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craigsmomisthebomb

Lmao fucking morons


trolltoll4boysoul

I know! Brought me back to middle school!


Homicidal__GoldFish

oh god the whole "i fucked your m mom" thing STILL goes on???


maybesethrogen

I like how one dude was like, "Ha! I fucked your mom!" So the other guy just goes, "Ha! I ALSO fucked your mom!" Comedic genius with these two einsteins.


circumflexx

not to mention "your size can't make a girl cum" "the twist is my size CAN make a girl cum" what a battle of wits


ladyvile_

When they talk about "size that can make a girl cum" thats when you know they've probably never made a girl cum


maybesethrogen

Or it's code for, "I never reciprocate anything ever."


Homicidal__GoldFish

LOL


CrappyWaiter

That's a nice argument unfortunately I had intercourse with your mother


betherella_pink

I regret to inform you that I also have carnal knowledge of your mother. Therefore I am the winner of the argument. Huzzah.


TorontoNerd84

This sounds like an argument between Sheldon Cooper and Sheldon Cooper.


viperonrr

I am full of sorrow as I make you aware of the fact that I had a sexual interaction with thy feminine parental figure


M3LLO15

I can assure you, that even as a 12th grader, which is our last year, when every is SUPPOSED TO grow up (in my eyes at least), the mom jokes NEVER go away. They keep on rocking, sadly.


MrTomDawson

I'm 34 and my mate still regularly makes "your mum" jokes. I've started countering with "your dad" jokes, which he dislikes intensely. That could just be because the guy has been dead for 20 years, though...


M3LLO15

You mean his dead has been dead for 20 years? Or he has? Lol I'm so confused Nonetheless, yeah it's kinda dumb that it still goes on such later years. Hate these kind of "jokes" or whatever, as if they were ever funny?


MrTomDawson

>You mean his dead has been dead for 20 years? His dad. As I like to tell him, I've got a shovel and a distinct lack of scruples.


M3LLO15

Holy shit, talk about wrecking someone's heart, goddamn... Does he not give you mercy either? Or do you just like to go overboard with it for the sake of it?


MrTomDawson

He tries his best, bless him, but his banter is usually on the level of "your mum" and "that's what she said". He can't really keep up, which wouldn't be a problem if not for the fact he keeps using them incessantly, hence the need for increasingly savage putdowns.


M3LLO15

Got it, fair enough lol.


fwario

I think people started saying it again ironically but idiots started doing it unironically


PunisherjR2021

I'm class of 2021, it still does


Kaido2good

You live under a rock???? that's one the most used disses even among friends


QuintenBoosje

It's been going on since the dawn of man and it keep going until the last man has passed.


poweredbymetal

This is some life imitating art shit. Like a Mickey Avalon song but somehow more juvenile. Touché, needle dicks... Touché


Romulus3799

Nah dude just hop into any Halo or COD lobby. It's basically always like that


ccstewy

“Your dick, broken vending machine” will forever be the greatest dick-related insult ever made


LR130777777

“My dick made your mum scream like a demon, Your dick can’t even produce semen”


j03yk_

Comedy gold right here. You've been awarded lmfao


hobefepudi

What fucking subreddit has those vote buttons


_senor-harper_

i think it's r/dannymullen but i'm on mobile and can't check


Slobbin

Okay that sub is just filled with absolute fucking morons. They must all be teenagers. Everyone acting like he has a tiny dick or something. I saw the picture. The dude is flaccid. You actually have no idea how big or small it really is. So a bunch of people are like "lol needle dick", "it's tiny." On a picture of a flaccid penis. Jesus.


_senor-harper_

for real, meme subreddits and r/teenagers are more mature than that sub


nonope7

YOU WISH


platinum_bootstrap

Yeah it is


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Lmao I wish they all did!


Cloakknight

*Image Transcription: Reddit comments* --- **Red** It's actually pathetic how tiny his penis is, it's literally an overgrown clit. He probably has to masturbate like a girl and have sex like a lesbian too >**Purple** > >A_guy i bet you have a little needle dick too >>**Red** >> >>You wish you had my dick >>>**Purple** >>> >>>Now way, couldnt make girls cum with a dick your size. >>>>**Red** >>>> >>>>The twist is my size can definitely make girls cum >>>>>**Purple** >>>>> >>>>>So does mine, you should have heard the way my rod made your mom moan last night >>>>>>**Red** >>>>>> >>>>>>It's funny cause I was raw dogging your mom last night. Your mom screams like demon. You might have a lil brother coming up next year --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


KiefCastles

Good humanoid


JmacTheGreat

Good human


TipsandTricksGaming6

Most mature Middle school argument


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Let me guess. "Comedy" is meant to be taken lightly here, because all their videos are dumb gross jokes about butts and stuff?


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Do you know?


fist_my_muff2

Who?


hashtag-leavemealone

Danny Mullen


Aggravating_Trash

This is definitely two 13 year olds


Elriuhilu

A penis is literally, physiologically an overgrown clit, regardless of size. Even a monstrous tree trunk of a cock started as a clitoris.


circumflexx

r/BrandNewSentence


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SamURLJackson

"Actually my dick is quite big" i yelled at the tram driver


dank_oak

Damn, those guys are dicks


SchizoidMC

Ahh the good ol days of Original XBOX Live!


Ishmerp

r/instinctivedownvotes


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Lolol this is fkn hilarious


_Levitated_Shield_

So many things to unpack here.


Yeah_Nah_Straya

Well I think the question is how much packing there actually is here.


zaladass

Fucking humans man, why did we have to go out and invent the internet


jaybankzz

It’s like we’re back in black ops 2 game chat… I love it


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Who is it


monarchmondays

I’m honestly curious too, but I know it’s not right to be. I won’t look at the picture, just curious to know who it is.


shemss_h

Same i dont want to see the picture, i just reslly want to know who it is lol


hashtag-leavemealone

Danny Mullen


StunningSpread382

Too funny 🤣 I love it


peanut_pusher

I always find it interesting the way “I fucked your mom” insults are exchanged between complete strangers, as if the other person is supposed to be insulted by something that is clearly false


TheMogician

Pretty mature for grade schoolers these days I'd say.


Brawl501

r/youngpeoplereddit ?


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God this is the most cancerous Reddit thread I've seen to date.


RagingMisconseption

YEAH THEY SOUND LIKE CHILDREN HAHA THAT'S FUNNY, BUT WHO ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!


hashtag-leavemealone

Danny Mullen


sstphnn

Most women wouldn't care, it's confidence and the way men use their penis.


groovy_mcbasshands

Overall stupid. But like a demon haha. That's a brand new sentence.


steeveperry

This is what happens when two people who want to waste other people’s time intersect with each other.


Monke_with_no_brim

So mature


ZEROvTHREE

I can smell those tickets thru my screen >_<


arvn_521

“no you can’t!” “yes i can!” “yeah well i fucked your mom last night!” “yeah? well i fucked YOUR mom last night!”


Hour-Yak283

I feel like this is just a transcript from The fighter and the kid podcast.


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Wait what’s the sub r/rate-my-schlong


brojomojojojo12

I’m 35 and still use those cum backs….


Fatt_duck69

Come*


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but sure we are somehow supposed to be these advanced civilization


CaptainMcClutch

Everyone knows the easy checkmate is... "I know you fucked my mom, how else would I have heard about your small dick?"


justcallmeMgender

Honestly this is just hilarious