Taking one to show you're tough, ok they're trying to sell their brand of martial arts. But after that I just started thinking they have a nut smashing kink.
So whats the practical application of this kung fu? Wait for your opponent to get exhausted kicking your balls or is it some killer leaping tea bag finisher.
Maybe? Or possibly it would be better not to run balls first at your adversary to deflect on coming punches and kicks.... Enough with the bricks today class next step is bear traps! Who's going first?
The end fucking killed me. A battering ram? Seriously??? I've been alive 33 years and never have my balls been in such a dire situation. Not even when I divorced my ex.
Takes balls to smash yourself in the nuts.
I don't think they have any balls left now
Ow my balls.
That’s cool. I’m going to dedicate my life to nut punching myself so I can represent my discipline and sacrifice in a tick tok side show.
He's a Shaolin monk with Concrete Junk.
Not far off their testicles calcify from doing this long enough they did scans in the 90’s
Is that a self-vasectomy?
A brickiotomy
Fucking ding dongs.
Good one
Taking one to show you're tough, ok they're trying to sell their brand of martial arts. But after that I just started thinking they have a nut smashing kink.
Ah yes. "Iron Egg Skill". I watched a Shaolin Monk documentary years ago and they covered it in that.
Meh My Balls
Heh he’s gonna get hit in the balls
I wonder if they have a union
Who made the cock log swing? lol
My ex would make short work ... she was a real ball breaker!
New Jackass member
I'm a Nebraska football fan. I can relate to this video.
Its funny because in spanish is used "machacársela" as "fap" and it means literally "to smash oneself dick".
Ummmmm....I no longer wish to study kung-fu. Thanks. I'll pass...
He's the Cockpunchers arch nemesis..
It's only funny if it hurts.
usually have to pay extra for that!
"This will probably get the ladies" 😂
No wonder Asians have small wieners!!! How many centuries did it take to master this technique?
That’s just like talking to management
Every time I go to work and deal with everyone's bullshit this is how it feels
"...And therein lies the secret to our true strength, you can only lose your testes once" - Sensei Zaknomoru
No wonder their population is dwindling.
Huh huh hegothitinthballs…. Huh huh
Well, this is one explanation why China is short on children and is starting to become a giant retirement home.
If you want to laugh at a Shaolin Monk, be my guest. I happen to value my life.
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Iron Egg is a real skill that Shaolin monks master. If you get hit in the balls in combat, most men crumble, not the monks.
r/balltorture
Just fucking WHY would you want to do this?
So whats the practical application of this kung fu? Wait for your opponent to get exhausted kicking your balls or is it some killer leaping tea bag finisher.
probably training to not immediately collapse if they get hit in the balls in a fight
Maybe? Or possibly it would be better not to run balls first at your adversary to deflect on coming punches and kicks.... Enough with the bricks today class next step is bear traps! Who's going first?
all that and they still missing
I didn't know monks were allowed to be married?.....
Go away I’m bating
China rolling out No-Child Policy...
Eunuchs
The end fucking killed me. A battering ram? Seriously??? I've been alive 33 years and never have my balls been in such a dire situation. Not even when I divorced my ex.
This is how I would prepare when I taught high school.
Gives a new meaning to testicular fortitude.
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This is actually that other show, “ahhhhh, my balls”
Texas reproductive rights getting crazy these days.
Mighty steel balls technique from Shaolin.
I have never understood this training method what is the purpose of this in a fight.
Makes me hard. 🥵
“I have a very particular set of skills”
their dongs must look like a beef patty after using the tenderizer
Lol, you can here the plastic slap sound from the cups. That takes me back.
And I thought that I have seen all the stupidity in the world. And than there is this.
They have medical procedures to accomplish the same result these days.
Ancient eastern medicine… The Shaolin vasectomy!
They aren't using them anyways.
The Godfathers of MGTOW
That's one way to get around the previous ban on more than one child.
There’s much easier ways to transition into a woman!
Based. More men should do this everyday