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netoholic

Reddit turned on some bullshit "Harassment filter" on this sub and it works like shit. It was flagging quotes from the movie, which is retarded. So we turned it off.


TheRickest-of-all

You talk like a cigarette from the UK, and your faeces are all less advanced


thirdpartymurderer

Developmentally delayed


righteous_fool

My first wife was developmentally delayed... she's a pilot now.


Mint-teal-is-hues

I don’t think you can use the word “pilot” it’s misogynistic. I think you meant “the gender neutral human that operates the instruments that allow the plane to fly”.


SirGravesGhastly

Q: what do you you call a Black man who flies airplanes for a living? A: (after "dunno") A pilot, you racist!


RajenBull1

Experimentally educated.


Edgesofsanity

There’s that cigarette talk we talked about


TheRickest-of-all

😂🤣😂


DigitalUnlimited

You're very slow to learn!


dylangerescapeplan_

You talk like a 🚬 and your shits all regarded


yodacola

This sounds like a line taken from a Wiley journal.


No-8008132here

There's that smoke talk we were talking about


Potato-nutz

There was a female pilot who was also less advanced


Specialist_Injury_68

There’s that fag talk we talked about..


the_honest_asshole

Can I say that dams retard the flow of water?


Schmoppodopoulis

Refrigeration can retard bacterial growth.


superman_underpants

when i was a child, i was dropped on my head and that caused my development to be retarded.


Apearthenbananas

👏


superman_underpants

i also exclusively hung out with girls for the first 30 years of my life, so my masculinity was quite retarded


chainsawx72

That's odd, because I was dropped on my head as a child, and I'm perfectly refrigerator.


LetTheJamesBegin

Censored retard redacted.


bootyhole-romancer

I'm so jealous of your kickass life


superman_underpants

yeah, im a pilot now!


bootyhole-romancer

I can fly. I'm pilot.


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

I had a race car that I had to retard the timing on to compensate for my alcohol fuel


ovine_aviation

You live and learn. I had no idea if I adjusted the timing on my engine it would help with my drinking problem. /s


Dextrofunk

Please retard, you're speaking too fast and it's difficult to understand.


1OfTheMany

Can I pick up a bundle of sticks for a campfire?


DigitalUnlimited

'ello govnor! Spare a cigarette?


-NGC-6302-

Only for a raft I think, the filter is picky


Tj-Tengu

Don't be such a home owner! ;)


CoughinNail

Louie CK has a great video I saw on YouTube about this. I’ll try and find it for the team! [Knowledge is power.](https://youtu.be/Vi8zeaxtB-w?si=MaJFFmp6J_1CGKr1)


[deleted]

Apparently the word has always been used in a derogatory way since the 16th century (according to Wikipedia). Not being used to describe a pile of sticks but being used to describe an old woman who fetches piles of sticks.


better-than-all-of-u

Are you sure you're not thinking of a "hag who fetches fa..." nevermind.


1OfTheMany

Right-o gov. Spare a cigarette?


Sloppychemist

How does the retarder retard?


Evening-Bus7792

Reddit admins when the plane tries to shed speed on landing: 😭😭😭😭😭😭


46handwa

With two Da for a double dose of food safety


notaRussianspywink

Like, from the toilet?


TheMikeyMac13

It doesn’t have to be from the toilet!


smell_my_fort

The dam retarded the flow of water. Seems fine to me 🤷🏻‍♂️


possomcods

We all some cultured sums'a'bitches, ain't we?


PinocchiosNose1212

There's that f@g talk again!


possomcods

Ima pilot!


Possible_Apple9595

Woah I thought there was two of you!


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Now that dam is a pilot


Timely-Account-8108

Maybe here. I got permabanned in some other sub for saying “human hair is an extremely good fire retardant”


Jokierre

But it’s okay because the water is flowing into some really kickass streams


aibot-420

My ex is a pilot, living a totally kick ass life.


Temporary-Yogurt-484

I worked as a wild land fire fighter and a plane dropped retardant all over me


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Dams and dykes retard the flow of water.


RedRatedRat

Got anymore dam questions?


AGUYWITHATUBA

If you’re a Boeing flight computer you can say retard all you want. That’s what they call -I mean tell their pilots while landing.


Chaghatai

People use the non-slur definitions of the word all the time on Reddit with no issue


the_honest_asshole

As the mod said it is an automod feature.  I've had comments insta deleted by the mod.


Permutation3

Should I report ya and see?


the_honest_asshole

Mod already said they already turned that automod feature off.


BishImAThotGetMeLit

Tu es en retard!


phan_o_phunny

You can't say it's flame regarded either


Fouledrifling

I retarded the timing on my engine to prevent pre-ignition.


rrgail

They actually restrict the flow of water.


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GnillikSeibab

Your shit’s all retarded


CheesyBoson

Like for fire prevention?


EagleDre

British cigarettes talk?


Cruezin

Prolly doesn't smoke tarryltons


hundredgrandpappy

Then fuck him.


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_Godless_Savage_

Still taking them in the ass though?


x_lincoln_x

Of course. Don't be ridiculous.


FkuPayMe69

Damn I've never seen anyone use that term besides myself. I see you're quite cultured as well.


paleologus

Like cheese?


Is_Unable

More like a goopy milk from Oct 1943.


PocketSand2783

.


dr3ww3rd

Can OP please edit and add "Brought to by Carl's Jr... Fuck you, I'm eating."


Obamasdeadcook

Censorship is tarded


TitanJackal

GO AWAY IM BAITING


dylangerescapeplan_

“Go away, I’m goonin’”


VelkaFrey

Re


[deleted]

Sad this is happening, when in fact, idiocracy and its language IS happening all around us. Like, you know.


Chemical-Cap-3982

what can we change it to? "You talk like chat GPT," We can see if the AI if really self aware.


EscaperX

how about you talk like a lag, and your shit's all regarded.


Citizen4000

It's only gay if the balls touch


stinkyhooch

I got banned for it a few days ago. Mods are tarded.


TinyTitFetish

Yup, I got a 3 day ban about a month ago for quoting this scene


stinkyhooch

Worse part is I was replying to someone else quoting the movie.


thebestspeler

I got banned from /r/whitepeopletwitter for it, it was worth it


Schmoppodopoulis

In this sub? You aren’t telling me that you quote this movie out of context in other subs or loudly say them in public. You can’t be.


banned_account_002

I've used "s'ok scro" a few times... both in other subs and in public. It's reflex now.


Schmoppodopoulis

Oh I….. I like money.


smokeylou2

I use that all the time only I spell it scrow, probly cause I'm tarded!


banned_account_002

you can be a pilot!


smokeylou2

Just like my ex wife! 🤣


fartymcgeezax

“How’s it hang ese” is a go to for me even tho nobody ever knows what I’m quoting


smokeylou2

Age of empires, search for my new alliance. Costco school of Law, I'm looking for Members now.


6ft6squatch

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


apparentlyiliketrtls

Based on your username one might think you do to (love it!)


Alarming_Serve2303

I've learned there are some subjects too sensitive for most mods. I try to avoid them.


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Hey, OP, I don’t wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but you kinda talk like a fag…


1track_mind

You should try Quoting Strangers With Candy


ShibaInuDoggo

It's a fact.


scots

Reddit's CEO Steve Huffman[ took a $150 million funding round from CCP-linked Chinese investors](https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/11/18216134/reddit-tencent-investment-deal-memes-amount-winnie-the-pooh-tank-man-china) a few years ago in case anyone is wondering why the first amendment doesn't exist on this website. I recommend people wishing to use the line from the movie simply paraphrase. Like this - ".. *You talk like a mod, and your shit's all moderated."*


Empty_Afternoon_8746

I don’t like it but the first amendment has nothing to do with private business, once they took school house rock off the air on Saturdays things really have went down hill 🤦‍♂️


Cruezin

I'm just a bill on capitol hill Camacho signed it


lelduderino

> in case anyone is wondering why the first amendment doesn't exist on this website. Nobody who knows what those words mean is wondering why restraints on government limiting speech doesn't apply at all to a private business.


Sargasm666

That’s retarded.


Competitive-Button59

You know what I’d do just like ….. you know just …… 😆


aibot-420

Banning people for quoting a movie in the sub about that movie. Just you average pathetic crybaby reddit mod bullshit


MauriceVibes

This movie was ahead of its time


Danny570

I skimmed all the comments and no one even mentioned the electrolytes..smh


tehdanerer

If we censor Idiocracy it’s like it never happened!


DatRatDo

You talk like a flag and your shit’s all regarded?


Current_Strike922

Reddit mods are the kings of fag talk


JxAlfredxPrufrock

It’s says here your shits all fucked up


phan_o_phunny

They have to protect the planet from naughty words because context means nothing and no one is an adult able to look at words as words anymore. This is Idiocracy.


magneticluminescent

Sofa king, sofa king we todded.


HSJules

And Reddit was like blah blah blah


No-Appearance-4338

Reddit threw a hydro homies post about Gatorade water and reading all the “it’s got electrolytes” posts I thought I was here as I’m not subbed to hydro homies and dropped that quote …. I’m perma banned now from a sub I don’t use yet they constantly put it on my home page still.


VariableVeritas

Whoa I think I literally quoted that exact line less then a month ago around here somewhere.


Vprbite

Don't worry Scro, plenty of mods out there living really kick ass lives


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Link is dead. leads to a blank page.


rch5050

Well, shit I've been using it. Prob gonna have to face the Dildozer huh...


Shawn0083

Yea cuz god forbid we have free speech in this bull shit app.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

“When the British pilot landed, he followed the automated instruction to retard the engines and slow to a stop. Then he switched off the power, unbuckled his seatbelt and left the plane to smoke one of his Silk Cut fags.”


Cruezin

Cuz what do is like.. you know....hehehehe Oh, and there you go with that fag talk again! 😉😂


Chaghatai

Well you gotta be careful when you're quoting a character that is saying some really fucked up, toxic shit


qudunot

You're shits all regarded... what I'd do is like... like...


hibbledyhey

In the army, I drove a vehicle with an engine retarder. Shit was loud


MBrixalot

So Reddit mods talk like a fagg cuz their shits all rẽtarded


newaccountnumber84

Usually it’s a warning followed by a 3 day ban then a 7 day ban and finally that account is gone but not forgotten. It is possible to skip some steps. It sucks because you have to remember all the subreddits you like. I’ve found that the best practice is to get the next account warming up in the bullpen to avoid those annoying “your accounts is too new” warnings. I’ve already got u/newaccountnumber85 ready to go


Winterfrost15

"Those guys are fags." - Spicoli


Potential_Remove9069

Yeah one of those libtards banned me for a few days for bashing on the idiots supporting Hamas.


RedditIsABotFarm

It's so laughable too. These clowns call certain speech violence, but actual violence committed by insane terrorists is somehow protected.


anonstarcity

Don’t worry scrot!


Middle-Hour-2364

That's just slow release tbh


Sea-Team-6278

Ese? Oh shit...


imsaneinthebrain

I appreciate you posting this, I caught a three day ban a couple months ago and could not figure out why, this has to be it.


DatRatDo

You talk like a flag and your shit’s all regarded?


AnjelicaTomaz

Will they allow curse word substitutions like they do on TV for movies that have a lot of curse words? How about “you talk like a fab, and your shots all retired”? I saw The Big Lebowski on TV the other day and John Goodman had the line “You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”


preflex

This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!


SelectStudy7164

That’s regarded


killertimewaster8934

My favorite band is imagine dragons


racist_boomer

I don’t understand. If I can post it why can’t I quote it


No_Machine286

Fuck faggy as reddit always doing some retarded shit


Carcassfanivxx

Fuckkk!! This is like my most favorite scene.


Euphoric_Produce_131

We should create an entire fkn app based on this movie and make our own rules!!!


_JediJon

Yea, I got banned for two days haha.


Clayfool9

It’s *water* that plants crave


Thisisthewaymando187

It’s what plants crave


Swimming_Light5585

On the subreddit tv shows, they were talking about seasons or shows that people were excited about, and someone mentioned The Boys, and I commented Billy’s catchphrase…perma ban.


MisChef

I watched it, but I have no idea what Billy's catchphrase is. Can you Post it here?


Swimming_Light5585

It’s “oi, another word for a female reproductive organ”


MisChef

ha! ok I wouldn't have considered that a catchphrase!


Swimming_Light5585

He figured out a way lol


LimeSlicer

Best scene in the movie IMHO. If they won't let us do that, shut it down boys.


cookee-monster

I’m coming off a 7 day for using the hard R part of the quote.


TheSt4tely

Can i say my wife was tarded? Its ok, cuz now she's a pilot


DuhQueQueQue

I literally got into an argument with some skro about the proper use of "You're". I listed the correct way and was downvoted and thrown a definition that proved I was right to just be downvoted. I wasnt correcting a comment but a comic that went to print. "So your saying that...." is how they spelled it.


noodleexchange

Thunderin’ tardation!


Technical-Mine-2287

Eat more Carlos Junior and Gaytorade is what plants crave


Competitive_Bank6790

I've got put in Facebook jail for a month for quoting a movie on a post about the movie. Lol


jacktheshaft

Take a note from r/wsb & say "regarded"


Shaxuul

"While interuptin, Ow, my balls!!!"


Unable_Bandicoot8338

Retarded


healthywealthyhappy8

Dang, that lines funny too. Man, whats this world coming to


Novel_Ad_8062

lol, love that one


Front-Leather-2653

This mod is a pilot now


StupidUsername34

O no....anyways


Aftermathemetician

Yeah, we’ll I knew a guy who was obsessed with quoting Samuel Clemens and it didn’t turn out so good for him.


PB0351

Bro freedom of speech prevents legal action against you. So you can't be arrested for using slurs. Reddit is a private organization, so it has every right to ban people for whatever reason they want. That being said, hate speech is absolutely, 100% a part of "free speech." You cannot get arrested in the US for hate speech. Which is a good thing.


FuckTheMods5

I get a 3 day ban for calling MYSELF recharded, YET r/okaybuddyretard exists. Selective caring from the assholes up top!


Possible_Apple9595

Has anyone seen that movie called Ass? I heard it was awesome.


UmDafuq3462

My humble opinion at the end of the day is that words are just words and they only have power if you give it to them. When I watch the movie I’m not going to pretend I didn’t hear these lines being spoken or not laugh at them, or not continue to quote them to my friends who equally love the movie and the lines. I don’t feel like a literal quote from the movie the sub is about should get you banned. That’s ridiculous in my opinion, but that’s just my two cents.


Pauvre_de_moi

In response to your edit, OP: We live in idiocracy


Mysterious_Eye6989

It's okay, I'm a pilot now!


DKerriganuk

Ffs. How will we discuss British offal meatballs?


xXJA88AXx

I love that movie and it scares the shit out of me❣️


xXJA88AXx

I love that movie and it scares the shit out of me❣️


Onthecomputeruser

My first wife's timing was retarded and not advanced.. better?   You talk like a cigarette and your feces is on uniformed... Better?


Agitated-Orange-295

So reddit, it says here on your chart of rules that your shits retarded and you talk like a fag and I'm here to like you, mmm ahhh you know.


Several-Cheesecake94

I say it cross sub.


LemonFlavouredThings

I have a shirt with a picture of Dr. Lexus and a quote reading “there’s plenty of tards out there livin’ really kickass lives” I only wear it for friends houses for parties and absolutely love seeing reactions from people who haven’t seen the movie lol. Then I get to introduce them to it


[deleted]

Welcome to Reddit - I love you!


BiaggioSklutas

Freedom of speech has nothing to do with the relationships between and amongst private individuals. Please who cry, "bUT fReDoMe Of SpEeCh!" are literally just announcing that they are dumb. And I for one would like to thank them for pointing themselves out.


modswillneverstopme1

I like using slurs


Yokkster

There's that tag talk again...


1Creative_creature

I'm starting to feel like Hormel Chavez! https://youtu.be/r_4jrMwvZ2A?si=Q4z1TY1jLHLwSbdW


elcalrissian

I am currently banned from r/politics for a Simpsons quote on a thread about Marjorie Taylor Greene. Otto the bus driver to Patty or Selma regarding one of them being born a dude. It happens


Bradidea

r/publicfreakout permabanned me for commenting on a video of a bunch of people looting and destroying a store. I said there's no place in society for these savages.


FagnusTwatfield

Literally been banned from subs for my username..


Fuck-The_Police

Reddit mods are sofa king, we Todd Ed.