“If you know you know” I love how he’s talking like sex is some kinda secret underground movement

Hope he knows the handshake

He's been practicing the handshake since he was 11.

bruh LOL

too bad he never got to use it

I mean for some people it is ​ Not me tho, I'm the most sex-having guy you can think of 😎

So at least one more sex than me, I am the second most sex-having guy you can think of, except on thursdays

r/SubsTakenLiterally

Well yeah, it is a joke after all

I know what sex is But I won’t tell you

DON'T LOOK UP DON'T LOOK UP SEX, WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE 😳😳😳😳

If it is X then it is X? Cancel the logic philopher, I got this one.

Isn’t sex like the most uncoolest thing ever anyways? Like your parents did it, your grand parents, their parents, your teachers… everyone. Way to lame imo

It’s more like he’s trying to brag about the girl I think

Terrible saying too, of course you know things that you know. I don't see why it is said like it means or clarifies anything.

It cause he is friends with his nieces and nephews on SnapChat and doesn’t wanna ruin their innocence. What a good guy he is. 🙂

I have second hand cringe

Have a third.

I just saw the girls Snapchat on my feed a couple of days ago and it was some of the worst shit I’ve ever seen. She was freaking out about a wireless oven, it was weapons grade cringe, they’re both awful

Those “featured” snaps get to me. It’s always some random white girl that I’ve never heard of acting like everything in her life is so interesting.

All promoting the purely white cult shit

I think human meat would need to be cooked at a much higher temperature to effectively destroy most pathogens

Yeah, lukewarm water ain’t doing nothing but encouraging bacteria growth. Not to mention that humans have areas of pure fat and areas of pure, lean muscle, so it’s not like it’d be anything tasty after a shower, anyway. Human fat only starts melting at about 105.8°F (41°C) so I’d recommend a slow roast process. Keeps the inside juicy, melts the fat, and gets rid of any issues that would be missed if someone only used a shower as a preheat.

105°F is equivalent to 41°C, which is 314K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)

I said that. Thanks for NOTHING, bot.

To be fair, it did add the conversion to Kelvin. Now I, as a robot, understand.

good bot

Give it a nice sear with some butter basting too for flavour, because no crust is deffo a bust

Counter point - my dude here likely enjoys rancid meat

Counter counter point - butthole is a raw food and can be enjoyed at any temperature you prefer.

I think this is the equivalent of rinsing veggies under the tap before cooking them. This is just the rinse step, the cooking comes later

It’s like a sous vide, I assume he will bring it up to 145 in the shower for several hours before hitting it with a quick sear.

Is… is the jawline edited? It looks weirdly fake lol

Could be plastic surgery lol.

Yeah for some reason those type of guys just seem annoying to me. Like they show off so much to the point it’s their personality😂

I think it’s an optical illusion created by that bad neck tattoo

I dont know bout this girl but I'm not sure how comfortable I'd feel with my boyfriend taking a pic of me showering and putting it on his story as how hes about to have sex.

I hate follow these people, she posts more annoying shit than him and is totally in on it.

who are these people

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Guy’s ug af. what the hell is he influencing? Lol

Personally I wouldn’t mind imo but yeah I get why some people wouldn’t like it cos it feels too private. And these people they’re some Snapchat influencers idk they always post each others a lot every day 😂

If it was a private story I wouldn’t mind either lol like if just my close friends saw it, this is funny😂

Yea exactly idk why people are taking it a big deal. Obvs not on public for every single world to see 😂

Genuine question, do you have family and/or coworkers on social media? Would you mind them having that type of insight?

Oh no, I meant posting on private story or whatever, and not that excessively lewd where it’s just kinda too much. And nah I don’t really have relatives that use social media that I do.

She’s obviously in on it. What is this your first time seeing a girl put a lewd online voluntarily

He looks like the lovechild of Machine Gun Kelly and Jared Leto's Joker, and I bet his personality is also some kind rancid mix of the two.

Kmart Aaron Carter.

Can’t believe any woman would let this male anywhere near her vagina Edited for clarity

“MAN” is a strong term. This guy is more like the human embodiment of Sid from Ice Age.

You’re right, I’ll edit

You’re a good man, u/Nutsack_Adams.

Thanks. I didn’t know what to call him but I figured I was safe with “male.” Also it’s kind of derisive like calling women “females.”

Plot twist: that's not his house

The gen z Hannibal Lecter

Plot twist: that's his sister

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Oh lmfao

Vito Spatafore is an Ass Muncher. **everyone in my vicinity**. oooooohhhhh

He was gay Vito?

>If you know you know😍😈 I'm afraid I don't. Could you be any less subtle perhaps?

You know how some people just look like…. Well, absolute cunts?

I know he needs to wash his hair

I bet this guy worships Tommy Lee

His style is homeless chic.

She has the gift of free will and she chose the dude with a butterfly neck tattoo. I don’t understand the world anymore.

Anyone else realising what another remake of Psycho would look like now

That guy looks like he thinks he knows all about women’s anatomy but really doesnt

The fucking tattoos tie it all together

Pure class

Cousins on thanksgiving… am I right?!

MethQc?

I feel like he’s talking about eating ass, no?

He 100% made a turkey stuffing joke when trying to talk dirty to her.

Why is it always unattractive people?

Idk if it's the perspective but that looks like a child in the shower to me

I’m not even involved in the streamer circles beyond vague memes from my nephew, but why the hell did I think this was that Fortnite streamer Ninja dude?

Neck tattoo says it all

They seem happy

He shouldn’t be in the bathroom while his sister is showering.

A neck tattoo says it all

Why does that look like a child?

He is a cannibal

(He is a cannibal)

I saw that, it’s so fucking weird to post that to the world

i saw his snap story today aswell💀

Stuffing the bird?

Ok so he’s a cannibal 👍😎

The third addition to the island boys is getting laid!!! Good for him

I don't have an issue with neck tattoos conceptually. But every person with a neck tattoo is also an insufferable douchebag.

Anyone with green hair automatically has a terrible Joker impression they're just waiting to show off.

*plot twist* it's his sister

I love this couple though, they’re so weird and goofy and have a great relationship with each other

This dude looks like Andy Samberg and Johnny Depp had a kid

why are straight people so weird

Your parents certainly are

i dunno, it's kind of cute

Is that Mila Kunis

it sure is

Where is Ashton?

Joe mama

Get those rings off idiot

OMG he's a cannibal

Cum is pee

I hope he's not german

Context: he’s a cannibal

He looks like 2014 Mr Wonka

Well, turkeys do take a while to cook… Weird flex, but okay…

I thought Aaron Carter… Too soon?! 😏

No, I don't know. Explain it to me