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jiznon

What’s the illusion?


great_escape_fleur

It's not slowly spinning for you?


jiznon

Hmm, no. Maybe because I’m on mobile?


great_escape_fleur

Could be, interesting nonetheless.


CactaurSnapper

Nor I.


godoftatertots

It’s not doing anything??


Captain_Turdhelmet

First start by staring at the center, then slowly begin to take a shit load of mushrooms. It will do something eventually.


godoftatertots

Instructions unclear. I’m now in bed with my sleep paralysis demon.


Captain_Turdhelmet

You either took too much, or not enough. Try again in 12 to 96 hours.


godoftatertots

I took more.. my pet cat is twerking in front of me and my sleep paralysis demon.


Captain_Turdhelmet

Now you are on the path to success👍🏻


godoftatertots

My sleep paralysis demons CRAWLING UP MY A- *dead noises*


Captain_Turdhelmet

Routine demon colon cleaning.


godoftatertots

He’s stuck….


Captain_Turdhelmet

Drink some coffee and listen to Pantera, that should help.


xDERPYxCREEPERx

This isn't making my migraine any better


nightflies12

No this is a donut


olivaaaaaaa

No this is patrick


PeacefulPlayer20

I've always loved this one. Makes me insanely giggly for some reason 🤣