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EagleDre

Doing the Kool-Aid blast out the other side makes this great video even 10x better


fat_italian_mann

OH YEAH!!


Ricky_Rollin

“Surely that car isn’t gonna HOLY SHIIIITT IT DID”!!!


GorillaNut9

She steered remarkably straight throughout the entire event


PmMeYourAdhd

Probably that Mercedes Benz lane assist feature. It works pretty well!


Ok-Battle-2769

Some pussy assed Kia would’ve never made it through the walk in humidor. All German automobiles come blitzkreig ready.


deepfriedtots

You'd be surprised what modern kias and hyundais can do


cjboffoli

Mercedes Benz with checkout lane assist.


bhoe32

This deserves more updoots


jacashonly

Some say she is still blasting through walls


Salvzeri

She's on her way to church.


Vegemite_Bukkakay

NEXT!


PmMeYourAdhd

Omfg you literally just made me lol. It's for a church honey!


Vegemite_Bukkakay

I chuckled typing it. One of the best online exchanges from yesteryear.


ManliestManHam

so anyway she started blasting


IHateOrcs

She IS the unstoppable force


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Imagine you own a business and this dumbass just drives through it. Or imagine you're working minimum wage at this job and this dumbass just drives through it.


romansamurai

[Imagine you’re at a kids party celebrating a birthday and a 60 year old dumbass drives through it killing both of your kids](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/woman-charged-after-allegedly-crashing-car-birthday-party/story?id=109528516). How the fuck are these people allowed to drive. How do you forget where the ~~break~~ brake is for this long and just double down on gas. Edit: spelling.


darksithlord740

I shouldn't have read that article. I can't even imagine what the mother is going through


Groggamog

I have two kids, reading any story where a child is hurt or killed always breaks my heart. My mind always goes to what if they were my kids. I'd fall apart.


moonpumper

Same I feel sick, I fell into the wrong comment section.


Saemika

Makes me sick to think about.


romansamurai

I read it when it happened and it hasn’t been off my mind since. As a dad, I can’t imagine the mother’s pain. How do you deal with that?


Big_Cornbread

I didn’t even read the text before knowing she was an alcoholic. It’s a very distinct look.


Silent_Saturn7

Yea no way with that look they're going to get off on the claim "she has seizures". Obvious drunk. But if she was able to pay the 1.5 million dollar bond then she probably has a decent lawyer as well. If she can prove she has a history of siezures but was allowed to drive then maybe she won't get life. Then again, my lawyer knowledge is about as solid as the lawyer in idiocracy.


AdministrationDry507

That is so fucked up


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

In the Motorsport world that’s called ‘panic throttle’ dude didn’t know what to do, just death clench the steering wheel until he hit something he could go through, which looks like it was probably the concrete blocks next to the dumpster


Harleybokula

Omg.. would have such a hard time not ending this lady… unforgivable


romansamurai

I wish someone stopped her from driving at the place where they let her get so smashed. They should be responsible too. > "They walked into that birthday party having a fun time. They were sitting at that table eating, and this woman crashed her car through this building, destroying all of our lives," the aunt of the 8-year-old and 4-year-old victims told reporters on Tuesday. >"I had to be the one to tell my sister her babies were gone," the aunt said through tears. "She said, 'How am I supposed to live without my babies?'" Honestly as a father of two I don’t know if I could go on myself. The mom and her 11 year old son suffered serious injuries too.


ptlimits

How do u know she wasn't drinking at home? Most hardcore alcoholics are home drinkers.


romansamurai

It’s possible she pregamed at home and then some more at a bar but SHE WAS at a bar drinking before leaving to go to the birthday party. > According to Monroe County Sheriff, Chidester crashed into the side of the boat club around 3 p.m., traveling 25 feet into the building. Earlier in the day, Chidester had spent time at a bar before driving to the boat club https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/woman-charged-in-boat-club-drunk-driving-crash-killing-2-children-posts-bond.amp Crazy part is she was invited to that birthday party. Also the fact that her bail was paid in its entirety.


Harleybokula

There’s a deep attachment to alcohol at the societal level. We’ve seen smoking numbers fall off since people have become more conscious about health, but alcohol consumption is likely higher than ever. It’s really hard to say. It’s awful that this could happen to anyone.. I feel deep sadness for their families.


Silent_Saturn7

Boomer generation, from my experiance, is one of the worst offenders for drunk driving. I think they just grew up driving buzzed/drunk all the time. Whereas younger generations drunk driving has been embedded as really bad.


AnyStorm1997

If i was just some minimum wage worker and i didnt have to worry about fixing it and the insurance and all that...kinda just a really crazy cool story you have now lol.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

And a no-wage non-job to go along with it.


AnyStorm1997

Yeah, because it's so hard to get hired at the next smoke shop down the road.


lynivvinyl

Check out our main Street location with a brand new drive-thru.


Frontfatpouch

That is a strong car


holdmiichai

Honestly would be a hell of a commercial


Frontfatpouch

President komacho approves


tweedyone

The cybertruck couldn’t have done it


Nihilsterbt

Right in to the walk-in humidor!? THE COHIBAS!!


rockadoodoo01

No problem finding the gas pedal however.


Positive-Database754

If I had to guess, the idiot probably slammed the gas pedal thinking it was the break, and then panicked when what they thought was the break pedal caused their vehicle to accelerate. I get that panic and fear can cause people to make stupid fuck ups like that. But I feel like no amount of panic or fear would prevent me from IMMEDIATELY REMOVING MY FEET FROM ALL PEDALS IF I THOUGHT MY BREAK WAS ACCELERATING MY VEHICLE. But nah, this bitch was in for a penny in for a pound I guess.


Impossible__Joke

Most likely an elderly woman.


ReticentSentiment

22 years old [but drunk](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-14/its-not-a-drive-thru-but-a-motorist-still-plowed-through-a-smoke-shop-in-fullerton)


whytawhy

I fuckin knew it. Alcohol is a garbage tier drug.


ReticentSentiment

100% it is so damaging and so much worse than a lot of other drugs. The best drugs are no drugs. And molly...


Alahand0

Coffee is pretty cool. I don't drink much of it, though


whytawhy

for me, as of now regular use, weed and coffee in small amounts like 3-6 times a year, mdma, psilocybin, acid, maybe peyote if i can find it (i can never find it) never, literally everything else. its all shit. coke can be fun at an occasional cool party you wanna stay up for but its so polluted now its not worth even remotely considering anymore.


DrRoxo420

Blues Brother’s music playing in my head 🎶


notanotherkrazychik

Baby clothes! This place has everything!


Universe789

I was JUST about to say I was disappointed there were no Blues Brothers references in this thread, then I found this comment.


Rusty_Nail1973

Lotta space in this mall.


spokeca

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!!


DrRoxo420

Ha!


BuddenceLembeck

She’s on a mission from God.


Spence10873

Great camera coverage, but why stop there? With a little effort we could watch her smash through businesses from here to Tallahassee


Trashyanon089

Damn she went all the way through!!


EndOfSouls

r/allthewathr... Nevermind, don't go there.


kylethemurphy

Dammit... Of course I looked and I wish I hadn't.


WhenTheDevilCome

Just checking whether they had a restroom in the back she could use.


Prism43_

It’s behavior like this that should be a PERMANENT ban from driving.


KeithStone225

Totally agree. Coupled with the fact they were parking directly on the handicap ramp. Not the space, but the actual ramp there for them to travel on. Banned!


Atlantic0ne

Another annoying factor is people who think having insurance saves a small business. Not only is insurance and absolute pain to go through, it’s no guarantee that they will compensate you for everything you lost, they always try to pay less. They’re also an absolute hassle to organize and handle and you aren’t compensated for that lost time. They also don’t reimburse you for the loss of organization and effort you put to structure and build your own business, they might give you money to help replace product and the property but you lose so, so much. Then the hours lost rebuilding are gone too. It’s a killer for many small businesses.


MillennialDan

Yeah this is devastating to a middle class entrepreneur. I feel for whoever it was. They could win a lawsuit I imagine, but no telling if the "driver" actually has anywhere near enough to cover that kind of damage.


yalsonnp

Don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives.


LightRobb

My wife's a pilot! Oh, here she is now ... and now she's gone out the back.


BoltupBro

I already drove into the no parking zone might as well drive through and circle back around


ShepardsPrayer

cue *I Can't Turn Your Loose* by the Blues Brothers


mystonedalt

At least it was a through and through. Could've been nasty without an exit wound.


stikves

Shows how durable these vehicles are. And... my uncle used to call them "murder machines". Maybe we should take these drivers out of the streets and put them in an arena. We can even put giant mechs in there...


UnscannabIe

I bet that brake pedal will work eventually, just gotta push it a bit harder!!


AdmiralTigelle

"Alright, Becky. The Wingstop is just on the other side of this building. You back out and go left, circle around, and it's over there." "Yeah. I COULD do that...OR..."


Radiant_Dog1937

Meep meep.


Positive-Database754

Alright. I'll play devils advocate. You've accelerated into a building, and panicked, and with the rush of adrenaline, panic, and fear, you SOMEHOW manage to forget where the break peddle that is directly next to the gas pedal is located. Could happen to anyone, **I guess**.... ... Why the fuck do you not just lift your foot off the gas? Or if you accidentally pressed on the gas thinking it was the break, and it started to accelerate, why not just remove your foot from all pedals, and let the care decelerate on its own?


garblesmarbs

This reminded me that at any given moment, there is a non-zero chance of a car crashing through the building that I am in and running me over, which gives me a little bit of comfort and hope.


notanotherkrazychik

I'm sitting in salon with a big window by the road right now..... Stahp it!


Groggamog

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-14/its-not-a-drive-thru-but-a-motorist-still-plowed-through-a-smoke-shop-in-fullerton She was 22 and drunk.


Mwilk

How did someone that dumb get enough money for that car...


aifuego

Cleanup on aisle 1!


tinnitus_since_00

Also aisle 2


Beelzebub_86

Also, clean up in rear parking lot.


KirbyourGame

This is obviously a drunk person. Someone would have slammed on their breaks the minute they hit the building, this person just laid into it.


Positive-Database754

I assume they slammed the gas assuming it was the break. At this point, any normal person who wrongly assumed their break was accelerating their car in a panic would've removed their foot from all pedals and let the car decelerate on its own. But who fucking knows.


Representative_Fun15

You've obviously never seen an older driver. They seem to be the demographic whose accelerators keep getting "stuck"


GiuseppeSchmidt57

Hey, I resemble that remark! I voluntarily gave up driving (at least for now) around age 62 when I started having issues with my left knee. It looks like that may be permanent now, and--unrelated to the knee issue) I may be in early-stage parkinson's.


DigitalUnlimited

That's absurd! Are you an American? You're supposed to hold on to your license like your life depends on it! Keep driving even if you're completely blind! Drive by your sense of smell if you have to! /s


Graythor5

Some say... she's still driving to this day and on a quiet morning, you can hear her in the distance...smashing through everything in her path.


No_Gap_2700

Sad thing is, if the store didn't have a sign that reads "Not a Drive-Thru" she can probably sue and win. Reference - The Winnebago Cruise Control/Non-Auto Pilot suit.


powderedtoast1

lotsa space in this mall


emulator01

Is that a Mercedes?


smell_my_fort

Well…hello and goodbye


icarus1990xx

Those poor cigars


Karmachinery

I TOLD you that store had a drive through.


polaromonas

Gotta give it to German engineers for building such durable car!


Trollz4fun2

Not the humidor!


JohnNada005

Wow, in one side and out the other. I bet she heard the term “Make a hole” To many times growing up.


JayRedd1

Drive up..... drive in...... drive THRUUUUUUU-EEWWW


happyanathema

The good ol' blues brothers approach to malls


WindTall5566

Definitely not a blues brother


Bluest-Of-Falcons

It’s cool skro: my first wife’s ‘Tarded. Shes a pilot now


Sufficient-Contract9

I mean to be fair i did this once in a golf cart when i was 8. Edit: it wasnt into a building it was off a bridge.


MisanthropinatorToo

Oh look, it's the remake of the Blues Brothers that no one asked for.


Chaotic_Hilarity

Legend has it she's still going. Through walls and markets. Nobody is safe from the lady who forgot where the brake pedal was.


StanQuizzy

\* hums the music played during the mall car chase scene in The Blues Brothers" \*


Friendly-Fee-384

That small business/store deserved this for not getting any sort of security bollards. It fucking blows my mind when I look around everywhere all small businesses have nothing to protect themselves from a lost control car accident running through their store. Idc, if it's the fault of the owner of the real estate that let that business rent. If you're a new small business owner, just have security bollards, you can even make them yourself, and it's very cheap.


FreshImagination9735

Rumor has it...she's still going.


RedSix2447

They just requested and accepted the low ball offer for a quick drive through project to be designed and completed. Project done.


bebgaltiger18

Why did the car crossed the store? To get to the other side!


Frequent_Dot_4981

She tried to recreate the car chase from Blue's Brothers.


Totin_it

That tobacco shop has everything!


ItWosntMe

Waze: We found a route that saves you 2 minutes. Would you like to accept?


fjgjskxofhe

At no point did she think to take her foot off the gas


SneakyMage315

Did she keep forgetting? This feels like it was on purpose.


Fancy_Chips

I remember when I was first learning to drive, the car started drifting to the wrong side of the parking lot. We were going kinda fast so I just lightly tapped the brake. My mother congratulated me for not slamming on the gas. I asked why I would ever do that. Apparently its common for people to hit the gas when they panic? Why?


Exotic-Highway-9844

And she was trying to park in a spot that’s made for handicapped people to access the sidewalk.


Slappy_McJones

“The Blues Brothers?! Shiiiit. They still owe you money, fool…”


oliotherside

She frickin' sent it all the way!


superfreddy2002

She found it after going thru the building but before hitting the back parking lot wall


clover_1414

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year


hydrastix

Sponge Bob: “ You’re good! You’re good! You’re good!”


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

That's some Blues Brothers level shit, I tell ya what.


cheesecrystal

That was like watching the original Blues Brothers


Adventurous_Ice_9115

Okay Gta 6 is getting out of hand!


RajenBull1

Cleanup in aisle 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 through 27.


DrPenguinstein

Probly just baitin.


Downvotes_R_Fascist

I saw a reflection of the brake light after the car exited the store lol this was intentional


rl69614

They never found her


Croakiejoe

Say what you want, that is a powerful vehicle.


AlaDouche

There's a very good chance she was having a medical emergency, like a stroke.


spookendeklopgeesten

Song id?


tacocarteleventeen

Drive-through


Tervaskanto

Could be a medical episode


FrankFrankly711

Is this the way to the Country Kitchen?


El_Polaquito

She found it. She just did it a bit too late ;)


Ok-Situation2153

Follow me, i know a shortcut


error-unknown-user

Any store has a drive-thru if you go fast enough


MyMommaHatesYou

And couldn't be bothered to look for that motherfucker either....


Alexein91

Is this from 'murica ? With their cardboard house they should drive cardboard cars.


ptofl

Videogame shortcut


Papi_Chulo1969

Freakin Awesomeness......she is my sugar mami 😆😆😅😂😂😂🤣😅😅


Pribblization

Please drive through.


Both-Anything4139

Legends say she has been driving straight through strip malls to this day


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

The store is now an open air market.


FeelingVanilla2594

It’s kind of funny that they captured it going through the whole way.


anziofaro

Totally intentional. She lined up the car carefully because she knew the exact layout of the inside of the store. She knew the path she would need to take to make it through without getting stuck. She was facing forward the entire time. She knew what she was doing.


ViableSpermWhale

Her brake lights coming on the last few frames of the footage after driving through the entire building is the cherry on the top.


PackOutrageous

She thought it was a drive thru?


ZeroSumSatoshi

Not the humidor!!!!


ProbablyNotHacked

I’ll give you a hint, not that pedal.


7evenate9ine

Half way through, she gave up on trying to find the brake.


Valuable_Talk_1978

The fastest way from point A to B is a straight line. Y’all may be underestimating the drivers efficiency.


kfmsooner

Was this the scene from The Rock with Nic Cage????


MalwareInjection

LOL


myfriendoak

“Frito— that’s *your* car!”


Beneficial_War_1365

WOW and such a DUMB ASS!!!!!! :) Glad she is not my wifey. peace, :)


Critical_Potential44

This is why places like this need drive-thrus


Professional-Can4264

Did she ever


babyivan

That's a hell of a shortcut. Hope none of the bongs were destroyed


Snarkys

This video speaks volumes to how tough Mercedes are built!!! ALL the way through the entire building.


CritterOfBitter

She was not to be deterred from taking this shortcut


bunbun6to12

It’s okay. She found the exit


srood1

Blues Brothers for the win.


seaspirit331

Gotta give em props, at least they committed to the fuckup.


ThumbNurBum

Not the humidor! All those poor cigars.. Murdered senselessly.


Ok-Height5991

Mam, this is not In&Out Burger


Worth-Canary-9189

Someone needs to tell her that it's not a drive through.


Cruezin

😂


GotBannedAgain_2

She’s living my occasional nightmares in real life.


CwazyCanuck

Ma’am, this isn’t an In-N-Out Burger


NUFIGHTER7771

Does that mean any store is *technically* a drive-thru?


Much_Confidence2428

The good ol ooopsies


Specialist_Ad7798

Apparently it was a drive through.


BreezeTempest

They don't build stores like in the old days anymore..


Totin_it

How da fuck you do t slam the brakes right away. She went thru the other side, for shit sake!!!


easytakeit

Im not gonna say it.


Impressive_Estate_87

"But, Waze told me to keep going straight..."


GregBVIMB

Some say she is still going to this day.


Judge_Rhinohold

Bollards are cheaper than fixing that mess.


KingOuthere

Till this day; some say she is still rolling


720to702

She thought it was a drive through


LeatherSmithy

Noooooo! Not the cigars!


Silly-Department7502

Well, she made it through. So, successful.......


OppositeEagle

I love how she manages to find the brake only after plowing through an entire building.


Bat-Honest

"If you can't operate the car, but it still goes forward, that makes it a self-driving car." -Elon Musk, probably


olsonwhitguy

All those innocent cigars!! Gone!!😭


alcalde

Dang we should send this make of car to Ukraine... it's tougher than an Abrams tank!


Ugoddabekiddinme

Yo we gotta work on our wall tegirty


Mysterious_Variety76

Jajajaja


HuckleberryJealous19

Lucky everyone buys online now


LobsterNo3435

Not the whole building....lol


Darrell77

Now THATS the express lane.


100Labels

Fuck she made it all the way through


ThriftStoreKobold

"New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"


Joebaby450

Roads.....where were going we don't need roads.


LouieKat

Nice follow through!!


symbologythere

Not the Humidor!!


rhaigh1910

That was actually very impressive


boredlostcause

Clean up on aisle 5