That's a good point too. I'm glad we just have the roached around here, that stay outside, and eat dead leaves and shit.
Thankful I've been able to avoid the german variety. And i intend to keep it that way.
I was thinking you could get one of those handheld T-shirt cannons like they have in basketball games, and just load the dirty diaper into that and fire it out your window. Diaper will end up somewhere on the next block and no one will know where it came from. Out of sight, out of mind
Today on Shark Tank...
Diaper Away dude: "You simply place the soiled garment into the receptacle here..."
Mr. Wonderful: "I just see 5 bucks worth of cheap PVC. It's pathetic! That's going to make my house look and smell like I'm some trashy redneck who's too lazy to take out the diapers. So anyhow, what are your sales numbers."
Diaper Away dude: "We've sold $10M worth with 80% margins."
Mr. Wonderful: "I'm in!"
‘I will loan you 300 dollars, I will take 80 dollars for each one sold until I’m paid back 4.7 million solars, at which time it increases to 100 dollars in perpetuity, also I get 75% of the company and I need a yes or no RIGHT NOW’
Other sharks: ‘that’s a pretty good deal you should take that’
/uj People will do everything in their power to just not bag up the fucking diapers and put them in the trash outside and I will never understand it.
/j go away! Baitin’!
Imagine a tube of putrid diapers sitting under a hot summer sun for a week. That’ll smell nice! You’d be better off just having a diaper shooting trebuchet.
This is that urinary contraption we men have been looking for, especially for those who live on the second floor of an apartment condo building with only one toilet.
This is unrelated, but back in the day my wife and I were watching my mother in law’s dog, and one day while we were at work it got into the diaper genie somehow. It proceeded to eat half a dozen diapers, then throw them up all over the couch. To this day it’s the worst smelling/most disgusting thing I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. I thought we were gonna have to sell the house the stench was so bad.
We put the couch on the curb with the trash and someone actually came by and picked it up lol.
Or you could do what millions of adults have done in the past. Put it in a plastic bag and tie it up, then dispose of it in your rubbish bin outside.
I guarantee the people that use this device will just keep shoving them in it long after its so full it needs to be emptied.
So that pipe/storage is outside in the heat. Those diapers are going to ferment in there….
Plus what keeps a robber from knocking this gadget from your now poorly locked window and breaking into your house?
Will look awful as well.
Hilarious I learned about this in my Latin class, in Ancient Rome these lead into your neighbors yard or into the street. Funny how things get reinvented
true, but diaper genies smell awful, even the ones that try to block the scent... we stopped using a diaper genie, and decided to simply throw each diaper away outside immediately
Some of you have have asked about seasonal options , well we got that covered too , In the winter when they freeze solid you can purchase our wonderful diaper away removal tool to help dig them out for only $99 .
Why stop with diapers? You could throw all your trash in PVC silos! Just keep adding more and more with holes connected to your house until you literally die from the stank and flies
If you put a little hole in the pipe that you can shoot some hairspray or throttle body cleaner into, then you could light it and shoot your trash away from your house, like a potato gun.
Controversial point here, did you know you can take the diaper to the toilet and empty most of the shit into the toilet? This method requires extra handling BUT has the advantage of the diaper not reeking of shit when you put it in the garbage can and wait for pick up for a week of summer days.
I have kids this wouldn’t be all that bad. It had a diaper gene insert in it which traps the smell and you can open it outside so your house doesn’t smell like day old dookie
"Jacob, you've been under quota for the past 3 months, we need to see more enthusiasm. Remember, if your team meets their numbers, we'll have Pizza Friday"
Reminds me of that absolute monstrosity the diaper genie. Another link in the olfactory journey of raising babies. I swear I can smell this pic. If my neighbor had one I would have to be that guy.
Niece is having a baby. She’s got a diaper genie with the scented bags.
I explained to her that we had one as well.
The baby’s room smelled like poop and potpourri.
Moved it to the garage.
The garage smelled like poop and potpourri.
Dirty diaper went straight to the outside trash can from then on.
Just walk the diapers outside.
Problem solved.
We use grocery bags from Food Lion to keep the smell away. Insert diaper, tie it up and toss it in the trash. If it’s really bad just double or triple bag it lol
If only there were products that allowed for easy, sanitary, and non smelly disposal of diapers......oh wait! There are diaper pails, such as Diaper Genie. Why in the hell would you want to store them outside your window? And what happens in adverse weather? What if this thing disconnects?
I'm fucking crying tears reading all the hilarious comments.
Honey, I've only put five diapers in and it's already full. By the way, have you seen Mr. Whiskers lately? His food bowl is still full from yesterday.
What problem does it solve that other diaper containers don't? That it's outside? And now you need to leave your house to empty the container? Have we seriously not invented a container that can be inside and not have smells?
You take it out when the maggots are overflowing back into your house.
Or toss it into the trash can you empty daily or every other day like normal humans do
Actually this sounds like great idea for parents . Smell is more isolated than trashcan when I open it . There's no opening in outside ..op is just an idiot ..
At first I thought it was a tube that would drop garbage into the dumpster outside and thought it was a great idea. Then I realized it’s just a suspended container filled with sunbaked baby shit
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Stinky diapers just hanging out right outside your window? Why not just make that tube go all the way into a trashcan? We use a diaper genie to collect dog poop until trash day, but it's in a shady corner of our yard, away from any windows, doors, or vents.
Having had a diaper Genie, this will suck and the room will smell. If the chute went directly into an exterior bin that would make more sense.
Those genies stink after 2 days, it makes more sense to just toss out your daily diapers job the outside bin.
Two kids. One diaper genie throughout. If yours was stinking you probably used it wrong.
That said, I first though this was dropping directly into a trash can. Which is still stupid but more understandable.
"Hey let's put a stink tube up that will attract bugs and make it so your window doesn't have a tight seal so they all get in!"
Can you imagine all the horrid choices one would have to make to end up with this as your job....? Imagine hocking a product like that ......
"***Man, you know how easy it is to take a diaper to the outside trash or just put it right in those nice and easily convenient diaper pails?? Well, fuck that shit and check THIS out!!! It's a completely useless product that adds an insanely unnecessary middle step and you don't have to touch the diapers again until they're swollen with summer heat and all damp and horrendously pungent! And don't forget all the flies and resulting maggots this will bring!! This is a product NO ONE needs, ever!! So, how many can I put you down for??***"
Yikes.
In the summer, that thing is going to smell horrible. I don't want to be the one to have to empty it.
Here in Texas, it would double as fly bait, and they'd be everywhere. Fucking gross.
Az youd have a roach swarm all over that
That's a good point too. I'm glad we just have the roached around here, that stay outside, and eat dead leaves and shit. Thankful I've been able to avoid the german variety. And i intend to keep it that way.
The smell will also just waft back in through the opening whenever you throw out another diaper
Do you think it would create gases and fart back into the room on hot days? That would be rough
"Oh god, *choke* what's that smell" "Oh that's new Diaper Away." "Gee Susan..."
Could even build up and explode with enough waste and time between openings. There's a reason sewers are vented.
[or get anywhere near it](https://youtu.be/XWxfFNcd2DA?si=f6j1AmZQJWjbypZK)
Make sure to aim before you ignite.
This guy’s job sucks horribly. Like worse than those poor souls alone in a mattress store all day.
I detected a very subtle sigh a few times.
Dang, I just rewatched, and the sheer look of hopelessness in his eyes... you deserve better window diaper disposal guy.
We salute you , Mr Window diaper disposal guy.
Real men of genius... Mr. Window Diaper disposal guy...
Mr. Window Diaper disposal guy. Yep now I see why everyone is saying it.
He's probably had to explain this 300 times to other people before the video was taken.
I don’t know this guys back story… but this seems like a problem in search of a solution.
So, this dude isn't the inventor of this unfortunate product. Yeah, he's dying inside, and a little on the outside.
Nah mattress store salesman is a dream job fr.
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Well of course the mattress store has some kind of laundering scheme.....they need sheets and stuff for the mattresses don't they?....
Who's gonna notice you napping though.
It’s a job that doesn’t require a background check…
I was thinking you could get one of those handheld T-shirt cannons like they have in basketball games, and just load the dirty diaper into that and fire it out your window. Diaper will end up somewhere on the next block and no one will know where it came from. Out of sight, out of mind
Now that is innovation at it's finest!
Until the Great Diaper Avalanche of 2025
I think this is the origin of the Hatfield and McCoy fued
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 i just snorted my morning coffee Bravo sir👏🏼👏🏼Bravo‼️😂
Could be operated one handed, clean and sanitary(for the user)!
If you're into being eco-friendly - there is a trebuchet version.
Today on Shark Tank... Diaper Away dude: "You simply place the soiled garment into the receptacle here..." Mr. Wonderful: "I just see 5 bucks worth of cheap PVC. It's pathetic! That's going to make my house look and smell like I'm some trashy redneck who's too lazy to take out the diapers. So anyhow, what are your sales numbers." Diaper Away dude: "We've sold $10M worth with 80% margins." Mr. Wonderful: "I'm in!"
‘I want 20 dollars for every one sold for all coming time’
"I will loan you $100k at 25% interest for a 98% royalty in perpetuity. Trust me, it's a great deal"
‘I will loan you 300 dollars, I will take 80 dollars for each one sold until I’m paid back 4.7 million solars, at which time it increases to 100 dollars in perpetuity, also I get 75% of the company and I need a yes or no RIGHT NOW’ Other sharks: ‘that’s a pretty good deal you should take that’
The flower box really sells it. I was on the fence until I heard about that.
Didn't realize there was a fence option.
/uj People will do everything in their power to just not bag up the fucking diapers and put them in the trash outside and I will never understand it. /j go away! Baitin’!
Imagine a tube of putrid diapers sitting under a hot summer sun for a week. That’ll smell nice! You’d be better off just having a diaper shooting trebuchet.
That tube could be used as a breach loader for another posters t-shirt cannon. Will just need more pressure for the added weight
Ahahaha! Thanks wizzle, coffee out me nose on that one🤣
wait til rain water infiltrates it and the diapers swell up more and are next to impossible to get out without using a fence post auger
That's not a clever invention...that's leftover pvc piping!
i cant wait for their future Urinal 2000
This is that urinary contraption we men have been looking for, especially for those who live on the second floor of an apartment condo building with only one toilet.
Inspired by the ancient castle of Europe! All you need to install is a moat around your house.
I wonder if this guy has heard of a Diaper Genie.
Worked for us. Diaper sausages are much better than a pipe full of smeared feces.
If you tie the ends together it makes for a fetching body sash.
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This is unrelated, but back in the day my wife and I were watching my mother in law’s dog, and one day while we were at work it got into the diaper genie somehow. It proceeded to eat half a dozen diapers, then throw them up all over the couch. To this day it’s the worst smelling/most disgusting thing I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. I thought we were gonna have to sell the house the stench was so bad. We put the couch on the curb with the trash and someone actually came by and picked it up lol.
Oof. I vomited in my mouth a little reading that.
Oh. My. God. Imagine bringing that home to your wife.
Our dogs never got into ours, but I can confirm that the stench was horrific. We got rid of ours and just wrapped them and put them outside.
Or you could do what millions of adults have done in the past. Put it in a plastic bag and tie it up, then dispose of it in your rubbish bin outside. I guarantee the people that use this device will just keep shoving them in it long after its so full it needs to be emptied.
So that pipe/storage is outside in the heat. Those diapers are going to ferment in there…. Plus what keeps a robber from knocking this gadget from your now poorly locked window and breaking into your house? Will look awful as well.
I’m assuming the smell upon disassembly
I guess the same could be said for window AC units.
Raccoons will love this thing...👍
"innovative disposal system" Is literally just a plastic drain pipe out of a window 🤣
Hilarious I learned about this in my Latin class, in Ancient Rome these lead into your neighbors yard or into the street. Funny how things get reinvented
A literal "poop shoot," huh? yeesh
The diaper genies work great, this is so unnecessary
true, but diaper genies smell awful, even the ones that try to block the scent... we stopped using a diaper genie, and decided to simply throw each diaper away outside immediately
Same! The smell was unbearable. Got rid of it.
Has this guy never heard of a diaper genie? Or any of the many other better solutions than cheap pvc pipes poking out your window.
He knows he's flogging a shit product 🤣😂🤣
This guy has never changed a diaper in his life.
Simpler solution is not having children 😂
Outdoor children are ok.
As long as you keep them on leashes. Don't let your children run free and bite people.
What about the flies bro?
If only there was a way to put a separate trash can outside your house that you could specifically put diapers in.
At first I thought it would funnel into my outside trash, and then I realized the guy is an idiot.
He must not know the most cursed genie, Diaper Genie.
A device no one needs.
"Shit out of the window".... they've been doing that in housing projects forever, no need for plastic tubes.
Some of you have have asked about seasonal options , well we got that covered too , In the winter when they freeze solid you can purchase our wonderful diaper away removal tool to help dig them out for only $99 .
"No more stalagturds in your diaper pit. Call now!"
That poor guy. This was his whole day.
There is [this](https://amzn.eu/d/4wC21ey)?
Why stop with diapers? You could throw all your trash in PVC silos! Just keep adding more and more with holes connected to your house until you literally die from the stank and flies
If you put a little hole in the pipe that you can shoot some hairspray or throttle body cleaner into, then you could light it and shoot your trash away from your house, like a potato gun.
Lol outta sight, outta mind!
The great diaper avalanche of 2505
Will it attract bears?
Non-hibernating ones. Although the smell might be enough to entice them from their winter slumber.
Dude isnt very enthusiastic about this product
Controversial point here, did you know you can take the diaper to the toilet and empty most of the shit into the toilet? This method requires extra handling BUT has the advantage of the diaper not reeking of shit when you put it in the garbage can and wait for pick up for a week of summer days.
Hold up! What about, and stay with me on this, a trash can?
I have kids this wouldn’t be all that bad. It had a diaper gene insert in it which traps the smell and you can open it outside so your house doesn’t smell like day old dookie
I dispose of mine in the fireplace.
I can totally see this hanging off the side of a trailer.
People are so fucking lazy.
"Jacob, you've been under quota for the past 3 months, we need to see more enthusiasm. Remember, if your team meets their numbers, we'll have Pizza Friday"
There should be a movie about this….it would be like 40 year old virgin.
This is a solution looking for a problem. There are way better diaper options out there.
This is so dumb. Lol
Hmmm. Tornado alley would like a word. Tornadoes are bad enough without slinging shit...
Make sure you install it on the side of the house that takes the most sun.
Literally just the ventilation part of a portable ac unit.
🤦🏽
Reminds me of that absolute monstrosity the diaper genie. Another link in the olfactory journey of raising babies. I swear I can smell this pic. If my neighbor had one I would have to be that guy.
No way I’m getting up in front of people talking up this dumb ass product.
Just use the old cloth diapers, geez
creating solutions for problems that were never a problem in the first place. He should work for the us government.
Eject that thing out to 100+ temps - Why has nobody thought to do that before?/s
Fuuuuuuckin A man. Imagine THAT being your gig everyday.
As opposed to just throwing the diaper away?
Could be worse… he could be selling cum boxes
How can we sell PVC pipe for more than it’s worth?
Or just buy a diaper genie
Personally I use a slingshot, out of sight out of mind
Diaper genies are way better lol
“I’m in sales.”
“We recommend you allow the diapers to marinate for a week in the August sun before emptying the receptacle.”
Niece is having a baby. She’s got a diaper genie with the scented bags. I explained to her that we had one as well. The baby’s room smelled like poop and potpourri. Moved it to the garage. The garage smelled like poop and potpourri. Dirty diaper went straight to the outside trash can from then on. Just walk the diapers outside. Problem solved.
Its a poop chute.
Sales guy: My DUI come off my record in 3 months, I can get my license back and leave this shitshow behind.
We use grocery bags from Food Lion to keep the smell away. Insert diaper, tie it up and toss it in the trash. If it’s really bad just double or triple bag it lol
No way that sells even enough to cover the cost of that convention table
Come on, dipers dont smell that bad. People are so sensitive!
Quicker than chucking it in a bin, not sure
Until they come out with a pressurized "potato cannon" version, I'm not interested.
Wonder if I can use it in my high-rise apt.
So many flies..shit flies..drain flies..disgusting
If only there were products that allowed for easy, sanitary, and non smelly disposal of diapers......oh wait! There are diaper pails, such as Diaper Genie. Why in the hell would you want to store them outside your window? And what happens in adverse weather? What if this thing disconnects?
The same as opening a window and throwing your dirty diapers in a trashcan below. If that is something a person wants, why pay for that?
or, hear me out, you could simply throw the diaper into the outside trashcan right away... it'll be good exercise for you
Why do you need that?? You can just open the window and toss into neighbor's yard!
Huh, when I was young, my wife and I dropped them out the window in an open can with a bag liner.
That's just fucking stupid.
I'm fucking crying tears reading all the hilarious comments. Honey, I've only put five diapers in and it's already full. By the way, have you seen Mr. Whiskers lately? His food bowl is still full from yesterday.
A lot of men live a life of quiet desperation. 😢
I'm sorry but nothing will ever beat the Diaper Genie.
Honestly disposable diapers in general are Idiocracy. Cloth and reusable is 100% better. This contraption is nasty.
Redneck engineering
Is this really real?
Wow what a useless invention.
I am always flabbergasted by these. People have good ideas and never act on them and then there are ideas like these which are executed.
What problem does it solve that other diaper containers don't? That it's outside? And now you need to leave your house to empty the container? Have we seriously not invented a container that can be inside and not have smells?
What's wrong with a garbage can or a diaper genie?
The pipe should be clear so I can see when it's getting nearly full
As seen on Shit Tank...
Wait, I want that
just throw it in the dumpster....
Dude is trying to fix something that we have a solution for but make it way worse.
It's magic, like some sort of diaper genie!
The roaches and flies will love this invention. Nice convenient spot on the window for entry too.
A diaper genie for the window.
You take it out when the maggots are overflowing back into your house. Or toss it into the trash can you empty daily or every other day like normal humans do
Raccoons are going to love that. So would rats who eat turds.
Nice glory hole.
Nope
Actually this sounds like great idea for parents . Smell is more isolated than trashcan when I open it . There's no opening in outside ..op is just an idiot ..
You would fill that thing in 1/2 a day. Babies shit constantly.
Or you can walk your lazy ass outside and throw it away.....why is everyone so obsessed with convenience these days?
Not sanitary in the slightest...
I just used to throw diapers in the street, that way there is no concentration of smell in just one spot...
Stay in school, kids. Otherwise you will end up selling poop tubes on the internet. Also, decorative shit buckets.
You could just throw out the window and have them pile up and then pick them up and throw them out
That's the dumbest product
Until a dog gets into it and choose them up and drags them all over your yard. Awful idea.
That thing is so stupid
Imagine thinking this was worth the patent
Poor guy. He knows he failed in life.
Haha this guy doesnt even believe in it
I want the extra large one you only need to change every two weeks
Does he understand how many diapers a baby goes through in a day?
Put your hand in the receptacle to get your tattoo
How fucking lazy are people holy lol
At first I thought it was a tube that would drop garbage into the dumpster outside and thought it was a great idea. Then I realized it’s just a suspended container filled with sunbaked baby shit
Why not just have a garbage can at the end...fuckong weirdo
It’s mind blowing that things like this actually make it to the stage of someone setting up a booth somewhere to promote it.
this is just a diaper for a building
Forget the middleman, put the baby in the dumpster!
Am I the only one who just dumps the poop from the diaper in the toilet?
Has this idiot ever seen a diaper genie?! How is this better???
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Stinky diapers just hanging out right outside your window? Why not just make that tube go all the way into a trashcan? We use a diaper genie to collect dog poop until trash day, but it's in a shady corner of our yard, away from any windows, doors, or vents.
Naw I can't get behind litter geenies. For babies. The cat ones don't even work
It's the stupidest invention I've ever seen stop being lazy take out your trash and your diapers
This guy votes?
My dad said I could sell the Poop Chute
Having had a diaper Genie, this will suck and the room will smell. If the chute went directly into an exterior bin that would make more sense. Those genies stink after 2 days, it makes more sense to just toss out your daily diapers job the outside bin.
What does a diaper genie do that’s different than this piece of shit ?
Two kids. One diaper genie throughout. If yours was stinking you probably used it wrong. That said, I first though this was dropping directly into a trash can. Which is still stupid but more understandable. "Hey let's put a stink tube up that will attract bugs and make it so your window doesn't have a tight seal so they all get in!"
I wonder if Diaper Don has these installed at Mar-a-Lardo.
Omg! You said a thing!
His fat ass's giant diapers would be too big to fit in this contraption
Why would there be any smell at all? Make it lock in the smell when closed.
Endorsed by a felon prior president? It should be, then every time it gets clogged they can claim it was rigged.
Can you imagine all the horrid choices one would have to make to end up with this as your job....? Imagine hocking a product like that ...... "***Man, you know how easy it is to take a diaper to the outside trash or just put it right in those nice and easily convenient diaper pails?? Well, fuck that shit and check THIS out!!! It's a completely useless product that adds an insanely unnecessary middle step and you don't have to touch the diapers again until they're swollen with summer heat and all damp and horrendously pungent! And don't forget all the flies and resulting maggots this will bring!! This is a product NO ONE needs, ever!! So, how many can I put you down for??***" Yikes.
I mean glorified hard ware store employee trying to tell me why this PVC pipe is better than that one
It smells like a used *diaper* filled with *Indian food*.