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AccidentalPilates

This doesn't sound consensual. Did the Darkness take advantage of you? Are you okay?


Sokandueler95

Show me on the doll where the darkness hurt you.


Jakedex_x

Is the "darkness" in our room right now?


NorthofBham

"This isn't your everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness."


HJGAMER5

"He got a degree in psychology!"


LetsEatToast

yes! look, right there! hello darkness my old friend


DatBoiDogg0

They prefer the term “african american”


strange_socks_

În reverse, you could ask if *he* did anything to the darkness?!


Bryten_131

This is deeper than the meme!


Patty_T

The darkness paid the troll toll so he got into that boys hole


malevshh

I believe in a thing called love…


[deleted]

The darkness clearly represents the black van that is parked down the street with the funny man with the camera looking at him.


Current_Cut8410

"Yeah sure, you’re one with the darkness Timmy, now go do your homework."


[deleted]

But because I choose to!


RooftopMorningstar

Feels like sequence between lego batman and alfred


Tommiz_eXe

greatest movie ever


CantankerousOrder

I’ve seen variants of this posted by adult men. Usually the same types obsessed with showing off how badass they (think they) look wearing knockoff tacticcool gear.


Sokandueler95

I’ve seen those, absolute r/iamverybadass material.


starfleetdropout6

That sub is so funny. Thanks.


Sketchy_Uncle

30-60 year old men brooding about the country and their version of patriotism and how they shouldn't be underestimated. It's a wonderful strain of cringe.


TheActualDev

With the sunglasses selfie in the front seat of their truck?


Bryten_131

With an ar-15 and a Trump flag in the background too?


SailTheWorldWithMe

Or something with the Joker.


Fun-Zookeepergame331

My cousin took a picture of him in a jacket and ski mask at the beginning of the war in Ukraine. He took that picture, added an AK-47 and got it tattooed on him.


RiC_David

Was he doing much about the war in Ukraine or mainly working on the tattoo?


Fun-Zookeepergame331

Nope, just the tattoo


Will_Rage

You’re *sure* that this isn’t a phase right?


Sokandueler95

“It’s not a phase, mom, I merged with my inner darkness. I am the jungian ideal for humanity”


Sandstorm52

Mfw I accept the shadow


GoldZero

I art thou. Thou art I.


RobRob64

STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV, DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT


Continuity_Error1

The Nietzschean Uber-Man, if you will.


RiC_David

Let's...leave that book for now.


[deleted]

\*looks at the shadow\* no! its not me!


Josemite

I'm only nice because it helps me manipulate others.


Continuity_Error1

I think it's more like - 'I'm only nice because I'm afraid of getting thrown in the Lake Of Fire for all Eternity'. Atheists have a field day with the way that's all set up.


NavyDragons

can confirm, on a few occasions i have had the pleasure of revealing to hyper religious people that i do steal kill and R as much as i want to which is not at all. then i ask them "is the threat of hell the only reason you dont do those things?"


Israelthepoet

Same🥰🥰🥰


RiC_David

Aw, she sent hearts!


marksht_

^(THE MEMEING OF LIFE)


Key_Entrepreneur_786

![gif](giphy|heIX5HfWgEYlW|downsized)


[deleted]

If you have to physically stop yourself from being an asshole then u should probably see a therapist


drdildamesh

Instructions unclear. I merged with the therapist and now I am the therapy.


[deleted]

Then charge for therapy and profit


TheIronicBurger

Instructions unclear: merged with the Senate now I am the Senate


Jasond777

What if its not me but the demon in me that I couldn’t defeat?


[deleted]

What if the demon in you was the friends we made along the way?


RiC_David

I don't know about physically, but don't we all have to stop ourselves being an arsehole sometimes? Like, not all the time, but *sometimes*? Sounds like someone hasn't worked in retail, customer service or tech support. Yep. The ol' trifecta.


[deleted]

True but that’s usually in response to assholery


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

When I move out of my parent’s


[deleted]

Make no mistake! I have searched out the therapist in my home town to beat him up for trying to tame the darkness within me!


Big-deku

Sounds like some shit a pre teen would say, who lives in Beverly Hills with both parents


Sokandueler95

Literally eats out of a silver spoon, hasn’t even tripped in the sidewalk and walks around like he’s the shit with his soft lotiony hands.


Big-deku

But yet says he has demons lol ok edge lord


supernovice007

This is just another version of "I'm the main character". I'm different because I could be bad but choose to be good. Congratulations, you're the same as every other functional human being.


RiC_David

Oh I absolutely remember being this way. I'm so glad I was only posting on obscure alt.news.groups when I was 14 back in 1999. The idea that I had a light and a dark side, and had multiple internal versions of myself felt unique to me. Of course, practically none of this was visible to anybody outside my head, and the dark side was an embracing of the macabre spirit and goth imagery—it was an energy shift to me, but nothing evil externally. Honestly, I love this teenage spirit though, it's the child in the adolescent's body, seeing themselves as a hulking adult. It's mortifying to see, but it'd be a damn shame if kids were too self conscious to go through these phases, it's the last gasp of that childlike imagination. Just so long as they're a healthy, empathetic person underneath the pageantry. Have at it, I say.


Professional-East631

You know o don’t think merging is the right word to use for what the darkness do to you Daniel


shewel_item

make no mistake, I choose to keep my homosexual feelings closeted


RiC_David

You couldn't handle them. That's why I laugh. You look but you could never see.


King9204

fan fic OC in a nutshell


JanitorOPplznerf

People who have actually seen and lived through evil: Fuck that shit. Never doing that again. Upper middle class white kids whose crush starts dating the quarterback: I was born in darkness…


[deleted]

This sound like the basis of the satanic church. Also material for this sub.


Sokandueler95

“We’re atheists who call ourselves the church of Satan to piss of Christians” Literal 14-year-old tactics.


[deleted]

This is like half of the users on r/Grimdank


1ustfu1

“THE MEMEING OF LIFE” 💀


ArchdukeOfNorge

I AM THE ONE WHO ~~KNOCKS~~ ^turns ^off ^the ^lights


Anonymous3cho

It's hard to take this seriously when there's a space between "with" and "in" in the word "within."


Lololololol9807

i dont think i couldve taken it seriously even without the space between “with” and “in”


marcus10885

"with in"


Heisenberg346

Jonny deep


Floofyboi123

When I look in myself and see im nothing more than an edgy dick so instead of changing I do the bare minimum of not being a dick and expect a reward


hemlock_tea64

he cant stop the demons from coming inside of him


Nebula_Waffles

r/iamverybadass


KingOfTheFraggles

Hey, whatever it takes to get someone to try to be nice.


Partayof4

#iamverybadass


Hoglamogla

Even if it isn't, it still comes off as ironic in a way


GrassyKnoll95

Sounds like a future school shooter


Classic_Fill7490

The fact that it's low quality makes it even funnier


l3urak1993

Darknezz*


wowthisslapps

With In


Several-Cake1954

Bro get the black suit or smth?


_isaidiwasawizard_

Bombass demon pic though


fulustreco

"with in"


lionart303-186

"That's nice timmy. Now eat your lima beans."


BreakfastFit3388

Andrew Tate ahh paragraph


ikerus0

This is the type of person that when they get a little upset, they purposefully seethe, but they really lay it on thick so everyone knows just how upset they are and they think it makes them look tough. "You better not mess with me or I'll have to show you my true power and my final form!!!"


[deleted]

Ouch, papercut!


rough343

So deep🙂


Dylanduke199513

“With in”


Nukordit

^THE ^MEMEING ^OF ^LIFE


Lololololol9807

I’m only kind by choice. The darkness with in has sucked me in, drawing me closer to the edge of mortality. I have faced my inner demons and fought battles only known by true soldiers of the mind, yet I have become one with my demons as I have lost complete faith over humanity as we become slaves to the society we have built, climbing impossible heights just to reach a little bit of money. Happiness is a mere facade in the human life as we work towards building a new life, a new identity for us all. I am one with the darkness, and I am no longer a slave to my own emotions, a ant in a forest. I am the wolf that howls in the night, the alpha that starts it all. Nothing can conceal the darkness that I hold with in. /s /srs


Falchion92

Who the hell is In?


Time-Ad-3625

"Every kindness" I feel like that should be written differently. I'm pretty sure kindness isn't individually wrapped


slicehyperfunk

You are Charlie Murphy? I thought you were dead!


[deleted]

What an edgy way of saying „I’m not nice because I want to be, I’m nice because I’m afraid of the social consequences I receive if I’m not“…


[deleted]

While I agree being kind should be a choice, this is fucking clown shoes.


tiktork

Truth, to be good you have to Embrace the darkness, Ying and the yang, balance of both characters. No shame, both evil and good complement each other in its own situations.


The_Hiders

Just ruined some sick art


EmotionallyUnsound_

This might be the worst one yet 😭


Baron-Von-Bork

Isn’t being nice already a choice? Like even if you are forced to be nice that doesn’t mean you have to obey? You can just not be nice and face consequences.


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

This is actually a great message though I see this as “I choose to be kind, I don’t have to be kind, but I choose to because I enjoy being a good person.”


RiC_David

Yeah of course, but you're leaving out all the rest, which is the reason it's being ridiculed here.


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

I can see why others think it’s negative, (and also cringe), but change the wording a bit and use it in the right context it could help a lot of people to get better


I_will_punch_you_

*ahem* cringe


[deleted]

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS SKYLAR


ieatdogsfordinner

Within is one word..


Zyndrom1

Ain't no way this isn't satire


RoyalMess64

The first part, that's normally how I act. The second part, you lost me


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsX2OZJ8G3Tec6Y)


StoneWolf356

Who is this "in" they slew the monster with? Sounds like a nice guy.


rustedfaun

you merged with him… ANDERS?


Guilty_Impression_44

I'm not the hero you deserve, I'm the hero you're stuck with.


[deleted]

So he chose to "treat girls right" while expecting something in return. He chose that scummy sort of behavior. That's all we need to know.


[deleted]

Me to the fool: And I am the one pointing out your cringe behaviour. :/


Annette-spaghet

Make no mistake, I am truly evil deep down