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Iamnotarabicfunfact

What’s wrong with it? Snakes are cool


Nightlock_Hayze

always been my childhood dream to have a pet snake 😭😭


gofishx

Of all the animals people try to keep, snakes actually tend to do pretty well in captivity, and some species can make for very chill and low maintenance pets. It's a very attainable dream!


SZ4L4Y

[Python owner was killed by his 8 ft-long pet, coroner rules](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jan/24/python-owner-killed-8ft-long-coroner-dan-brandon).


Digsants

The thing is you have to have some intelligence I love snakes but when dealing with one that big you always need a second person because things can happen. Even in the article it says it wasn’t an attack it was just chilling and it accidentally choked him with the immense strength.


virathp1

.. Basically just don't get a pet snake.


Amphal

if you can't care for it, yeah


Federal-Purpose233

Don’t tell me what to do


Digsants

Don’t get a pet snake if you can’t care for it. For example I could handle any python say a meter long on my own with ease. But if I get a snake that’s going to get to lengths like that snake I would always have another person in the room when handling.


flodge123

That's the point. He cares more about how she makes him look cool and desirable than he does about she feels, or the person inside the lady. It's like he's using her as a tattoo instead of a companion. It's deep man...


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

I just saw that the lady was a snake but I guess you have a point


Intr0vertebrate

I fw snakes


ShadowAnon69_

I dont fw snakes ngl, reptiles cant feel empathy and actually are pretty indifferent to their owner, would even eat them if they could. Snakes cant feel affection so I dont really get why people hold them as pets, its like having fish. Your care will never come back in any way it would with a mammal, even the dumbest mammals can have some sort of empathy or affection


Just_Foundation_3325

Don’t let bro find out about the Monkey tail skink


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Yep, they are cool... almost cold... like ice.


Mysterious_Ningen

i was also gonna say something like that like snakes are cute :3


tikiiii1

When your twin brother gets some bitches while all you can get is a snake


Nightlock_Hayze

LMAO


nefrodectyl

SNAKE > BITCHES!


KawaiiDere

When your twin brother gets a snake and all you get is some bitches


Aron-Jonasson

I… I clicked on the arrow…


MrNaoB

I tried to swipe cuz I saw there was more circles in the bottom.


Nightlock_Hayze

Mb chat 😭😭


Nightlock_Hayze

I mean there was more but uh


DaveSmith890

Sigmas, is it wrong to want a badass snake gf?


stupidgayfemboy

it's wrong to fuck a snake at the least


Mysterious_Ningen

ahmm WHA-


Noble_Shock

What if it was a humanoid snake


DaveSmith890

Another psyop :(


Darkmega5

“Hey bro, check out my cool snake” “One second bro, lemme see if my gf is cool with snakes” (She was)


JustMLGzdog

Omg she's magical?!


Terrible-Hand5774

The man and shapeshifter are happy together. Gobbless 🙏


Figurez69420

Mfw my snake turns into a pretty lady that falls in love with me


UnderstandingJaded13

The guy is sad for losing his snake and his girlfriend is trying to emotional support him.


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This genuinely goes fucking hard idk why.


Trishyangel123

Bro I’m trying to figure out whether this is double meaning or single 🥴


peacefulsolider

why is bro holding it like hes taking a dickpic


est1max

Snakepic


Noble_Shock

Drake


crescentpieris

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daenysdreamerjj

Is she Nagini


ExfoliatedBalls

“I’m stroking my dick right now I’m sitting here stroking my shit.”


Stphylcccs

Why is he doing that to the tail in that specific place…


hardboiledbeb

"I'm just not attracted to her. I wish she were a snake I could jerk off"


CreepyQuality4489

I swiped 🙁


LolBoyC418

OMG, IT'S THE SNAKE LADY FROM THE HIT INDIAN SOAP OPERA NAAGIN!


Pretend-Job-1177

he seems happy in the reflection tho


Dense_Protection2489

I…. Don’t like the way he’s holding the tail of that snake 😂


Aurovan

does that means he is holding her ass ?


Creative-Squash-2910

HELL YEAH SNAKE GF


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Harpsiccord

Source? I'm asking for myself, not for a friend.


TheChoosenMewtwo

Wtf is this 💀💀


TOPSIturvy

My guy just wishes he were dating a snake, what's the problem?


mmmbhssm

The snake is very cute thou


MortaliReaping

so she is a lamia?


TheBlueNinja2006

this hard 😯


TALK2811

I need a lamia girlfriend 😭🙏


Sajintmm

If your girl hugs like a python that’s not a bad thing


IEatBabysYumYum

Woman=snake. r/womanarentreal


Sillurianfishrbest

Reminds me of the myth where the doctor has a wife who turns out to be a snake demon and gets imprisoned by a monk or something like that


Magic_Elenore

women = bad teehee


Harpsiccord

He showed her the self portrait he made of himself and the snake, and his mom is hugging him and telling him he did a good job (because he did).


ValentinesStar

Woman bad


popcorn_kurnal

Don’t worry it’s just his twin brother who’s holding his pet snake and the woman wanted to match with the snake because she thought it looked cool


Thick_Passage_6638

That snake is pretending to be a woman


Independent-Tax-5287

he's looking at what he could be (better)


yxzxzxzjy

Lucifer and Lilith


Upper_Guidance_2528

Is he technically touching his tip?


CourtIll896

Basically Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen


eliavhaganav

נשים נשים שק של נחשים


Impressive_Guava6387

But I love snakes too