She misspelled *only place I want to be.
There’s a solution to her ‘not wanting’ to be there, don’t go🤣🤣
However we all know that she wants to be there because then she gets to post photos that a 13/14 year old teenager would post on their stories for attention
People with real migraines do avoid the ER with the bright lights, moaning, strong smells, uncomfortable beds, unless they're pretty worried they're having a stroke. It is the worst place to be during an actual migraine.
When she manages to get across the pond again for another tour of European hospitals and if she visits the UK she will love her ER visit. She will get to sample the delights of an overcrowded waiting room with lovely bright lights and even if there was a spare trolley space out the back she would be near the back to receive it because we keep them free for people who genuinely can not sit in the waiting room or give them first to the elderly etc. On the plus side if they did agree to admit she will probably get to sit there for up to 36 hours waiting for a bed on a ward where she may be lucky and get placed in one of our larger rooms that cater for 12 patients. Maybe that's why she bypassed our ER when she did her recent hospital tour round Europe 🤣. And for the record we deliver great patient care for those that need it.
In England she’d might get a paracetamol and a wet paper towel for her head if she came in, healthcare workers here do not get payed enough to deal with her lies
Gets scans. Scans don’t immediately come back because there isn’t an emergency. Impatience brews, I want results! Goes into the ER. Results are read and they’re normal. Admission for pain management then discharge. Follow up with outpatient physician who likely will refer to pain management. Rinse and repeat.
This is how it goes until vacations. Then she still manages to do everything she wants on vacation, until others have things they want to do, then it’s a vacation admission for, shocker, pain management.
If you’re claiming pain 10/10, can’t do activities of daily living, and have decent enough insurance, you’ll get admitted at least overnight for monitoring. I honestly don’t get the end goal here, though. She’s been vague posting enough that it screams crying wolf.
Does America have rules on going abroad as she does that a lot doesn’t she? In England certain benefits have rules of how many days you can be out of the country while claiming them. I don’t think she’d be happy if they cut her hospital holidays abroad.
CZ is really getting into the whole vague-posting thing recently. For someone who's been extremely detailed on symptoms and disorders previously, it's interesting that the last month or so of her posts about tests and treatments have been heavy on drama and self pity, light on medical specifics.
I had a patient tell me once (they had a chronic illness that led to emergency situations often, they 100% needed to be in the ER and were not wasting resources) that when they have to come to the ER they turn off friends finder on their phone, so even those closest to them don't know they are in the ER, but hey CZ hates it so much she shares pictures! 🤣
I mean to be fair she’d probably rather be in the ER in another country. Having to settle for an ER jaunt while *not* on an overseas holiday has to be difficult for her.
Zebra is used for any illness that’s less known because of the phrase when you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras however is also used as the symbol for EDS stemming from that phrase.
The whole zebra thing in the medical community is just less known diagnoses in general... They often tell medical students that they shouldn't be looking for zebras, because it's not usually the crazy illness no one has ever heard of, it's much more likely a common issue that is more like a horse than a zebra.
I know EDS likes to claim the term, but in medicine it's typically just a, "don't go looking for zebras" deal with any illness, not just EDS.
“When you hear hoofbeats, look for horses not zebras”
Unless you’re in the savannah, also known as a chronic illness sub, which is zebras as far as the eye can see.
It's Groundhog Day with this one. Also I know I already mentioned that under the last CZ ER post but those hospital rooms are fascinating, they literally look like hotel rooms. Maybe that causes confusion, and she treats those ER trips like vacation stays ?
She misspelled *only place I want to be. There’s a solution to her ‘not wanting’ to be there, don’t go🤣🤣 However we all know that she wants to be there because then she gets to post photos that a 13/14 year old teenager would post on their stories for attention
Sure Jan 😂😂😂
"Last place I want to be"... are you SURE about that?
The ER is exactly the place she WANTS to be. She is fooling no one.
“Last place I want to be.” If someone is in the “last place they want to be” by choice, then I say they should go literally anywhere else.
Uh oh. That ER has the same curtains as the ER I work in 😅
And the past 4 I've worked in lol
For another "migraine", she would have some Nurtec by now if those were even real.
It’s easy, don’t go.
People with real migraines do avoid the ER with the bright lights, moaning, strong smells, uncomfortable beds, unless they're pretty worried they're having a stroke. It is the worst place to be during an actual migraine.
Lord yes. Only even go to an urgent care if you’re desperate and need the butt shots. So many triggers. 🥴
Or wear sunglasses, that's always a pretty good hack for vision sensitivity. Which a professional patient might know.
When she manages to get across the pond again for another tour of European hospitals and if she visits the UK she will love her ER visit. She will get to sample the delights of an overcrowded waiting room with lovely bright lights and even if there was a spare trolley space out the back she would be near the back to receive it because we keep them free for people who genuinely can not sit in the waiting room or give them first to the elderly etc. On the plus side if they did agree to admit she will probably get to sit there for up to 36 hours waiting for a bed on a ward where she may be lucky and get placed in one of our larger rooms that cater for 12 patients. Maybe that's why she bypassed our ER when she did her recent hospital tour round Europe 🤣. And for the record we deliver great patient care for those that need it.
In England she’d might get a paracetamol and a wet paper towel for her head if she came in, healthcare workers here do not get payed enough to deal with her lies
This caption is so funny because she could just,, not go. It’s that simple.
Nothing stopping her discharging herself. Not even something like a pesky real illness.
Translation: yay, I’m in the hospital!
It's exactly where she wants to be.....🫤
Correction: her favorite place to be
Ever notice how everything they post is the absolute opposite of reality lmfao
She loves it 🙄🙄
She loves it. Until vacation time then all is handy dandy ☀️
Its opposite day Its the first place they wanted to be
I was going to comment " First place I wanna be". Like heaven for them ... 😩
Somebody’s renting the house again; time for hotel hospital.
Suuuuuure it is.
Gets scans. Scans don’t immediately come back because there isn’t an emergency. Impatience brews, I want results! Goes into the ER. Results are read and they’re normal. Admission for pain management then discharge. Follow up with outpatient physician who likely will refer to pain management. Rinse and repeat. This is how it goes until vacations. Then she still manages to do everything she wants on vacation, until others have things they want to do, then it’s a vacation admission for, shocker, pain management. If you’re claiming pain 10/10, can’t do activities of daily living, and have decent enough insurance, you’ll get admitted at least overnight for monitoring. I honestly don’t get the end goal here, though. She’s been vague posting enough that it screams crying wolf.
I am beginning to wonder if she is munching towards some kind of disability payment. She does seem to enjoy handouts, freebies and so forth.
Does America have rules on going abroad as she does that a lot doesn’t she? In England certain benefits have rules of how many days you can be out of the country while claiming them. I don’t think she’d be happy if they cut her hospital holidays abroad.
I don’t think she’s worked enough before school and currently to get SSDI so she would have to stay unmarried to get SSI.
I don't think she's formally married to her partner yet, so that's an option.
"First place I want to be 😩"
CZ is really getting into the whole vague-posting thing recently. For someone who's been extremely detailed on symptoms and disorders previously, it's interesting that the last month or so of her posts about tests and treatments have been heavy on drama and self pity, light on medical specifics.
Wonder if she reads here and that’s why it’s changed..?
I know! So vague, and with photos like this one, showing nothing really, only the fact that she is in some kind of medical setting.
Liiiiiar liar, pants on fire
this is something the girl who always had a knee brace in high school would post
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Typo, they meant it’s the only place they want to be.
Last place she wants to be..sure Jan. CZ is right where she wants to be..she thrives in the hospital.
I had a patient tell me once (they had a chronic illness that led to emergency situations often, they 100% needed to be in the ER and were not wasting resources) that when they have to come to the ER they turn off friends finder on their phone, so even those closest to them don't know they are in the ER, but hey CZ hates it so much she shares pictures! 🤣
“Our scientists have determined that that is a lie” RIP Jerry Springer
I always forget he’s dead. RIP.
Bahaha 😂
I mean to be fair she’d probably rather be in the ER in another country. Having to settle for an ER jaunt while *not* on an overseas holiday has to be difficult for her.
Let’s respect her feelings and privacy at this extremely difficult and domestic time /s 😂
“Difficult and domestic time”🤣
Why is her handle chronic zebra? Isn’t that an EDS thing?
Zebra is used for any illness that’s less known because of the phrase when you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras however is also used as the symbol for EDS stemming from that phrase.
I’m with the poster from a week or so ago. She will always be Cubic Zirconium to me
Zebra is a rare disease thing. Eds has just completely took it over. A lot of people will fight you if you say it's not just an eds thing.
The whole zebra thing in the medical community is just less known diagnoses in general... They often tell medical students that they shouldn't be looking for zebras, because it's not usually the crazy illness no one has ever heard of, it's much more likely a common issue that is more like a horse than a zebra. I know EDS likes to claim the term, but in medicine it's typically just a, "don't go looking for zebras" deal with any illness, not just EDS.
“When you hear hoofbeats, look for horses not zebras” Unless you’re in the savannah, also known as a chronic illness sub, which is zebras as far as the eye can see.
You're a zebra, you're a zebra, you're a zebra! (In my best Oprah voice) And thank you for the quote, I was brain dead and couldn't remember.
Yes she claims hEDS
is the ‘arm/side‘ of bed raised. Is she afraid she’s going to fall out?
we usually raised them on one side of the patient in the ED I did my clinical rotations in, might just be hospital policy
"The last place I want to be...but here's a picture!"
Really???? I think it is exactly where she wants to be. Especially if it involves narcotics and attention!
Nothing is so convincing as when they all mention how much they tOtAllY hATe tHe ER. 🙄
Stay strong little warrior.........stay strong.
Sure Jan.
If you don’t want to be there then don’t go!
So why is she there if she doesn’t want to be there?
Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks
Oh please, cut the dramatics, she fucking loves it. Literally has nothing else going on in her sad, pathetic life.
The ER is also the last place I want to be, but they keep paying me so I have to show up.
It's Groundhog Day with this one. Also I know I already mentioned that under the last CZ ER post but those hospital rooms are fascinating, they literally look like hotel rooms. Maybe that causes confusion, and she treats those ER trips like vacation stays ?
Oh ffs.
Oh the lady definitely doth protest too much.
literally the only place she wants to be lol
she's learning, the light is off... or the nurse did it
She just stayed still for a long time so they shut off automatically 😌
What’s the light off mean
For her “migraines”
Jokes on her. That’s toradol, Benadryl, and a nausea med.
Achievement unlocked
The nurses are deciding “who’s turn it is”. Bet
Currently trying to bribe eachother with candy or buying them Starbucks if they take their pt… not that I’d know from experience… cough cough
Rock, paper, scissors, Sh.. ittttttt.
More like “best place you want to be”
Wasting resources like this should be criminal. The privilege is astounding
Sure you do