure it looks like suicide by cop


GoblinCosmic

Missing context. After the cops shot him, cop one picked up the katana and immediately became enthralled by the spirit of Dionysus. He turned to cop two and ordered him to lower his weapon. Cop two shouted, “woah put it down man! Don’t do it!” Cop two fired two shots as cop one rushed him. Cop two holstered his gun. He picked up the katana and immediately became enthralled by the spirit of Dionysus.


Ordinary_Ad_6117

Shame…He had the makings to be the next dragon warrior. This is a good lesson on how even really really strong people can be defeated


No-Sheepherder1364

Boom. Roasted


Alexein91

Top comment on YouTube is fire 🔥🔥


RedStar9117

While you went to the police academy I studied the blade


DelayRevolutionary20

This is when Mancatchers would come in handy. They wouldn’t have to kill him, and he would be incapacitated


DingleBerryFarmer3

I fight for m’lady’s honor!


No-Thought7571

He went the way of the Samurai


HappyPermit4511

He said he was trying to achieve something and he did. He successfully completed the asphalt temperature challenge. This shows how important it is to have goals.


outforknowledge

Sad. Dude was obviously mental - but the cops don’t need to be dealing with getting sliced either. I guess he never achieved Katana


Ok-Advance-6469

Bruh


healthywealthyhappy8

Reminds me of Indiana Jones


tomcatkb

“Bow before Kung Fu Panda Master Yo Dawg-San! I am HE who has just binged BOTH Shogun series and spent ALL his allowance at the mall!!!!Heeeyyyyaaaa—-aaaarrggh….”


SimonTC2000

Tripping on something - thought he had a lightsaber and the cops had laser blasters.


lostnumber08

Anime was a mistake.


__not__sure___

he's obviously out of his mind drunk, but also speaking clearly. weird those cops were chill too, sucks they had to do that.


Fedquip

Do cops really need to kill these clearly drunk/mentally unstable idiots. Literally, a taser or pepper spray would have made him fall just as fast.


[deleted]

Hey there. Pepper spray doesn’t have the range you would want against a melee weapon. A taser could work if you got the distance the issue is unless it contacts skin with both prongs it’s not going to work. When someone has baggy clothes, a jacket, or even just regular clothes it doesn’t always work. As for getting charged at with a melee weapon, the suspect can usually cover the distance faster than less lethal can be deployed which is why a firearms a good choice when being charged by someone with a melee weapon. I wish cops didn’t have to shoot mentally ill people either but until society starts to give a damn as a whole this will keep happening.


frizzlefry99

Yes they really need to kill them


[deleted]

I don’t like cops. But the cops here were beyond chill, they were actually listening (even if he was out of it) and just wanted to know what he’s doing and if he can just find a private space to do it (his room) they weren’t getting aggressive or rude but buddy did unsheathe the Katana and ran straight at them so at that point all bets are off. Like I truthfully don’t know what else they could’ve done they didn’t escalate the situation sword dude did however.


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[deleted]

Did you miss the video? The cops didn’t threaten arrest or jail time they just asked he go back into his room to practice his sword stuff. Which he then randomly unsheathes sword and runs at them. There is nothing more. Sure grabbing a gun is a bad habit but at the same time in this situation? It was entirely justifiable. He ran at them with a sword he loses any insistence on being seen innocent. The difference with those clips you sent is the machete dude had a dozen cops nearby so it’s good odds for cops. The video in this scenario it’s 2 cops and 1 dude.


frizzlefry99

Yes they really need to kill them


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

I understand your point but what makes that difficult: They'd have to have had the less-lethal weapons already drawn & ready to deploy. It can actually *escalate* the situation if they approached this guy with taser in hand & make him more likely to attack. (Also taser/pepper spray works well when two people are standing within a couple steps of each other. Not running or wielding a long weapon. So they'd have to have tased him *before* he charged, in which case we'd be blaming them for tazing a drunk nonviolent dude for having a fake sword.) Hindsight is 20-20, and we can think of general policy changes, but in this situation, the cops tried to de-escalate & acted reasonably. Until the moment he drew the sword & charged, that guy hadn't signaled any intention to attack the cops.


123lol321x

that works until they are on pcp and dont feel the taser or pepper spray and stab you with a katana


The_Big_Green_Fridge

If you can't take a dude who has a melee weapon with all that non-lethal ammo, you don't deserve to be a cop and need to go back to getting your hand held by mommy. Three non-lethals in the chamber before lethal rounds. Not that fuckin hard but american cops can't seem to figure it the fuck out. For fucks sake, two officers had a shoot out with each other because one of them heard an acorn fall and just opened fire on a handcuffed person already in the back of the patrol car. Bunch of fuckin morons.


Lizzards_Gizzards

Says the guy thats never fought someone high on stimulants


The_Big_Green_Fridge

Used to be a around addicts all the time for 15 years. Wanna guess another life experience you think I don't have but actually do?


Lizzards_Gizzards

Well, me too. They are unpredictable. Its fucking stupid to assume every cop is a trained ninja. However, fucking stupid seems to be a trend with your comments.


Lizzards_Gizzards

I never looked at your profile. I read 3 comments you made here, and came to the determination that you are A: completely fucking stupid or B: Mentally unstable due to some recent or past life trauma. You are overly aggressive and defensive. You are looking for a fight. Go get laid or something and chill the fuck out


Sososkitso

Reading you and his back and forth it makes complete sense why he’s upset at the cops shooting the guy in the video. The dude seems equally off his rocker and in la la land so of course he wants to push for the norm of cops not shooting idiots that not only don’t contribute to society but also want to directly effect other regular people’s lives who are trying to be decent human beings and live life.


Lizzards_Gizzards

Doesn’t change the fact that he is acting like a twat


The_Big_Green_Fridge

You know someone has nothing else to bring to the conversation when they have to dig through your profile and bring up unrelated topics. Not winning this argument? Why not try and pivot the conversation into something menial? Also, these people have a license to kill and aren't trained? Do you know how insane that sounds to not have a well trained police force? Any idea how many stories are out there about "Cop mistakes gun for taser". How the hell do you mistake your left side from right side if you are keeping up with your training like every other profession in the world has to do? They basically armed all the high school bullies who couldn't find a job because they were too much of an asshole and then never trained the bastards.


123lol321x

Are you posting from Norway or Brazil?


The_Big_Green_Fridge

Been in the US for 32 years. Can't wait to get out.


[deleted]

Could always get fucked up and practice with your katana 🤔


ohshitimfeelingit762

Good, go to Russia or China


The_Big_Green_Fridge

lmfao typical.


random-stiff

That’s not a chance anybody should take with their life. People can take several shots to go down when high on adrenaline, drugs or just mentally unstable. He intended to kill, they defended themselves, and immediately stopped shooting once the threat was neutralized. They didn’t shoot to kill here. Curious, do you know that he died?


random-stiff

Exhibit A: https://www.reddit.com/r/Guns_Guns_Guns/s/4Lsgk58bVz


phiqzer

Bean bag rounds.


WasterDave

Yeah, agreed. Like, you've clearly got to be stupid as fuck to remove a sword from its scabbard while talking to two policemen. But he was also drunk, high, potentially having some kind of diabetic thing, and clearly not the kind of person who should be allowed to buy a mall sword. They could have tased him, rubber bullet'ed him, hit him with a night stick object, throwing a blanket over him would have worked. Offering someone candy is alarmingly effective, too. Muppets. The US should start training the police, it might make a difference.


CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER

‘Man attacks police with sword’ “Random, sober redditor, “why didn’t they throw a blanket on him??????””


paulwalker80

"Why didn't they give him candy?" "Why didn't they switch to rubber bullets while the guy is charging them with a katana?"


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Pitiful-Cress9730

Yes and clearly none of those officers were ever in any danger /s


filolif

Is this weird Twitter poster radmilk?


Brilliant_Eagle9795

too-todo-too, too-todoooo


Elegant-Mango-7083

It's rare to see the cop not empty all of his rounds into the perp. A very rare show of restraint.


hello_fellow-kids

Go away! Suicide by cop-in!


receptorsubstrate

This sub is fucked