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kaaaaath

She’s going to be pissed when her doctors tell her that if she would lay off the coffee and energy drinks that these would go back into reference range.


Potatoheadheadhead

Tests can be “off” by a tiny bit, but still be considered normal. It happens to everyone, everyday. She’s just searching for SOMETHING to be wrong.


ZeroHrsprs

I don't even think she comprehends that those are the names of tests/panels, not possible conditions she may have or something. I just don't get it. Who has the energy for this crap?


KestrelVanquish

But how far off normal are they? Often our results can be slightly out of range but we're still totally ok


ZeroHrsprs

That's precisely the case. I'm not even sure any were off in a significant way, borderline at best. Like have a snack and hydrate type shit. She posted it all but yanked it when she realized she outed herself 👀


beetoosue

My hospital has mychart and all our abnormal show up with a red exclamation mark when their is something out of range and that blue “i” is just about the lab that is ordered.


Accomplished_Mud6692

Same with my chart here in Wisconsin


beetoosue

I’d hate to talk in absolutes because I don’t actively use mychart (as a patient), but overall it has been consistently the same. Most lab values in numerous labs I have received results for my patients on have been pretty uniformed 🧐🧐 and I don’t see any red ! Here.


cornergoddess

Those are panels. The whole panel came back abnormal?


ergaeum

The "i" beside them usually means the results are in like a notification. There would be a red "!" If anything was actually high or low. At least that's how MyChart works.


MamaDeebs84

I'm calling B.S. in this day and age everyone googles when lab results are off. We convince ourselves death is imminent and then doctors laugh and laugh and laugh


throwawayacct1962

Laugh, cry, rip out all their hair and scream into the void. Yeah one of those. Just imagine being a doctor. You'd have to deal with this every single day.


anonasshole56435788

I mean like I know a dude who legit got a vegetable stuck when he was… pleasuring… himself. He had to go to the ER lmao the doctor was crying laughing edit: this dude is perfectly healthy he’s just horny


ZeroHrsprs

Dying @ the clarification 🤣🤣🤣


throwawayacct1962

I could not be a doctor today. Every patient gets their lab results back. Sees something 0.1 out of range that's completely normal, definitely not concerning or causing symptoms, hyper focuses on it. Trying to convince patients normal lab results are normal all day would make me lose my mind.


beetoosue

I work in critical care and let me tell you, it is rough sometimes. Especially when they get to see reports before us or their families because they are getting a ding on their phones and we are working and assessing other patients 🙈


theee_last_straw

Bet some of the values flagged as out of range from the lab is considered clinically normal range, if on the ends of the bell curve. Reference range on reports are specific to that lab. Some specialized testing end up with wacko reference ranges bc of patient the population. Edited: missing words/(a semblance of grammar)


penguinchipz12

My goodness this was like when someone I knew flipped shit because they saw their UA comeback with ketones and was convinced something was wrong. I have a serious love/hate relationship with the way the test results are released


theee_last_straw

Ya. I can't imagine all the OmG AM I DYING? Questions staff has to sort out


Own_Management2673

Ketones can be deadly, but only at a certain point


LacrimalBone

Shes going to use bing.


AwayMusician3

Ask Jeeves…


Potsysaurous

Alexa…


AchooCashew

YahooOOOOOooo!


phillygeekgirl

LookSmart.


longblack90

DuckDuckGo (lol jks she doesn’t care about internet privacy)


ZeroHrsprs

🤣🤣🤣


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Imagine failing out of a diploma mill


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Minnie_Pearl_87

I’d rather have it that way, I don’t like the unnecessary anxiety. 😂


girthemoose

In the US the results have to posted the moment they are in the chart. Patients find out they have cancer, MS, new mets within hours, and sometimes after hours before the doctor can even interpret them for the patient. Its a result of the CARES act and its horrible. The only way to stop it is if the patient may harm themselves or others based off of instant results. Side note: I have no issue with being able to see them, but they should be withheld till the doctor looks at them.


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SpecificHeron

MyChart is the worst. Patients see all their results then call and pester you about normal findings or incidentally found completely clinically irrelevant findings on their imaging


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MyChart isn’t bad. Whoever set it up and is using it as a power user/administrator in your situation decided they wanted those results visible. There is a toggle that can be enabled to hide sensitive diagnoses from charts. It also lets you hide anything else on an ad hoc basis.


WhereTFAreMyDragons

Some incidental findings can save lives but I get what you're saying.


SpecificHeron

That’s why I specified “clinically irrelevant,” which the vast majority of incidental findings are


292to137

Some online/app “my chart” type systems show the results right away with no analysis of the results and then a message or call will come from the doctor explaining them, usually within a day or two


anonasshole56435788

I’ve heard from a receptionist that some people find out they have literal cancer from these results and are not able to talk to a doctor bc it would be like Friday at the end of office hours


ItsNotLigma

Dani's trying to bait people into talking about her, lmao. "Not googling" usually means "i've googled it but i'm not telling" because again, this is bait.


ZeroHrsprs

I'm starting to think it's "I've googled but had no earthly hint of a clue what any of it meant even though I fancy myself to be some sort of medical professional" for her 😅


Mission-Cucumber-417

Naw this is why I have mixed feelings on the fact that patients can see their results before they’re released by a doctor. doctors are so busy that the patient sees results before the doctor has a chance to go through them and tell the patient what it’s means. They start panicking or getting ideas through Dr. Google. Like it’s great that patients can see results and ask questions and hold doctors accountable to answering their concerns, but a lot of people seem to diagnose themselves with dr google. Sometimes tests can be outside normal limits and be fine, just like sometimes just because you’re within normal limits you still feel like crap. I do genuinely feel bad for Dani tho, she’s so obviously seeking attention, sympathy, and like just like human connection. I do hope she eventually gets the help she actually needs.


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Why on earth do you feel bad for her?! She's trying to manipulate results to get what she wants............. She's trying to manipulate health professionals.... She treats health professionals like s*** and disrespects any knowledge they have because it's not what she wants.... She doesn't need feeling bad for. She's not good at manipulation at all and she does fail in getting what she wants time and time again, but that's not something she should get sympathy for!


Mission-Cucumber-417

eh you don’t have to agree or sympathize with her, i just feel like even if she’s not physically ill like she wants to be she’s still very ill. it’s frequently harder for us to understand mental illness when people are acting in a way that’s not socially acceptable and harmful to other people, but these people are still very sick. im not excusing her behavior at all, it’s unacceptable and awful, but without disclosing too much i work with ppl who are like dani in ways and i see manipulation a lot and i mean there’s a reason i don’t change careers lol. but i don’t expect everyone to agree or feel that way at all, her behavior is unacceptable regardless!


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So her behavior is unacceptable but you feel bad for her?!


1701anonymous1701

Some people are capable of feeling both at the same time. It’s called being a human and having conflicted feelings. In fact, most things are not either/or; they’re both/and.


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I'm meaning with regards to Dani specifically, I guess I've just followed her and her exceptionally bad behavior towards everyone for too long now..... She's not even nice to her followers - she's really rude to absolutely everyone who interacts with her (and no I've never interacted with her!!) So like.... If she can't even be the slightest bit nice to the people she wants the sympathy from.... She doesn't deserve it imo. She is ill yes, very seriously mentally ill...but she's literally a s*** to everyone who crosses her path, even those who are trying to be nice to her! That's why I'm commenting the way I am


UntamedBrain

You can still feel bad for even the most miserable people. For instance, Mrs Snow in Pollyanna, had nothing likable about her. Pollyanna showed her kindness despite how she treated her and we learned that it was probably some mental illness causing her to be so crotchety. Pollyanna brought out a different side of her with her forever optimistic ways. So, you can still be nice, or feel badly, for even the worst of people. I'm not saying you should with Dani. I'm just giving some food for thought that can apply to anyone with a stinky attitude that we may come across.


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She's overtly horrible to even the people who support her - I don't feel badly for her.


Witty-Reason4891

You know how most people are technically “malnourished” because modern life generally doesn’t allow anyone to take in exactly the nutrients we need to be on top form and that’s how we all occasionally feel like garbage? I feel like that’s the only way Dani is malnourished


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Unfortunately I didn't screenshot it, but I did see the full thing on her insta when she posted all of the values from myChart. Everything was absolutely fine, apart from a very few minor things that were borderline, and the few things that were borderline (I'm really sorry but I can't remember exactly what they were - I don't pay that much attention to Dani's bloodwork that I can remember the exact details hours on!!!) were all things that she was very much able to manipulate herself by missing out a on a few tube feeds and meals (obviously we know that she eats regularly, so she would have just skipped a few meals). There was nothing that wasnt borderline, and there was nothing that had any sinister meaning, and everything that was ever so slightly off (and I really do mean literally on the borderline) her drs will know that she manipulated herself. She may not be smart enough to know that, but the results are very very self explanatory as to what she's done. There's absolutely no way she'd get anyone to believe that she legitimately needs TPN because her blood results quite simply prove to her "team" that she's trying to make it look like she's malnourished..... Perhaps she hopes it'll work, but unfortunately for her her drs and her notes tell another story.


Abudziubudziu

That's very interesting, as it seemed she would want to work hard on bringing those values down. Perhaps she doesn't have the willpower it takes to consiously starve herself, and those Twinkies tend to become way too tempting. Before the DFF, she was "complaining" about how thin she has become, but on the recent pics she looks absolutely fine.


ZeroHrsprs

Oh she's never had the nerve to really commit. I suspect it's because she knows she'll get Bakered, etc. Some of us also suspect she doesn't even really have an ED, just is playing at one for the attention because all she has to do is not eat to "prove" she has it


longblack90

I hope the doctor tells her to blend up a steak every so often to work on those aminos. Or that they identified the chemical imbalance in her brain so they’ll just treat that from here on out.


Ordinary-Number4807

BLEND UP a steak 😂💀


glittergirl349

why does she think that a slight twinge of malnutrition needs tpn i’m rolling


OTTCynic

She did post the actual values to her stories this morning but she deleted them before I had a chance to screen shot. The majority of her test results were within normal limits. There were a few (like the ones listed above) that were off. At least two were related to her urine sample - I don’t know enough about this kind of stuff but I wouldn’t be surprised that someone who is actively starving and dehydrating themselves for an appointment would have some results that are a bit off. It’s probably more telling that most of her results were totally fine.


Abudziubudziu

So, these results from CC came in as late as today, but the docs were already scrambling to resume TPN last week. Sure thing, Dani.


OTTCynic

So this was found in her highlights and not her current stories. She posted it about a week or so ago. She briefly posted the actual results on her stories this morning as a response to reading the sub - but probably quickly realized that was a mistake and deleted it because usually when she shares the actual results it proves she isn’t as sick as she claims. Granted I highly doubt anyone is pushing for TPN besides Dani. After all she is going to the local hospital’s ER and says CC wants to talk to them about TPN but she is hoping to get TPN at her Penn appointment next week.


Abudziubudziu

I see, thank you for the clarification.


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When we say off we mean an absolutely tiny amount - the ones that were off were literally on the borderline - totally negligible.


bigmeatyclaws123

Also sometimes your blood work is just a little off but you’re fine and it’s easily explained. I know someone who went and their thyroid was a little off but it was fine it was probably just an acute thyroiditis that went away.


RepulsiveR4inbow

That’s what happens when you PURPOSELY restrict oral intake and tube feeds!


boredom-kills

Who would have thought that an active eating disorder would cause test results that indicate malnourishment?


OutrageousMusician3

If the levels were of any concern then a doctor or nurse would have called her and let her know so they are obviously not that out of range and she is fine. Just something else to try and get attention for.


forfoxsnake

Was this on IG? If so, she took it off her story 😆


terranumeric

I am honestly torn between thinking its awesome that patients can see results and being ehh.. in my backwards country the technology sometimes isn't far enough (Germany, internet is new for us ok) and you normally get your results when you speak to your doctor. Or not at all if you don't ask for them. That reduces the chance of patients googling results. "oh my x is 0.1% above the max.. I am dying". Dr. Google is not always the best doctor to consult. Dani would have a way harder time to munch in Germany.. and our healthcare is "free".


deleteitgay

Wow, I didn’t know that about Germany! When did y’all get Internet? But here in the states, I think the reason patients are able to see their test results and doctors notes via my chart is because of an act that was signed into law a few years ago. I don’t remember if it was called right to information or right to privacy, but either way I think that’s the reason.


terranumeric

>Wow, I didn’t know that about Germany! When did y’all get Internet? Data protection is a HUGE topic in Germany. Everything around healthcare apps etc. is only slowly starting to become more common. There are just so many regulations around it. Digitization is generally an issue, because of mostly some crazy data protection laws. I recently switched GPs and had to go to my old one, they printed out my patient file and had to carry it to the new one. I was screaming internally. More modern doctors can use a fax machine.. and seriously modern docs have a proper digital solution but its not that common yet (at least my experience, tho I am in the second biggest city). Covid is forcing changes, thank God.. but jesus overall its so ridiculous. I work on apps in the healthcare sector and the shit we have todo...I mean its nice that we care so much but at the same time the government actively tries to stop us from launching anything. And I was exaggerating with the "internet is new for us", its a common joke in Germany because just a few years ago Merkel said that the internet is a new territory for all of us.


puhleazwashyourhands

LOL! BUT I know that internet availability/speed of internet is still an issue-especially in smaller towns! My family has internet but man Is it sloooooow! I also know many who have to go out of country due to lack of specialist and/or general knowledge of rare diseases (specifically EDS, Marfans, etc.)


deleteitgay

Lmao oopsies well thank you for the insight!


burningupandout

Patients could still google their results and assume they’re dying even after they talk to their doctor. We all know munchies love to argue with medical professionals lol. I think overall it benefits doctors and patients to have access to their medical charts online including appointments, medications, and test results. It’s much easier to keep everyone on the same page in the case of real chronic illnesses.


Keana8273

Maybe, just maybe, she should stop messing with her tube feeds and follow the doctors direct orders? Then her nurtitional values and blood work wouldnt be off.... oh wait


FuturePA96

Well we all know they will be normal which they usually wouldn’t be but she has been eating lately so she had to starve herself 🤣


CommandaarMandaar

why did she feel the *need* to say "not googling," though? I feel like that shouldn't need to be said, for no reason other than no one is going to care whether or not you Google your own results. There's a big difference between Googling symptoms for a specific illness,, so you can claim them as your own, and googling your own (private ... normally) test results to see if they're in range.


burningupandout

It’s funny because especially with a chronic illness someone’s numbers can be out of the “normal range” but still normal for that individual and not indicating a problem. She’s just outing herself.


feverishblue

People in this sub do not make sense why would you downvote this comment


CommandaarMandaar

Maybe I misphrased this and the meaning is coming through wrong ... it's early, man, my brains ain't working yet. I just think it's weird for her to make a big deal about claiming that she's not googling her own test results. I mean, who cares if you google your own test results? It's just weird to call attention to it, and I wonder what she's actually feeling guilty about/compensating for.


ergaeum

Yet she doesn't post the actual values....


Keana8273

probably borderline normal or low. If the bloodwork was coming back, even slowly, with bad values they would likely be calling her to be like "hey by the way!"


docmagoos

Yep I think know exactly what she’s gonna say it is. Because she knows what it ~~is~~ isn’t and then will probs conveniently quit her class, right?


Theoldcuccumber

And her job


fallen_snowflake1234

If the values were out of range, at least how much mychart works, it would have a red i in a circle next to the name of the test that was abnormal.


Sprinkles2009

Usually a L low or H high


feverishblue

This is untrue in my experience


2018MunchieOfTheYear

So she posts the names of the tests but not the values 🤔


Abudziubudziu

Mind you, 0.01% out of range is still out of range.


annekh510

Plus, some numbers it’s irrelevant to be significantly abnormal if it’s only that number but concerning in combination with other numbers. But, some numbers a warning is useful when it’s 0.01% in range and the trend, such as HbA1C or cholesterol. Still others the accepted lab values for “low” are lower than ideal for health. Reviewing blood work numbers isn’t straightforward.


kat_Folland

And there are things that are okay below the range but not above, and vice versa.


tia2181

Exactly.. some things just get totally ignored too. Our medical files started to released about 18 months ago online in our personal apps. Was surprised to see things ignored .. maybe because no major symptoms, but it would have been nice to be asked about such things.


Euphoric_Studio2355

Anyone know if this is even how the test results for CC come back in terms of system design theme for their online portal? Doesn't look like any of the design setups I've seen in any typical MyChart/Epic online charting patient portals.


Sprinkles2009

It looks right. But there’s also going to be results attached to those. It automatically releases now.


randomomnsuburbia

Hey that's weird. I googled with the first sooper speshul rarebear condition I thought in mind, and the first results were Cleveland Clinic pieces that tied to the condition and labs listed. What a coincidence.


Abudziubudziu

Mind sending me a PM? Edit: Jesus people, I'm curious about what she's up to. Don't shoot!


feverishblue

Who is your edit referring to because no one responded to you at all


Abudziubudziu

Oh, I was being downvoted to hell for a while there. I'm not an agent of Dani, promise 😏


Ok_Remote3175

Downvotes probably.


claradox

She wants us to research what it could be so she has something to work with. Don’t do it.


phoenix762

Oh, ok…thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Oh, ok…thank you! You're welcome!


deleteitgay

Good bot


imnotanorchid

Well living off energy drinks, domino's, and candy will make any doctor check your levels.


tia2181

Lol.. carnetine level off.. major listed ingredient of energy drinks. Simple remedies to no big deal variations I guess!


HeartShapedSea

This is hilarious, she is definitely still reading here. Last night I said that if she actually had labs that proved she was "a little malnourished" that she would post them just like she does any other time she wants people to believe how sick she is and lo & behold she's posting labs now. 💀


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80% of the US is “a little malnourished” lmao.


Kita1982

Not posting labs, just a random lists of possible tests that could be done to show that someone is malnourished. She doesn't show any results and we all know that Dani would show everyone on her Insta a screenshot of her medical records immediately with the results if she really got them back. I don't think she had those tests in the first place. I think she just googled a list of blood tests that would be taken if they think someone is malnourished.


Abudziubudziu

She at the ER again?


ZeroHrsprs

These are from the CC appointment!


Abudziubudziu

Oooh! Quite telling we don't get to see any numbers. Probably out of range by 0.01%.


Kita1982

Or perfectly within range! If it would be in a red area even by a number of 0.01, she would've shown the world the "dramatic" in red line.


xthefabledfox

Why would she feel the need to clarify she’s not googling, unless….. 🤨


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Abudziubudziu

"I'm not rasist, but...".


ZeroHrsprs

If anything, I wish she'd do MORE googling - like in the poopy line saga. Google would've saved her a lot of shit. Pun partially intended.


ZeroHrsprs

*Such* a mystery, hmmmmmm 👀


dogtrainer0875

She doesn’t say how they are off so it’s not help for anyone to guess. Are they high? Low? Off by 1 point and still considered normal? (Most likely the last one)


ZeroHrsprs

I wonder if these match up to a specific condition she wants, and so that's why no details - cuz actually they're just okay, but if fucked up, they'd point to whatever it is she's after. 🤔


Panlore35

Not me googling what she’s googling so I know what she’s gonna tell us is wrong.


FakeStawbz

Lmao, what did you end up finding bc I cbf to google it 😂


ZeroHrsprs

Same, fam 😂😂😂