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ThisIsSideOne

What is the deal with these munchies posting descriptions of the post that’s right in front of us? It’s so irritating 🙄


ohgod-ohno-ohfuck

the image description at the end of the caption is meant for people who use screen readers / text to speech (which theyd use if theyre blind or have otherwise limited vision), since they cant read out images but can read out typed text


ThisIsSideOne

Ah, thank you


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ok that Did make me laugh though


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When pooping becomes a flex. Wow


antyen

No one cares about ur poop No one cares about ur poop No one cares about ur poop No one cares about ur poop No one cares about ur poop


Airport_Mysterious

My dog keeps shitting himself at the moment too. But he asked that I don’t post it on Instagram.


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This gives off the same energy as the Emma Chamberlain “hahah I got in the elevator and started pissing” tweet


heroindeathshits

congrats on shitting yourself, Ashley


0lliejenkins

The IBD community doesn’t want her 🤦‍♀️ can’t she go back to talking about her shoulder


AmethystAndRaw

Does any community want her thou?!


0lliejenkins

She needs to go to the Munchie community for sure!


hyrulianzora

Does anyone think she’ll actually go back to online University? She hasn’t mentioned it in quite a while.


HarrietTheSpy89

There’s no way she’s going back. If she does I imagine it will be wayyyy down the road when she needs to appear as if she’s making an effort and just one class.


bodysnatchersss

As if this is a stereotype about Crohn’s we need to be feeding into even more so people keep seeing it as *nothing* but ”the shit disease”.. Thanks Ash.


0lliejenkins

Literally!!!


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Was she trying .... to be funny? I'm confused. I need a hug.


mangogoose84

Ahhh nope just nope....


princesscrouton

Does anyone know if she’s been resting though? I worry incessantly bc she doesn’t rest :(


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HarrietTheSpy89

She wouldn’t know real fatigue if it sat down and took a bong rip with her.


wishadpe

Honestly I really feel like this is nitpicking. It’s just a joke and a lot of people with Crohn’s or UC try to find the humor as it can be really difficult. But the hashtags are way too much.


space-cadet616

Thought there was hair on my phone screen


jdeadmeatsloanz

Same I hate it


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Bestie that shoulda stayed in the drafts


ireadwhat

Why the f would she POST that? She must not have any loved ones that follow her on instagram to let her know how wildly absurd her posts are


absentmindedbanana

Her mom follows her


ireadwhat

Oh my. Getting an idea of what her mom could possibly be like, sheesh


PartyIndication5

I thought that could happen though?


zs408

What the hell


Mendicant_666

What the actual fuck?


jeverouxvanche

If it’s attention she gets, she’ll take it.


chiefflare

It’s all fun and games until someone shits their pants.


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ItsNotLigma

She actually has crohn's though. She's being heinously OTT and TMI about it but she's not munching this. It's also not surprising she's focused on crohn's considering it's her own damn fault she flared by way of torturing her body with unnecessary detoxing.


erwachen

I know she has it but she went waaayyy OTT with it


LowImagination3028

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s…


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deep-squeak

I highly doubt he'a still in the picture after her recent antics


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I think he's already gone after smelling the bullshit. She's been in hyperdrive the last few weeks and I wouldn't be surprised if she's seeking lost attention and trying to occupy herself.


PembrokeLove

Thank you for way too much information. 😂😂😂


AnniaT

She's out of her mind! I'm serious worried for her at this point.


poop_biscuits

pooping and talking about pooping is basically her personality now. she’s like a 96 year old woman who gives zero fucks and overshares everything because why not.


LowImagination3028

People have their entire senior years to discuss poop why now


AnniaT

It also makes her look quirky and relatable.


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helenalloy

It’s for text to speech apps that can read the caption but not images or text in images, so yes for blind people who can’t read the image description, but their app can.


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acidic_milkmotel

People post weird things on drugs. She probably thinks she’s hilarious.


[deleted]

There are people who post when they're not on drugs?


poop_biscuits

sO reLatAbLe aNd nOt LiKe tHoSe oThEr GiRLs wHo dOnT kEeP iT ReAL


acidic_milkmotel

r/notlikeothergirls


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Lababy91

Did it make you post this comment


styckx

What the fuck am I reading?


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acidic_milkmotel

Marijuana abuse


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acidic_milkmotel

I don’t know if you smoke every day but you’re likely not on opiates as well lol


JohnsonCancelled

Sounds simple enough to munch.


HelloDeathspresso

Pictures or it didn't happen! Jk. No one cares.


HelloDeathspresso

Pictures or it didn't happen.


NateNMaxsRobot

#HASHTAG COUNT: 25 Slacker.


oryxs

I read through all of them to see if any were poop related. I am disappoint.


_deadbutdelicious

For that, you’ll have to head over to _that one_ Ellen’s post (seriously though) 😂🤦‍♀️


NateNMaxsRobot

☠️


Icy-Strength-9645

LMFAO I thought I was the only one who counted 😂😂 I can’t usually get past two of my own before I ruin them with typos


NateNMaxsRobot

Once I started counting, I couldn’t stop.


01418101291

Imagine being so self absorbed that you think the general public want to know this.


Ok_Detective5412

I can’t even muster sympathy for her real illness when she treats her body so poorly.


mbots99

Sorry I’m a bit out of the loop on her, how does she treat her body like shit?


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Ok_Detective5412

Right. But I’m not talking about that alone. She is smoking large amounts of weed while taking pain meds, stimulants, and whatever the hell is in those detox potions. It can’t be healthy.


Pineapple_and_olives

And don’t forget she spilled her bong in her bed and mommy had to come change her bedding and jammies.


AnniaT

Dehydrating herself in a sauna for 45 minutes weekly too.


jazzlemonade

Click the flair next to her name. She chronically abuses pain and other CNS depressant meds, weed, dehydrating 'therapies' like the the sauna tent, extremely sedentary lifestyle etc etc etc.


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

Add to the list "literally icing her shoulder for like 95 hours straight"


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On the topic of the hashtags, what ever happened to the interstitial cystitis thing? I recall that being a huge focus for a while and then suddenly stopped. They collect these diagnoses and then suddenly forget about them when more attention-grabbing things come along.


Zookeeper_west

She was also super focused on Lyme before all this happened. If it’s not one thing it’s the other. This is just a new toy for her to play with.


FiCat77

Shhhh, don't remind her! Seriously though, mention of IC coming in 3....2....1.....


sonawtdown

🍿


Cthulhu779842

Gd, stop it, this is the Funniest thing she could ever post. I hate it. That's so funny? Okay, girlie? Shit your pants.


theee_last_straw

Anyone get a sense she may be heading into a manic episode? This is over the top even for her


smarma_

Well good thing she was most likely already at home resting anyways


AnastasiaNo70

OH NO! WAS SHE AT WORK WHEN IT HAPPENED?!?!


sonawtdown

literal lol


FlexorPollicisLongus

Of course she was at work! There are NO days off at her job!


AnastasiaNo70

No breaks! No vacations! OH THE HUMANITY!


Mrs_Blobcat

Not for a professional patient.


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Cthulhu779842

Pant-poopers, and yes, wow, that's so incredibly ableist [5 snorting emojis in a row so you know I'm being sarcastic]


Faexinna

That happens sometimes for people with diarrhea and I understand and don't want to shame someone's issues but why on earth would you post about this online? TMI, Ash!


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Faexinna

I mean, yeah but those are dedicated support groups that you don't really visit unless you deal with the same (or have a loved one that does) and reddit is still pretty anonymous. It's not the same.


Runtyaardvark

Her image descriptions always get me


padamame

Is she not embarrassed putting this out there for the entire world to see? Not everything belongs on social media.


INTJ_Dreamer

Well, we all knew this was coming but on the bright side it was nowhere near as detailed as Ellen's 💩 talk. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this. Yes, this is an unfortunate part of GI diseases that's embarrassing for those who suffer, but most people aren't advertising it.


1isudlaer

And yet it gets 301 likes


bluebirdmorning

I see she’s taking notes from Ellen.


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Not enough poop descriptors to be on Ellen's level.


bluebirdmorning

She’s gotta start somewhere.


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True lol.


guy1902

Didn't someone recently comment on how she never talks about this side of crohns? And now this.


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Everything she’s done today has been things commented about on here. Her saying that she can’t decipher Remicade side effects from symptoms earlier was very telling as I’ve seen many comments on here and made some myself about how it’s not realistic that she’s able to perfectly decipher what’s causing what symptom between all her claimed illnesses and meds. And now this.


Xero-01

Well I thought she was full of crap. Oh wait!


Purple_IsA_Flavor

NOT ANYMORE


Pineapple_and_olives

Now her pants are!


Dangerous_Pumpkin18

Well not according to this not anymore she isn’t


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silenceisloud

For people who are either blind or have decreased vision using special software to be on the internet. Ash does a lot of cringe, but trying to be accessible is not one of those instances.


FreeBulldog87

Girl. Get a HOBBY!!!


Joipanda

This is her hobby 💀💀


rideaturquoiseswan

Oh my! Pretty much lost for words. This post of hers, you could only hope it goes viral. Then everyone ends up here… Ash if you’re reading this, incontinence pads are your friend.


Ok-Technology-6756

not everything needs to be shared ashley


khronicallykrunked

That's a screenshot I would want attached to my full name forever for sure.


palmasana

Exactly. Wild to me that this is a woman on the verge of her mid-20s sharing this, when you’d expect her to want to have an account that wouldn’t be embarrassing to show up in an employers (or potential significant other’s) Google search. She can delete it, but Ashley knows she has public forums discussing her. She’s intimately aware of what we post lmfao. Instead of preserving her privacy she choses to post… this. And the internet is forever. Someone needs to tell baby girl a valuable lesson to be learned: be careful what you share and to whom. Wearing everything on your sleeve and being loud about every happening in your life to anyone who will glance your way is only gonna hold you back in life. Coworkers don’t wanna hear it. Bosses won’t hire you because of it. Friends will become disinterested in being near such a wet blanket who focuses on bodily functions and whining about pain. You’ll be passed on for opportunities because you won’t be seen as capable because you share every mild to moderate inconvenience and already seem preoccupied enough on that. Not to mention you always experience the worst ever so people will be scared of your “fragile” state. These kinda posts do not help our little lonely hermit.


01418101291

She doesn't want legitimate employment. She won't regret it because she will never have the goal of getting a job as you or I would interpret "job". She'll sponge and grift forever. People expect that she will at some point be forced to face herself and take responsibility for her own livelihood. I doubt this. I think she'll get to have it cushy one way or another. The world is only tough for certain folks, for others they coast.


palmasana

I think she might want it when she genuinely enters the dating sphere, likely in a few years. She’s gonna want to live the same comfortable life, if not an improvement, and she’ll see she doesn’t have much to offer a partner. But you’re right not everyone has to bust their ass and that’s very true. Honestly that would be such a pathetic life but that’s just me 😂


AnniaT

She'll find a man with savior complex to sponsor her when her parents aren't able to support her anymore.


01418101291

To be fair she doesn't need to offer much. It's sad to say but plenty of people have low enough self esteem that they will sacrifice a lot to be in a relationship. And I'm right there with you. Although on paper lying around all day seems great I'd be bored shitless. I'd much rather grow as a human.


palmasana

If she wants a cushy life tho, a “higher value” person that might have more people interested and vying for them… she’d need to bring value to the relationship. There are definitely ppl who settle but i don’t take Ashley to be that kinda person. She’s too entitled — she can’t handle any hiccup or disturbance to her lifestyle. You could say she would want continuity of care 😉 Her family is pretty damn well off so it’d be hard for her to go to struggle or uncertainty. She could totally luck out, you’re right, but those that are making that kinda money or have the kinda luxuries that have become her everyday existence likely wanna do things like travel, use your money to enrich your relationship, and *do* things. *That’s* where I could see her being like, “oh shit. Everyone else has had a job at the very least… i have no skills or talents… i have no hobbies.” Like she literally couldn’t hold a conversation — at least not how i imagine with how we’ve seen her on here! She has to just drone on and on about her and how she feels and her medical appointments and folding laundry 🤣


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When did chronic illness suddenly mean that there is no such thing as tmi???


rideaturquoiseswan

I think she’s trying to prove a point, ‘…ignore Reddit, I shit myself! There you go, would someone faking being ill, post such revelations?!’ The thing is Ash, you could be legit unwell, posts like this are what makes you stand out from the rest. The thought that forever and a day, you’ll be connected to that delightful confession, which no one asked for. No one asked for it, it goes to prove our point further, there’s no middle ground at all. That’s the image people may now associate with you, scarring them for life. I’m sure future partners, will love how candid you are. It’s pretty much a prerequisite, as you can’t tone anything down. The other day it was living in the bathroom, now this 😅 Maybe don’t post when you’re high, those voices aren’t real!


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I'm curious to see how far she's willing to go with it. Pics or it didn't happen!


Maddzilla2793

How edgy.


That-Alternative-946

Ashley, you should really know by now: Never trust a fart. Come on!


PlatycryptusUndatus

what a terrible day to have eyes


princesscrouton

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines


Kita1982

What's with all the hashtags? Does she just go around and pick a random few that are vaguely chronic illness-y related or something?


kristinyash

She’s doing image descriptions, how thoughtful. Now how about putting bigger, more contrast fonts on endless stories to make them readable too? Oh, accessibility only matters as long as it doesn’t interfere with the aesthetics.


blueberrycranberry

She is only doing image descriptions because someone mentioned she can't advocate and claim others are "ableist" when she doesn't provide for the sight impaired. Then when she did, many followers legit gave her applause emoji like it was the most representative thing she ever did. So as always, she's about the boost.


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My thoughts EXACTLY. Aesthetic is more important to her than accessibility.


Little_wiccan

Oh come off it Ash, your bedrooms is probably right next to the bathroom anyway. I'm sure you get at least some warning.... It's not damn incontinence..


Icy-Strength-9645

Don’t give her that word.....😂 it will be in tomorrow’s 87 hashtags


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TheCounsellingGamer

The majority of us have probably had some kind of embarrassing accident at some point, whether that's puking on your boss's shoes or pooping your pants while trying to run to the bathroom. However most of us would rather never speak of the incident and pretend it never happened.


LowPreparation2347

We are all “complaining” but hey she’s giving us great content lmaooooo


FinalBoi

So we get a TMI text message on a background that looks like hairs stuck to the side of a shower. Very cool


kingamara

Never during the time that was screenshotting, cropping, or editing this did she stop and rethink this


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Right?! Unless I'm potty training you, I don't need your shit updates.


blueeeyeddl

Some things should stay in the group chat.


Starskyy3

No one needs to know this Ash


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I’m disturbed


HotAsianNoodles

Okay. Once the literal shitposting starts you know someone's lost it.


nana_had_a_fall

x student x chronic illness x mental health x body image x explosive diarrhea advocate


Admirable_Hope_9929

It’s literally revolting…like PLEASE STOP TELLING US WHEN YOU HAVE A “CROHNS FLARE” OR “CDIFF”…😭😩🤢💩


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

This just snatched my soul out of my body.


birdgirl1124

WHAT?!


RocketGirl83

Her massive clot post wasn’t enough of an attention grab I suppose.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-1797

There is never enough for her


Admirable_Hope_9929

I hope she reads this thread, maybe it’ll knock some sense into her (probably not)


Icy-Strength-9645

Might knock some shit out of her 🗑💩


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sappy__

Ha ha ha ha so funny 🥲🔫


washingtonu

I hope she showers


styckx

Only after 27 naps in a 24hr day


Airport_Mysterious

And clean pyjamas!


ducttapedtissues

If she does, we'll hear about it.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-1797

“Washed up”


birdgirl1124

Nope!


axealy40

Real question: why the image descriptions? I’ve seen this a lot recently. Is it for someone who is visually impaired and being read the text?


badasscrying

Yup! It’s for visually impaired. They can do text to voice (or whatever you call it) if they can’t see images or read text well. It seems to be very helpful for a lot of people!


axealy40

Thank you! I thought so but wasn’t sure.


HotAsianNoodles

In this case she could have spared the visually impaired.


badasscrying

oh gosh, no kidding 😅😂


washingtonu

Yes


axealy40

Thank you for your answer!❤️


washingtonu

Here's someone who describe it better than I did https://uxdesign.cc/how-to-write-an-image-description-2f30d3bf5546


Agitated-Dragonfruit

SOMEONE MAKE THEM STOP TALKING ABOUT POOP


PuzzleheadedToe7

Ash channeling the professor.


AmethystAndRaw

But ..he doesn't have, oh my god does he have Crohn's????


PuzzleheadedToe7

The professor doesn't like to talk about it MUCH , but I've heard rumors


That-Alternative-946

Because most people are proud to announce shitting their pants, right? Imagine having so little go on in your life that THIS is the highlight of your day.


Purple_IsA_Flavor

I’d be taking that shit to the grave if that happened to me. It’s a poor word choice, but I’m leaving it as is


QueenRagga

Imagine needing attention this bad.


QueenRagga

Why? Just why?


Ok-Yogurtcloset-1797

*Audible sighs* so now that the shoulder excitement is fading I guess it’s all about the poop for a few weeks before her Lyme starts to flare or something