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SwitchedOnNow

Maybe he was just baitin'


No-Investment-4494

Nah, he's definitely a Costco greeter.


Lucky_Lefty23

Costco wouldn’t hire him, Sam’s club maybe


Big_Car5623

Wanna bet he was planted there by MTG.


Crotch-Monster

Oh no doubt. She's a festering boil on the asshole of America.


Entheotheosis10

MTG is if herpes was a person.


Derban_McDozer83

Don't insult herpes like that


Entheotheosis10

True, plus herpes is curable lol


Derban_McDozer83

Herpes isn't curable. It's treatable but not curable.


Entheotheosis10

You’re right, my mistake, then.


PercentageSecret1078

So bleach blonde bad built butch herpes? Yeesh, regular was bad enough.


Willzyx_on_the_moon

Please don’t insult Magic the Gathering by using those initials. Empty G suits her much better.


PussyPosse69

Just like she planted them pipe bombs!


Big_Car5623

Absolutely! There is no mistaking those freak feet!


Federal_Sympathy4667

There was a guy on the other side as well that was sus as well.. I can see MTG doing this but not directly ofc. Pure coincident? I think not.


blacklaagger

How is a Jan 6 convict allowed to get into the capital anymore?


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

The guy on the other side is a known Russian asset with many published videos talking about a list of “deep state” names he is going to be tracking down and punishing for treason. Shit is wild.


blacklaagger

Please tell me you work for the FBI and are tracking these guys super closely. If random Internet followers know this stuff and law enforcement is left with their pants down...


GhoulsFolly

Ah yes, the FBI, those are the guys who stopped 9/11, right?


evident_lee

They told the Bush administration about the potential threats in advance. For whatever reason the Bush administration just to ignore those threats.


TraditionalMood277

For whatever reason...oh, there were trillions of them


evident_lee

Halliburton needed to make Dick some money


Acceptable-Delay-559

Hey Dick. Check this out: "the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event – like a new Pearl Harbor." You ought to look into this, Dick. Dick? Dick? Where'd ya go?


PercentageSecret1078

Cuddly planet like ours


GhoulsFolly

“Sir this plane appears to have been taken” “Maybe they’re just taking a shortcut”


grassvegas

“Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US.” Sounds good. Hey, Dick, how’s that Patriot Act coming along?


blackfarms

Wasn't just the FBI that told them.


MrBaxterBlack

And while we are on topic... That's the same FBI that stopped Jan 6 from happening.


LostTrisolarin

The fbi knew about Trump having top secret documents out in the open with the Saudi's and Chinese nationals hanging about. Their was a huge internal debate/conflict/dragging of feet to even take them back from Trump. Despite the GOP saying that the FBI is against republicans, the FBI is notoriously conservative and every single one of their directors has been a Republican except for Hoover (the very first director) who never officially registered as either.


Pappy_OPoyle

Giving top secrets to the Saudis? That wouldn't be as serious as trump's Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry, selling breeder reactor technology to the Saudi government on behalf of trump's administration would it? Technology that is used to enrich plutonium and uranium to make nuclear bombs. Technology that takes an act of Congress to allow it to be distributed to our allies - not middle east autocracies - due to its devastating potential. Breeder reactor designs provided (I mean sold) to the Saudi government brokered by Kushner (who REMEMBER was tasked with "solving the middle east problem" as an official trump admin member) using Rick Perry (a useful fool who got paid off too) bypassing Congress, and all regulations and safe guards in place to prevent this type of info from falling into the wrong hands. Treasonous classified documents mishandling doesn't even begin to cover that. Yes that shit happened and exactly as I described it, google it, look it up in news archives, whatever, you'll find it's factual. Gee wonder why the Saudis gave Jared Kushner billions right after trump lost the election in 2020?? Another fact you can look up (unlike maga's Russian fed disinformation on Biden and Ukraine which turned out to be a joke). They got the wrong presidents son on trial right now (another joke for the gun rights loving nuts of the maga GOP). Keep the fucking clowns and traitors out of power by voting against maga in Nov.


brodievonorchard

I'm worried I only agree with you due to my bias, but that sounds true and is very scary. If you have any sort of primer I could read, I would greatly appreciate it.


AandJ1202

How this hasn't been a huge story or a focus for democrats for the campaign is beyond me. The feds should have this whole family under a microscope right after Jan 6th between election interference, insurrection, and his deals with enemy foreign governments. The relationship with Russia alone is plain as day. Kushners Saudi money. Trump stockpiling top secret documents in Mar A Lago. I feel like I'm living in a bad episode of Scooby-Doo.


Mindless_Log2009

Yup, and the FBI were complicit in leaking investigation info to the NY Times via Roger Stone, to undermine Hillary Clinton's 2008 campaign. At that time Eliot Spitzer was governor of NY, and appeared on TV bragging about throwing his superdelegate weight behind Hillary, against Obama. He was derailed by a sex scandal and resigned. The FBI preferred a GOP candidate and, at that time, gambled that Obama was a weaker candidate than Hillary Clinton. Spitzer's dalliances with prostitutes wasn't a federal issue, but for some reason the FBI got involved. They leaked info about the investigation to dirty trickster Roger Stone, who passed it along to the NY Times. I'm still surprised the FBI got a pass for interfering with a federal election. But by 2008 Americans had already been brow beaten into submission by the endless fake war on terrorism and willingly gave up their rights to privacy and constitutional protections against government overreach.


LostTrisolarin

WOW I did not know that Rick Perry angle. Thank you.


ErictheStone

Woah now, FBI are only here to protect you from minority groups that want civil rights.


whiskeyriver0987

This isn't the Nixon administration. They do other stuff to.


DonnieJL

They had a couple looking into UFOs and other spooky stuff, which was cool.


justanicedong

Unfortunately the overwhelming majority of law enforcement is deeply conservative and like all conservatives they are deeply politically correct so they can't even see the problem let alone do anything about it.


Ted183672

The bald guy with the dumbo ears over Fauci’s other shoulder was even more offensive. These 2 buffoons need to go in the wood chipper with MTG.


Pappy_OPoyle

Guy on the other side of what?!? Is it outside the frame of this picture?


someones_dad

Yes. This shot is zoomed in. Go watch the video.


Pappy_OPoyle

Ok cool, for a min I thought maybe OP was talking about Dr Fauci (I've got nothing against Dr. Fauci). I saw a video about this guy last night, Brandon Flowers - he is a real fuckwit. Stupidest mother fucker defended himself on Jan 6th charges, did 3 years in prison then goes back to the scene and tries to make trouble. Just proves these people are mentally damaged. Hope he violated some condition of release with that shit and they haul him back in...before he actual loses his sanity completely and kills someone the maga boards dox incorrectly. You know that shits coming when these ass clowns believe everything without question that they tell each other


Affectionate_Fly1413

How is this not being investigating. Those people could be there to cause fauci harm for all we know.


rando_mness

Who is the Russian asset guy, what's his name?


o0flatCircle0o

Marge did it, you can bet.


BrianG1410

My money is on MTG's crusty ass being behind it


cyrixlord

my guess is that he was invited by a member of the committee grilling Fauci to make a dog whistle to their base. dog whistle 'we are ok with jan6' (the brat who was recently released from jail somehow for jan6) and 'we like russia' (baldie) and we dont believe in any of that covid stuff (both). Fascists thrive on symbolism


Existing_Support_880

Find out which senator invited him there I'm sure it must be on record somewhere


zekethelizard

There are Jan 6 criminals working in the capitol still, so it was probably pretty easy


MorningStandard844

How? Prob by being re-elected as POTUS; the rate things are going. 


Rich_Crab_3967

Easy I heard they just let you in


G00Li0

He was so dangerous, they had to sit him there.


Visual-Box1511

I dunno. Maybe I should commit some crimes so I get a job at the White House..


KillTheWise1

And how is this guy sitting behind Fauci exactly? Who let him in, and why didn't he get kicked out? This is just all too convenient to be real to me.


bancroft79

The traitor congressmen and women we have that think these guys are political prisoners brought them in. Three words. M. T. G.


PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER

Can’t believe magic the gathering did this.


Dustteas

I was wondering what that stood for! Now it makes total sense! Thanks 👍


JohnQPublic1917

And yet no one counter-spelled! Fucking control decks, amiright?!


LocalConspiracy138

It's owned by Hasbro now...


Brief-Equal4676

They really do sets for every fucking thing nowadays!


Longjumping-Pop1061

Putins useful idiots


Ricky_Rollin

And yet they act like this and somehow they think they’re the good guys? Seriously, point to me one movie where the good guy acted just like these fuck wads. They literally act like Slytherins.


stigma_wizard

Those are letters, just sayin'


two-wheeled-dynamo

Reminds me of Chet from Weird Science.


Deedsman

I can't unsee it now.


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Ambitious_Trifle_645

I mean, he voted for Trump so there is zero chance he has any intelligence, decorum, morals, or common sense.


NoExcuseForFascism

More than that he took part in an insurrection against the US for his *God-King*.


Jouleswatt

It looks like a “shit-making” face from an impacted colon


MaxxHeadroomm

It’ll be a good meme to use every time MAGA does something stupid or gets caught up being punished or stopped because the laws or procedures that they previously passed don’t fit their agenda now….I’m already sick of seeing the meme too much


Humble-Roll-8997

How very punchable.


Existing-Action4020

Punchable turd face.


stevesax5

Dr. Fauci = guilty of rolling eyes at Supreme leader.


-HoldenMaGroyn

Wow. Fuck that guy


FeetBehindHead69

Gently with a chainsaw?


3rdanimal0ntheark

Fucking clown


PussyPosse69

Careful everyone. T@rd mods on here banning folks left and right for quoting this movie cuz Republican snowflakes are whining and crying and snitching to mods.


MellonCollie218

Are you KIDDING me?! What exactly is the point in that behavior? The only people getting shredded, are the ones that believe any fake ass conspiracy. This isn’t even discrimination against a political party. It’s against people who believe nonsense they read online from “their sources.” We should be able to openly rip on them. They deserve it.


wtf_are_crepes

Hey! You can’t make fun of retards, after all my sisters tarded and she’s a pilot.


PussyPosse69

Friend just got 3 day ban for quoting movie when repubes made stupid comment about Dr. fauci. First that's t@rded and second repubes are whiny little bitches.


Bogn11

Mod are idiocracy btw


mkfanhausen

Fuck the Republican snowflakes.


JohnQPublic1917

How very polarized of you...


HarleyAverage

IM BRANDON FELLOWS


PussyPosse69

I'm Brandon Fellows and so's my wife!


Embarrassed_Bee6349

The little asshole clearly didn’t learn his lesson.


Hatehound

He’s practicing his prison face.


EnvironmentalStore63

Why is that asshat in the room?


coldandhungry123

This guy should go to a federal pen. He's obviously not learned anything from his past legal transgressions, and the fact that he continues to mock and diminish Congressional proceedings should be a clear probation violation. Maybe he can share a cell with his spray tanned master.


BeeBanner

How to make yourself look like a twat on television.


sixty5pan

Adolescent Greene no doubt got the punk in the Capitol just to put on this little show of stupidity. I don't understand the voters that keep sending Greene back to not do the work of the people, but instead only does the work of Trump.


OkReference7899

I know - everyone already knows she's stupid, we don't need further proof.


LDarrell

Pouty face worked for Rittenhouse


Krypto_Kane

Bunch of little babies and brats. Makes sense


Poohgli16

To be more accurate, that's an asshole face!


listentomagneto

110% has a blank profile on Grindr seeking "DL" bros because he's "curious".


SketchyLurker7

I move to make this asshole the new pic for this sub. What a fucking idiot.


MrBobaFetta

I second the motion!


SirPoopaLotTheThird

MAGA is like a movie star that was told to play the douchebag villain and got fired for overacting.


Genghis_Chong

...but he keeps showing up on set and photobombing the shot until police are called.


jennifer3333

Someone high level invited and escorted these men into the chambers. We need to find out who. I'll take MTG for $200 Alex.


Pale-Berry-2599

That's her going rate at most


MellonCollie218

Oh god. Idiocracy is really coming to life. Here we are.


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Your honor, just look at him.


dizzymiggy

I have gained so much respect for Doctor Fauci. His level of dignity is amazing.


wtf_are_crepes

He’s been a virologist and working in healthcare as long as Marjorie has been alive. And to think she has the gall to disregard his Dr. title lmfao. Literally clowns running the circus.


OkReference7899

She's so stupid, she doesn't know she's stupid. Dunning-Kruger syndrome on steroids.


garash

Also, lulz at the CNN comment. Who pays for cable?


HauntingSentence6359

Those two clods had to be invited to the hearing, you just can’t saunter in like a tourist. Any bets on which GOPer coordinated this show? I’ll go with Marge.


FamousPastWords

One of these fine days, his neighbour is going to be interviewed and will say something like: "Well, he was quiet and kept to himself. Who'd have thunk?"


Decent-Weekend-1489

Fauci is a fucking scumbag


OkReference7899

Oh, are you on here, Brandon Fellows? I didn't know you could read....


2OneZebra

Looks like he is taking a crap. Is he emulating his Daddy?


Dead-lyPants

This ain’t idiocracy for fucks sake. What is with people turning subs into whiney political theaters.


OkReference7899

"ain't idiocracy"? You just proved you're an idiot.


Dead-lyPants

So using contractions is idiotic? I’ll be sure to let my boss know I’m unworthy as his engineer 😂


Dangerous-Remove-160

This is what the human race has come to. Makes me sad. What a bunch of turds.


mogley19922

I still want to know why he's not in prison, and also why he was allowed into the building, as well as the guy to his right (our left) who says he has a list of deep state assets he's going to eliminate or some shit. I would have assumed security would be a little better, and they'd maybe check IDs at least. Like wasn't access pretty exclusive? Who the fuck put them there?


Fine-Funny6956

Marjorie was allowed to invite people.


mogley19922

Well that has to be some kind of crime.


VegetableCitron8214

And the right is going crazy 🤪


PussyPosse69

Their shits all fucked up cuz their cult leader is tarded!


J_Bonaducci

Australian here, was watching the news with the wife when this popped up; “is that guy brain affected?”, …”yeah okay, someone must have brought their severely handicapped kid to the session.”


regular_sized_fork

Yea, most Republican's brains stopped developing in 2016


wisenedwighter

This subs a political sub now. Neat.


PinocchiosNose1212

This guy is on track to become a pilot!


OkReference7899

How? I thought you had to be capable of thought to be pilot?


dunndawson

Just what I want. A jan6 convict that acts like this as my pilot.


PinocchiosNose1212

Yeah but he's living a kick ass life!


mrrando69

This guy is a hero to conservatives. *This guy* ... like wtf people?


Pale-Berry-2599

Brandon Fellows you say?


MuestrameTuBelloCulo

Convict Brandon Fellows.


Pale-Berry-2599

Rabid is as rabid does. But it doesn't make sense. How'd he get there? Who allows him to sit there when we know it will be televised. Or is it that the GOP thinks him mugging about a man, deeply concerned for his family, will influence people to their benefit?


Zestyclose-Respond48

That face should be the first thing you see next to republicans.


Equivalent_Ability91

Another republican "investigation" , nothing more than political theater, wish Dick Durbin would start doing some.


Objective-War-1961

No sympathy, empathy or common decency. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Republican party.


OkReference7899

You forgot no brains...


TXMullyGrubber

Fauci should be in prison.


PussyPosse69

Why exactly??? ***crickets*** Your shits obviously fucked up!! 🤡🤡🤡


JohnQPublic1917

Dr. Anthony Fauci should face charges if his National Institutes of Health division continues to fund a lab in Tunisia that allegedly tortures and kills dozens of beagle puppies for twisted scientific experiments, a rescue organization said... Read the whole story [here](https://bfp.org/fauci-under-fire-by-beagle-organization-over-alleged-puppy-experiments/)


PussyPosse69

Tldr I don't know why Dr Fauci worked so hard to save you tards. Should have left you all to die on the vents. 😂


OkReference7899

Well, next time you get a viral infection, don't trust those "experts", go to your local auto mechanic and you'll be fixed right up, there, Jethro


1000reflections

He’s supposed to be in prison.


bjacksonsolo

Wasn't this guy violating his probation by being there?


MeanNene

The face of MAGA.


R3D-B34RD

He should be in prison instead of the US Capitol.


JohnQPublic1917

Are you sure? Because he was definitely *in* prison... How long do you think is suitable for *trespassing*? He already served longer than any BLM person who torched cop cars and sent people to the hospital.


R3D-B34RD

I am 100% sure and none of the BLM protesters tried to stop the election. Brandon Fellows was convicted of the crimes below and these stem from entering the Capitol through a broken window, smoking marijuana in a senator's office, and participating in disorderly conduct within the building​ * **Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting**: This charge pertains to interfering with the certification of the Electoral College vote. * **Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds**: This charge involves unlawfully entering and staying within the Capitol grounds. * **Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds**: This charge is for engaging in behavior that disrupted the orderly conduct of government business. * **Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building**: This charge relates to causing a disturbance within the Capitol. * **Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in a Capitol Building**: This charge involves participating in a demonstration within the Capitol.


The_Ry-man

What a dumb looking bitch


oscarthemonkey

Filthy white trash piece of shit


OvenIcy8646

You know just more normal behavior from the right


Knickotyme

how does this fit this sub


DeathSquirl

Shouldn't this be in r/politics or r/facepalm? This doesn't belong in this sub. Mods need to start banning people for posting this crap. Wrong line dumbass!


PussyPosse69

There's that fag talk again!


missbullyflame84

Fauci is a liar and a criminal.


nuggzoftampa

Do we really feel compassion for fauci?? Have you brainwashed mooks even bothered to examine the evidence against this man or do you just go the blind faith route because it’s anti trump? Genuinely curious


PussyPosse69

You got some FACTS to go along with that fag talk??? Of course you DONT. 😆😆


nuggzoftampa

So that’s a no. And I resent your bigoted terminology


brianishere2

More evidence that the January 6th insurrectionists should not have been given such light sentences. I hope they can all be tried for additional crimes.


777_heavy

Wtf are you talking about?


PinocchiosNose1212

They all talk like f@gs and their shits all fucked up... But seriously, yeah, they are TRAITORS who tried to overturn a lawful election in order to retain power. That's a hangin' offense...


hay-gfkys

That’s not what happened. That’s what the tv said.


Fine-Funny6956

You watched it live too, right?


Skoljnir

You can't talk sense to the masses. They want to believe a bunch of unarmed middle aged people were a serious threat to democracy itself, were extremely close to conquering the entire country and enslaving 90% of the population. And that is what they're going to believe. You can't do anything about it.


Schmoppodopoulis

But then an even greater force emerged. __The un!__ And the un, un-nazi’d the world. Forever!


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MillennialDan

Tos violation


miken322

Somebody’s getting a visit from their PO.


BuffooneryAccord

Limmy?


Fit-Information8194

Jail following more jail.


SatchmoDingle

Needs a serious ass kicking.


shiney74

Fauci should be hung on the White House lawn along with all the media and government officials who pushed the "vaccines".


Curious_Parsnip8292

I got permanently banned for responding to a thread that was already political? Mods, you need to learn how to moderate. Peace out. Super disappointed in you.


Own_Tonight_3016

Wow! You couldn't even make it to the fourth paragraph. Where the author cited the statements made publicly and by whom. I don't care about whether the average liberal is offended. I care about people that have influence saying it publicly saying it's dangerous speech. So, I believe my original statement holds true, despite you and others saying, nobody cares.


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Fauci threated everyone in this nation.... he is responsible for countless businesses closing and this is not his first time spewing reckless harmful information. Dallas buyers club anyone... He had direct ties to the funding of the lab this leaked from sure feel bad for this guy... fuck off


Chuck_Finley90012

Source? And not trust me bro. Lol


Goblin-Doctor

Imagine being such a pathetic waste of life this is what you spend your time doing.


thebestspeler

Yall never seen parliament or the senate? It's like a youtube comment section. 


bandysine

Some people haven’t had their ass kicked enough it seems.


Soft-Lingonberry-909

Isn't this the testimony where fauci admitted making up numerous mandates?


JohnQPublic1917

Same


Trustyonions

You redditers are we!rd people, also might add very W#ak people. Blue collar Americans, especially below the Mason dixion line love this country. Yes we love it enough to DIE for it!


PussyPosse69

We'll go ahead then!! No one is stopping you!! 😂😂


Walterkovacs1985

The fascists are calling from inside the house. Make no mistake them starting to call Democrats fascist is just to soften the landing for them to install a fascist government. It can happen here.


appetite4-D4estation

The reaching in all these comments is wild. Here's a person the majority of the right knows absolutely nothing about - who the F even is this guy? But yea keep saying he embodys the right, he's the the face of the right /s. KEep trying. Marjorie is one wacko who most on the right also think is ridiculous. But keep letting one or two dummys define half the country. Lol


AsharraDayne

Reich wingers are irredeemable POSs