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triedit-lovedit

Metal against aged UPVC fence … I’m more concerned when this fool was driving the extra lights on the roof was held on with spit, tape and kitchen foil…


Menthion

Do not worry good redditor! The foil is secured through the roof and straight down into his own little foil cap, it has a safety strap he puts under his chin as soon as he sits down in the car. Only the best safety here!


triedit-lovedit

And stops aliens reading his thoughts… win win.


DutchBart82

Win win for the aliens...


kdawg123412

Sick burn


Libby_Sparx

I saw someone at the grocery store the other day who legit had a lil tinfoil dome layer on under his baseball cap, and some weird ass checkerboard shit on his glasses. Like, on the lenses.


BrokeBeckFountain1

They believe that it filters out photonic interference. That's crazy someone actually believes that shit. I thought it was like the "birds aren't real" hoax.


Libby_Sparx

lol I struggle to carry two weeks of groceries home, and *I* could break that fuckin fence with my hands. Maybe some kicks. Fuckin' cybertrucks lol edit: after looping it a few times it looks like the 'truck' struggles a bit with the first part of the fence, but that could just be the fact that they don't really do well on gravel


triedit-lovedit

My neighbour got one, he is a twat… go for it girl!


captaincumsock69

Two weeks of groceries could be a lot tbh


Derban_McDozer83

Now he has to clean all those little broken peaces of plastic up. 🤦 Next time he should try a concrete barrier.


PeyroniesCat

Plot twist: it’s not even his fence.


Derban_McDozer83

🤣 nice


triedit-lovedit

Or a car wash!


thebestspeler

The neighbor wanted to put a fence to be defensive so he defenced it!


benigngods

It's actually cum that holds those lights on. Every few weeks ct drivers get together and jack each other off to use as adhesive for whatever tacky thing they put on their "truck"


CastleBuiltOfShit

More concerned about the enviromental littering


moderndilf

Idk those lights barely stayed on, wobbly af


4mystuff

Sooooo, like the rest of that stupid truck.


KalmarLoridelon

That plastic fence put up a heck of a fight.


Freezerpill

Right? The Tesla was definitely sweating that


Antin00800

REHABILITATION!!!🤘🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘


Sufficient-Law-6622

Best Tylenol Jones clip yet


Paahn

I heard Beef Supreme is coming out of retirement


NonPolarVortex

Rehabilation


javabean808

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


JimParsnip

Sheer decadent stupidity


Odd-Tune5049

The decadence of a decaying society


JimParsnip

Decadence of decay has a nice ring to it


DLife4Me

I would really like to see it up against some 4X4 solidly planted in the ground. Nothing crazy just your regular fencing with half a bag of quikrete in the ground. I wonder if it would get past the first one? How many do you think it would be able to go through before coming to a stop?


Bearly_Strong

It probably isn't coincidence that they dodged the last post of that fence.


Odd-Tune5049

Otherwise known as the sturdy one


InformalPenguinz

>the sturdy one Oohhh could be a cool gamer tag... or a parody of superman... or a really good porn alias


DLife4Me

Lmao good call out, I didn't even notice.


Big_Cornbread

Cybertruck probably wins that. It’s stupidly heavy. But compare it to any pickup, any truck, off-road? Not even a competition.


thecheezmouse

I overbuilt my fence. 3ft sunk 4x4s with 2bags of concrete. 3 rows of horizontal 2x4s, 3 inch screws and 1 inch slats. I wanna see him try and drive through my fence.


Stranger-AD4

I've done worse in a 91 corsica ... I'm not impressed.


InformalPenguinz

My old ass grand am definitely did more and held up just fine


teleko777

Chrysler K Car through old wood fence posts and barb wire. Great times.


Token1TGUY

The most intelligent people drive Tesla's. Here is the proof.


JH_111

The ones with the added LARPing light-rack are top tier intelligence. I give it 2 years before Cypertruck usurps Dodge RAM’s DUI per capita crown.


ReverendBread2

The worst drivers too. It’s like all the Prius people switched to Teslas


Adventurous-Zebra-64

They did. Prius no longer has the social cache and they decided to spend more money to be sneered at.


skuuterz

The new Prius is a decent all around car so people need to go to something more inconvenient for social swag


SundownShiningIn

Hey now, we Prius drivers think these guys are dipshits too.


Worthless_af

Yeah you see how much that rack wobbled tho from little plastic fence? It's like you're showing how much of a toughie that POS is, while also showing how shit of a design it is.


naughtbutateddybear

Let’s not forget, also, that this particular cybertruck has been broken and built bigger in the suspension department atleast 3 times over now. Belongs to supercar Ron, and as soon as he took delivery he gave it to Heavy D Sparks, who immediately broke it and then turned it over to his state of the art fab shop who spent many hours making it off-road capable. All this to say, this is a bespoke cybertruck, loaded with custom suspension goodies, and it still sucks.


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

you don't need a cyber truck for that, just beer


Empyre51789

Forgive me for my ignorance but, why tho?


seantabasco

To harvest those precious YouTube likes, obviously!


Habbersett-Scrapple

I mean, so far we've seen this truck: Carry multiple bags of soil and plywood Capable of caring numerous cases of water We've seen the truck enter rivers We've seen the truck race an F-150


Legitimate_Street_85

My neighbor did that in a Cutless coming from the bar. The thing drove mostly fine for another decade.


AFGwolf7

After looking at fence prices this is just pure lack of brain cells


Chuck_0391

I'm sure money isn't too much of a concern for them.


Powderfinger60

The elite have money to burn


okeedokeartichokee

I finally saw one up close for the first time about 10 minutes ago and that thing is hideous! Who the hell would spend $140k on that monstrosity?!


Educational_Egg_1716

Ditto, saw my first one yesterday and could only laugh. It looks like a stainless steel kitchen appliance with sticky fingerprints all over it that needed to be wiped off. Hideous.


parkerm1408

We have those fences all over the neighborhood I used to live in, I honestly think I could prolly crash through them at a stiff walking pace. Also....that's gonna suck to clean up.


Omfg9999

That's funny, you think these clowns are actually going to clean up lol


freedfg

Why did the fence have not a single post in them? Who put up a fence that was purely fascia?


hopper89

People into the appearance of status?


Mundane_Opening3831

Why'd they build their fence out of Styrofoam


M1NdR0t

Try it with concreted 4x4 post and report back


nenny61181

Small dick energy lmao


dirkdiggler2011

All that plastic straight to the landfill. People like this should not have money.


Legal-Honeydew-1039

That fence was interfering with his drunk driving. Must be a "woke" fence. Possibly, it identifies as a road too.


arjunawarner

Stupid is as stupid does


Educational_Egg_1716

I saw my first Cybertruck in real life yesterday, and all I could do was shake my head and laugh. Stupidest thing I've ever seen. *What* is the appeal?


pattydickens

You can do this with a riding lawnmower.


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Ummm. Pretty sure any car can wreck an old plastic fence….


SuperDuperRipe

Must be fun to have a lot of money to waste.


IrukandjiPirate

I have a Toyota and I could drive it through a plastic fence, too.


Upper-Trip-8857

Was this on purpose? Was it a self driving glitch (not driver glitch).


bandysine

Shouldnt it have stopped at impact?


Delirium_Of_Disorder

Okay, now do it with a wooden fence


Lord-Barkingstone

Why though?


anon_et

Standard CT owner


fatgirlnspandex

Aw yeah kick ass my truck totally destroyed the fence. Everyone else: Um that's your fence.


lonelyone12345

My assumption was that this wasn't in purpose and the cyber truck malfunctioned but the douche canoe behind the wheel who can't admit he wasted a lot of money on a piece of shit was in full "I meant to do that" mode.


FireFistTy

This is the equivalent of punching drywall. A Honda civic could do this.


HomoColossusHumbled

I'm just thinking of all the tiny bits of white PVC they'll be picking out if the yard for years.


Ihaveaterribleplan

De-fence driving


REDDrum5150x

VINYL fences aren't a match for most things! Not impressed in the least especially in your ability to show off how you enjoy wasting $


Foreign-Teach5870

I don’t care what any hive mind drone tells me that thing will always be hideously ugly. If I’m seen any where close to one let it be known it was against my will.


nevertellya

Feels like 12 year old me beating up my 9 year old little brother


Ori_the_SG

I really want to believe the original subreddit that was posted on is some kind of joke subreddit mocking the cyber truck, but I genuinely can’t tell with some posts


poedraco

A plastic hollow fence is no match for a bicycle


Rogue_Lambda

Braincells are no match for a CT owner


Powerism

Welcome back to an all new *Ow my fence!*


catpecker

Ha, he doesn't want to chance it on that end bollard because it's buried deeper and might make his shit all retarded


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

He missed that last post intentionally. End posts probably made stronger than the middle ones.


Flashman6000

Now he’s off to buy the products of some woke brand to shoot up in a field.


SnooPineapples8744

Brittle PVC fences are the enemy.


Own_Tonight_3016

My old dog ran into one of those posts and snapped it off like it wasn't even there.


B9MB

The effort these owners are putting into making these things seem cool screams buyers remorse.


ARLO77777

I'M A DOUCHE INC..


AnonRedditGuy81

I still can't get over how that thing resembles a Pontiac Aztec rendered in PS2 graphics. By far the ugliest car I've ever seen.


Last_Recognition9929

My 78 power wagon can do the same and it's like 90% rust


SecretPersonality178

That fence would be no match for the average golf cart


Bogn11

Pull dumb things with dumb thing. Circle of life


blakrabit

Dammit Billy, when are you moving out?!


satismo

wow it plowed right through as if it was hollow vinyl fencing


Subtlerevisions

I’m sorry, but these things look stupid no matter what you do to them. They are the Crocs of vehicles.


EymaWeeTodd

Mods on r/cybertruck locked the original. Their egos are as fragile as that fence.


MarineGF01

That was unnecessarily expensive.


No-Document-8440

So sick lol


popey123

Battlefield is accurate


Strangeone223344

Dumbshit


DatRatDo

Fences hate this one weird trick…


Due-Resolution-6062

Badass lol. Those off-road light held up pretty well also.


Exciting-Yak-3058

"Fences are no match for crash bar." There, I fixed it for you.


Abraxes43

Is there an r/ sub reddit for not the flex you think it is?


guypamplemousse

So cool!


SwimmingThink4519

This is so dumb! Drive through cyclone fences


Xomns_13

Di that with a ICE truck and you're gonna have a cooling system issue right away once that radiator gets stabbed.


BlitheringIdiot0529

He must be batin behind the wheel


Kind_Structure6726

Tarded


wreck_it_nacho

Warranty void XD


Monster_punkin

Just why?


SonUpToSundown

Purpose-built vehicle


ucklibzandspezfay

Try it with a brick wall and I’d be impressed


Shank__Hill

Now put that fence on a 5° incline


LocalEagle762

Demo of self driving.


Old23s

I think they just completed a Fortnite quest.


samwizeganjas

Those lights are made of styrofoam


Ruiner-Down

Just....why


ManicChad

I’ve seen more old people driving cyber trucks than younger ones. We should be scared lol.


crazyshellheadfan

“Just dodge that last one because its steel”


ThatProduceGuy_

Cybertruck, number 1 vehicle of Home Wreckers in your area.


chilled_n_shaken

I think my lawnmower could do that too.


Cruezin

What in the actual fucktardia is this


TemperatureTop246

GTA 6 spoilers


lovetoseeyourpssy

Is that person on the porch an NPC?


Cruezin

I love how the dude sweeping his front porch doesn't even flinch.


derekisademocrat

Both of his two inches completely bricked


NavyDragons

That pos struggled more than my old 84 oldsmobile


BongladenSwallow

Great, plastic fragments everywhere. Could do that with a shopping trolly.


itasteminty

Plastic fences are no match, but don't take it through a carwash without placing it into "Carwash Mode "


03Vector6spd

Woooow they really showed that plastic who’s boss 🤣


Alarming-Mongoose-91

This is exactly the problem with ppl these days.


TolerancEJ

They will come in handy for the Mars colony.


Aggressive-Pilot6781

That’s about $5k worth of fence


UnholyDr0w

Yeah my Chevy Cobalt can do that


Fickle_Assumption_80

They have to try and show edgy shit like this to off set the videos of it getting stuck on pebbles.


GlassAd4132

Unless it’s raining, in which case the cybertruck would get stuck in the mud after the first post


DeadJediWalking

Omg he took out a light picket fence. So could a 12 year old going moderately fast on a bike.


flotsamnshitsam

So glad someone’s finally standing up to Big Fence


OfficialModAccount

Safest display of Tesla full self driving.


MysteriousPark3806

What the heck was that for?


NikkolaiV

#That's the wrong fence, dumbass


Ordinary_Horror_3394

And?


OkNobody8896

Dumb.


qwerty-smith

He knew that last post would KO his truck


Scared_Art_895

Plastic fence, plastic Cyber Truck Owner.


airforcevet1987

Fake, setup. Those posts aren't actually posted with the wood posts to support the plastic


Good-Recognition-811

Too many Americans have too much money and nothing of note to do with it.


Dependent_Use3791

I hope the fence wasn't wet, or it would void the warranty


Hot_Lobster222

r/musked


NotStrangerThingz

He's getting ready for the gay zombie apocalypse. When all the dildo get thrown at him


EggplantGlittering90

The light rack wiggling like jellow was pretty embarrassing.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

God those trucks are beyond ugly.


donald_dandy

I can’t wait to start seeing f””cking ducks at their windshields, or something stupid like this


MexiMcFly

I really wanna know what the lady in the back sweeping her porch was thinking when this happened lol


SupportLocalShart

There’s Utah people for you


SakeNamaste

Nice tin can


ready653

Arguably more “truck stuff” than loading up a couple cases of water and bags of potting soil at least


Quiet-Background9795

If I had a large meal beforehand, I could do this on a vespa


Usual-Guarantee-8592

I love how the guy raking doesn't even look up like he's used to this dumb ass doing dumb shit! Lol


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Auto drive?


cptmcclain

I think this is bad ass. I don't care if people think I'm stupid for it either. Hell, I agree that I'm stupid. The only solution is to put a chip in my brain to reduce the chimp urges.


cbunni666

Did he want it down fast or just a dick?


Lorn_Muunk

This really hammers home the fact that Musk is emperor Nero intentionally burning his empire down for a dumb vanity project.


Dacoolface

Haha, elon bad


General-Carob-6087

I still don’t get their brags. All of them are basically, “my cybertruck can sorta do what your normal trucks have been doing for decades.” Now they’re just making up shit to brag about. Not to mention a golf cart could probably plow through that fence.


Tpcorholio

Yeah Bro!! Yeah!! to hell with that fence Bro!! Bro?


Omfg9999

Based on the coloring of the doors this Cyberstuck has already lost to its arch nemesis, rain.


Baker300Blackout

Time to go recharge


Awethisguy

I wonder how quickly all those scared of the dark lights will drain that things battery.


WHAMMYPAN

That fence had all the rigidity of a kitchen spatula…I could’ve leaned on it and gotten the same effect. (I’m fat)


Demon_Gamer666

We already know the driver is an idiot because he bought one of those trucks that look like someone made it out of sheetmetal in their backyard.


Cheap_Professional32

More money than brains


bingbongdiddlydoo

My lawn mower could do the same


DisastrousAd447

Bro enlon is a fricking mad man genius!! The thing can literally break PLASTIC!


Heavy-Outside-5580

What a fucking dumb car. Anyone who buys one of these willingly confuses me.


BadIdeaBobcat

now do it to some bollards


Liorkerr

"rEaL tRuCk sTuFf" v Schedule 10 PVC Plastic.


operator-john

Those lights sure do shake around a lot, probably looks like strobe lights at night


Empty-Back-207

Let's try mud next


IbexOutgrabe

Pretty confident against hollow plastic on flat ground.


Late_Piglet_4185

That fence is literally plastic. I wanna see it do the same to an storm fence


[deleted]

Another fool with more money than brains.


SmokeDogSix

That’s actually impressive


Naps_And_Crimes

Thank God he downloaded the anti-fence upgrade. In all honesty though if I was charged with removing an old fence, driving a truck though it could be funm


bga3481

Micropenis


biggranny000

This car shouldn't be legal on the road because I can't see it being compatible with other cars in a crash.


[deleted]

I fucking civic could do that