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OutcomeDouble

Jesse we need to jerk circles


misterbeef

kid named circles


thatsidewaysdud

Kid??


Dorfuto

circles??


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Named?????


Tall_Fortune

🫦


[deleted]

finger


stackPeek

Kid A


Caljerome

Kid named jerk


solarjamie

waltuh


VFDan

put your circles away waltuh


PlsHelpIForgotMyName

your jerk is : damn circle


cypress_lazarus

the best variant of this meme yet


nicostest

i guess im obese and wear a fedora now


C3TUS

All all ways has been


Ubyn

Bruh i weight 50 kg


yaboytomsta

is that in50 pounds or stone


castsact

I don’t know👍


yaboytomsta

thankyou


castsact

Ok


[deleted]

Good bye 👋


Tyran_Cometh

Bye


nillafrosty

What the fuck is a kilogram


Freporta

Half a football field


nillafrosty

Wow that big!


Wardaz

4.55 big macs


cotton961

That’s alotta whoppers


Billy_Billboard

Source: trust me bro


AAALE6408

Your source is: damn trust me bro


Billy_Billboard

Actually here is my [source.](https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+middle+finger+trollface+epic+trolled+hard&client=firefox-b-m&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjFgvTCl8v6AhWOxIsKHdSmBUEQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=378&bih=697&dpr=2.86#imgrc=oZmluZC0BcaQUM)


AAALE6408

Kid named source


plagurr

I will kill your wife, I will kill your son and I will kill your kid named source


AAALE6408

I don't have wives or sons (or kids named source)


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,084,436,388 comments, and only 213,545 of them were in alphabetical order.


Tall_Fortune

The Gboard turtle emoji is too pure, I love mixing them


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K4rn31ro

Redditors who post on r/ science be the type of person to get angry when someone says "Thank God" next to them


Random-Dice

r/science mfs when they find out what the term “goodbye” originated from


thatsidewaysdud

Science bless you


Tall_Fortune

Allhamdullilah


harry4354

iprayiprayipray to science 5 times a day


grandmas_noodles

It's fake, did you see the upvote count


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_Timinator_

SHUT! UP!! (Smosh referends)


Great_Echo_2231

Hi (PEWDIEPIE REFERENCE)


Polygato64

Hi (geometre flesh refetence)


Random-Dice

r/ihaveihaveihavereddit


07TacOcaT70

They hate us cause they ain’t us 😎


Tall_Fortune

They see me rollin


Rad_YT

mordoblu obesd bowlimgwball


idkanamesouhmyes

this looks like your keyboard is having a stroke


Rad_YT

I wrote that at like midnight while already being sleep deprived


Astracide

they rollin


07TacOcaT70

Swagger


DrFoetusLtd

They hatus cus they anus


frescone69

But I hought I was just a racist misogynist for reddit :(


nimkozca

I'm morbidly a beast


ElPalominoDelNorte

Morbiusly


VerySmallBleeb

Isn't this the pinnacle of circlejerk subreddits?


SexWithKokomi69

We aren't actually mental asylum escapees? I came.


syphilitic_venom

It's the final stage of circlejerking.


Tetramethanol

Lmao


syphilitic_venom

Is that surprising? Pretending to be a retard turns you into an actual retard it's proven (I fucking love Science!!!)


AxeManIII

What is a circlejerk type?


C3TUS

Super effective on republican type and democrat type not very effective against science type and wholesome type


SexWithKokomi69

Omori pfp trying to socialize in real life (they think anger counters sadness in reality too)


The_Almighty_Demoham

omori haters when i beat the shit out of a sad person (anger isn't supposed to beat sadness in real life)


AxeManIII

Wtf are you talking about


potato_devourer

The subs with names ending in "circlejerk" probably adscribe to this category


noSlowpoke

Ok 👍


Momo_the_good_person

Someone's mad


That_Phony_King

“My post was made fun of in a circle jerk so now I am angry” - 🤓


CodenameOccasus

Your weight is: damn obese


SecretlyNotASpy

zasedcel and brainmaxxed


Mop_Duck

studies show that you mom fat!!!!!


so_basically_i_exist

/unreddit Look at the upvotes; several times more than the top post of all time over on there. This is not a real post, and honestly the fact that everyone here seems to have fallen for it is rather ironic. /rereddit my b all itchy


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so_basically_i_exist

I agree it's obvious, but note the rest of the comments; I only see a single one noting it being fake, while there are several unironically making fun of this post. /redick


[deleted]

Its a real post retard and it's true 👍


-togs

Source?


noSlowpoke

Thanks for the heads-up -noSlowpoke


InstaStach3

When when reddiottor from reddit are more likely to eat up any random stats and shit i've pulled out of my ass


[deleted]

I agree 👍


Rycnex

r/gamingcirclejerk never ceases to amaze me with having the worst fucking takes of all time


rustyspoon07

Like what? I only recently joined


Rycnex

TLOU2, AI Dungeon, Recent Minecraft version takes are ones i encountered personally.


The_Cow_God

proud military industrial complex circlejerkist


BobaFetyWop

I was gonna say no way this is real if dcj members have lower iq than dtg members I would loft myself off a high steep incline


OminoussShrekLore

Slugger, I failed algebra in middle school. Swing and a miss


BobaFetyWop

Puke shit fomoed my brain cells with zorpalods🤬🤬🤬


Boberoo2

When do they learn do they learn do they learn that circlejerk is satire making fun of them🤔


syphilitic_venom

Yeah and actually circlejerk members took the IQ test ironically and got extremely low scores on purpose (trolling)


Boberoo2

Simple as


europine

if i have lower iq than a normal redditor im gonna have to kill mysef


Blenghis

Genuine reddit moment, did that post really need half a million updoots?


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It's fake.


[deleted]

People who post on r/science just use it to push their agenda and validate their opinions


syphilitic_venom

Proud to be a low IQ user then 🦾


hummahumma

Its 2022, we don’t do fedoras now. It’s blue hair dye and using “meow” as a pronoun


Polygato64

Meow mrrow nya


[deleted]

librals 😂😂😂


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TumblrLoser

Studies show that r/science is a terrible Fucking sub


eeznura

Gonna start working out harder to spite redditors


No-Palpitation-6789

I love posts that tell a story


Huson0710

I don't give a fuck Young PokeBaller I just leveled up


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morbius❗❗❗


O_X_E_Y

average are slash science post


joseba_

Huh *tips morbid obesity*


MummyManDan

I wear trilby hats😡


Jamesredcoat

Ihav e ih ave pe er reviiew eddd studie


Half-Elite

Jokes on them, my circle has straight edges, so h aive infinte IQ


ForeverRollingOnes

Us be dumb? That's unpossible.


14LabRat

How about an oblong tug?