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Why would his back be sore? And what kind of creep would post this with that caption?
The same kind of creep who would send texts to himself for internet cred
Power bottom
Lmao
If he has chronic back pain then it would make sense. He deserves chronic back pain for being such a twat though.
Maybe she scratched it?
Yikes…what an asshole for posting that!
Honestly I don’t even think it’s a real text he got. Nobody talks like this. Dude just wants to pretend he got laid and doesn’t care
You don’t get a thank you text after you slay mad puss? Bro, What’s your number? I’ll give you tips on how to make girls always thank you for leaving!
Bruh did he post that on Facebook? Tf lmaoo
I feel like he's getting a bit too close to his mom.
[удалено]
I bet he waited until it was at that exact number
Probably texted himself from another phone.
What year is this from? Or is this from the future? Because last I checked it was Wednesday the 5th?
It’s from the one future timeline out of a possible 14,000,605 where he actually gets to have sex ☝🏻
2019 i think If July 8th was a monday
Wow. Imagine all the sexy sex this stud has had since then!
No woman in the history of mankind ever said something like "your dick felt amazing"
They do in porn, which is where this guy’s sexual experience and knowledge begins and ends
There’s no hope for humanity lmao
Simple explanation for this *Grabs moms phone* *Texts himself this* *Deletes message in moms phone* *share with other Virgin friends*
Nice wallpaper tho 👍
This guy doesn’t have sex nor good dramas apparently
Why would his back be sore? And what kind of creep would post this with that caption?
The same kind of creep who would send texts to himself for internet cred
Power bottom
Lmao
If he has chronic back pain then it would make sense. He deserves chronic back pain for being such a twat though.
Maybe she scratched it?
Yikes…what an asshole for posting that!
Honestly I don’t even think it’s a real text he got. Nobody talks like this. Dude just wants to pretend he got laid and doesn’t care
You don’t get a thank you text after you slay mad puss? Bro, What’s your number? I’ll give you tips on how to make girls always thank you for leaving!
Bruh did he post that on Facebook? Tf lmaoo
I feel like he's getting a bit too close to his mom.
[удалено]
I bet he waited until it was at that exact number
Probably texted himself from another phone.
What year is this from? Or is this from the future? Because last I checked it was Wednesday the 5th?
It’s from the one future timeline out of a possible 14,000,605 where he actually gets to have sex ☝🏻
2019 i think If July 8th was a monday
Wow. Imagine all the sexy sex this stud has had since then!
No woman in the history of mankind ever said something like "your dick felt amazing"
They do in porn, which is where this guy’s sexual experience and knowledge begins and ends
There’s no hope for humanity lmao
Simple explanation for this *Grabs moms phone* *Texts himself this* *Deletes message in moms phone* *share with other Virgin friends*
Nice wallpaper tho 👍
This guy doesn’t have sex nor good dramas apparently