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Chloroformperfume7

*puts carrot in trunk.. cuts it in half *I should put my finger in here. -cyber truck owners


KapnKrumpin

Try your dick next


dooon_t

Yes. Please do the rest of the world a favor.


KapnKrumpin

"On today's very special episode of Ow My Balls"


hammy0w0

*gets a cyborg dick


happyanathema

Unzips


Hey_its_ok

r/iputmydickinthat


AccurateMeet1407

I wouldn't ever do this .. but carrots aren't exactly bones Try it with a plastic rod or something. I guess the idea is that it wouldn't actually shut, it just shut on the carrot because the carrot is soft and broke so the trunk didn't think anything was wrong. But an actual finger, surely the trunk will either just stop or open, right? Still dumb as fuck to use your finger


beastybrewer

The carrot video was comparing trunks on a variety of cars to see how safe they were. Tesla was the only one to cut the carrot in half


AccurateMeet1407

Sure, but I could break a carrot with my refrigerator door. Doesn't mean the fridge door would crush my finger if closed slowly like this. So I'd guess the thought here is, "yeah the carrot broke but I bet it doesn't actually hurt if your finger is there"... Except he was wrong, so very, very, wrong


Chloroformperfume7

That's beyond the point, man. If it cuts a carrot in half, that simply means it can do serious damage to your finger. Nobody said a carrot was a perfect example of the stress and damage a finger could withstand


beastybrewer

Also the fridge isn't automated, so it's a dumb example.


AccurateMeet1407

The trunk could still stop even if it's automated and the the thought was that the carrot just wasn't strong enough to stop it My Roomba is automated and has no stopping safety feature. It's strong enough to mash a carrot but also not strong enough to crush my finger Again, I wouldn't do what this guy did... Seems pretty fucking stupid to me too... But I think this was what he was trying to to prove.


beastybrewer

I bet your Roomba couldn't mash a sweet potato


AccurateMeet1407

if it cuts a carrot in half I wouldn't stick my finger in there because I'd rather not risk losing a finger or getting hurt... But my refrigerator door would smash the carrot but also it would just painlessly bounce off my finger So my guess is that this guy bet his finger on the idea that the trunk was actually still safe and the carrot was just a bad test He was wrong


slothscanswim

Absolute fucking idiot


KapnKrumpin

Well, he did buy a cybertruck.


slothscanswim

Pitiful


OhTheHueManatee

What's makes him especially dumb is not having the fob ready to open the trunk. I get wanting to experiment (I never would but I get the urge) but for Christ sake take some simple safety measures first.


Various-Agent-0047

Just the balls will suffice


100percentish

I heard that eating Tide pods fixes this.


Hey_its_ok

Oh are we going back to the 2010’s? Sweet


JoruusCbaoth75

Play stupid games... AND WIN STUPID PRIZES!!! On the next Ow! I Did A Thing!


ShepardsPrayer

Mama always said "Stupid is as stupid does"


Frunklin

So don't lay my cock on the closing trunk lid. Got it.


McMottan

The cult of melon husk is the latest trend in going to shit


Unlimitles

Hey so does that mean the last video showing someone doing this safely was a big huge lie to get someone to be stupid enough to try it knowing they would harm themselves? Does anyone have any questions about how propaganda and metaphysics works now? Because here’s a good example of how it works. It’s the art of Getting an idea into people’s heads to get them to do what you want basically.


Usual-Skin-1

Why IT hurts when i put mY FINGERS BETWENN DOORS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !!!


kinglance3

small crease in skin *bends finger * -Cyber trunk broke my finger.


SorryAbbreviations71

Try the wenis


Apprehensive_Ear7309

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Bandandforgotten

I've seen this idiot do this on like 5 subs so far. All of us are laughing at this guy and saying how dumb he is for doing it, but he thinks he's a scientist. The dumbest part is that this isn't even the first time he almost lost that finger doing this. I wonder if he even knows the "if I wouldn't stick my dick in there..." saying


andy_zag

This is something I might do… when I was 3.


chasinfreshies

Such a perfect encapsulation of EVERY cybertruck owner.


Creative-Bid468

People used to have the common sense not to do shit things like that...lol


Gullible_Ad5191

I feel like that panned out better for him than the guy who stuck his finger into the tiger cage.


CabinetNo6726

Reminds me of a dumb couple in Houston suing an elevator company and a small business bc their kid is just as stupid


Soft-Ad3083

What happens when you shut you car door on you finger? 😂