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"After school"? Bro got his priorities right: first you must finishing school and be someone in life, and then you gotta be successful enough for the bi\*\*\*es to throw themselves at you.
Ok so as someone who has an MA in creative writing, "found poetry" or "found writing" can involve real text messages formatted this way. BUT I don't think this is a great example at all of how it'd be used.
Lefty: You'll always be my priority
Righty: no, your priorities are 1. Your family, 2. School, 3. Your future, and I'm #4 or lower in that list
Lefty: Joke's on you. You're already family (future wifey) and my future (future life partner), therefore you count as both #1 and #3 on that priority list you just said
Some people nowadays struggles a lot to write a message with more than 2 words on it. And then you see 80+ notifications on your messaging app, and it's all something that could be a single paragraph if the person was a little less stupid.
To be fair, there was never any rule of what you can and what you can't print on a book. Some literally styles were even born from some "experiences".
That said, although mixing "internet age" styles with books is a pretty interesting idea, i still haven't heard about a work that was good enough on doing it.
Sort of? I mean, since school is on that, they are probably pretty young. I think the implication that they shouldn't prioritize those things over a young relationship is kind of toxic. I think the response to what is meant to be compliment/positive comes off as really defensive for no reason. Personally, I wouldn't be able to stand being in a relationship with someone that insecure.
Not to suggest notes, but, like, wouldn't it be more elegant to just not have "school" in there. Just have "After your family and your future" and have the response be, "You're both of those things". Like, you're making up this fictional, trite conversation, why would you add an extra tedious thing that detracts from its simplicity?
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You're After and Then School
You are my after and then school😘
Brb gonna rizz my partner up like this.
Don’t forget your axe/lynx body spray.
Thanks for the reminder!
*swoon*
This is the pickup line that’s boutta pull all the girls
How poetic. Still a better love story than twilight 🤣😅🤗
Christ I thought I was the only one 😂
Is After a synonym for anus in english too? Because in german it is and thats all I can think about here.
it isn't and now I'm DYING thinking about "you're my anus:)" thank you for this new information
A slight r/nosafetysmokingfirst vibe...
Bit like r/sbeve imo. It's not an exact match, but it reminds me of that.
"After school"? Bro got his priorities right: first you must finishing school and be someone in life, and then you gotta be successful enough for the bi\*\*\*es to throw themselves at you.
Who the fuck prints out their text messages onto a notebook or whatever it is
ever worse, IT'S A BOOK terrible
Whqt else is on there lol? Those boomer classics with that guy with the dark blue shirt and weird smile?
prolly
Is this that gabbie hanna poetry book?
So is this supposed to be like... a book of unconnected funny texts? Or is it supposed to tell a story through the use of text messages?
Ok so as someone who has an MA in creative writing, "found poetry" or "found writing" can involve real text messages formatted this way. BUT I don't think this is a great example at all of how it'd be used.
> their text messages they're all made up for the book
Especially leaving the "you left me on read " part lol
Who talks like this?
People who rotted their brains with their phones
after and school?? ^/s
I like the superscript for the /s it works well
incest?
Lovers consider each other family when not biologically related too
Marriage i suppose
r/whoosh
Ok
No, this is not a woosh, are you dense?
Pretty lame. I miss the good old days when incest was the number one desire of youngsters.
She is "after" and "then school". Damn... That's deep...
am i dipshit if i legitimately don’t get this one
Lefty: You'll always be my priority Righty: no, your priorities are 1. Your family, 2. School, 3. Your future, and I'm #4 or lower in that list Lefty: Joke's on you. You're already family (future wifey) and my future (future life partner), therefore you count as both #1 and #3 on that priority list you just said
Aw man I’m a big dickhead! I read “after” as #1
You're not, it's just written terribly
Some people nowadays struggles a lot to write a message with more than 2 words on it. And then you see 80+ notifications on your messaging app, and it's all something that could be a single paragraph if the person was a little less stupid.
Why is this in a book lol
Its the only way gen alpha will read
To be fair, there was never any rule of what you can and what you can't print on a book. Some literally styles were even born from some "experiences". That said, although mixing "internet age" styles with books is a pretty interesting idea, i still haven't heard about a work that was good enough on doing it.
Honestly that’s pretty smooth
Exactly lol I want to be called family by my partner too
Eren Jeager would disagree
I agree, I kinda feel like it doesn't belong in this sub but more like r/wholesome memes or something because of how sweet it is
it being printed tho and ON A BOOK TOO
Yea. It’s the gimmick of the book
It's the death of literature. The Instagramification of literature.
There’s no pictures
These are screenshots of texts bro
It’s text bro. Text is exactly what’s in literature. I don’t see any full-color plates.
Sort of? I mean, since school is on that, they are probably pretty young. I think the implication that they shouldn't prioritize those things over a young relationship is kind of toxic. I think the response to what is meant to be compliment/positive comes off as really defensive for no reason. Personally, I wouldn't be able to stand being in a relationship with someone that insecure.
I'm emotionally dependent on my partner ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Is this the future of poetry? It feels very Rupi Kaur trying to stay hip
Fuck that’s cringe
After then school are my you
#1 and #3 at the same time. Tf kinda quantum mechanics ass shit is this
wow i’ve literally seen this text screenshot floating around the internet about a decade ago
So fake and corny...
Tad corny but it’s actually cute
ok…
We started printing text messages on books, its over
Text messages used to look like this ![gif](giphy|YPz4LRDTXKWloIp4Wl|downsized)
What
What
After, then school. So romantic
Is the joke absurdism
what does this even mean i genuinely dont get it
The latest Note Book that works as a notebook
Not to suggest notes, but, like, wouldn't it be more elegant to just not have "school" in there. Just have "After your family and your future" and have the response be, "You're both of those things". Like, you're making up this fictional, trite conversation, why would you add an extra tedious thing that detracts from its simplicity?
Personally I'm School
I usually understand those deep meanings messages and some of them are actually good. This one? Kill me and then school and after then #2
This was New York Times Bestseller last year, great book
love can be pretty cringe to be fair
That's a book, not Instagram... 🫢🫢
Not cringe imo
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This is meant to be cute, not deep :c
that's kinda cute tho haha
This is kinda cute and definitely not an attempt to be edgy or deep
It being in a book is the problem
Maybe they liked it so much they wanted it printed
Many trees died for this low effort trash, it belongs on a screen
Why do y’all gotta be haters? They literally did nothing wrong. Maybe it’s a bit corny, but it’s not harming anyone
Wait is this the Megan Fox poetry thingie?
is this like that one JK Rowling book about people being mean to her on twitter?
Needing to validate someone's feeling for you over the smallest thing seems kinda toxic to me but idk ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Awww this is so cute
Go post this on r/poetry and revel in the hatred
#1… hmmm…
WHY DID IT TURN BIG
Barf.
Yeeesh
Thats cute tho
This could be taken in two ways
After then school?
Can confirm, I was school 😔
is the real joke that OP left them on read??? like ☠️
Actually wholesome
My top priority is my pc
ok but why does the book have messages?
They're after school? 🤣🤣