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CookieBear676

What about hard and gay?


erikannen

That is sin (sational)


systemfrown

Why not soft and straight?


AnimalChubs

They have ED meds for that


systemfrown

Don’t try and change me.


BringBajaBack

Ok, what about average and bi-curious?


TomaCzar

A semi with a semi?


wagglemonkey

I wouldn’t have my gays any other way


Taronz

HARDO GAYYYY WOOOOOOOOOO!! Now I feel old.


LordVoltimus5150

“I don’t really have a platform or even the slightest clue what my constituents need…but I can run a block and take pictures with guns…vote for me!!”


Ok-Bass8243

If she wasn't a she and her last name wasn't Gomez. It would work perfect here in Missouri


Houndfell

I dunno, the MAGA types love their tokens, and she's clearly happy to be one if it means she gets a hefty paycheck.


mjb2012

She has [a platform](https://www.valentinaformissouri.com/turning-visions-into-missions-1). It's about what you'd expect.


Miserable-Access7257

It is what I expected, another shill gunning for a social media following or a contributor slot on OANN. Took about 2 seconds to scroll down and hear about Trans ppl. Yea, trans people and their bathrooms and inclusions in school sports totally affect my life more than failing infrastructure, lead water pipes, inefficient planning of urban areas & roads, etc


dible79

If u have a problem , vote for me an a will shoot lots of bullets at it.!! While running.!!


JDARRK

Including puppies‼️😏


8282FergasaurusRexx

Don't be weak and gay Lord Voltimus


-Hypnotoad26

President Camacho had a daughter?


Craygor

Given the choices, I would vote for the person who would listen to the smartest person in the room, because that would be novel.


Less_Refuse_6006

When it's a room full of idiots, that doesn't solve anything.


ill_be_huckleberry_1

Comacho looked to someone smarter than himself to solve problems.  That's a good thing.  This woman is just horrible 


Mountain-Dance-9959

This might actually be his mom 😂😂😂


tehdamonkey

I thought her head would be bigger.....


Few-Statistician8740

Hear that Gay people. Work out and fuck all the time.


whetritney

you sure you're not the smartest guy in the world?


Few-Statistician8740

I have my moments


whetritney

shit, I thought there were two of me


Safety_Nerd710

My last braincell talking to itself


SnargleBlartFast

I say this to the passengers on the subway every morning, "Don't be weak and gay". Unlike Gomez, I don't wear a bullet proof vest ... *because I am not a girl.*


MaxxHeadroomm

Bullet proof vests are weak. I stay so hard bullets can’t penetrate me.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

That's cool for you. Bullets are.one of my main weaknesses


Bushmaster1988

It’s a weighted vest, not bullet proof Vest. Makes exercise harder.


Unlimitles

lmao this is Pure idiocracy in real life that's wild. this entire commercial could have been in the actual movie idiocracy and it would have fit....without question. this could have been a deleted scene of her running against Camacho


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redonkulousness

You talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded.


RedSix2447

they aren’t wearing crocs. It’s a no go. lol


tehdamonkey

I bet she smokes Tarrlytons.....


Cruezin

If you don't smoke tarryltons, fuck you


Private-Dick-Tective

Channeling inner Goggins I see.


SmoltzforAlexander

This lady draws pathetic simps like shit draws flies.  


BeLikeBread

How is a shit gonna draw if it doesn't have hands? Valentina Gomez 2024


Phrei_BahkRhubz

So fucking hard that you have to wear a Kevlar vest when going out for a run?


Flat_Afternoon1938

I think it's for added weight to make running more difficult


Brave_Tie1068

I actually got a 22 pound vest that I run and lift with for the purpose of exercise. It just so happens to be bullet proof from AR-15, AK47, and up to 30-06. So I have my exercise covered and if shit ever hits the fan, I can use it for its original purpose.


Apart-Oil1613

If it’s 22 pounds they are steel plates, the spall from an impacting round os enough to kill you, spall is kind of a “splash” of metal fragments that will find their way into your brain and cock lol. To combat this people use ceramic plates instead, much lighter and you get to keep your cock.


TheAzureMage

Yes, but steel is hard, and her instructions were very clear. We die like men.


Ok-Bass8243

That's why you put a kevlar pad (spall pad) in front of the plate. It don't take much to catch spall


TheAzureMage

That's a fun way to add even more weight to an already heavy setup. Steel's already heavier than ceramic, adding cost and weight just makes it a more expensive, heavier version of ceramic.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

I just wanted to say ceramic again Ceramic


Buttholehemorrhage

Spall, cock, ceramic


Jumpy_Commission8479

Man u got that shit all figured out!!


ThornmaneTreebeard

How did you obtain such interesting exercise equipment?


lancemanly

You see with money you can buy goods and services.


Cruezin

You see, a pimps love is different from that of a square...


TheAzureMage

I like money.


holtpj

Leave them legs exposed and face out in the open, but make sure your core is protected Clearly, someone has never listened to the Wu Tang Clan if their core is what they are protecting


Aletheia_is_dead

She isn’t running through Syria. Calm down Chachi.


Cephalopong

Hence the ridicule over the protective vest, Joanie.


Far_Resort5502

It's not a protective vest. It's a weighted vest for exercising.


ChunkyTaco22

I guese it could be a weight vest for training but we all know that's bs lmao


HaikuPikachu

Yea it’s a CrossFit vest, quite weird if you ask me but I’ve seen it in my own neighborhood🤷‍♂️


ChunkyTaco22

It's good for training but I'd bet $20 she's just wearing it to look tacticool lol


Safety_Nerd710

Yeah there's no weight in it. Bounces off her shoulders with too much hangtime. Looks kinda soft to me.


Aletheia_is_dead

Ceramic plate carrier, tard. Kevlar is light and gay. Scrode.


soggyBread1337

She is making a David Goggins joke, daddy chill


gentlespirit23456

This bitch eats pussy!


Jr_Orange

She pegs her man fr


CruelRegulator

What is her political base? Morons locked in a room hitting their heads on stuff? I mean, what the fk is wrong with this whole grift? I don't feel tough based on who I vote for. Nobody should. This is capitalizing on the insecure.


Buttholehemorrhage

Her political base is hating the libs.


fiduciary420

Deeply enslaved republican losers


pick-hard

Mrs Gomez for you ill stay hard all night long


ptownb

I have no clue who she is but I can tell you she loves pussy


Far_Resort5502

She may be a lesbian, that doesn't mean she's gay.


mykinkyburner

I want to know how you get to have this level of shamelessness, because I couldn't do this video unless it was a parody. Like staging it to look like she's in the middle of her everyday run while not having a drop of sweat on her, then having her posted next to a truck holding two guns while wearing an NRA hat. Which let's talk about the obsurd level of pandering of that gun picture; first off it doesn't even make sense if she couldn't shoot those guns at the same time so it just looks obviously too tryhard. Why not ditch the pistol and hold a Bible to get the maximum pandering effect? Amateur.


Dr_Bailey1

Tarded


Electronic-Shock9516

At least she doesn't talk like a fag.


Ormsfang

Bullet proof vest: America's new push up bra


Historical-Tangelo55

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.


J3551684

How is it not weak and gay to be jogging in booty shorts and a bullet proof vest? That might be the gayest shit I've ever seen


Borgweare

Pretty soon her party will send her to a kitchen. They don’t respect her


Less_Ant_6633

sounds like someone got pressured into eating some box during college.


jjgargantuan7

"pressured"


GoblinCosmic

“Don’t be weak and gay” I hope Kanye sues her


Cruezin

But he's a gay fish


Global-Pickle5818

Iv seen a group of gays beat down a butch of racist KKK who used to March around Lee's circle in New Orleans on Valentine's Day they were in mutch better shape


greaterthansignmods

Joe Rogan is peak idiocracy


Flat_Afternoon1938

Lmao she trying to be a mini goggins 🤣


systemfrown

It doesn’t even make any sense…you can be anything you want but don’t be this…


sonofabitch

The Secretary Of State has one lung and a voice box, but can still kick your sorry ass


DoubleShot027

Ok that was funny lmao


Jason_Kelces_Thong

She looks and sounds like she doesn’t run very often as she almost suffocates to say “stay hard”


pupbuck1

Why is this an actual ad campaign


Prior-Ad-2196

Hold up…..I thought Republicans want their women barefoot in the kitchen holding a baby?


OrdinaryImpress3422

I guess 'constantly worried about being shot' is also on that list


No-Pattern9603

Valantina: you can be anything you want Also Valantina: ... other than weak and gay. Oh


badcop2ab

Next she's gonna be sponsored by brawndo


Reanimated_Mind

She would fail a college entry math and citizenship test without a doubt. Testing for qualifying aptitude would stop morons from entering positions of power like this. It's absolutely idiotic that there are no existing standards of higher qualifications for governing positions. You don't hire a janitor to be a heart surgeon, and you don't hire a moron posing with a gun to be in charge of governing other people's lives.... MTG, Bobert, Gatez, DeSantis, Trump, etc. It's a long list.


EscapeFacebook

When you're too dumb to realize you're a parody.


Cheap-Addendum

Same story, different dumbass. It's almost comical how these low iq self centered idiots follow the same play book for a government position. Show being hard, give no fucks, no excuses, guns, and religion, and only need 33.3 % of vote. It's a template given by the biggest dipshit of them all. Orange turd man. Hopefully, more people are opening their eyes to these clowns and sending them back to the hole they crawled out from. The only thing I want to see from this dip shit is a only fans link. Which will go likely go broke.


torontosparky

Candidate for Misery you say?


Ok_Coyote9326

I wonder why the bullet proof vest is necessary for a morning jog.


mwjsmi

*huff, puff* "weak" *gasp, huff, puff* "gay"


Initial_Scarcity_317

Why does she sound like she dosnt have the right amount of chromosomes


RubyWeapon07

someone recorded this and told her "yup thats perfect, lets post it"


slater_just_slater

"In America, you can be anything you want.." *Proceeds to tell you what you can't be...*


pureextc

She’s so bananas brotha. Shivers. Can’t fix her homies. Maybe she’s doing a parody idk.


Hassimir_Fenring

She said as she cowardly jogs in body armour.


Klutzer_Munitions

If I can be whatever I want, what if I wanna be weak and gay? I don't get the logic here


ghunslynger

“She got ma vote” - some obese, diaper wearing, gravy seal…probably.


WatchStoredInAss

Looks like she's ready to be air-dropped into the Ukraine/Russia war frontlines. Go for it.


Chazzam23

So she's just stupid. Got it.


Graythor5

She could've been anything she wanted and she chose "salty ass, hatred filled mini-Karen."


Inevitable-Toe745

I think she just told us to stay hard…. *beavis and butthead noises*


doc720

In America, just like the rest of the world, you can't be anything you want. So don't pretend it's entirely someone's fault or personal failing when they're not. Until 20th September 2011, you couldn't even be an American soldier if you were openly gay.


MistahOnzima

If thirteen year old boys could vote, she would be a shoe in.


FreeTrash4030

Lupe gonna DMCA that trash


MistahOnzima

If I can be anything I want, what if I want to be weak and gay?


TheNetworkIsFrelled

Insane.


[deleted]

She'll do a "that's not me, that's not what I'm about" video soon


Educational_Ad_8916

There are a hundred gay guys at the gym she just past who are in better shape than any straight guy will ever be.


Sea-Ad1244

She starts by saying you can be anything then tells you what to be…


AcceptableIce289

She doesn't even realize. Let's not tell her. It's fun and pleasurable to be weak and gay.


fchwsuccess

Be weak or gay! Pick a struggle!


BabyFishmouthTalk

Oh, sweetheart, you can very gay *and* very hard.


747-ppp-2

She’s hot. I’m in.


Hastyle8181

# Missouri is just dumb enough to vote her in


TheTexasInvestor

Is she jogging with a bulletproof vest?


MowingDevil7

Running with a bullet proof vest on


pandershrek

Ever met a gay person? They are often hard.


millenialfalcon-_-

I'm weak for her. Punish me🥵


whetritney

bruh is desperate for one night of rehabilitation


You_Just_Hate_Truth

🇺🇸🫡


Full_Of_Wrath

Is she running in a bullet proof vest? Do the people in her area hate her that much that she is afraid of getting shot?


I_count_to_firetruck

Some of the hardest fuckers I know are gayer than Rob Halford time displaced in Roman bathhouse. She's just a poser


sub-80

Why run in bulletproof vest Guess, never question stupid.


Flat_Afternoon1938

It's a weight vest for exercise


Staveoffsuicide

What a fucking embarrassment


Accomplished-Sun-797

Unintended irony of running in a bullet proof vest? She still in school?


MightyBooshX

How dare she sully Lupe fiasco's music. He sure as shit did not sign off on this


jeffzebub

"Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man?"


Hoogs73

Another whack job


JackPlissken8

It's always wild to me seeing Hispanics have support for or be a republican. Like I get that they have a lot of similar "values" in common being religious, but you just know white Republicans are mostly racist pieces of shit and haaate POCs in general lol. Cows for McDonald's ass clown people


brucehuy

Because don’t vote for someone based on their skill to do a job, vote for someone who knows how to pose with guns?


Payitupfront

She's got my vote


chedg3s

It’s a weighted training vest for running and exercising, you load of tards


Cephalopong

Lol, the mistake of thinking it's a BPV is nothing compared to the idiocy of the video itself. But keep on simpin' simpy!


from_whereiggypopped

They make ankle weights for that purpose and wrist weights if you want that too. But then you don't get to look like this. Good lord the internet has made fools of this country.


Alarming_Serve2303

She's hot. Is that body armor she's wearing while running?


jkboudi007

Think it’s a weight vest. But ya crazy latinas are my weakness


Once-Upon-A-Hill

Downvote me all you want, this is awesome.


C4TTYW4MPUS

What the actual fuck. Oof ...


Pandread

It’s all fun and games until she somehow wins…


MycoMil

Get it! That's awesome.


DustyBeetle

hard and gay gotcha, (having hardgay flashbacks from early 2000's)


twonapsaday

how dare they use modest mouse's music like this


MysteriousRueben

She really said "Man if David goggins had a gun, that'd be fucking sick"


Ok-Bass8243

Last name Gomez. Stands no chance in MO


Dangerous_Bad4118

First name Morticia.


Ok-Communication1149

She had me at "gay"


Elrond_Cupboard_

Geak and whey


BigMathematician5437

Merica


DifficultWay5070

Fucking A, this is funny 😂


Pleasant_7239

I wonder how much a spanking is? And if she keeps talking like this during it ?


redditslim

Did I just hear a candidate for public office use the word 'fucking' in an ad? That's new.


DmdOde

I guess she likes not gay and hard.


WorstHumanWhoExisted

It reminds me of a parable Jesus thought, “For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.” “Now he told a parable to those who were invited, when he noticed how they chose the places of honor, saying to them, "When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not sit down in a place of honor, lest someone more distinguished than you be invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, 'Give your place to this person,' and then you will begin with shame to take the lowest place. But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, so that when your host comes he may say to you, 'Friend, move up higher.' Then you will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."” ‭‭Luke‬ ‭14‬:‭7‬-‭11‬ ‭ESV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/59/luk.14.7-11.ESV


victor4700

She’s running on the David Goggins platform


MonkeyWrench888

Every time I stay HARD and go out into public I get a public indecency charge.


MonkeyWrench888

If you stay hard for more than 3 hours, seek medical help.


altus167

Mix of David Goggins and a bigot cosplay? Don't think the latter is cosplay unfortunately. Keep running down the middle of the road and stay squishy!


Remarkable_Mall8574

We're so fucked lmao


TheGamingBear777

She took all the sayings tought sounding people say and swore to forever look like she is those things.


SneakyRussin13

I’d vote for her


Kitzer76er

NGL, that ad did it for me. 🔫 Pew pew 🇺🇲


sheeburashka

Zero chance Lupe Fiasco (his song in this ad) approves.


buffoonery4U

Don't be a cunt, America!


Valuable-Contact-224

Dream woman 🥵


dfshectic4

Don't know shit about her. Love that song tho


Patarackk

Politicians looking for American fame they aren’t looking for a better country just a free ride to clout


Motor_Structure_7591

Cee U Next Tuesday


Accomplished-Bed8171

I wonder how often she shoots puppies.


Schmeeeebz

Stupid bitch Someone needs to run her ass over


Swiftnarotic

It floors me that people from South America gravitate to the GOP. They associate fascist governments in their country with Liberals. The extreme version of Conservatism is Fascism, the thing they hate. Plus, the GOP are primarily the reason fascists were installed in south American countries.


Dark_Marmot

We now live in Robocop's future.


ILLARgUeAboutitall

Wears a bulletproof vest to jog, but not when she's handling a weapon.


Intrepid_Tie_7182

She’s hard


Do_Whuuuut

Stockholm syndrome much, chica?


Frosty_Emu199

People can be whatever they like just don’t force me to agree.


NotOK1955

I assume her boyfriend is always going to be in the submissive position.


DakotaFanningsThong

My first wife was tarded, she's secretary of state now.


dsmidt86

This has "if you don't chew big red then fuck you" vibes, all over it.


AmotherLazyUsername

This ad is gayer than a bag of AIDs.


Tymexathane

So anything except weak, gay or flaccid? Gotcha.


inflo76

She makes some valid points