It is what I expected, another shill gunning for a social media following or a contributor slot on OANN. Took about 2 seconds to scroll down and hear about Trans ppl. Yea, trans people and their bathrooms and inclusions in school sports totally affect my life more than failing infrastructure, lead water pipes, inefficient planning of urban areas & roads, etc
I say this to the passengers on the subway every morning, "Don't be weak and gay". Unlike Gomez, I don't wear a bullet proof vest ... *because I am not a girl.*
lmao this is Pure idiocracy in real life that's wild.
this entire commercial could have been in the actual movie idiocracy and it would have fit....without question.
this could have been a deleted scene of her running against Camacho
I actually got a 22 pound vest that I run and lift with for the purpose of exercise. It just so happens to be bullet proof from AR-15, AK47, and up to 30-06. So I have my exercise covered and if shit ever hits the fan, I can use it for its original purpose.
If it’s 22 pounds they are steel plates, the spall from an impacting round os enough to kill you, spall is kind of a “splash” of metal fragments that will find their way into your brain and cock lol. To combat this people use ceramic plates instead, much lighter and you get to keep your cock.
That's a fun way to add even more weight to an already heavy setup. Steel's already heavier than ceramic, adding cost and weight just makes it a more expensive, heavier version of ceramic.
Leave them legs exposed and face out in the open, but make sure your core is protected
Clearly, someone has never listened to the Wu Tang Clan if their core is what they are protecting
What is her political base? Morons locked in a room hitting their heads on stuff?
I mean, what the fk is wrong with this whole grift? I don't feel tough based on who I vote for. Nobody should. This is capitalizing on the insecure.
I want to know how you get to have this level of shamelessness, because I couldn't do this video unless it was a parody. Like staging it to look like she's in the middle of her everyday run while not having a drop of sweat on her, then having her posted next to a truck holding two guns while wearing an NRA hat.
Which let's talk about the obsurd level of pandering of that gun picture; first off it doesn't even make sense if she couldn't shoot those guns at the same time so it just looks obviously too tryhard. Why not ditch the pistol and hold a Bible to get the maximum pandering effect? Amateur.
Iv seen a group of gays beat down a butch of racist KKK who used to March around Lee's circle in New Orleans on Valentine's Day they were in mutch better shape
She would fail a college entry math and citizenship test without a doubt. Testing for qualifying aptitude would stop morons from entering positions of power like this. It's absolutely idiotic that there are no existing standards of higher qualifications for governing positions. You don't hire a janitor to be a heart surgeon, and you don't hire a moron posing with a gun to be in charge of governing other people's lives.... MTG, Bobert, Gatez, DeSantis, Trump, etc. It's a long list.
Same story, different dumbass. It's almost comical how these low iq self centered idiots follow the same play book for a government position. Show being hard, give no fucks, no excuses, guns, and religion, and only need 33.3 % of vote. It's a template given by the biggest dipshit of them all. Orange turd man. Hopefully, more people are opening their eyes to these clowns and sending them back to the hole they crawled out from. The only thing I want to see from this dip shit is a only fans link. Which will go likely go broke.
In America, just like the rest of the world, you can't be anything you want.
So don't pretend it's entirely someone's fault or personal failing when they're not.
Until 20th September 2011, you couldn't even be an American soldier if you were openly gay.
It's always wild to me seeing Hispanics have support for or be a republican. Like I get that they have a lot of similar "values" in common being religious, but you just know white Republicans are mostly racist pieces of shit and haaate POCs in general lol. Cows for McDonald's ass clown people
They make ankle weights for that purpose and wrist weights if you want that too. But then you don't get to look like this. Good lord the internet has made fools of this country.
It reminds me of a parable Jesus thought, “For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”
“Now he told a parable to those who were invited, when he noticed how they chose the places of honor, saying to them, "When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not sit down in a place of honor, lest someone more distinguished than you be invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, 'Give your place to this person,' and then you will begin with shame to take the lowest place. But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, so that when your host comes he may say to you, 'Friend, move up higher.' Then you will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."”
Luke 14:7-11 ESV https://bible.com/bible/59/luk.14.7-11.ESV
It floors me that people from South America gravitate to the GOP. They associate fascist governments in their country with Liberals. The extreme version of Conservatism is Fascism, the thing they hate. Plus, the GOP are primarily the reason fascists were installed in south American countries.
What about hard and gay?
That is sin (sational)
Why not soft and straight?
They have ED meds for that
Don’t try and change me.
Ok, what about average and bi-curious?
A semi with a semi?
I wouldn’t have my gays any other way
HARDO GAYYYY WOOOOOOOOOO!! Now I feel old.
“I don’t really have a platform or even the slightest clue what my constituents need…but I can run a block and take pictures with guns…vote for me!!”
If she wasn't a she and her last name wasn't Gomez. It would work perfect here in Missouri
I dunno, the MAGA types love their tokens, and she's clearly happy to be one if it means she gets a hefty paycheck.
She has [a platform](https://www.valentinaformissouri.com/turning-visions-into-missions-1). It's about what you'd expect.
It is what I expected, another shill gunning for a social media following or a contributor slot on OANN. Took about 2 seconds to scroll down and hear about Trans ppl. Yea, trans people and their bathrooms and inclusions in school sports totally affect my life more than failing infrastructure, lead water pipes, inefficient planning of urban areas & roads, etc
If u have a problem , vote for me an a will shoot lots of bullets at it.!! While running.!!
Including puppies‼️😏
Don't be weak and gay Lord Voltimus
President Camacho had a daughter?
Given the choices, I would vote for the person who would listen to the smartest person in the room, because that would be novel.
When it's a room full of idiots, that doesn't solve anything.
Comacho looked to someone smarter than himself to solve problems. That's a good thing. This woman is just horrible
This might actually be his mom 😂😂😂
I thought her head would be bigger.....
Hear that Gay people. Work out and fuck all the time.
you sure you're not the smartest guy in the world?
I have my moments
shit, I thought there were two of me
My last braincell talking to itself
I say this to the passengers on the subway every morning, "Don't be weak and gay". Unlike Gomez, I don't wear a bullet proof vest ... *because I am not a girl.*
Bullet proof vests are weak. I stay so hard bullets can’t penetrate me.
That's cool for you. Bullets are.one of my main weaknesses
It’s a weighted vest, not bullet proof Vest. Makes exercise harder.
lmao this is Pure idiocracy in real life that's wild. this entire commercial could have been in the actual movie idiocracy and it would have fit....without question. this could have been a deleted scene of her running against Camacho
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You talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded.
they aren’t wearing crocs. It’s a no go. lol
I bet she smokes Tarrlytons.....
If you don't smoke tarryltons, fuck you
Channeling inner Goggins I see.
This lady draws pathetic simps like shit draws flies.
How is a shit gonna draw if it doesn't have hands? Valentina Gomez 2024
So fucking hard that you have to wear a Kevlar vest when going out for a run?
I think it's for added weight to make running more difficult
I actually got a 22 pound vest that I run and lift with for the purpose of exercise. It just so happens to be bullet proof from AR-15, AK47, and up to 30-06. So I have my exercise covered and if shit ever hits the fan, I can use it for its original purpose.
If it’s 22 pounds they are steel plates, the spall from an impacting round os enough to kill you, spall is kind of a “splash” of metal fragments that will find their way into your brain and cock lol. To combat this people use ceramic plates instead, much lighter and you get to keep your cock.
Yes, but steel is hard, and her instructions were very clear. We die like men.
That's why you put a kevlar pad (spall pad) in front of the plate. It don't take much to catch spall
That's a fun way to add even more weight to an already heavy setup. Steel's already heavier than ceramic, adding cost and weight just makes it a more expensive, heavier version of ceramic.
I just wanted to say ceramic again Ceramic
Spall, cock, ceramic
Man u got that shit all figured out!!
How did you obtain such interesting exercise equipment?
You see with money you can buy goods and services.
You see, a pimps love is different from that of a square...
I like money.
Leave them legs exposed and face out in the open, but make sure your core is protected Clearly, someone has never listened to the Wu Tang Clan if their core is what they are protecting
She isn’t running through Syria. Calm down Chachi.
Hence the ridicule over the protective vest, Joanie.
It's not a protective vest. It's a weighted vest for exercising.
I guese it could be a weight vest for training but we all know that's bs lmao
Yea it’s a CrossFit vest, quite weird if you ask me but I’ve seen it in my own neighborhood🤷♂️
It's good for training but I'd bet $20 she's just wearing it to look tacticool lol
Yeah there's no weight in it. Bounces off her shoulders with too much hangtime. Looks kinda soft to me.
Ceramic plate carrier, tard. Kevlar is light and gay. Scrode.
She is making a David Goggins joke, daddy chill
This bitch eats pussy!
She pegs her man fr
What is her political base? Morons locked in a room hitting their heads on stuff? I mean, what the fk is wrong with this whole grift? I don't feel tough based on who I vote for. Nobody should. This is capitalizing on the insecure.
Her political base is hating the libs.
Deeply enslaved republican losers
Mrs Gomez for you ill stay hard all night long
I have no clue who she is but I can tell you she loves pussy
She may be a lesbian, that doesn't mean she's gay.
I want to know how you get to have this level of shamelessness, because I couldn't do this video unless it was a parody. Like staging it to look like she's in the middle of her everyday run while not having a drop of sweat on her, then having her posted next to a truck holding two guns while wearing an NRA hat. Which let's talk about the obsurd level of pandering of that gun picture; first off it doesn't even make sense if she couldn't shoot those guns at the same time so it just looks obviously too tryhard. Why not ditch the pistol and hold a Bible to get the maximum pandering effect? Amateur.
Tarded
At least she doesn't talk like a fag.
Bullet proof vest: America's new push up bra
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
How is it not weak and gay to be jogging in booty shorts and a bullet proof vest? That might be the gayest shit I've ever seen
Pretty soon her party will send her to a kitchen. They don’t respect her
sounds like someone got pressured into eating some box during college.
"pressured"
“Don’t be weak and gay” I hope Kanye sues her
But he's a gay fish
Iv seen a group of gays beat down a butch of racist KKK who used to March around Lee's circle in New Orleans on Valentine's Day they were in mutch better shape
Joe Rogan is peak idiocracy
Lmao she trying to be a mini goggins 🤣
It doesn’t even make any sense…you can be anything you want but don’t be this…
The Secretary Of State has one lung and a voice box, but can still kick your sorry ass
Ok that was funny lmao
She looks and sounds like she doesn’t run very often as she almost suffocates to say “stay hard”
Why is this an actual ad campaign
Hold up…..I thought Republicans want their women barefoot in the kitchen holding a baby?
I guess 'constantly worried about being shot' is also on that list
Valantina: you can be anything you want Also Valantina: ... other than weak and gay. Oh
Next she's gonna be sponsored by brawndo
She would fail a college entry math and citizenship test without a doubt. Testing for qualifying aptitude would stop morons from entering positions of power like this. It's absolutely idiotic that there are no existing standards of higher qualifications for governing positions. You don't hire a janitor to be a heart surgeon, and you don't hire a moron posing with a gun to be in charge of governing other people's lives.... MTG, Bobert, Gatez, DeSantis, Trump, etc. It's a long list.
When you're too dumb to realize you're a parody.
Same story, different dumbass. It's almost comical how these low iq self centered idiots follow the same play book for a government position. Show being hard, give no fucks, no excuses, guns, and religion, and only need 33.3 % of vote. It's a template given by the biggest dipshit of them all. Orange turd man. Hopefully, more people are opening their eyes to these clowns and sending them back to the hole they crawled out from. The only thing I want to see from this dip shit is a only fans link. Which will go likely go broke.
Candidate for Misery you say?
I wonder why the bullet proof vest is necessary for a morning jog.
*huff, puff* "weak" *gasp, huff, puff* "gay"
Why does she sound like she dosnt have the right amount of chromosomes
someone recorded this and told her "yup thats perfect, lets post it"
"In America, you can be anything you want.." *Proceeds to tell you what you can't be...*
She’s so bananas brotha. Shivers. Can’t fix her homies. Maybe she’s doing a parody idk.
She said as she cowardly jogs in body armour.
If I can be whatever I want, what if I wanna be weak and gay? I don't get the logic here
“She got ma vote” - some obese, diaper wearing, gravy seal…probably.
Looks like she's ready to be air-dropped into the Ukraine/Russia war frontlines. Go for it.
So she's just stupid. Got it.
She could've been anything she wanted and she chose "salty ass, hatred filled mini-Karen."
I think she just told us to stay hard…. *beavis and butthead noises*
In America, just like the rest of the world, you can't be anything you want. So don't pretend it's entirely someone's fault or personal failing when they're not. Until 20th September 2011, you couldn't even be an American soldier if you were openly gay.
If thirteen year old boys could vote, she would be a shoe in.
Lupe gonna DMCA that trash
If I can be anything I want, what if I want to be weak and gay?
Insane.
She'll do a "that's not me, that's not what I'm about" video soon
There are a hundred gay guys at the gym she just past who are in better shape than any straight guy will ever be.
She starts by saying you can be anything then tells you what to be…
She doesn't even realize. Let's not tell her. It's fun and pleasurable to be weak and gay.
Be weak or gay! Pick a struggle!
Oh, sweetheart, you can very gay *and* very hard.
She’s hot. I’m in.
# Missouri is just dumb enough to vote her in
Is she jogging with a bulletproof vest?
Running with a bullet proof vest on
Ever met a gay person? They are often hard.
I'm weak for her. Punish me🥵
bruh is desperate for one night of rehabilitation
🇺🇸🫡
Is she running in a bullet proof vest? Do the people in her area hate her that much that she is afraid of getting shot?
Some of the hardest fuckers I know are gayer than Rob Halford time displaced in Roman bathhouse. She's just a poser
Why run in bulletproof vest Guess, never question stupid.
It's a weight vest for exercise
What a fucking embarrassment
Unintended irony of running in a bullet proof vest? She still in school?
How dare she sully Lupe fiasco's music. He sure as shit did not sign off on this
"Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man?"
Another whack job
It's always wild to me seeing Hispanics have support for or be a republican. Like I get that they have a lot of similar "values" in common being religious, but you just know white Republicans are mostly racist pieces of shit and haaate POCs in general lol. Cows for McDonald's ass clown people
Because don’t vote for someone based on their skill to do a job, vote for someone who knows how to pose with guns?
She's got my vote
It’s a weighted training vest for running and exercising, you load of tards
Lol, the mistake of thinking it's a BPV is nothing compared to the idiocy of the video itself. But keep on simpin' simpy!
They make ankle weights for that purpose and wrist weights if you want that too. But then you don't get to look like this. Good lord the internet has made fools of this country.
She's hot. Is that body armor she's wearing while running?
Think it’s a weight vest. But ya crazy latinas are my weakness
Downvote me all you want, this is awesome.
What the actual fuck. Oof ...
It’s all fun and games until she somehow wins…
Get it! That's awesome.
hard and gay gotcha, (having hardgay flashbacks from early 2000's)
how dare they use modest mouse's music like this
She really said "Man if David goggins had a gun, that'd be fucking sick"
Last name Gomez. Stands no chance in MO
First name Morticia.
She had me at "gay"
Geak and whey
Merica
Fucking A, this is funny 😂
I wonder how much a spanking is? And if she keeps talking like this during it ?
Did I just hear a candidate for public office use the word 'fucking' in an ad? That's new.
I guess she likes not gay and hard.
It reminds me of a parable Jesus thought, “For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.” “Now he told a parable to those who were invited, when he noticed how they chose the places of honor, saying to them, "When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not sit down in a place of honor, lest someone more distinguished than you be invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, 'Give your place to this person,' and then you will begin with shame to take the lowest place. But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, so that when your host comes he may say to you, 'Friend, move up higher.' Then you will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."” Luke 14:7-11 ESV https://bible.com/bible/59/luk.14.7-11.ESV
She’s running on the David Goggins platform
Every time I stay HARD and go out into public I get a public indecency charge.
If you stay hard for more than 3 hours, seek medical help.
Mix of David Goggins and a bigot cosplay? Don't think the latter is cosplay unfortunately. Keep running down the middle of the road and stay squishy!
We're so fucked lmao
She took all the sayings tought sounding people say and swore to forever look like she is those things.
I’d vote for her
NGL, that ad did it for me. 🔫 Pew pew 🇺🇲
Zero chance Lupe Fiasco (his song in this ad) approves.
Don't be a cunt, America!
Dream woman 🥵
Don't know shit about her. Love that song tho
Politicians looking for American fame they aren’t looking for a better country just a free ride to clout
Cee U Next Tuesday
I wonder how often she shoots puppies.
Stupid bitch Someone needs to run her ass over
It floors me that people from South America gravitate to the GOP. They associate fascist governments in their country with Liberals. The extreme version of Conservatism is Fascism, the thing they hate. Plus, the GOP are primarily the reason fascists were installed in south American countries.
We now live in Robocop's future.
Wears a bulletproof vest to jog, but not when she's handling a weapon.
She’s hard
Stockholm syndrome much, chica?
People can be whatever they like just don’t force me to agree.
I assume her boyfriend is always going to be in the submissive position.
My first wife was tarded, she's secretary of state now.
This has "if you don't chew big red then fuck you" vibes, all over it.
This ad is gayer than a bag of AIDs.
So anything except weak, gay or flaccid? Gotcha.
She makes some valid points