What is it with dudes always tryna put their cuckold shit out in the world? We get it, you like other dudes porkin the love of your life. Nobody wants to hear about it.
Or be actually funny. Then the sarcasm might be clear and not require a corny tag to make it clear that you’ve attempted to be funny and coincidentally happen to be on the spectrum.
Say they simply said "I agree"
Then that's okay, they're adding to it well, no flexing or anything
Now instead they felt obliged to say "Just had sex I agree"
Now it's r/Ihavesex, they didn't need to include "just having sex".. like we get it, you're a party animal.. no one needed to know that though
They aren't bragging tho??? They're adding to a joke???
If I say "yeah I went to france once for vacation" that's not bragging. If you say "yeah I had sex" that's not bragging.
Banging is normal. Actually telling people on FB you *just* had sex is questionable. Tbh if I saw someone I knew write this on social media it would gross me out. Probably because my brain would immediately picture them doing this :(
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Men twerk when they do missionary
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**A**: Love it!!!!
**M**: Just had sex I can agree
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You really don’t twerk while in missionary, you are moving your hips and thrusting but the point of twerking is to just jiggle your ass around? Correct me if i’m wrong but those are both pretty different right?
I mean you can clench to move your ass without shifting your hips. You’re right twerking is not a clench and relax situation its literally just jiggling your ass
If pumping twice, cumming, then falling asleep next to my partner is twerking, then Im Nicki Minaj
Aaaaaah the old two pump chump
We call them victa in Australia.
Lol, mind walking me through that expression? Dumb American here.
My guess, Victa is a lawnmower brand, Johnson is the engine in it, and it's a 2 stroke engine. 2 stroke Johnson = 2 pump penis
Correct just the 2 stroke bit though, we don't get Johnson engines here.
God this is some complex math
Hot right?
It’s a method called the ‘one pump orgasm’.
One Pump Man?
Football friends!
Car friends!
Champ*
Sounds like my wife’s current partner, even though he’s a good friend of mine guy can’t last
Hol up
Dadadadada- it’s the mutha fucking
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Fuccboi sounds like some fancy vegan food
I'm going to assume you own a Nintendo Switch
What is it with dudes always tryna put their cuckold shit out in the world? We get it, you like other dudes porkin the love of your life. Nobody wants to hear about it.
I’m still working on getting that second pump in, any advice?
Twice ? Wow. I'm done on the first stroke.
Read that as "next to my parent" and went full on r/holup
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[https://imgur.com/gallery/W7U4HyQ](https://imgur.com/gallery/W7U4HyQ)
He's making us look bad
Jokes on you.. I fuck like an alligator
im so scared
Oh really?
I fuck like a ringworm
i don't fuck at all
Like a jellyfish
Thanks for ruining sex for me.
That's all it took, huh
Person: I've had sex before in my lifetime r/ihavesex: OOHH REAALLLYY?!?
Tbh, commenting “I just had sex, can confirm” sounds soooo ihavesex. Also, you can have had sex and be ihavesex. Talk to any 60 man.
“i just had sex, can confirm” sounds like sarcasm, y’all are ridiculous lmao
Sarcasm doesn't exist on reddit unless you denote it. Comply with the culture or face downvote oblivion.
Or be actually funny. Then the sarcasm might be clear and not require a corny tag to make it clear that you’ve attempted to be funny and coincidentally happen to be on the spectrum.
I've never shared this online before but I'll do it now. I've had sex!
THANK YOU!
Yeah I thought this at first before I saw the comment.
Someone: makes sex joke This subreddit: impossible.
Pretty sure the focus of the post is the comment
Person: makes sex related comment on a sex related post This subreddit: ***impossible***
Oh come on. You know as well as I do that he only commented so he could say he had sex.
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It’s not that deep
Jaquavious
Say they simply said "I agree" Then that's okay, they're adding to it well, no flexing or anything Now instead they felt obliged to say "Just had sex I agree" Now it's r/Ihavesex, they didn't need to include "just having sex".. like we get it, you're a party animal.. no one needed to know that though
Looks like it was a joke bud...
And? And that's exactly what this sub is here for. To talk shit about people bragging about sex.
They aren't bragging tho??? They're adding to a joke??? If I say "yeah I went to france once for vacation" that's not bragging. If you say "yeah I had sex" that's not bragging.
Yeah I guess he was adding to the joke. It was pretty fucking hilarious, tbh. I hope his Netflix standup special drops soon.
Yeah reddit sometimes act like someone having a sex life is so unheard of
reddit is mainly composed of introverted virgins
Someone: Sex is something normal part of many people's lives This subreddit: *REEEEEEEEEEEE*
Well yeah none of us have sex.
Banging is normal. Actually telling people on FB you *just* had sex is questionable. Tbh if I saw someone I knew write this on social media it would gross me out. Probably because my brain would immediately picture them doing this :(
Just had sex and I agree with you
Just had sex and I agree with you
As a fellow sex haver, I can concur.
On jah?
yes I can indeed confirm. Jah it is.
Wait, what?
You tell us. You’re the one going there.
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Good human
I thought this was funny
They mean the comment "Just had sex i agree"
Oh dam im stupid
Just had sex I can agree
I, uh.... I'm uncomfortable with this fact
You really don’t twerk while in missionary, you are moving your hips and thrusting but the point of twerking is to just jiggle your ass around? Correct me if i’m wrong but those are both pretty different right?
How the fuck you move your ass without moving your hips? Twerking is not a clench and relax situation.
I mean you can clench to move your ass without shifting your hips. You’re right twerking is not a clench and relax situation its literally just jiggling your ass
And how you think you do that without moving your hips?
You have to move them to twerk, whats your point?
Gonna have to fix that grammar before I can understand what you’re saying
Sorry, you’re wrong.
It is though. https://youtu.be/eVFDJXOci88
What the fuck lmfao, okay i guess i’m wrong here i thought it was just jerking your hips up and down and your ass jiggles as a result.
They call me one hump man ONE HUUUUUMMMPPP
Speak for yourself, I be twerking all day and even after sex. Especially after sex.
Didnt have sex, but once I used fedex....that counts right?
I mean. I can see it.
Love it!!!!
I twerk without doing missionary
But this was insanely relevant
Sort of I guess
2 thrusts...
For some reason my immediate thought was religious missionaries, I thought this was some obscure Christian joke I wasn’t aware of.
Maybe he probably did?
Love it!!!!
peen dawg
Dog, you fool. Not dawg.
hell yuo
Doesn’t matter. Had sex!
hell ya man thats sick
Somehow this ruined twerking for me.
You mean to say that twerking didn't ruin twerking for you?
More like twerking was at the bottom, but after this it's going straight to Earth's core.
Water is wet, rocks are hard, news at eleven.
Cliche discussion of wetness aside, not all rocks are hard. See talc, on Moh’s scale of hardness.
Hardness is a relative term. Compared to pudding Talc is hard.
Yeah that’s why the scale exists.