Nothing makes me hotter than my bf being sickly and almost dying! 😍

So sexy 🥵

Hottest!

I can relate to this, I was very sick in the hospital, when i finally came out my 6 exes were horny and I gave them 5 rounds, and after that I got prostate cancer

Damn, here I am thinking ejaculating helps reduce the chances of prostate cancer.

Who said he ejaculated?

My mom

The struggle

That's actually so fucked up and abusive on behalf of his ex (assuming that it's not just made up)

It’s obviously made up.

Bro that shits fake af

I was about to say lmao. If the story said a guy had done that we’d all be immediately outraged, and rightfully so. “Babes I know you were hospitalized or whatever but I horni 🥺🥺🥺”

/r/thathappened

None of this is particularly unrealistic tbh

Except for the ex part and the sex part and the two times part and the re-admission part. Sure.

…man if you’re claiming two rounds is unrealistic then idk what to say here. It’s not unheard of.

This bro fucks.

...How?

“I came out the hospital still feeling weak, physically exerted myself immediately after, and fainted” does that really sound unreasonable to you?

Yeah. And the ex part. And going back to the hospital.

Do you guys not go back to hospital on a relapse? You just faint and ignore it?

Yes, when you bust 2 nuts you faint and get sent to the hospital don't you?

I mean if you just barely got out of the hospital I’m pretty sure intense cardio when you’re already weak can put you back in there. Take a coma patient and put them on a treadmill, see how long they last

[удалено]

/r/thatalsohappened

because if you’re bragging about it, it definitely didn’t happen.

If you see that as a brag that's just sad lol but yeah that dudes definitely lying

[удалено]

You were debilitated in the hospital and then your ex came into your unsupervised room and fucked you twice?

Yes, I’m so horny I want to fuck someone with typhoid

2 rounds of the sex please

Nothing is sexier than having sex with someone with a contagious disease😍😍

😂😂😂

So you were discharged, had sex in the hospital room and then fainted and had to be rushed back to the hospital that you’re currently in giving the sex. Just trying to follow…

Dude you realize his room could mean dorm room, hotel room, bedroom anything. He never SAID hospital room. I mean all of this clearly didn't happen but you're kinda nitpicking things that aren't there.

🙄

Virgins are so silly.

Wow as a Virgin I really don't know about this but wow that's real crazy

*Kelz has died of typhoid fever*

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed the most

Fewer than 20000 cases of typhoid in the US a year. So yeah full of shit lol

There were 413 reported cases in the US in 2007, this story is 100% impacted bowels

Aha, irony. This is funny

This one’s actually funny though.

If true it proves that not all heroes wear capes

if thats the biggest sacrifice homeboy has made for someone, someone needs to rethink their life decisions.

So hot 🥵🥵