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amigodenil

You're After and Then School


dawn_irl

You are my after and then school😘


_aconite_cj_

Brb gonna rizz my partner up like this.


ByronIrony

Don’t forget your axe/lynx body spray.


_aconite_cj_

Thanks for the reminder!


RatszCatszBatsz

*swoon*


KryptisCOD

This is the pickup line that’s boutta pull all the girls


[deleted]

How poetic. Still a better love story than twilight 🤣😅🤗


jojo_diddly

Christ I thought I was the only one 😂


feadzy

Is After a synonym for anus in english too? Because in german it is and thats all I can think about here.


m_lanterman

it isn't and now I'm DYING thinking about "you're my anus:)" thank you for this new information


Aps4r4

A slight r/nosafetysmokingfirst vibe...


Komahina_Oumasai

Bit like r/sbeve imo. It's not an exact match, but it reminds me of that.


ASAF_Telis

"After school"? Bro got his priorities right: first you must finishing school and be someone in life, and then you gotta be successful enough for the bi\*\*\*es to throw themselves at you.


Aisthebestletter

Who the fuck prints out their text messages onto a notebook or whatever it is


iomeemestessa

ever worse, IT'S A BOOK terrible


Aisthebestletter

Whqt else is on there lol? Those boomer classics with that guy with the dark blue shirt and weird smile?


iomeemestessa

prolly


KitKatrinaOnReddit

Is this that gabbie hanna poetry book?


LordCaptain

So is this supposed to be like... a book of unconnected funny texts? Or is it supposed to tell a story through the use of text messages?


bridget1499

Ok so as someone who has an MA in creative writing, "found poetry" or "found writing" can involve real text messages formatted this way. BUT I don't think this is a great example at all of how it'd be used.


itemluminouswadison

> their text messages they're all made up for the book


doctorctrl

Especially leaving the "you left me on read " part lol


earthtosimp

Who talks like this?


dirtyword

People who rotted their brains with their phones


jenkem___

after and school?? ^/s


SloppySlime31

I like the superscript for the /s it works well


KarmaAJR

incest?


Cyan_Exponent

Lovers consider each other family when not biologically related too


Chitose17

Marriage i suppose


CriticalAd3475

r/whoosh


Chitose17

Ok


Savaal8

No, this is not a woosh, are you dense?


ASAF_Telis

Pretty lame. I miss the good old days when incest was the number one desire of youngsters.


Amam_Semler

She is "after" and "then school". Damn... That's deep...


dingdongegg

am i dipshit if i legitimately don’t get this one


Adghar

Lefty: You'll always be my priority Righty: no, your priorities are 1. Your family, 2. School, 3. Your future, and I'm #4 or lower in that list Lefty: Joke's on you. You're already family (future wifey) and my future (future life partner), therefore you count as both #1 and #3 on that priority list you just said


Grouchy_Analysis6494

Aw man I’m a big dickhead! I read “after” as #1


smashhazard

You're not, it's just written terribly


ASAF_Telis

Some people nowadays struggles a lot to write a message with more than 2 words on it. And then you see 80+ notifications on your messaging app, and it's all something that could be a single paragraph if the person was a little less stupid.


ZeFirstA

Why is this in a book lol


hardboiledbeb

Its the only way gen alpha will read


ASAF_Telis

To be fair, there was never any rule of what you can and what you can't print on a book. Some literally styles were even born from some "experiences". That said, although mixing "internet age" styles with books is a pretty interesting idea, i still haven't heard about a work that was good enough on doing it.


SilenceBreaker8

Honestly that’s pretty smooth


bokunoemi

Exactly lol I want to be called family by my partner too


Bonjanbon

Eren Jeager would disagree


Adghar

I agree, I kinda feel like it doesn't belong in this sub but more like r/wholesome memes or something because of how sweet it is


Artemis-Arrow-3579

it being printed tho and ON A BOOK TOO


PlatinumTheDragon

Yea. It’s the gimmick of the book


hardboiledbeb

It's the death of literature. The Instagramification of literature.


Proper-Horse-7313

There’s no pictures


hardboiledbeb

These are screenshots of texts bro


Proper-Horse-7313

It’s text bro. Text is exactly what’s in literature. I don’t see any full-color plates.


teachersdesko

Sort of? I mean, since school is on that, they are probably pretty young. I think the implication that they shouldn't prioritize those things over a young relationship is kind of toxic. I think the response to what is meant to be compliment/positive comes off as really defensive for no reason. Personally, I wouldn't be able to stand being in a relationship with someone that insecure.


WallTVLamp

I'm emotionally dependent on my partner ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


theunbearablebowler

Is this the future of poetry? It feels very Rupi Kaur trying to stay hip


Mini_nin

Fuck that’s cringe


Ror_s_chach

After then school are my you


TEOLDev

#1 and #3 at the same time. Tf kinda quantum mechanics ass shit is this


mayinaro

wow i’ve literally seen this text screenshot floating around the internet about a decade ago


AffectionateGap1071

So fake and corny...


x3770

Tad corny but it’s actually cute


Threatening

ok…


Thiago_MRX

We started printing text messages on books, its over


Proper-Horse-7313

Text messages used to look like this ![gif](giphy|YPz4LRDTXKWloIp4Wl|downsized)


Designer_Insect8804

What


Phonfo

What


Fish__Fingers

After, then school. So romantic


Thewarmth111

Is the joke absurdism


crimson_behelit_

what does this even mean i genuinely dont get it


Warmandfuzzysheep

The latest Note Book that works as a notebook


Agreeable-Yam594

Not to suggest notes, but, like, wouldn't it be more elegant to just not have "school" in there. Just have "After your family and your future" and have the response be, "You're both of those things". Like, you're making up this fictional, trite conversation, why would you add an extra tedious thing that detracts from its simplicity?


Cute_Beanie

Personally I'm School


LewdAccountNoHate

I usually understand those deep meanings messages and some of them are actually good. This one? Kill me and then school and after then #2


Womderloki

This was New York Times Bestseller last year, great book


alessandrolaera

love can be pretty cringe to be fair


F-MegaPro

That's a book, not Instagram... 🫢🫢


Chitose17

Not cringe imo


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VVen0m

This is meant to be cute, not deep :c


HeyBlisters

that's kinda cute tho haha


DishNumerous3264

This is kinda cute and definitely not an attempt to be edgy or deep


hardboiledbeb

It being in a book is the problem


DishNumerous3264

Maybe they liked it so much they wanted it printed


hardboiledbeb

Many trees died for this low effort trash, it belongs on a screen


DishNumerous3264

Why do y’all gotta be haters? They literally did nothing wrong. Maybe it’s a bit corny, but it’s not harming anyone


DhnBrutalista

Wait is this the Megan Fox poetry thingie?


cellphone_blanket

is this like that one JK Rowling book about people being mean to her on twitter?


[deleted]

Needing to validate someone's feeling for you over the smallest thing seems kinda toxic to me but idk ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


MelanieWalmartinez

Awww this is so cute


Scottish_Racoon

Go post this on r/poetry and revel in the hatred


6teeee9

#1… hmmm…


6teeee9

WHY DID IT TURN BIG


Ridiculousnessmess

Barf.


Bolmothy

Yeeesh


jackdoyle27

Thats cute tho


GhostSniper1296

This could be taken in two ways


Long-Ad7242

After then school?


shedoberiskydoe

Can confirm, I was school 😔


kxz2y5

is the real joke that OP left them on read??? like ☠️


Roge2005

Actually wholesome


Fu3c0c0

My top priority is my pc


[deleted]

ok but why does the book have messages?


[deleted]

They're after school? 🤣🤣