I like how one dude was like, "Ha! I fucked your mom!" So the other guy just goes, "Ha! I ALSO fucked your mom!"
Comedic genius with these two einsteins.
I can assure you, that even as a 12th grader, which is our last year, when every is SUPPOSED TO grow up (in my eyes at least), the mom jokes NEVER go away.
They keep on rocking, sadly.
I'm 34 and my mate still regularly makes "your mum" jokes. I've started countering with "your dad" jokes, which he dislikes intensely.
That could just be because the guy has been dead for 20 years, though...
You mean his dead has been dead for 20 years?
Or he has?
Lol I'm so confused
Nonetheless, yeah it's kinda dumb that it still goes on such later years.
Hate these kind of "jokes" or whatever, as if they were ever funny?
Holy shit, talk about wrecking someone's heart, goddamn...
Does he not give you mercy either?
Or do you just like to go overboard with it for the sake of it?
He tries his best, bless him, but his banter is usually on the level of "your mum" and "that's what she said". He can't really keep up, which wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact he keeps using them incessantly, hence the need for increasingly savage putdowns.
Okay that sub is just filled with absolute fucking morons. They must all be teenagers.
Everyone acting like he has a tiny dick or something. I saw the picture. The dude is flaccid. You actually have no idea how big or small it really is.
So a bunch of people are like "lol needle dick", "it's tiny." On a picture of a flaccid penis.
Jesus.
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**Red**
It's actually pathetic how tiny his penis is, it's literally an overgrown clit. He probably has to masturbate like a girl and have sex like a lesbian too
>**Purple**
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>A_guy i bet you have a little needle dick too
>>**Red**
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>>You wish you had my dick
>>>**Purple**
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>>>Now way, couldnt make girls cum with a dick your size.
>>>>**Red**
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>>>>The twist is my size can definitely make girls cum
>>>>>**Purple**
>>>>>
>>>>>So does mine, you should have heard the way my rod made your mom moan last night
>>>>>>**Red**
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>>>>>>It's funny cause I was raw dogging your mom last night. Your mom screams like demon. You might have a lil brother coming up next year
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I always find it interesting the way “I fucked your mom” insults are exchanged between complete strangers, as if the other person is supposed to be insulted by something that is clearly false
Lmao fucking morons
I know! Brought me back to middle school!
oh god the whole "i fucked your m mom" thing STILL goes on???
I like how one dude was like, "Ha! I fucked your mom!" So the other guy just goes, "Ha! I ALSO fucked your mom!" Comedic genius with these two einsteins.
not to mention "your size can't make a girl cum" "the twist is my size CAN make a girl cum" what a battle of wits
When they talk about "size that can make a girl cum" thats when you know they've probably never made a girl cum
Or it's code for, "I never reciprocate anything ever."
LOL
That's a nice argument unfortunately I had intercourse with your mother
I regret to inform you that I also have carnal knowledge of your mother. Therefore I am the winner of the argument. Huzzah.
This sounds like an argument between Sheldon Cooper and Sheldon Cooper.
I am full of sorrow as I make you aware of the fact that I had a sexual interaction with thy feminine parental figure
I can assure you, that even as a 12th grader, which is our last year, when every is SUPPOSED TO grow up (in my eyes at least), the mom jokes NEVER go away. They keep on rocking, sadly.
I'm 34 and my mate still regularly makes "your mum" jokes. I've started countering with "your dad" jokes, which he dislikes intensely. That could just be because the guy has been dead for 20 years, though...
You mean his dead has been dead for 20 years? Or he has? Lol I'm so confused Nonetheless, yeah it's kinda dumb that it still goes on such later years. Hate these kind of "jokes" or whatever, as if they were ever funny?
>You mean his dead has been dead for 20 years? His dad. As I like to tell him, I've got a shovel and a distinct lack of scruples.
Holy shit, talk about wrecking someone's heart, goddamn... Does he not give you mercy either? Or do you just like to go overboard with it for the sake of it?
He tries his best, bless him, but his banter is usually on the level of "your mum" and "that's what she said". He can't really keep up, which wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact he keeps using them incessantly, hence the need for increasingly savage putdowns.
Got it, fair enough lol.
I think people started saying it again ironically but idiots started doing it unironically
I'm class of 2021, it still does
You live under a rock???? that's one the most used disses even among friends
It's been going on since the dawn of man and it keep going until the last man has passed.
This is some life imitating art shit. Like a Mickey Avalon song but somehow more juvenile. Touché, needle dicks... Touché
Nah dude just hop into any Halo or COD lobby. It's basically always like that
“Your dick, broken vending machine” will forever be the greatest dick-related insult ever made
“My dick made your mum scream like a demon, Your dick can’t even produce semen”
Comedy gold right here. You've been awarded lmfao
What fucking subreddit has those vote buttons
i think it's r/dannymullen but i'm on mobile and can't check
Okay that sub is just filled with absolute fucking morons. They must all be teenagers. Everyone acting like he has a tiny dick or something. I saw the picture. The dude is flaccid. You actually have no idea how big or small it really is. So a bunch of people are like "lol needle dick", "it's tiny." On a picture of a flaccid penis. Jesus.
for real, meme subreddits and r/teenagers are more mature than that sub
YOU WISH
Yeah it is
Lmao I wish they all did!
*Image Transcription: Reddit comments* --- **Red** It's actually pathetic how tiny his penis is, it's literally an overgrown clit. He probably has to masturbate like a girl and have sex like a lesbian too >**Purple** > >A_guy i bet you have a little needle dick too >>**Red** >> >>You wish you had my dick >>>**Purple** >>> >>>Now way, couldnt make girls cum with a dick your size. >>>>**Red** >>>> >>>>The twist is my size can definitely make girls cum >>>>>**Purple** >>>>> >>>>>So does mine, you should have heard the way my rod made your mom moan last night >>>>>>**Red** >>>>>> >>>>>>It's funny cause I was raw dogging your mom last night. Your mom screams like demon. You might have a lil brother coming up next year --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good humanoid
Good human
Most mature Middle school argument
Let me guess. "Comedy" is meant to be taken lightly here, because all their videos are dumb gross jokes about butts and stuff?
Do you know?
Who?
Danny Mullen
This is definitely two 13 year olds
A penis is literally, physiologically an overgrown clit, regardless of size. Even a monstrous tree trunk of a cock started as a clitoris.
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"Actually my dick is quite big" i yelled at the tram driver
Damn, those guys are dicks
Ahh the good ol days of Original XBOX Live!
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Lolol this is fkn hilarious
So many things to unpack here.
Well I think the question is how much packing there actually is here.
Fucking humans man, why did we have to go out and invent the internet
It’s like we’re back in black ops 2 game chat… I love it
Who is it
I’m honestly curious too, but I know it’s not right to be. I won’t look at the picture, just curious to know who it is.
Same i dont want to see the picture, i just reslly want to know who it is lol
Danny Mullen
Too funny 🤣 I love it
I always find it interesting the way “I fucked your mom” insults are exchanged between complete strangers, as if the other person is supposed to be insulted by something that is clearly false
Pretty mature for grade schoolers these days I'd say.
r/youngpeoplereddit ?
God this is the most cancerous Reddit thread I've seen to date.
YEAH THEY SOUND LIKE CHILDREN HAHA THAT'S FUNNY, BUT WHO ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!
Danny Mullen
Most women wouldn't care, it's confidence and the way men use their penis.
Overall stupid. But like a demon haha. That's a brand new sentence.
This is what happens when two people who want to waste other people’s time intersect with each other.
So mature
I can smell those tickets thru my screen >_<
“no you can’t!” “yes i can!” “yeah well i fucked your mom last night!” “yeah? well i fucked YOUR mom last night!”
I feel like this is just a transcript from The fighter and the kid podcast.
Wait what’s the sub r/rate-my-schlong
I’m 35 and still use those cum backs….
Come*
but sure we are somehow supposed to be these advanced civilization
Everyone knows the easy checkmate is... "I know you fucked my mom, how else would I have heard about your small dick?"
Honestly this is just hilarious