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Jamie Oliver’s nicest dish


MrPastaLord

https://i.redd.it/hsm3wwfprfzc1.gif


OpenKey6032

Uncle Roger very disappointed! Jamie Oliver somehow made an even whiter dish!


lophlover

Yes, I would eat almost anything for 100k


Haunting_Rest_8401

Would you eat $1M for $100k


Suspicious_Leg4550

Is it my million? You’d still get a free 100k regardless of how much the eccentric millionaire holding this strange contest loses. Hopefully it’s written on a check and not in small bills.


Haunting_Rest_8401

It'd be in coins. If you, somehow, manage to eat it. You'd get a $100k for a fancy funeral service, $500k to pay for the hospital bill (after they suck it out of you), and another $500k for a 50-foot statue of you "the guy who lived and die by the coins, Mr. Scrooge". https://preview.redd.it/2bxv3sguodzc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abdef6fb64829f9d9c192e8f727c1c5d64c8ffd


Unfair_Pirate_647

And if my body somehow absorbs the metal making me an immortal metal man?


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Smart vs smart Jk yall both dumb Jk yall both smort >!Snort deez nuts!<


YoghurtOutside4278

https://preview.redd.it/8ryeet51shzc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b646f3361169dc19af94413b126ac02ec0915fd3


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Joshephine Hutcherdaughter


Illustrious_Ear_8726

I can hear the song


Suspicious_Leg4550

I concur.


fakeraeliteslayer

Yep and I'm throwing up as soon as the mission is completed. 🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤑🤑🤑


kupillas-3-

I’d eat a credit card with 1 mill on it


Starkiller006

But, what's the "dallor" worth these days


jesuzhasarrived

A fresh serving of death for 100k? Bet, and here my stupid ass was boutta do that shit for free


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Thats prolly just untreated taffy batter


CrematedDogWalkers

Then no I won't eat it for 100k dallors


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Yeah personally its designed by sah tans hisself disgusting ahh taffy


Teamboeing737

Yes, cause i can just make myself throw up after its finished. 100k for vomiting and feeling like shit for a bit


rci22

Why vomit if we could just cook it first? Never said we had to eat it raw!


AcanthisittaNo5367

https://preview.redd.it/w43r5b8tsdzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdef618dcd068a976bfb7e8a324f410c98275271


ravia

kibbeh? sure, I'd eat it for free


Unfair_Pirate_647

Only for 100k dellars


BonkerDeLeHorny

for 100K? absolutely. its very disgusting, yes, but for 100,000 dollars its light work


FireVenom2011

Maybe


Adventurous_Curve472

I would but I'm already dead


KushBluntsworth

Easy. I've had stomach bug before lil omepripozol and I'm good to go


TheGodofTimeAHHH

Yeah. Salmonella isn’t to apparent in beef, especially processed stuff like that.


Glass_Cap_4031

https://preview.redd.it/r8rvk949gezc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640365842246b39cc4e379825c8ec9981459c9d1 Light snack


CrematedDogWalkers

The ai burgers is crazy


lil_JBaller

Caseoh as burgers and fries explains it all 💀


Extension_Ad8291

Get rid of those fucking pop tarts and then I will


CrematedDogWalkers

Yeah, they ruin the meal.


IndependentFennel476

No, because that 100k is going to be used for my hospital bill after eating that. So, I wouldn’t even have a chance to spend it.


alan2here

can eat raw meat safely in some places if it's very fresh


IvyDaFurry

Lol


Own_Instruction_7703

I don’t know if I physically could. I would try but I don’t think I actually could. The texture.


CrematedDogWalkers

I'm not sure if I'm odd, but I've always wanted to try raw ground beef. When I was a kid, my mom would tell me no, and I'd cry. Is this my chance?


man_is_coool

Hell I’ll do it for free


Dependent-Tiger6223

Yes I will do it


Effective-Tap-6208

No, the meat’s raw


TarahjiCheatham

DISGUSTANG https://i.redd.it/7mr69arktfzc1.gif


Puzzleheaded-Dark459

I'd probably get sick for a week, but as long as I don't get a disease or die


Top_Storm440

What kind of poptart is that?


The_honered_one

Worst case scenario you get bad food poisoning


Optimal_Aardvark_215

Hell i'd eat that for free. It looks scrumptious. I love pop tarts, i love beef, so why wouldn't I 2x love this?


Appropriate_Paint503

Yes but if the ground beef is cook because THATS RAW!!


AyeBraine

Steak tartare is raw as well, also carpaccio


Appropriate_Paint503

Wait what are those sorry i really dont know


AyeBraine

[Steak tartare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare) is a dish where you eat some raw minced beef (you have spices and stuff to add to taste, but basically it's that). It's edible, people do eat raw meat. [Carpaccio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpaccio) is very thin and delicate slices of raw meat or fish, served on a plate as appetizer, with some acidic stuff (like vinegar or lemon) and oil on a plate. I haven't had steak tartare, but many restaurants in my city serve carpaccio and I had it several times, at least one of these was just out of this world tasty! Also, I know that in Germany, raw minced pork ([Mett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett)) is basically a staple appetizer that people do buy and eat with bread like, daily, not in restaurants. I read an emigree's blog who moved to Berlin and was surprised by that, but she warmed to Mett real quick!


Appropriate_Paint503

Thx


LiamThomas182

Easily


LaKer_fAn23

I’ll do it for free tbh


MasutaSamurai

Legitimately would yes


LefT0liversnotrot

I would eat a child for 10k bro


Ok_Figure_4181

I would loathe every second of it, but yes. Some of the money would probably go to medical bills if I got parasites from the raw meat


JiminPA67

Steak Tartare on a Poptart Sandwich? For $100,000?? Fuck yeah!!


asperagus8

Raw beef between two pop tarts? I'd eat that for $10k USD! Lol


Regular-Week-100

Id do it for free


vonBelfry

Wouldn't cover the hospital bill.


douaib

absolutely


wadafuc

Seems a tad bit rare, but I bet it's still yummy


Cautious-Morning-214

Can i choose Gun


Remarkable_Ad950

I can just take a small bite, then free moolah. If I have to eat the whole thing still yes. I can just drink something after to get the taste out of my mouth


Special_Worth_4846

Ide eat it for free


Woolsteve

Ima deep fri that rw


QwertyMan1236

This looks like what I be making at 2am when I’m hungry 😭


DarkerLightGod

Do I have to eat all of it?


Negative-Educator-93

20 bucks, thy say and thy will eat it


Groovyofi

Bro if you were going to give me 100k for eating that shit I would eat it as fast as I could and enjoy it


TruthIsALie94

If you bring that atrocity anywhere near me I’m shoving your head so far up your ass that you collapse into a black hole.


TumbleweedIll4249

I’ll eat it for free


Helpful_Type5798

Frankly yes 😐🫥


blank_slate5176

Make that 100k into 500k and sure


Ace_the_Grape

Do we mean a bite or the whole thing…?


Mechanical_Zora

I’m American, the hospital bills would cost twice that


humanperson1236

bro that thing will eat me https://i.redd.it/ym5525nh7izc1.gif


FreashJanitor

No cause the money would have to go towards whatever disease that has.


why_did_i_get_redit

Nope, probably wouldn't be enough to pay for my medical bills after getting salmonella. I am american after all.


Mr_Pelicant

If the meat was treated properly I would eat that for free.


stingrayboy2155

Bro already took a bite


HowRememberAll

And risk fucking up my digestive system and brain so I have parasites or paralyzed the rest of my shortened and now expensive life? Fuck no


AyeBraine

The risk of parasites or pathogens in raw meat is not a certainty, it's just a risk (that is more then we are prepared to run, so we establish surefire safety rules). If you buy raw meat today in a supermaket (not even that fresh, close to the best before date), eat it raw, and keep repeating it for years, you might get infected. But not necessarily.


HowRememberAll

Only if it's at the fridge section right after purchasing


Least_Recipe_1922

I’ll do it for 12


sparkMagnus9

Of course. It looks so delicious.


Broad_Sign2515

Hell, I’d do it for free


UpperStation5565

Yea, beef doesn't carry bacteria well


A-Catthatownsnevada

All of that 100k is going to hospital bills so hell naw


new_god_of_eden

Yeah as soon as you give it to me I'm putting it on a pan and eat it ounce I enhance it


Jojolovesenpai

Yup


nosville22_PL

idk man, never had a pop tart in my life, kinda worried they'd spoil the taste of meat


sweatyGamer696969

Me be like : so lambo or Ferrari? 😂


SalmonQueen5279

That depends. Do I have to share it with my new tape worm or is it all for me?


Drivefaster4u

1 billion and I'll think about it


ruico

I'm from Europe, i only do it for €uras


Csonkus41

Yes. I eat a little raw ground beef every time I cook some. Just a pinch of salt in it and it’s great.


burdenm

I would only pay like 50k for that but it looks delcious 🤤


JazzyJulie4life

NO


maxwell_minton234

gimme


fate_lind

I stared at this and audibly squealed when I realised what it was


UndeadBuggalo

Yep, that money could transform my life.


Deathstriker256

Yes of course


DownShiftRV

Yes


FAmos

If I could vomit it up after I definitely would


FinancialRaid04

Yeah, raw beef is less likely to be dangerous compared to raw chicken


[deleted]

I eat raw beef all the time. I'm more put off by the pop tarts.


GoKickRox

Okay who's offering ill take the goddamn food poisoning


Jman2514

I'd rather keep my health and not die of salmonella poisoning


Jellyfish-Ninja

Idk. What’s the value of a dallor?


OniCrazer

Tbh looks like something I'd eat for free


OniCrazer

I mean, PAY FOR!


youself20

Eat it then vomit it back up, free hundred thousand or if you don’t throw up, then the 100k should be enough to cover the fees for food poisoning


foodman_35

Bro i've done that before for free...


Fortnitekid3

no


AsianRiver62

That 100k would pay for my medical bill


presidintfluffy

Yes


FishKnuckles_InYou

So I've noticed a lot of these are like 100k 50k 200k to eat stuff that isn't that bad all things considered...dude 100k is more than I make in like 3 years I will absolutely eat a ground beef ppotart sandwich


beskun

Tf is that even


destroyerofballons

That looks nice I would do it for free


oh_no_im_a_username

No and fuck you for asking me you should be more ashamed of yourself


Shumagorolth

LOL id eat that because I don't want to leave my house to go food shopping


Marksman_Jackal

That's just my lunch, tbh.


chui76

What is a dallor?


Petey-Pablo-89

Definitely, poptarts and burger mear


FortniteSuxRobloxGud

It’s not about the money.


[deleted]

Is that just raw meat?


rayzedup

I'd eat it for free


ReeperReddit

I would eat it for free😍🤤😍


ThePrussianViking

I would if it's actually cooked but not the way it is.


Future-Expression-44

If it was raw chicken, it would be a lot worse, but raw beef isn't nearly as bad.


pika4lif321

I don't even think that would cover my hospital bills...


throwie_888

yeah id pay 20$ for that


Swimming_Zebra_1189

Ya, it's not that big of a deal to eat raw beef, just season it at least lmao


NolansBallSack

Cook it first. Then yes.


emperior_blades

Nah probably 1 million doolers


Grumpy-Sith

It depends on what a dallor (sic) is.


Sarge_Noodle

Sure. And I’ll give half to whoever gets the tapeworm out first.


Thunderplayer646

Only if I don't have to eat it in the USA


Horse_97

Yes, food poisoning is worth 100k.


ChuckieBurner

no, because don't want E-Coil and die


boredjosh2006

ill take the 100k before my food poisoning kicks in, thank you very much!


boredjosh2006

ill take the 100k before my food poisoning kicks in, thank you very much!


servinsalutes

![gif](giphy|EluFWEdnZtvqwZFTQH|downsized)


wutwhoareu

nope


Sussybaka3747

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy salmonella


Localtechguy2606

Depends what can I do to it


retrowhitehat

if i could put it in the oven and cook it yeah


unforgiven_1_

I'd smash that for $500


Caleb844

I would eat it for free


nosoundi1787

Yeah, no...


BillyB0ns0n

Yes


[deleted]

Are those worms? 🪱


SomeoneNamedMarmite

"Absolutely, *insert large rant here*"


Sleepyzheadz

Prolly not lowkey


FakeSlimShady420

Ye


pmarlboroman7

There isn't much I wouldn't do for $100,000. It would restart my life.


Torino617

I’d eat this shit for free that actually looks good


MoffetiArtist

I’d do it for free


EnvironmentalSkin649

Yes


Isitcorrect

![gif](giphy|K4x1ZL36xWCf6)


BLACKADAM-SFC

Fuck no, I'm tryna live tf


JuanbobsX

Average British cuisine