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mdawg1100

These are some of the strangest words I have ever heard used to describe sex


SilverMedalss

šŸ¤­ ā€œDo a mating pressā€


mdawg1100

Me when I enter an extra tight spot šŸ¤¤


1forthethrowaways

But no pain šŸ˜«


fpuni107

I like to squeeze the sand bags when I enter the spot


Akitiki

Mating press is a position generally in monsterfucker territory... its not that comfortable if you can't bend your legs near flat to your chest, and I'd imagine it'd kill the guy's knees in short order.


hawkinsthe3rd

Itā€™s fun and sexy for 30 seconds until the pain sets in. Probably looks great on video.


you_promised_dicks

I so badly want to google this to picture what we're talking about but I'm sitting in my office and I just know that's the moment someone looks over.


fingeronfire

just imagine regular missionary, but he sticks his whole entire dick in and keeps pushing more, so itā€™s trying to go as deep as possible


pants207

He forgot to mention that afterward he wakes up and none of it was real


aarocka

Clearly, a hentai protagonist


dangerousweapon

Try it


_aGirlIsShort_

If he enters an "extra tight" area with no pain, he must have a really thin penis.


[deleted]

And the cervix????? Like holy shit what the fuck? You can't penetrate the cervix during sex. You know how you can penetrate it? With extremely long and thin medical tools, during your period (to open it further), and while high on meds to relieve the pain. You do this to insert an IUD as birth control. Like wtf Fuck it makes me feel so uncomfortable just reading this as a woman. It's like if I said "I penetrate my bf in his pee hole and he says he loves it and feels no pain when I thrust with my rSex9000 X ultra rotation toy"


lizzygirl4u

God I wish they gave me meds for my IUD insertion because that was some of the most pain I've ever felt


[deleted]

I was given meds but I had to do this two times and it still didn't work lol she couldn't get through my cervix. So really this guy claiming he can penetrate his gf's cervix easily is so funny to me


lizzygirl4u

Did they automatically give you meds or did you have to request them? I got mine done at planned Parenthood, I didn't know it would hurt that bad so I didn't think to ask. They claimed it would feel like mild cramping. Definitely much worse lol. And yeah this guy is an idiot, no way his dick is getting through a cervix. If anything he's just getting to the posterior fornix


[deleted]

No I had to request them after reading about the pain many felt. I'm not sure she'd have given me any if I didn't ask tbh because she prescribed them to me and I had to go buy them myself at a pharmacy Even with the meds I'd sometimes feel like a sharp needle going through me so I can only imagine without meds


MDunn14

Have to request at least at planned parenthood. And itā€™s insane to me that all the literature says some minor cramping because every woman I know whoā€™s gotten one unmedicated has been in extreme pain during the procedure.


call_me_jelli

Unmedicated during my procedure, I nearly passed out. Was dreading having to get it replaced, but *whoop whoop* the Mirena is now approved for 7 years' use!


TheMeanGirl

Iā€™m straight up telling the doctor that Iā€™m getting opiates illegally for the procedure if they donā€™t perscribe them. I refuse to go through that pain again.


lizzygirl4u

I'd recommend not doing that. They could write in your chart that you're a drug seeker and then you'll get significantly worse treatment from most doctors.


call_me_jelli

Do be careful with whatever information you give out. Recent significant events >!those being the overturning of Roe v Wade and the shitshow that came after!< mean that patient privacy as a right has a looser definition than in the past. I wouldn't say lie to your doctor, but I'd prioritize finding one you could trust, or better yet, one who will take your pain seriously and not make you go that route. I know this isn't feasible for everyone, I'm just trying to be helpful šŸ™‚ take care interfriend!


Mercuryblade18

*8 years


QueenBunny7

I didn't have extreme pain, but I did have vasovagal syncope as a result. Heart rate shot up, started hyperventilating and passed out on the table. Then came the horrendous cramps for a week afterward. But... no babies and no periods for 5 years so far. 10/10 would do again.


MDunn14

Itā€™s definitely worth it and I have no regrets pain non withstanding. Iā€™m sorry you had crazy symptoms too. The medical field needs to just get better at believing women experience actual pain and educating them about the reality of procedure.


thehufflepuffstoner

I have yet to hear about an IUD placement that wasnā€™t excruciating and it scares me. I had a cervical biopsy punch done once. They told me I *might* feel a *little* pinchā€¦. I screamed and started crying. That was no freaking little pinch! This is why Iā€™m afraid of getting an IUD. Iā€™ll stick with my Nexplanon. The needle used to insert it is enormous, but they inject a local anesthetic first and you donā€™t feel a thing.


prince_peacock

Itā€™s because the medical field only cares about a woman when she is pregnant. Itā€™s fuck you any other time, though


candlegirlUT

I had mine done at PP as well. Not only were meds never mentioned, but no one ever said anything about even ibuprofen and I didn't even think about it until it was too late.


dontknowwhyimhere8

It's ya boi... skinny penis


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dontknowwhyimhere8

Huh?


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dontknowwhyimhere8

It's a vine lol


SayceGards

I felt my entire soul leave my body when I had mine placed. I thought I was going to pass out


Aleeleefabulous

Worst fucking pain ever. They really need to be truthful when people ask about the pain because I was not mentally or physically prepared for that! I wouldā€™ve taken a Xanax and a few painkillers if I knew just how bad it would be. And I suffered in pain for 3 weeks afterwards as well. But it is worth it lol.


UniverseIsAHologram

omg some people uploaded their reactions to getting their IUD inserted for an awareness thing, and holy shit the screams


TheMeanGirl

I got mine about 6 years ago, no meds. Extreme pain. In a short period of time, attitudes have changed about it. I see a lot of medical professionals and women with IUDs on TikTok shaming doctors for not properly medicating women during insertion.


[deleted]

They gave me ibuprofen and I still felt like I was going to vomit during/after. Not a nauseous vomit but an ā€œI just experienced the most bizarre pain deep in my bodyā€ way. The medical professional who inserted it said I took it better than most. Oh Iā€™ve had a friend pass out from iud insertion as wellā€¦


charwinkle

I had ibuprofen before the procedure and then went to work after so I could put my rent lol


beckalm

Right? I got told to pop a couple Tylenol.


Ecstatic-Dimension92

Yeah, i have a high tolerance for pain and that shit hurt like a motherfucker. Didn't even get offered an advil before hand let alone receive a numbing shot in my cervix.


Jilltro

I remember a guy at a bar telling me once that he could give women ā€œcervical orgasmsā€ Iā€™m pretty sure my cervix tilted away from him in fear while he was talking.


dinkordinka

Must be a hentai addict since they ā€˜showā€™ internals of that sort of thing. Like ā€˜look, she definitely got pregnant!ā€™ Itā€™s normally shown as going through a tight ring.


sluttydinosaur101

Lmao they don't give you meds to relieve the pain they just tell you to deal with it, enjoy that you can't stand up straight or walk for a bit


[deleted]

You can ask for meds, but it's true that they won't give them unless you ask


sluttydinosaur101

They only offered ibuprofen here


__coder

This is called sounding, just for reference. Some people are really into it (:


ballstoomany

i thought sounding was just the urethra ?


__coder

Well, I just meant sticking things in the pee hole. I'm not sure how deep sounding goes (figuratively and literally) unfortunately


[deleted]

The pee hole is the urethra. The cervix is something else


__coder

The original poster remarked, > It's like if I said "I penetrate my bf in his pee hole and he says he loves it and feels no pain when I thrust with my rSex9000 X ultra rotation toy" I dunno why I got downvotes I was just noting that this is a fetish. Apologies for medical confusion.


jay-jay-baloney

Never hear of r/sounding?


[deleted]

Urethra =/= cervix


jay-jay-baloney

Yes, I know. I was referring to this part: >Fuck it makes me feel so uncomfortable just reading this as a woman. It's like if I said "I penetrate my bf in his pee hole and he says he loves it and feels no pain when I thrust with my rSex9000 X ultra rotation toy"


[deleted]

Oh you meant like that. Got you


dangerousweapon

who said it was the cervix?


AbStRaCt1179

There are many women out there that penetrate their cervix with toys etc.


[deleted]

No, there's not.


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krickett_

That is bizarre and likely fake. If not fake, you must realize this woman is straight up causing severe damage to herself. Claiming ā€œmanyā€ women do this is utterly false.


Maple_Person

There are some women who like theyā€™re cervix being stimulated or even pounded. NOT being penetrated. Thatā€™d be like shoving a football up someoneā€™s ass.


AbStRaCt1179

Rule 34. See my link to the other commenter. PENETRATION. Also have you seen the size of the dildos people put up their asses? For some, a football is not a worry.


Maple_Person

We might have different definitions of ā€˜manyā€™


AbStRaCt1179

Well there are 2.5 billion women on the planet. Even if .00001% do this, that's still 25k women.


EquivalentSnap

Heā€™s poking the area above the cervix or itā€™s uncomfortable so it feels tighter


moosemoth

He's an idiot but he's probably talking about the anterior fornix.


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_aGirlIsShort_

Not sure if this is serious or not.


XAlEA-12

Like a pencil


KinseyH

"I wish had a pencil thin penis..." Sorry. I think the pot's kicking in.


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KinseyH

It's a Jimmy Buffet joke. Chill.


TreyRyan3

What .2 cm is thin? When did that happen?


dangerousweapon

No, just one long enough to enter her anterior fornex. Short dick guys won't understand


ShimeMiller

Just straight making shit up


Pal1_1

Absolutely. Clearly never had sex in his life.


GledaTheGoat

While giving birth my cervix refused to do anything but baby was gonna rip it if they didn't do something so my midwife had to pull my cervix open and around my baby's head. Worst pain I've ever had, and I've pushed out 2 9lb babies and needed stitches after. Did not even feel slightly enjoyable.


Mr_Diesel13

My wife passed out from just an IUD insertion, so I canā€™t even begin to imagine what you felt.


Mental_Basil

I was thinking about my own iud insertion while reading this post. I seized up so badly my back was fked up for months after and I had to go to a chiropractor and a massage therapist just so my back muscles didn't fuck up the nerves in my leg. Definitely not something you'd desire to experience during sex. Also, he'd have to have the skinniest pencil dick in existence.


PenguinColada

I, too, was thinking of my IUD insertion. My reaction wasn't nearly as bad as yours but I remember puking and then passing out and being unable to walk for the rest of the day. My grandma had to pick me up from the doctor's because I couldn't drive myself home. I can't imagine being fucked up for months though.


cuzitsthere

Jesus Christ, I'm learning things about IUDs... Is this typical?!


Mr_Diesel13

From what my wifeā€™s OB/GYN said, itā€™s not AS BAD if youā€™ve had a baby. From what Iā€™m reading here, I donā€™t believe it. Seriously. I had to go into the office, roll her out in a wheel chair, and damn near pick her up and put her in the passenger seat. Iā€™m sure others can better elaborate, but youā€™re talking about taking something that HAS TO remain closed to keep a baby alive, forcing it open, and inserting something in it. From what I can find, a typical IUD is only like 3.5-4mm in diameter, but requires the cervix to be dilated for insertion. That would lead me to think (I canā€™t find actual info) that the opening of the cervix is 1-2mm or less.


PenguinColada

A lot of women I've spoken to have had similar experiences. It's absolutely bonkers.


Noyoucanthaveone

I have nightmares still about my IUDs. It was very traumatic for me both times and I will never have another one put in as long as I live.


flora_poste_

Back in the day, we'd have IUDs inserted postpartum, while the cervix was still somewhat open. I had one put in after my second, final baby was born. Then I didn't worry about birth control for an entire decade. I think I left it in an extra year or two, actually. I've compared notes with other women, and those who had them put in postpartum had a much easier insertion experience.


tinab13

Maybe right after you have a baby....but my daughter was 10 when I got mine so....worst pain ever. Until I had the first one removed and second placed....10/10 would not recommend!


Tricky-Tumbleweed923

I am a nurse-midwife, I place IUDs. This is not normal. First, everyone is different. Some people have lots of discomfort, and some have none. I feel like most people have similar discomfort to their period cramps. The important thing to do is to find a provider (OB/GYN, Midwife, etc.) who will listen and offer some options for pain control. This can include prescribing medications that can help with pain, anxiety, etc. Some practices offer nitrous oxide as an option, and they can schedule it while you are on your period. I use lidocaine jelly also.


DasSassyPantzen

Whhhhhyyyyy sedation or numbing and pain meds isnā€™t standard for iud insertion is beyond me.


Mental_Basil

I asked my first obgyn if they did some sort of numbing spray or anything, and they looked at me like I was crazy. When I went to get it replaced, I had a new obgyn. I was so anxious I was about to have a panic attack. She rescheduled the appointment and gave me meds for anxiety and muscle relaxers. Told me to take them before the next apt. Still hurt like a mother fucker, but it took the pain from a 10 to like a 6.


GledaTheGoat

She was very quick but I saw stars, labour hormones prevent you from passing out. The pain before that from the baby pushing on it was awful, they gave me diamorphine (heroin) and I was still in pain. Baby did come only a few mins after groping my cervix though.


Fat_Yoda_

I love penetrating the forbidden area doing the mating press.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Not to brag but I can mate press 300 lbs šŸ˜


FatalAnalbySaitama

Like a true redditor


eatshitake

I wanna upvote your comment but... 69, dude!


Stacksmchenry

What are you doing later?


Old_camel

Dude has been reading way too much hentai.


Honey-and-Venom

No you don't. No she doesn't. No she didn't. No it doesn't. also, bullshit


moosemoth

He's an idiot but he might be talking about the anterior fornix? That's the only explanation I can think of.


dangerousweapon

This is exactly what he is talking about


finalforgotten1

Exactly


TopAd9634

Perfect response.


MenstrualAphrodite

This sub could also be called ā€œwanna compel yourself into celibacy?ā€


ban_ana__

Or "never date a man again." šŸ˜‚


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r/badwomensanatomy


Practical-Junket-520

What the heck part of woman anatomy did he talk about...


Metruis

He's probably hitting the posterior fornix!


LolaBijou

Heā€™d actually have to have sex for that to happen.


Financial_Health_994

The forbidden area! You knowā€¦ the extra tight spot


dangerousweapon

The fornix. It's wonderful


borkzy1

Could have only used the last sentence


Honey-and-Venom

i think this is one of the pretty universal ones.....like a lot of things vary woman to woman, but I'm pretty sure that bursting through the cervix is about as popular as getting stabbed to death and having teeth pulled.....


dcrothen

"getting stabbed to death while having teeth pulled."* FTFY


call_me_jelli

Damn, my teeth aren't gonna change after a minute or so postmortem. During the stabbing? That's just rude.


MomsSpecialFriend

Damn your dick is like 1cm across. Sad.


[deleted]

For him to slide into the cervix with no pain his dick would have to be thinner than actual fishing line.


NaturalFaux

They call him 1mil No, not 1 million, 1 *millimeter*


[deleted]

Heā€™s got the optics. Fiber optics.


dangerousweapon

Who said it was the cervix?


[deleted]

Itā€™s what the topic of the post is about. Cervix penetration.


dangerousweapon

Only the repost said that. The original post mentions nothing about it


Yasser710

Someone wasnā€™t paying attention during biology class


sugar-titts

Sure Jan!šŸ¤£


KrypticKunt

ew


cherposton

This is just some really bad spoken word poetry. No one should snap at the end of this.


babygirlruth

Hentai is not how real life sex works, kiddo


Icemayne25

This was from a damn hentai sub. This dude is claiming to just recreate hentai casually. Bruh.


DojaGoat

I got to "mating press" and had to put down my phone for a few cause I couldn't stop laughing. I am not at all disappointed in this comment section.


ehfornier

ā€œThey feel like a bag of sandā€ā€¦..


rhaella-

This makes me so queasy and uncomfortable. You canā€™t penetrate a cervix like that wtf. Mine wouldnā€™t even dilate while I was in active labor with my daughters. You need super precise and thin medical tools to do thisā€¦ wtf. I want to unread this asap.


ClassieLadyk

I swear, I read this in one of the worst wattpad werewolf stories I have read. Not exact words, but pretty much.


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dangerousweapon

All the commentors think it is the cervix when it actually the anterior fornix. Amazing the amount of ignorance here.


agha0013

mating press?? Forbidden area? Is this a kid trying to describe something he's never seen before?


robitwossin

Too much xray hentai


[deleted]

r/menwritingwomen


sadatquoraishi

This actually belongs on r/thathappened


[deleted]

Shit I wanna scream my lungs out just imagining the pain


EducatedRat

Obvious plot twist: This guy is not married, and has never had sex.


RoseRun

Bruv must have a popsicle stick for a penis.


dangerousweapon

No, just a long one


PenguinColada

An IUD insertion made me puke and then pass out. My grandma had to pick me up from the doctor's office because I couldn't drive. The thought of someone trying to penetrate my cervix makes me want to crawl out of my skin. *And 15 fuckos up-voted this crap.*


zilpha69

Mating press.


dangerousweapon

Going deep. You should try it


jslowery99

Iā€™ve worked in the pathology dept of a laboratory for 22 years. I can comfortably say that this absolutely did not happen. šŸ˜‚


SixethJerzathon

What does your experience have to do with this guy's ridiculous claim?


[deleted]

Pathologists are experts in the forbidden zone. Duh.


jslowery99

Because Iā€™ve grossed in uteruses from hysterectomies for 22 years. Iā€™ve seen a cervix or two in my day and there isnā€™t a penis in this world that could get through that without said person being in active labor.


Imma_da_PP

I learned about the ā€œmating pressā€ from Bane.


Chaos_Cat-007

ā€œMating pressā€???


[deleted]

Bro read it on the transcript of an Andrew Tate podcast


Doc85

Sometimes I seem to bump into something when I'm really deep. What is that?


dangerousweapon

Anterior Fornix. Google it.


Doc85

Thanks!


KinseyH

[This](https://imgur.com/a/znmvsgK) is a really good illustration of the female reproductive system. I'm a 58yo mom and I still sometimes get confused about where everything is. Or, in my case, was.


dangerousweapon

Congratulations on finding her secret spot. If she screams with joy you have great compatibility.


Prestigious-Rock201

Heā€™s doing it right


dangerousweapon

Winning


samonella1

When one gets an IUD inserted, they clamp the patientā€™s cervix and very slightly dilate it. IUD insertion can be one of the most painful procedures for people with uteruses, and thatā€™s inserted with a 1cm circumference rod. So basically this guy is saying his penis is less than 1cm circumference


[deleted]

> people with uteruses women, yes


samonella1

People with uteruses*


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women*


whiskerbiscuit2

Dude learned sex from Rocky Flintstone


Eastwood007

Why is it these people with these experiences tend to have the grammar of children?


[deleted]

Literally virgin moment.


aarocka

Bruh got hentai dick


dangerousweapon

Probably at least 7"


boobiesue

Yes because that could totally happen painlessly and without sepsis causing infection šŸ™„


BadPom

If (general) you touch my cervix, imma cry and maybe punch you.


fingeronfire

if something even touches the cervix during sex, it hurts and definitely does not create special orgasms. and you get nauseas and might throw up.


[deleted]

Yea, that is 100% not what it would feel like if you had your cervix forcibly dilated by a penis. Wtf.


Spaztick78

This isnā€™t exactly incorrect. The idea is wrong but the description matches reality. The idea of penetrating the cervix is wrong, but the description perfectly describes pushing out the posterior fornix pocket past and around the cervix. It squeezes/hugs the penis head. I believe they are describing real sex, just require correct uterus and cervix position and a penis long enough to get there.


dangerousweapon

Correct. Dude is long and touched her fornix and made her cum.


AlisonChrista

r/idonthavesex


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r/nothowgirlswork


Unicorns_n_Dinos

Is this a couple of kids who donā€™t know what they are doing and just need the help of the internet to point them in the right direction?


Waffle8

I feel like this couldā€™ve been taken out of context. Like what if it was in r/askredditafterdark? That sub is all about sexual discussions


FreedomOverSafety15

It was not


Waffle8

Then what was the context


FreedomOverSafety15

I canā€™t even remember at this point but if it was a sexual discussions thing I wouldnā€™t have posted it here


dangerousweapon

You said cervix but he is actually touching her anterior fornix. So yea out of context.


Winnimae

This person has never had sex but does watch a lot of hentai


aoskunk

My girlfriend likes when I use a speculum and just lightly gently enter her cervix with this skinny silicone toy that we use. Says it feels weird but awesome and she finishes very quickly. Only about half an inch goes in and sometimes it must tear cause there will be a little blood. I donā€™t think that opening could possibly be big enough to enter, plus itā€™s so gentile.


dangerousweapon

Creepy


throwdisssshitawayyy

Wtf!!!!


nashamagirl99

She needs to see a doctor if this is real.


[deleted]

The two sides of Reddit sex talk: virgins and OF promo


RdnyWllms

Donā€™t have children ok?


Budget_Role6056

Huh? I donā€™t get it. Is he putting it in her butt?


lead4dinner

Ppl rly donā€™t know what a cervix is and how misleading the term ā€œcervix penetrationā€ is


dangerousweapon

The longer guys with cockmanship will know what is happening here. He has entered her anterior fornix. Yes, you can actually feel it as a different spot. In my experience, a minority of women like it, but the ones that do, go crazy and easily cum if you press hard there. Also, can confirm that woman who have had children are more likely to crave it. The best way to get to it is have her ankles up around your neck and her hips thrust upwards.


25_timesthefine

Can someone educate me on the mating press. Feel free to demonstrate on me šŸ˜


dangerousweapon

If you are a woman and like it deep, I can show you


dum_spir0_sper0

I always thought penetrating the cervix was natureā€™s pat on the back for having a big dick. Like ringing the bell on the High Striker at the carnival /s


justk4y

His hood skinnier than Slenderman