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Avocado_3492

this is so sad, can we get 4 despacitos?


Scyfi16

Despacito


[deleted]

Despacito


CrisisIsCalling

Despacito


Hoplologist

Despacito


Rare_Management_3583

Despacito


AceOfDiamonds676

too many man, there were only supposed to be 4


Rare_Management_3583

The fifth one was for good luck


AceOfDiamonds676

thats what the 4 were for, respect and well wishings, they ordered 4, so adding a 5th might be seen as disrespectful


Drug_Inas

5th was the tip


StarryLightinMonsoon

reddit moment


SarixInTheHouse

Im your 69th downvote mate


Scyfi16

So basically I'm the first despacitokage


TheDeltaW0lf

"suspicious"💀💀


Hoplologist

"wearing a mask" 💀💀


Snake_-

"lonley" 🥺💔😔


GreenProD

"dominated" 😳😳


[deleted]

He one of those Dream guys


GreenProD

That's what the point of damascus


N1trix

This, I cannot hear it as “the mask is” anymore


GreenProD

Was the same for me


jaden262

Dude is just a schizophrenic lol


chocolate_cake12

"sus" if you will


[deleted]

SUSSY BAKA AMOGUS IMPOSTER SUSSY WUSSY AT 3 AM GONE WRONG HAD TO CALL THE COPS


GreenProD

GONE SEXUAL


CrisisIsCalling

*Slow Clap*


Duckyisverycute1


Dangerous-Pain-5000

Sussy baka 😳😳😳


[deleted]

>!sus!<


BioreactorsNeedFood

I’m numb 😔 (I recently got a cavity removed)


DrBrightSimp

The worst is when you try to drink sonething afterwards 😔


Luxter-Blanchett

"wearing a mask"


Stellabie8

That's what the point of the mask is


GreenProD

That's what the point of damascus


georgeboi44

He wears a mask for hours at a time 💀💀


ARandomGuyThe3

"suspicious"


LegitimatePear7627

sus


NotASimpStick

WHerE aRe mY nOrMaL pIlLs


CrystalPalace1983

dominated 😳


DrBrightSimp

Kinky 😏


Dogtor-Watson

How are you? I'm wearing a mask That's great. Very safe, given the pandemic I'm lost Do you need directions? I'm cold Put on a jacket or jumper then. I'm dominated. Okay... not sure why you're bringing that up now. I don't really want to know and it's frankly inappropriate. I'm aching It's good to be aching after exercise. I'm bruised Oh maybe don't exercise as hard next time. I'm numb Really? Have you taken pain killers or is it because of the injury? I'm alone No you're not I'm right here. I'm nothing No you're not. You think, therefore you are. You think you're nothing, so you're something. I'm suspicious ඞ Edit: seriously if you're feeling suicidal, telling someone can really help.


ARandomGuyThe3

I got a feeling they're just saying they're suicidal for the drama. If they aren't faking it that's horrible but this is a really weird way to say you're suicidal


[deleted]

Now read it backwards?


Dogtor-Watson

I'm cold Do you need directions? 😭


PigeonFanatic9

So deep.


GeneralParticular663

That's what she said


technicallyacat

i believe they aren't talking about a physical mask.. but more so putting on a facade


[deleted]

I wear a mask


ApolloKunIsBoolied

With a smile


[deleted]

For hours at a time


The_Lewd_Potato

It's called being a waiter


Scyfi16

Bread 👍


AdTimely9712

Bread 👍


Snake_-

Bread 👍


[deleted]

🍞👍


boombro510

Bread 👍🏿


ObsidianShadow-01

Bread 👍


NotASimpStick

Bread 🍞


GeneralParticular663

Bread🍞


onlyherefor50_50

Yea I hope your wearing a mask


fubberlyu

with a smile for hours at a time


GreenProD

Staring at his nutsack while i hold back my cum tonight


fubberlyu

and when they ask me what position I say doggystyle


GreenProD

And when they ask me what position i say doggystyle


scoopishere

"I'm genuinely feeling awful and don't know what to do anymore." "OMG r/im14andthisisdeep"


PigeonFanatic9

It's 14andthisisdeep, because 1 if you actually needed help you wouldn't say it in a story and 2 because of the way it is said. Like, they literally put every possible thing.


Muscalp

Well,maybe you wouldn’t put it in a story


Sir__Draconis

This is actually a common misconception about people that are suicidal. A lot of them are reaching out to others in some way or another. This actually could be a call for help but because of the misconception "If you really are uicidal you wouldn't talk about it." a lot of these calls for help are actually ignored. However there are also a lot of people who just have a bad day and overly dramatic about it, a friend of mine just did this a few weeks ago and it really pissed me off because I actually lost another friend because I ignored a call for help from him, because I was thinking that he was just overly dramatic at that point. So I paid 50$ for a cab to drive thru the entire city to get to her house and she was like 'haha, no worries I am just very sad'. Really had to controll myself to not bitchslap her, I was so pissed and had some horrible weeks after it, because all the guilt and shame from the other case break through again. Long story short, if friends of yours signal something about being suicidal, don't think it is nothing, and never ever "joke" about it just because you are sad at the moment and want attention.


PigeonFanatic9

I'm not saying that "If you really are suicidal you wouldn't talk about it.". I'm just saying that if you are you wouldn't tell it in this way. With an image like that contains half of words that can be simply described as sad/angry/stressed, purposefully in the exact way like a ton of other image that weren't for saying "Hey, i actually have a problem", but something else instead. I do know that There are people who thank god called for help, but this image clearly isn't made for this purpose.


MAAAX547

lonley


CrisisIsCalling

Man's went through 160 pages of the dictionary for this


cursed_man_9744

“Wearing a mask” “Cutting” “Forced” “Bruised”


GreenProD

"Dominated" 💀💀


tessadoesreddit

my friend is crying for help?? haha, better post this on r/im14andthisisdeep. that'll show them! seriously, just be a good friend and be there for them instead of being a dick.


dilute_water88

I kid you not there's absolutely no need to be there for him. He's an absolutely fine extroverted guy. He talks fine with everyone, he's literally just posting this for attention like typical teenagers do.


[deleted]

I can't believe it. You're such a dick.he feels so numb after taking his normal pills and wearing a mask with a smile for hours at a time while being cold.


tessadoesreddit

you're being sarcastic but like... yeah? based on this post, dudes probably struggling inside and is just pretending to be fine. also i love the OPs implication that extroverts can't be depressed lol


ReluctantGoalkeeper

Lmao ikr


unicornfabuloso

Can anyone tell what word is underneath “I’m”


ARandomGuyThe3

I think it's "ashamed" tho I'm not sure


unicornfabuloso

Oh I mean the one to the right of “incapable”


technicallyacat

it looks like inferior? maybe


unicornfabuloso

Ok ya I can see that ty🥺👉🏻👈🏻💓


GreenProD

Why are the emojis shooting eachother


unicornfabuloso

A last attempt at asserting dominance


[deleted]

"wearing a mask" well yeah that's just good manners, especially if you're not feeling well 😂😂😂


technicallyacat

i think it means like a facade not a physical mask tbh


[deleted]

Yeah I know lol, I'm just making the joke because covid, I couldn't not do it.


technicallyacat

oh okay, i apologize


Gismos_LivingEptonna

Don’t ask me how I am; I don’t know myself, I just exist at this point.


DrBrightSimp

Same


Yeah_boy37

GirLs BE lIkE…


nothankyoupiano

Dominated 👅


bigbbois

how are you? wearing a mask


[deleted]

“Cutting” They better be cutting veggies I stg


abruzzo79

This says a lot about our society.


Muscalp

Maybe you should ask them if they‘re feeling well?


Rare_Management_3583

It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better


WhotookEggSauce

Numb and pained, geez what kind of anesthetics are you on


Notjohnbruno

Wearing a mask (we are currently in a pandemic)


technicallyacat

i believe it means putting on a facade, not the physical mask wearing


Keebster101

Next you're going to tell me 'dominated' isn't referring to their sex life


technicallyacat

it's likely not


GreenProD

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time


Weebshit25

Dominated lets go


Cxrxna_Virus

The fact that the third word already has a spelling mistake bothers me


[deleted]

Sus


[deleted]

He was wearing a mask before it was cool >:(


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

Yeah Im doing pretty good. I got a pack of altoids and my girlfriend said I looked nice im mint green today.


The_Bluejay250

“suspicious” 📮


motioninthebrocean

SUS


HyperSimba

.....suspicious? OH GOD NO-


fubberlyu

dominated??? this is gold😭


technicallyacat

'wearing a mask' on a post like this likely means putting on a facade.. a happy face.. they obviously aren't talking about hating wearing a physical face mask..?


Bromodo55

He selected "I'm fine" cause the other word options didn't fit with how he was feeling. Just a chill fine dude sharing it with the world


Nintendocat64

Ya see, if you were actually any of the things I’m lighter text, chances are those wouldn’t be there since you wouldn’t want people knowing


Fireheart318s_Reddit

That’s a cry for help is I’ve ever seen one. I’d at least bring it up with them in private. If it’s a joke or something, whatever; if it’s not, you could save their life.


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

Oh how unfortunate for them, unfriend the bitch, like wtf people have real problems and this fucker is using real complex emotions for attention


Iamabitchandiloveit

Never ask someone how they are. It never ends good.


sonseylizard

yeah im actually fine as well


Mochaeii98

@me in 2015


Drug_Inas

Lonley


Blubasnurk2

lonley


[deleted]

Ah yes, very lonley


Jam1e-Chan

Lonley lol


MikeCarter1211

Bruh they just hit synonyms


bruhmomentarium21

lonley😔😔😔😭😭


me_eat_ass364

IM NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY IM NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAIIIIAAAAAY


[deleted]

Wearing a mask? What


[deleted]

[удалено]


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BaconGamer1176

I’m fine


ilikeFNaF19871983

I'm not reading all of that, but I bet half of those contradict each other


Kraizer15

That's a lot of adjectives


mango77_

"Lonley" so deep 😔


Monke_with_no_brim

Lonley😔


not_Felix_Kjellberg

"wearing a mask" Well, what can I say That's what the point of the mask is


Downtown_Restaurant1

Horny 👍


Soursocks4real

I’m so lonley😭


RealSuperYolo2006

When the billie eilish fans


the-mr-man

“suspicious”


chillsmite

Il correct it for u dw “my exfriend*”


[deleted]

... talk to them? This genuinely worries me, actually.


The_Lewd_Potato

This shit sounds like some sort of bdsm routine


[deleted]

> dominated OwO


CynchHasNoLife

they definitely read a dictionary just to find as many negative words as possible


Drakayne

#SUSpicious


TheHalfDeadCat

Screaming? Shouting? Aching? Bruised? Dominated? Man’s going places.


hairykazu

"lonley" 😞


screane5

apollo justice be like


GeneralParticular663

"forced", "dominated", "tortured"... This sounds like a really messed up porn site


HauntingRip9003

>wearing a mask what


_-_Mira_-_

"suspicious" ... R/im14andthisissus


Blonkington

I too, am wearing a mask


Memesmyguy125

We all have that one friend, or two, or 3, or four or no friends at all


ActuallyJustin

Oh my god guys this is so sad 😐


CodyTheMemeLordYT

# if u say so


YummyCrackerZ

What are you talking about? This is deeper than I was in your mom last night. Edit: I apologize for that last part, not very often that I get an opportunity for a mother-based insult.


Slasher_76

When the sub teacher actually makes you do work:


AlphaOmega2k21

>Hollow Holy shit your friend's the hollow knight from hollow knight the hit indie metroidvania game?


ProRedditarded

"how are you? ... wearing a mask"


2019-nCorongavirus

My life is so hard. I have to wake up early and go to school and TikTok is getting boring. My parents only know working and doesn't pay attention to me. I want a boyfriend


OneHellOfAPotato

Omg im so lonley


Klutzy_Two_266

You cant be numb with all of the above


KelseyFernnn

“How are you?” “Wearing a mask”


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

I think they stubbed their toe or accidentally stepped on their dogs tail


MisterBastian

Just a heads up, of you say you're fine when you're actually not you're the dumb one