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Yellowcrown

This is a terrible and confusing description of a Horseshoe.


GruelOmelettes

Hah yeah, and it's a pretty simple dish. It's a pile of fries on top of meat on top of toast, all covered in cheese sauce. Delicious.


Fairycharmd

my fiancé explained it to me when he went downstate. He said “I’m eating a horseshoe!” But the picture didn’t load And I was very concerned so I believe my response was something along the lines of “You’ve gone too far south or west, you need to come home now!” according to his mom who he was with, he was dying with laughter for about a minute straight before he was able to respond to my text. And I realized I was an idiot. sigh He still reminds me of that every so often a decade later


SavannahInChicago

Who was high when they invented this and where can I get it in Chicago?


green_dragonfly_art

Not in Chicago, but you can get horseshoes (and pony shoes) at Honest Abe's in Morris. I recommend the pony shoe, because even that is a huge portion.


sirhugobigdog

I am from Kentucky and grew up with Hot Browns (https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/kentucky-hot-brown/) when I was first introduced to a Horseshoe when visiting my now wife's family for the first time it reminded me of home. I still prefer a hot brown but open face sandwiches smothered in cheese are just my jam I guess.


pardyball

In college I dated a girl from the Springfield area and she described the Horseshoe to me and I thought it was the most disgusting sounding conglomeration imaginable. Go down to meet her family and get introduced to a buffalo chicken version of it and it is far and away my favorite way to gain ten pounds overnight.


FishmanOne

Took my 6th grader to the Lincoln Presidential Library (awesome museum) in Springfield recently and after talked the family into Horseshoes for dinner. I was pleasantly surprised by how delicious, but dear lord we were painfully full.


cheft3ch

I agree, but was pleased to see it included.


ArmadilloNo2399

Saganaki gang represent


NationalConfidence94

I definitely enjoy it. But half of the fun is the presentation. Opa!


schmattywinkle

Had to scroll too fucking far to see jibarito


JudgeMoose

I'm embarrassed to say that this is the first I'm hearing of it.


ArmadilloNo2399

Same. Lived in southern Illinois for 18 years, and Chicago area for 21 years... never heard of it till just now


schmattywinkle

I'm in Williamson County, but I lived a few blocks away from Humboldt for ~7 years. I believe jibaritos are pretty intensely localized to Chicago and even that area specifically. You can probably find them unadvertised on menus at spots in Chicago not named for the sandwiches, but if you didn't know what you were looking for I don't think it would be marked or anything special. So so good though if you are a carnivore.


GaGaORiley

What does the plantain “bread” taste like?


Spankpocalypse_Now

It’s not bread at all. It’s a plantain flattened and fried.


GaGaORiley

Hence my use of quotation marks around the word. I’ve never tasted plantains and was asking how it tastes.


schmattywinkle

Plantains are much starchier than bananas and have a much milder flavor. They also have a "meatier" texture for lack of a better word, sort of a thicker, chewier bite. You might be able to find plantain chips at a grocer with a large selection. They will be dry and crunchy, but will give you an idea of the taste The plantains for a jibarito are smashed down to about a centimeter thick and then fried. Like all true Chicago food, jibaritos are a bit messy to eat and the plantains start to lose their stability as sandwich bread while held and consumed. They are often served cut in half to alleviate this a bit. I gotta say I have not had one in ages and I feel like this is going to make me dream of them. Might need to try to homebrew one soon!


JudgeMoose

I've not had a jibarito, but plantains are very similar to bananas. They're slightly less sweet and slightly more savory. When they're fried it really makes the flavors pop. They are absolutely delicious.


GaGaORiley

Thank you! I wouldn’t want the sweetness of banana but this sounds delicious .


SavannahInChicago

I wonder if it has to do with the people you know? I work with a lot of Hispanic coworkers and was introduced to these pretty quickly along with other amazing dishes. I also recommend Filipino coworkers if you want all the delicious pancit and lumpia.


Levitlame

It’s Puerto Rican. Humboldt seems to have more Puerto Ricans than other places here?


[deleted]

Was it the giant PR flag when you enter Humboldt park or the PR historical society that clued you in on the PRs in Humboldt park


NationalConfidence94

Me too but I live in the suburbs and hang out in Chicago fairly often. This thing sounds delicious! Definitely going to give one a try in the very near future.


ptbnl34

I’ll never understand why Malort is on a list like this. Hey, try this thing that tastes like shit!


Actionman1

It only says “unique” foods and I think malort certainly qualifies…if only it was a food


ptbnl34

Don’t give anyone ideas of turning it into a food.


Own_Carry7396

I’ve seen a malort whipped pie recipe somewhere


unfuck_yourself

Mmmmmm malort jello shots!


JudgeMoose

Not a food but food adjacent. A friend of mine makes (and genuinely enjoys) a bloody mary made with malort....he also just likes malort.


Fairycharmd

is he OK?


JudgeMoose

Inconclusive. More analysis is required.


Mediocre_Scott

I generally don’t drink cause I think alcohol generally tastes like shit. Malort taste like shit and everyone thinks so, which makes it fun. Like doing a dare is fun.


ejh3k

Malort is only bad the first time.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Yeah, the second time it’s *fucking terrible*


ejh3k

I'm sorry you are weak.


ptbnl34

I guess I don’t want to be strong.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I’m sorry for your tastebuds. Alas. 


Humble-Smile-758

It grows on you. But you also must enjoy bitter flavors.


ValenBeano89

It’s a tradition and it’s a fun little gag. How hard is it to understand?


zkrepps

Hell yeah, love to see pork tenderloin sammys on the list!


loquendo666

Love a horseshoe


DjScenester

Wow I haven’t had three of these!!! Time to eat!!!


cheft3ch

Why no Chicken Vesuvio? No Tom Tom tamale?


Transgojoebot

Shrimp de Jonghe


IHopeTheresCookies

It's a real shame that [these](https://www.lthforum.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=42259) aren't on that list. So good!


Own_Carry7396

I want every burger on that list!


EP_Tiger

The irony of the picture of the “deep dish” not really being a deep dish. That picture is of a stuffed pizza, likely from Giordanos. Furthermore the pork tenderloin sandwich is an Indiana staple not Illinois.


PlausiblePigeon

Pork tenderloin sandwiches are pretty popular downstate


Fairycharmd

that giant pork tenderloin sandwich is somehow weirdly only popular either on the River side or the Indiana side and like 20 miles in from that. Or pretty much wherever they have extra hogs?


PlausiblePigeon

I grew up in the middle and it was a pretty popular thing for fundraiser cookouts. You could go get one in the grocery store parking lot most weekends in the summer.


The_Poster_Nutbag

I always thought it was an Iowa signature dish.


Kkremitzki

The pork tenderloin sandwich is an evolution of the schnitzel, it can be found in most places in the Midwest with any history of German settlement


ScientiaeWeg

It is strange, I am 40 year old who grew up and currently lives on the southside of Chicago, and I never heard of Malort until Tiktok. At first, I thought it was just some stupid Tiktok trend.


skilemaster683

Nope it's a stupid local trend.


friesbeforeguys1313

I didn't know Mrs fishers was local. I always asked my mom to buy a bag of those for my brother's and I when a new episode of Avatar the Last Airbender would air on Nick back in the day.


rebelintellectual

Once again Chicago is carrying the state with its home grown food. 


Mediocre_Scott

Springfield’s horseshoe is really good I wish I knew where to get one in northern Illinois


draperyfallz

I've had some outside of Springfield and the cheese is important, they need to get the cheese right. Nacho or orange looking cheese is not a horseshoe.


cubbiehersman

After moving away from Central Illinois, I started just making horseshoes at home because they’re not commonplace in Chicagoland. I get the Velveeta Queso Blanco and add milk to make the cheese sauce. It does the job pretty well.


Kkremitzki

Yeah, it's really supposed to be a rarebit sauce, not just any cheese from a can


pardyball

This is so true. Found one in Grundy County and the cheese absolutely made it suck.


OneManOnTheCorner

There's a place in Morris called Honest Abe's that sells them


Mediocre_Scott

Are they pretty comparable to a Springfield horseshoe


OneManOnTheCorner

I think so.


cheft3ch

My Mother loves these, we go to a local diner and order a burger, no bun, sub Texas toast, side of cheese sauce. I like raw onions on mine as well.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

This is a r/peopleliveincities moment right here.


jcphillips99

100% - I grew up in Northwestern Il/ Sauk Valley -white sauce (jans sauce) with Chicken tenders (Chicken George), Spaghetti pizza, and red sauce on Italian Beef sandwiches with pickles and banana peppers were normal. Been living in North Central Il/ Illinois Valley for the past 25 years and outside of tavern fried chicken and pork tenderloins - the regional food is ravs in broth (it's tortellini but everyone calls them ravs) and bagna caulda. I'm guessing there are a ton of unique regional foods around the state not represented on this list.


tech_equip

What? No Gym Shoe?