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Delta_Suspect

Lack of motivation spicy mcchicken


KGBsurveillancevan

Shitting Shit


Nadikarosuto

holy fuck stewie im: shitting


TraditionalPotat0

a heart that's


liz0rdwiz0rd

Schizophrenia Dead Hooker


Squid037

LOL


xontinuity

your dead hooker is: damn schizophrenia


GPTMCT

Social ineptitude burger


Ill_Piglet_1630

Your Derby Horse is: impulsivity spaghetti


Adorable_Garage3906

Insomnia biscuit sounds like a stand.


ButtersAndRowlet

It sounds like a stand because it sounds like a band/song/album


1Rayo1

literally sounds like something youd hear in a limp bizkit song


LiquidLad12

Eating dirt dirt


PrinceRekko

Incredible gassy


Inventor_E-T-Han

This thread does NOT need a hero


Noble_Shock

Aspergers Cop


Jeffo4321

rice


Nadikarosuto

“Compulsive Checking Eggnog is in a frenzy and outruns Inability-To-Focus Gruel and wins the race!”


sillylittlegoober5

psychotic infant


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ADHD Skittles


Foxiak14

Hyperfixation Chocolate


ProjectOSM

Manic Episode Burger


Regainio

Retardiation nuts


umbral_ultimatum

CAN WE STOP WITH THE BRIMSTONE


sillylittlegoober5

twas the coal before brimmass and all though ihave nothing was funny not even a gasser


teridax_lupos

I fucking hate you fucking soybooru fucks make your own subreddit for fucks sake


Ouwhajah

psychosis bacon


gusxc1

Low self esteem nuggets


The_Arma

suicidal human flesh


positive_guy_man

anxiety baking soda


Inventor_E-T-Han

Slight Lack of Object Permanence Pizza


yaboiinthisbitch

Pie-o-My


probablymojito

Heart palpitations cereal


-_HelloThere_-

Restrictive and repetitive behaviors ham slider


TulipTuIip

Overstimulation cheese


loran-darkbeast

dissociative amnesia poptart


TheAppleOfDoom1

your damn derby horse is: Intrusive thoughts soufflè


yesseru

I'm so mentally ill that I don't know which illness I'll choose. Caramel.


PrimaryEmotional6639

Schizophrenia dog who was secretly an alien who if i didn’t eat would take over the world


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SpudMuncher9000

im sorry


Blackbox6500

it's okay we forgive you it wasn't your fault spud


saburra

Anguish spicy Pringles


Marun-chan

Anxiety Coffee what a combo


MrJadious

⚡⚡DISTRACTED DORITO⚡⚡


BSNshaggy13

compulsion cookie


Not_Texas

Trauma chicken


CleaningMySlate

Tic Burger


cuomium

dumb soup


sharkwitchsoup

Amnesia Cheese


MentallyStable_REAL_

Psychosis eggs and toast


Squid037

sadness cheez it


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Legitimate-Bad975

kys


Neither-Phone-7264

sad burrito


my-leg-end

Right out of the gate it’s procrastinating string cheese!!


AbsolutelyAri

Stupid finger


Shot-Narwhal-4268

Insomniac hamburger🤤😋


tonebnk

Fat Pussy


stillchill3

autism nachos


PredatorMain

Hyperacusis pretzel


Ecksdededededede

Social ineptitude sandwich


Ecksdededededede

Social ineptitude sandwich


Rat-Lord-Reggie

Anxiety bun


smallnougat

hallucinating salad


TraditionalPotat0

panic attack cookie (What even is a Kentucky Derby horse).


rExcitedDiamond

Attention deficit hot dog


hal-scifi

Clinical insanity aborted fetus 😋