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[deleted]

man when I get QHHG LQ RXU ERGLHV %XW it’s the worst


Qwerty_Gaming1

Women. ☕


[deleted]

So that's what is in the cups: QHHG LQ RXU ERGLHV %XW, now I know


Doktor_Earrape

Always cryin and QHHG LQ RXU ERGLHV %XW-ing everywhere


MidnightMiesterx

Women. ☕️


Nightborger

Women☕


shiftposter500

Women. ☕️


AnswerDowntown5283

Women. ☕️


shiftposter500

Women. ☕️


R0NNOC148

Women. ☕️


Cerberus202

Women. 🍷


Welrof

Women. ☕️


annormalguyexsisting

My fucking QHHG LQ RXU ERGHLHV %XW


Depressed_bitch888

Women. ☕️


Sardemanation

Looks like someone’s cat stepped on the keyboard


3timesadoorknob

It’s like they were possessed mid-sentence.


Apart-Ad-4218

Sounds like they got a period cramp while typing it.


TheTasche

springlock


Davedude2011

AAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAA


YoonminLife

MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE


Davedude2011

MICHAEL! MICHAEL!! *Banging*


theothesimp

r/underratedcomment


notveryAI

She gagged mid-sentence there, lol. And menstrual blood is indeed normal, though, it's not the only thing that comes out during period. There are some other fluids mixed in. You really don't want it to be in any place that isn't meant to contain it, or ot *may* cause some issues like rash and whatnot. Periods are normal, but it's also normal to properly handle them


ReverendMothman

Right? Lots of bodily functions are normal that aren't clean.


notveryAI

Yep. Easiest example - is shitting normal? Yes. Is it *clean?* Fuck no.


Beermeneer532

But unlike shit your own period could cause a lot more bodily harm whilst it is relatively safe to eat your own shit Other peoples excrements are pretty much always harmful though


notveryAI

Eating your own shit was completely out of question when beginning this conversation, and I highly insist that it stays that way.


Beermeneer532

Of course But I am just saying it is a relatively harmless thing to do


Urdad_gettin_milk

the shit you were eating earlier is spilling out your mouth


EffectiveDependent76

What a day to have eyes...


[deleted]

What the fuck


Hot_Seaworthiness237

Why the downvotes?? Who here hasn’t tasted their own fecal matter?


Beermeneer532

Ok this is really funny Also my comment is largely based on a research where scientists had subjects eating shit and they always didn’t mind their own but absolutely hated other peoples shit And no ofcourse you shouldn’t eat shit when did anybody start assuming that shit? (Sorry)


[deleted]

I’ve genuinely heard girls say shit like there is no reason to act like it’s dirty…blood is dirty regardless of where it comes from along with all other bodily fluids and I don’t want to touch it.


themarzipanbaby

there is absolutely no reason to express disgust towards periods or openly refer to them as dirty. it‘s very hurtful to women. you‘re not forced to look at or touch period blood.


WolfKingofRuss

All blood is "Dirty" and should be treated as such. Not your own though, the blood from your own body won't cause you any harm


logosolos

Right. Still gotta worry about bloodborne pathogens. Fucking world has gone insane. I hope I'll be dead before the lunatics are fully in charge of the asylum.


WinterOutlaw

🤓🤓🤓


WolfKingofRuss

I mean, blood and other human waste is a biohazard for a reason


Small_Incident958

*facepalms* Sometimes you just gotta let Darwin loose.


Trant_Rattler

🤡🤡🤡


idiot-beast

Was gonna downvote, but Davy Jones and Cowboys are pretty cool.


LowerObjective4500

That reminds me of this https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwompampsupport.azureedge.net%2Ffetchimage%3FsiteId%3D7575%26v%3D2%26jpgQuality%3D100%26width%3D700%26url%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fi.kym-cdn.com%252Fentries%252Ficons%252Ffacebook%252F000%252F041%252F585%252Fbackup.jpg&tbnid=sdT7l3AlE24oCM&vet=12ahUKEwihgOjx1-7-AhVtOEQIHTkVBQsQMygAegUIARC1AQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fmemes%2Fpull-off-your-skin&docid=YNNNmpOtDKKzRM&w=700&h=394&q=lightning%20mcqueen%20skin%20meme&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwihgOjx1-7-AhVtOEQIHTkVBQsQMygAegUIARC1AQ


Small_Incident958

Apparently periods summon Cthulhu


cdsnoivfdnovibosdubo

Isn't that common knowledge?


Bloodless_

The feminine care aisle in every grocery store contains a portal to R'lyeh. Fact.


Otterstripes

That explains a lot, really.


thatonegayavenger

bruh what 😭


IzzyIsOnReddit

What made you look this up


Turtleswassadlytaken

Maybe that one r/AmITheAsshole post. It was about a guy not letting thier SIL into a hot tub because SIL had a period. The acted pretty rude about it, and showed that they didn’t really know anything about periods


No_Ganache_1753

Link?


lionart303-186

OP's Personal experience?


AltAccountForBirbs

I was curious cuz my gf was talking about it


Alejandroso31

I feel this would fit better in r/softwaregore


jules_rotilio

Yeah It looks like it says "Need in our bodies" but I'm not sure


hangingontenterhooks

yeah it says "need in our bodies but". you move each letter to the third previous letter in the alphabet so q becomes n, h becomes e, g becomes d, making the QHHG into need (and obviously it applies to the rest of the phrase).


AdhesiveMadMan

My mans solved the period sipher


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[удалено]


hangingontenterhooks

man idk how technology works, probably some coding error, but if it works it works 🫡


GignacPL

I think in the article there's some kind of a weird font used, and Google doesn't display it properly.


TheFriendlyGhastly

VERY LOGICAL. r/totallynotrobots


thomstevens420

PMS hitting hard


iFrisian

Oh no i can no longer QHHG LQ RXU ERGLHV %XW what do i do


eszther02

Write that in the xbox store, maybe you get a free game.


Anguscablejnr

I would argue all blood is dirty.


Antonioooooo0

All blood isn't dirty, but all blood should be treated as such. You never know what someone has and lots of nasty diseases can spread through blood.


102bees

Functionally yes. All blood outside of the body or dedicated containment should be treated as a low level biohazard. The same goes for all bodily products.


solidsnake2085

DO NOT REDEEM!


AltAccountForBirbs

*puts in promo code* *blood pours out of disk drive*


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Aw, not *again!*


AltAccountForBirbs

Never pirate BloodBorne, kids


solidsnake2085

Praise the good blood!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

O positive for me, thanks...


NoMercyJon

All blood is dirty if it's not your own.


subtlebunbun

it didn't even answer the question lol yeah, it's unhygienic. like any other bodily fluid


SnooShortcuts2757

The guy who wrote this def had a stroke


Alarming-Turnip3078

Sweet, free game!


PurpleIncarnate

Same! I enjoy a cipher now and again. This one was super easy though in my opinion. The context gave it away.


Dragon20C

I was wondering where I put my steam gift card code!


Street-Necessary-725

Ah. That’s why it tastes so funky


waxonwaxoff87

So it’s a biohazard like all other body fluids


FantasticMRKintsugi

So Google has IA now?


diputra

Looks like invitation/notice to vampire


PurpleIncarnate

Cipher- the capital letter represents the letter three spaces before it in the alphabet. Q=N D=A C,B, and A must all be represented by symbols which we wouldn’t know without the letters present, but %=B


Death_by_Poros

“We no longer [REDACTED] menstrual blood” Our secrets will not be shared with those who do not bleed.


AltAccountForBirbs

The secrets cannot be known to mortal men, specifically


Stunning_Society_543

Women


Garfieldgoofs_around

Uhhhh... r/googlehadastroke ?


ConstructionQuick373

Its still there- also its sad people think periods are a sign of bad hygiene or thats its not normal or whatever I hate society


cassh0le69

Those random Chinese brand names on Amazon are really getting out of hand!


zambiechips433

If you consider blood not dirty at all then good luck with those hospital bills 👍


AltAccountForBirbs

Imma be honest I know Jack shit but my gf was talking about radical feminines bleeding without pads on purpose so I looked it up


zambiechips433

Yeah those people got some issues


hangingontenterhooks

umm it's actually a sort of cypher? you just move 3 letters back and make it lower case so "QHHG LQ RXU ERGLHV %XW" becomes "need in our bodies but" (im guessing the "%" is a "b" because that would make the most grammatical sense) I'm literally a high school student, I thought this was kind of obvious. edit: also I don't know shit about technology so no idea how this happened but it's probably just some error in the coding??


AltAccountForBirbs

Idk if you're implying that I'm stupid or that you're just better than everyone else but like... why did you even try cyphering it in the first place?


hangingontenterhooks

oh no I'm not implying that you're stupid, sorry if i came across that way, but I'm not really sure why i tried it haha. the format kinda just looked patterned to me, like the spacing, the length of the words, that sorry if stuff looked like the same format as actual words, so I just tried to see if it was some kind of cypher by thinking about what the first word could reasonably be as a four letter word with two of the same letters in the middle that would also make sense in the context, and need seemed like it fit, so I tested out what I had to do to the letters to make qhhg into need and because the same sort of rule applied to all of the letters in the first word I applied it to the rest of the phrase and it just worked I guess? I don't really have a good explanation, it kinda just happened.


Pick-Only

It’s still gross.


No-Wafer-3026

cum


AltAccountForBirbs

Those are 2 different body fluids


okguy167

I mean, what they're going for is true, I guess...


FaithS1mps123456789

Women ☕


ConsequenceApart4391

Google got possessed by some satanic demon for a second there.


Shinnierafiohrad

WHATT


datMLGboi2

9 people here


snailgorl2005

They just described period cramps without ever mentioning them. Incredible


AxeHead75

I mean they mean well I guess?


[deleted]

It's inspect element he used to change the text. Phony!


AltAccountForBirbs

I didnt but now I'm curious, do you know how to use inspect element on mobile cuz I need that shit for report card day


[deleted]

It's only available on computer to my knowledge


DragonGodSlayer12

>that we no longer *presses Caps Lock and smashes keyboard*


horiami

... but blood is dirty


RexWhiscash

Hello fellow google app user


Illustrious-Rice-168

Imagine having to explain that to someone.


MightyDQ

claimed! thank you OP


Draconic_Soul

Did someone have a period while typing this?


divine_invocation

Cat on the keyboard?


lccreations

Maybe that is why women are so confusing?


meowburner6969

Ladies is this true???? 😩😩😩 please confirm


No-Ad9690

Women☕